God, I'm forgetting things left and right. THIS is why I need a drink while doing this...

Anyway, Emile's clothes. Forgot that. He wears a blue over-shirt, open at the front, with a white shirt underneath. He also has cargo shorts. With special hammerspace pockets. There, I explained where he keeps all the items.

Chapter 4: Great Fox

Roxas: Jeez, that looks like a base!

Sora: IS IT GUMMI?

Donald: Uh, no.

Sora: IM HUNGRY.

Donald: Right...

Emile: It isn't firing, so I don't think it's our enemy. Think we could ask them for help?

Sora: MEN DONT NEED HELP.

Roxas: Then why did you drag us along?

Sora: YOU DONT EXIST, SHUT UP.

Donald: Whatever, maybe they know what we're up against. I'll give them a call.

Donald starts to talk to them, and everyone else does their own thing.

Emile: So... the heartless stole hearts, right?

Roxas: Yeah, and Nobodys like myself don't have them. Well, I do because...

Emile: Because...?

Roxas: … Not sure, actually.

Emile: Right, but doesn't that mean they shouldn't exist?

Roxas: Yeah, whenever a strong-hearted person turns into a heartless-

Emile: No, I meant you kind of need a heart.

Roxas: We can live without emotions.

Emile: Yeah, but that has nothing to do with the heart. The heart pumps blood. The brain is where decisions are made, and feelings are felt.

Sora: NO SHUT UP ITS THE HEART

Emile: Whatever, Ma-ti...

Donald: Okay, they said we can board.

You board the ship, and find anthros are the only thing on board.

Emile: Oh, great. More furries...

(Skipping introductions.)

Fox: Well, now that we're done with that, the enemies you guys talked about are slaughtering countless people looking for hearts.

Goofy: Gawrsh, that sounds familiar.

Roxas: Any idea why?

Slippy: Not a clue. Do you know, Peppy?

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL! (Z or R twice!)

Falco: We need to put the old coot away....

Fox: Right, so they've actually been messing with another universe, so we came here to think about what to do. Too bad they're here too...

Emile: Wait, another universe?

Fox: Yeah, we need to worry about two universes.

Sora: Well, if we leave one for last, we might lose the other.

Slippy: Well, why don't you split up? We have a few extra ships that-

Falco: Oh HECK no! We are NOT lending them to a random guy that thinks he's tough!

Fox: C'mon, I don't think our universe will last if we don't.

Falco: Yeah, but they don't know how to fly an arwing!

Slippy: We can teach him.

Falco: But-

Fox: Falco. We need them to help. And they want to.

Falco: (sigh) Alright, but don't come crying to me when we're short a few ships...

(Falco walks off)

Slippy: Righto, but we only have one extra.

Roxas: Emile should get it.

Emile: Why me?

Roxas: Think about it. Sora knows this universe, and I can open up portals of darkness.

Emile: Well, I guess...

Goofy: Hey, I think we should get a jump-start on the Heartless Knights!

Sora: Heartless Knights?

Goofy: Yeah. They're knights, and they act like Heartless.

Donald: Well, you do have a point. Let's leave.

Sora, Donald and Goofy walk off.

Slippy: Follow me, I'll show you to the ships!

(Cuts to the arwings)

Emile: Wow, they look hard to drive...

Slippy: Not really. I'll take you to the training room!

Emile: Then WHY did we come here?

Slippy: Because arwings turn me on.

Emile: …

Cuts again to training room, Emile gets into a model of the cockpit of an arwing. The screen light up, and the VR training starts.

Slippy: Alright, pull down to move up and push up to go down.

Fly through the wings to move on.

Slippy: Right, now hold RT or LT to fly sideways and move faster!

Fly through the small openings while sideways.

Slippy: If someone's firing their layzors at you, press LT or RT twice to do-

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL.

Turrets will shoot at you, so do-

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL.

Noclip: … Yeah, that.

Slippy: Press X to boost, and Y to break.

Boost or break through the doors opening and closing.

Slippy: Okay, now press up and X to-

Peppy: TRY A SUMMERSAULT.

Slippy: (Smacks Peppy)

Summersault through the rings to move on.

Slippy: Right, on to the good stuff! Press B to fire lasers! You can also hold the button to charge your layzors, and press it again to fire!

Fire at the targets to move on.

Slippy: Now-

Peppy: USE BOMBS WISELY! (Press A)

Noclip31 then walks into the training room and smashes a pop bottle over Peppy's head.

Noclip31: Jeez...

Bomb the targets.

Slippy: Not that hard, is it?

Emile: Not really.

Slippy: See? Now climb out, I think that does it.

Slippy and Emile walk to the target range.

Slippy: Now, I was GOING to give you a blaster, but we seem to be out.

Emile: Hey, I have a keyblade.

Slippy: No worries! We still have a gun with actual bullets.

Slippy hands Emile an old magnum, and a gunbelt.

Slippy: Try it out!

Emile: Okay...

Emile steps up to the platform, and another fakking tutorial starts. My vocabulary is very scrumlyocius. Meaning I make up half the words.

Slippy: Press RT to enter gun mode.

Press it, and Emile will pull out his gun.

Slippy: Press it again, and you will fire. Use the left stick to move, and the right stick to aim in gun mode.

Shoot the targets that appear. You may notice it fires a bit slowly, but it's a magnum. What you expect?

Slippy: You may have noticed an ammo counter next to the health bar. You can hold six bullets in your gun. Press LT to reload and RB to exit.

Exit gun mode, and your done.

Slippy: Great! You don't have unlimited clips, so enemies sometimes drop them. Here's a few to start you out!

Slippy gives you 60 bullets to start out, or 10 clips. You then walk back to the cockpit, where fox is waiting.

Fox: All done?

Slippy: Yep!

Fox: Right, you should be going now. We already got back to our old galaxy, so get to the hangar. We'll launch you.

Emile: Roger! What about you, Roxas?

Roxas: I'll use this.

Roxas spawns a portal, and walks in. Cut to the hangar, and see Emile jump into his arwing.

Emile: Warming engine. Checking weapons. Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.

Emile launches, and you find the world map, at last. But only one world.

Emile: Okay, let's scan the world... Mushroom Kingdom? Heh. Heh. Shrooms. Whatever, I'm landing.

The arwing lands onto the new planet, and Emile steps out....

(Authors Notes)

CRAP this one is long. Ah, well. Guns are awesome. Anyway, next chapter: Mushroom Kingdom!

Read and Review, or Emile will use gun mode on yo' ass.

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL.