Yami Yugi
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Have any of you watched to the end of the fifth season? I go into the afterlife! I'm technically dead! There's no way I can come back from that no matter how hard you wish for it.
I have no issue with (most) fanfictions involving me that take place before this point but can you please stop making up convoluted and ridiculous ways for me to come back from the afterlife just so you can pair me with a load of characters and satisfy your sick fetishes? Any story that takes place after the series ends shouldn't have me in it, end of.
I especially have a bone to pick with those of you who insist my 'eternal love for Yugi' will somehow bring me back and we'll live happily ever after because I hate to break it to you, but that's not how these things work. I even read a couple where Bakura helped bring me back just so we could be together.
Please stop, they don't have therapists in the afterlife.
Sincerely,
Yami Yugi/ The Pharaoh.