Hello everybody! Sorry I haven't updated any of my stories for a few days. I've been really busy this week. I'll get to all my other stories, too, hopefully. Enjoy! And review! :D
It. Is. Freezing.
It was snowing outside 15 minutes ago, and now it is hailing. (Oh, how I wish that would happen here o.o –gets hit by massive Arizona heat-wave and dies- x.x) Normally I would pay no mind to this, as I rarely go outside, but today there is a slight problem: Matsuda (somehow) broke the heater. Just don't ask me how.
Light-kun got sick from my Devil Cake. Specifically, uncontrollable bowel problems. I laughed at him. Ha-ha. This side effect was not my intention, but nor was it something I was set on preventing. I don't mind that my Devil Cake sickened him. The point was revenge, after all, and I got it. However, there was an unforeseen variable in my plan that presented a slight problem: Soichiro Yagami, Light-kun's father. He was not very happy with me.
Light-kun is now sick with a cold. Soichiro informed me that since I got his son sick (the bowel problems), I may as well apologize to him by helping him while he is sick. So I will make him soup.
What to Feed to Someone Who is Sick—
Matsuda Stew
I am not going to eat Matsuda.
I am simply naming it Matsuda Stew because he is the whole reason Light-kun got a cold, as he is the one who broke the heater.
Watari does not approve of this, but I do not care, as I am his boss. Smiley face.
First, get 2 cans of canned soup. It does not matter which kind, so long as it contains broth. Pour the cans of soup into a pot.
Next, remove all of the noodles so that only the broth remains. Discard the noodles. You now have your broth ready.
Take 3 cups of real sugar and put it in the pot. Drop in about 5 strawberries. Stir.
Tale half a cup of syrup and add it to the stew.
I heard somewhere that rice is full of fibers that are good to eat when someone is having bowel issues like Light-kun. Thus, the next step.
Locate a bag of rice. Luckily, there is a bag of rice here in the cupboard. Pour in about 2 cups of rice. Now, stir and turn the stove on.
The soup has been boiling for 3 or 5 minutes or so. It is now time to pour it into a bowl.
…Damn you Kira. It is your fault that this happened. Because it is always your fault if something bad happens. I just discovered that if you pour the boiling soup into a bowl toward yourself, you have an 87% chance of getting badly burned. As of now I can tell you firsthand that this is a very painful experience.
Once you successfully pour your soup into the bowl, serve it to the one who is sick.
…Damn you Kira…
…Make sure you do not accidentally spill any soup on said person or they will get very angry with you.
Enjoy!
Awww! Poor L! He got burned. Well, so did Light, so that's okay? Sorta?
Anyway! How was it? .z. Anyone want to make Matsuda Stew? Anyone wanna eat it? If you want to make me happy, make Matsuda Stew, take a picture of it, and send it to me via email. If you want to make me super happy, review! :D