I'm sorry. I've started getting writers block with this, so this is mostly filler. I had to get this up, so I'm sorry for the shortness.

I have not magically gained the rights to either Hetalia or Doctor Who in the long wait between this and the previous chapter. I don't own Fire Flower either. ^.^

Just so you know, the title for this means 'Girl' in Japanese, to the best of my knowledge. SPOILER. And this story will be about 12 chapters. Each is vaugely planned out.

Chapter 4: Shoujo

Japan was awkwardly showering in England's bathroom. He had reassured his friends that he was completely fine and didn't need protecting while doing that. He more like demanded to be left alone. Mainly because he didn't want the others to hear what he was singing.

"Rike a fiiii-re frower~!"

Unfortunately, this attracted a little attention from the one he desperately wanted to avoid more that the Allies and the Axis put together.

A hissing noise came from behind the dull-eyed man as he wrapped a towel around himself. As he reached for his katana hanging from the door, a ray of light struck him on his back. The lithe grey figure was gone before he could even draw his weapon, and he was left writhing on the floor in pain. "Chikushō!"

His screams seemed to attract Germany, who broke open the door. She immediately ran to Japan and called over Italy, who was now the only part of the Axis who was still a boy.

"Kiku! The woman gasped. She laid the new girl on her side and used Feliciano's lap as a pillow for the girl.

The Axis stayed like that until Kiku began to wake up. Feli began bouncing at that point, causing Kiku to go an unpleasant shade of green. Louise got her over the toilet before anything came up.

"Feli! Zat vas ridiculously stupid! Vhat if you had made Kiku throw up? You would have to clean it up," the German scolded, washing Kiku's now slightly longer hair in the sink once she had emptied her stomach.

The Japanese girl moaned, her eyes opening slightly. They now held a little more of her soul in them. Her skin was smoother and she looked surprisingly feminine. Her chest was nowhere near as large as Louise's, but were still noticeable. The girl blushed as she realised that she was pretty much naked around a boy. She immediately bought up her towel around her body. "G-gomenaisai," she stuttered. "I didn't want you to see that."

"Ve~!" Feli laughed. "It's okay! I've seen-"

"FELI!" both girls shouted. "WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!"

"I-I was only saying…"

Louise sighed and allowed Kiku to finish washing herself on her own. "It's okay, Feli. Ve all make mistakes… Some more often zan others… But it's okay. I've made mistakes before."

"Ve~! Really?"

"Ja. I let you join the Axis."

It took Feli a few minutes of dumb staring for him to realise that Louise was only joking. He then laughed and bounced while talking rapidly. "Hee hee! I knew you were just joking! Let's go and make some pastaaa!"

He skipped downstairs, as Louise and a barely-dressed Kiku followed quickly. When they got to the kitchen, an ear-piercing scream echoed throughout the house. They found Feliciano lying on the floor, crying and clutching a saucepan.

"F-Feli! Vhat's wrong?"

The Italian looked up at her, his amber eyes wide and shining with tears. They were hurt-filled depths of agony that wrenched at Louise's normally stoic heartstrings.

"G-G-Germany… There's no pasta left…"

"ZE HELL?"

France and I were downstairs in the hallway. Francoise was now wearing a black miniskirt and blouse that I had made quickly but neatly. I had re-dressed in a grey pleated skirt that fell past my knees and long white socks. I also wore a white shirt and a tie with the Union Jack on it.

"Why haven't we tried to escape yet?" asked the French girl.

I glanced at the door. "I'm not really sure. It might have something to do with the fact that I practically never leave the house without Alfred-"

"By choice?" interjected Francoise.

"Yes."

"Whose?"

I looked at her in the eyes. "Mine and his. We just go out at the same time. It's nice to be with someone you love when you go out."

Without thinking, France spoke up. "Will you go shopping with me in France?"

I blushed. "I-er… I guess… Of course!"

I went scarlet as France pulled me into a hug. It was just a hug! "Please-don't-grope-me-Frog!"

We broke apart, Francoise smirking and me scarlet. France stroked my long hair, making me close my eyes in happiness. I was glad that the Frog had finally stopped being a moron and started acting like a nicer kind of sister.

Francoise took my hand and pulled her to the door. "Where did you leave the key?"

I dived onto the floor and rummaged under the doormat. I emerged triumphantly with a key decorated with the Union Jack. "Here it is!"

I stood up and inserted the key into the lock. I turned it and tried to open the door. I tried again.

"Damn it! We're locked in!"

A terrifying scream echoed throughout the house, originating from the kitchen. I jumped to my feet. "Goddamn it, Italy!"

We ran to the kitchen. Italy was boiling hot water as Germany supervised with a female Japan. I spluttered. "What is it with you Axis Powers?"

"Axis Powers?" asked a voice from behind me. I turned to see Amy. "Does that make you, Franci-Francoise, Ivan, Yao and your boyfriend the Allied Forces?"

I swore in every language that immediately came to my head.

"Okay, so you're personifications of nations?" said Amy uncertainly.

I nodded; glad that Amy was taking this well. "Yes. And we're immortal."

"Okay… I can deal with that…"

Francoise smiled. "Now you know, you are allowed to call us by our country names."

The ginger thought for a second, and then said, "Oh. I think I'll still call you Alice and Francoise and things like that. It would feel weird if I-"

"Yes, yes," I said, the fact that I had heard this all before probably evident in my voice. "It's sort of important that we make an escape plan, since we're locked in-"

"WHAT?" the Axis powers all shouted.

I nodded. "This is why I don't allow people into my house. This is England. We have some weird stuff."

Germany glared at them. "Really? I had no idea. But vait, isn't ze alien from space?"

"Yes. The Doctor is too, but he's also an honorary Brit."

That was pretty much the moment that everyone began going crazy.