SM123: Alright, those pictures I said in the previous chapter… IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM: GO TO AND TYPE IN SASUKE AND SAKURA IN THE SEARCH BOX! THERE'S A LOT OF SASUSAKU GOODNESS! ! THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DESIGNED THEM!
(Quick author randomness: I was having problems with my keyboard with the letter "r" so every time I would try to type shirt, there would be a 2/3% chance that I would spell "shit" instead of "shirt." But luckily, the keyboard was back to normal by the next day. X])
Sasuke: Do we have to do a kiss scene?
SM123: Gah! How did you get in here?
Sasuke: … Lady, I work here.
SM123: I meant in my office
Sasuke: Yeah, right. You're typing this story up right next to your kitchen.
SM123: … STALKER!
Sasuke: I don't know why I didn't kill you yet.
SM123: Oh that's easy. I pay you fairly well.
Sasuke: …
Sakura: *enters* Sasuke are you ready yet?
SM123: *raise eyebrow*
Sakura: Oh, hi SM123! Sasuke and I are going on a da—
Sasuke: *interrupts* Let's go Sakura!
SM123: Oh, what a cute couple.
I'm not one for love songs,
The way I'm living makes you feel like giving up,
But you don't.
And I want everything for you.
But disappointment,
'Cause you've been left behind,
And the world has its shine but I would drop it on a dime for you.
"Wha—?" Sasuke mumbled and slammed his alarm clock against the wall, destroying it.
"It's six o' clock," Sakura muttered and snuggled into a soft figure behind her.
"Sakura, what are you doing?" Sasuke yelled.
Sakura was cuddled up into Sasuke with his arm over her.
The door suddenly slammed open when Sakura was about to pull away and there was a flash, maniac laughter, and the door slammed shut again.
"Itachi," Sasuke mumbled angrily.
"Hm. I'm too lazy to go chase him down," Sakura muttered.
"Get off of me!" Sasuke yelled and shoved Sakura off the bed.
"What the hell was that for?" Sakura exclaimed.
"Hn. Take a wild guess."
"Sasuke! Sakura! Are you two awake yet?" Mikoto yelled loudly. (Remember, Sasuke lives in a mansion.)
"Coming!" Sasuke and Sakura yell at the same time.
Sasuke jumped off the bed to where Sakura was laying. He was about to help her up but then—
*SLAM!*
The door flew open.
"SASUKE UCHIHA! HOW DARE YOU MAKE OUR GUEST AND YOUR CLIENT SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!" Fugaku roared.
"What? No! I mean- Well, Sakura fell off- Well, I shoved her off-"
"YOU SHOVED SAKURA OFF THE BED?"
"Wait, no! Okay, perhaps. But I was shocked. I mean she was lying right next to me! And Itachi—"
"Now, don't go dragging your brother into this!"
Out of the corner of Sasuke's eye, he saw Itachi walk past his room and Itachi smiled sinisterly at Sasuke.
"But—" Sasuke began.
"NO!"
"Dad, what are you doing here anyway?"
"I was making sure that you weren't doing what you just did now."
"Dad you're a terrible liar," Sasuke said without any hardships.
"What?" Fugaku asked out of confusion.
"When you lie, you look at my hair—"
"Which looks like chicken butt!" Sakura screamed from somewhere.
"Shut up! Sorry, Dad. When you tell the truth, you look me in the eye."
"Okay, your mom told me to pour a bucket of cold ice water on you two if you guys weren't awake yet."
"Dad, you, suck, at, lying. How clear can I get?"
"… Well, you kids better get ready before your mom gets mad!" Fugaku stalled and ran away.
"That was weird. What do you think, Sakura? Hey, Sakura! Where are you?" Sasuke called out.
*SLAM!*
Sasuke's bathroom door slammed open and Sakura exited.
"Hm, chicken butt?" Sakura asked.
"You-you can't just use my bathroom whenever you like!" Sasuke yelled.
"Just did."
"…"
"Hm, hm, hm… *Sakura was humming to 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz.*"
"…Baka…"
"What did you just call me, Uchiha?"
"Nothing."
"Look, Sasuke—"
*SLAM!*
"HEY! You can't just slam the door in my face!" Sakura yelled.
"Just did," Sasuke yelled from the bathroom.
"Ugh! You're so annoying!" Sakura yelled.
"Just go downstairs!" Sasuke yelled over running water.
"But I'll get lost!"
"Wow can woo get wost in why blouse?"
"What did you say?"
"Why said: How ran woo pet wost in why mouse?"
"What?"
"*Spits out water.* Dammit, lady! I was brushing my teeth!"
"You brush your teeth?" Sakura gasped.
"Oh, shut up… How can you get lost in my house?"
"Your house is freaking huge if you haven't noticed!"
"I guess living in a luxury mansion for the past seventeen years of your life really attaches to you," Sasuke joked.
(Did I forget to mention that Sasuke, Sakura, and most of the main characters that are kids/teenagers are about seventeen? ^_^)
"…"
"Fine! Wait for me!"
"…"
"Holy shit," Sasuke said suddenly.
"What?"
"I left my shirt outside."
"Wha—"
Sasuke exited the bathroom shirtless.
"What?" Sasuke asked Sakura who was turning redder by the second. "Am I too Godlike for you?"
"Would it kill to try to cover yourself up with a towel or something?"
"Hn… Seriously, am I too Godlike for you?"
"…"
"Wait, I take it back."
"That sounded wrong in so many ways," Sakura scolded.
"I know…"
The two left the room and began heading downstairs.
"By the way, what was the song that was on your alarm clock?" Sakura asked.
"'The World Has Its Shine But I Would Drop it on a Dime for You' by Cobra Starship."
"It's a good song."
"Hn."
"Can you sing it?"
"Yes."
"May you sing it?"
"Yes."
"Right now?"
"No."
"Aw, why not? I want to hear the full version," Sakura complained.
"Go look it up on YouTube."
"... Baka…"
"Oh, shut up."
"Let me think, hn," Sakura said.
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"Hn."
"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled.
"I'm starting to like this word," Sakura teased.
"I said shut up!"
"Hn."
"That's my catch phrase!"
"Hn- Wait, Sasuke Uchiha has a catch phrase?"
"…"
"You know, you should write a book, Sasuke. How to translate the language of Sasuke Uchiha," Sakura kept on going.
Sakura pulled Sasuke's last straw by then. He turned and slammed Sakura into the wall and pressed his hands against the wall trapping Sakura in between.
"You-are-so-dead-Haruno," Sasuke said dangerously.
Sakura couldn't say anything. The emotions were running too fast for her. Sasuke being her bodyguard. Sasuke sleeping with her every night. Sasuke walking right in front of her without a shirt. Sasuke asking her if he was 'Godlike.' Sasuke having "accident" positions with her. Sasuke hugging her when they wake up.
Sasuke had no idea what was happening either. All he had control over was when he slammed Sakura against the wall. He didn't even know what he was going to do with her. Or so, his mind didn't know.
His body was moving on its own accords. Sasuke began to press his body against Sakura. Sakura couldn't do anything about it because of her thoughts and that he was freaking powerful. He pressed his forehead against Sakura's and looked her directly in the eye. Sasuke's breathing became slightly heavy. Sakura just stared at him. Sasuke slightly opened his mouth. Sakura began to feel his hot air against her own mouth. Sasuke moved in. Their lips were right about to brush against each other's. Sasuke closed his eyes and—
*FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!*
Sasuke and Sakura immediately broke apart to see Mikoto, Fugaku, and Itachi holding cameras/cell phones taking pictures.
"HELLO MYSPACE!" Itachi yelled and ran back to his room.
"My little boy!" Mikoto cried.
Fugaku didn't say anything. He was busy sending the picture to half the Uchiha clan already.
(ADMIT IT! YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO KISS! WELL THEY'RE NOT! THEY'RE NOT KISSING UNTIL A LONG TIME FROM NOW!)
"Come one, you two," Mikoto cried. "Hurry up, eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school."
Sasuke and Sakura ate their breakfast with complete embarrassment.
"Sasuke," Sakura began hesitantly, "did you try to kiss me?"
"No."
"Then—"
Sasuke held up his hand and said, "Let's just forget that this ever happened. Okay?"
"Hn," Sakura said playfully.
"I'll take that as a yes," Sasuke grinned.
Sasuke's POV
You are such a liar.
What? Who said that?!
I am your inner.
What do you mean that I'm a liar?
That you want to forget about trying to kiss Sakura.
I do!
Yeah, right.
Shut up and get out of my head!
Alright then. Give me your brain and I'll be out of here.
You're trying to steal my brain?
No, you idiot! I AM your brain!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now shut up.
I looked up to see Sakura finishing her breakfast.
"Come on," I said. "We're going to be late."
Normal
Sakura was about to head out of the front door but then Sasuke grabbed her by the wrist and began dragging her somewhere else.
"You think that I walk to school?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah."
"Well then you're wrong," Sasuke said playfully.
"Where are you dragging me?" Sakura said.
"Somewhere," Sasuke grinned.
"…"
"I hope you like motorcycles, Saki."
"Saki?"
"My new nickname for you."
"And what was that you said about motorcycles?"
Sasuke reached into his pocket, drew out his keys, jingled them in front of Sakura, and smiled sinisterly.
(Yeah, I know. Sasuke is a bit too out going... But hey! I kind of like outgoing boys!)
"No! Absolutely not Uchiha!" Sakura struggled as Sasuke revealed to her his motorcycle.
And this motorcycle wasn't the ones that you see weird old people drive around the streets. This motorcycle was one of the new ones that just came out. The ones that would cost millions. Well, what do you expect? Sasuke and his family are filthy rich.
"Too bad, Saki."
Sasuke placed a helmet over Sakura's head and one over his own.
Sakura dropped her resistance as Sasuke lifted onto his pitch black motorcycle.
"If I survive this—" Sakura began.
"You'll what?" Sasuke smirked.
"Um…"
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
Sasuke clicked open the garage and said to Sakura: "Hang on," and sped outside.
Sakura swung her arms around Sasuke and gripped firmly. She turned her head to see the mansion disappear as Sasuke sped out of the front gates and then out of Uchiha territory.
A little while later and in Sakura's POV
Ooh, look. You're hugging and leaning on Sasuke.
There was that stupid voice again! It's sudden appearance made me flinch; my arms flew open and I fell backwards… of the bike.
Normal
"SAKURA!" Sasuke screamed
Sasuke turned his motorcycle to park and kicked it into a vacant parking spot just in time to jump off and grab Sakura to save her from full impact from hitting the ground.
Both of their helmets rolled off and Sasuke said, "Next time, Saki, wait 'till the vehicle has come to a complete stop before jumping off."
Sakura flushed red while Sasuke laughed. They were about to get off of each other but then a voice called out:
"OMG! SASUKE AND SAKURA ARE MAKING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT!"
The two jumped apart.
Yup, they were in school territory.
"No fair!" a group of fan girls cried.
Everyone began surrounding the parking lot area and asking the same questions: "How long have you two been dating?" "I thought you two hated each other!" etc., etc. There were also a lot of cameras/cell phones out.
Sasuke grabbed Sakura and began leading her away from the parking lot and into the cafeteria.
"Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, please come to the front office. Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno," the overhead announced.
"Oh, great. Now everyone knows where we are going," Sasuke growled angrily.
Sakura's POV
Sasuke's mad.
Yeah, I know that.
He was nice this morning.
Yeah, no thanks to you! Now get out! You've already caused enough trouble!
I can't.
Why not?
I'm your inner.
Psh. Yeah, right.
Fine, whatever you say.
Normal (And at the front office)
After making their way from the "sasusaku" mob, the two made it to the front office.
"They better have a good reason for calling us to go through that hellish mob," Sasuke snapped.
A little while later
"WHAT THE HELL?" Sasuke and Sakura yelled.
"Watch your language you two," the secretary said. "Lady Tsunade informed us that you, Sasuke, are Sakura's bodyguard. She also requested that Sasuke's schedule be changed to match Sakura's schedule and classes."
"What about my elective?" Sasuke asked.
"You two have always had the same elective, offensive jutsu," the secretary stated.
The secretary handed Sasuke his new schedule and said, "Have a nice day you two!"
As Sasuke and Sakura left the office, Sasuke asked grumpily, "Who do we have first?"
"Why don't you check yourself?"
"Hn. Too lazy."
"…"
"Well, "I'm waiting."
"Science with Kakashi."
"What?"
"You heard me."
*Ring!*
"Holy, shit," Sasuke swore.
"The secretary was right, Sasuke. You should watch your language."
"Oh, shut up."
"Come on, we're going to be late."
Sasuke and Sakura were heading to science together.
"Holy, crap! Sasuke and Sakura are walking to class together!" someone yelled.
Everyone began to swarm around Sasuke's and Sakura's path to see the two walking together.
"I wish they would just shut up," Sasuke growled.
"…"
In science
"Sakura, what are our chances of escaping?" Sasuke mumbled.
"None. We are in dead center of the room. If we try to runaway, everyone will notice. Not to mention this classroom is on the third story," Sakura muttered.
It was true. The science class was on the third story. There were three columns of desk in the room. The first column was next to the wall. The second one was in the middle of the room. And the final one was next to the window. Sasuke and Sakura were in the center of the middle column. The two were easiest to stare at in the class.
"Damn. Where is Kakashi Sensei?" Sasuke growled.
"You want the lesson to start?" Sakura asked amazed.
"To make the class shut up."
"You know they're just gonna keep staring."
"Hn."
Right after Sasuke said, "hn," There were several camera flashes.
"Why am I having a feeling that they took pictures of us?" Sasuke stated miserably.
"…"
"LOOK! THERE'S KAKASHI SENSEI!" someone yelled.
Everyone looked out the window and saw that Kakashi was strolling along the hallway.
"LET'S GRAB HIIM!" Neji yelled.
"Everyone stared at Neji.
"What? I need to take a test to boost my grade."
The class murmured an agreement and everyone (except Sasuke and Sakura) ran outside to get Kakashi Sensei.
"I don't know any of them," Sasuke muttered.
A little while later
Sasuke and Sakura watched in amazement as the class entered the classroom all bruised and cut up while Kakashi entered without a scratch on him. Obviously, a fight had occurred between the teacher and his swstudents.
"What happened?" Sakura asked.
"Your fellow classmates here tried to tie me up, drag me back into class, and gag me with a cookie in the process," Kakashi answered.
"…"
"Obviously, they did it unsuccessfully."
"…"
"But I decided to come back after they said they'll buy me the net book of the Make Out Paradise series."
"…" Sakura's silence continued.
Sakura turned to Sasuke to say something, but…
"… Sasuke, wake up," Sakura whispered urgently.
"zzz…"
"Sas—"
"Is something wrong, Sakura?" Kakashi suddenly asked.
"N-no, Sensei!"
"Then what is this?" Kakashi asked and shoed Sasuke off of his seat.
"WOAH!" Sasuke yelled.
Sasuke climbed back into his chair and yelled, "What was that for?"
"Let me see. For falling asleep in class; for falling asleep while guarding Sakura."
Sasuke and Sakura fell quiet as the class began to laugh.
The two ninja expected Kakashi to tease them even further, but Kakashi turned his attention to Neji.
"You, Neji. I am having a feeling that you were the one who ordered this well, thought-out ambush."
At that moment, Neji flushed.
"You and I are going to have to work on your ambushing techniques."
"Yes, sir," Neji mumbled.
"Now, since your classmates are being so respectful today," Kakashi announced sarcastically to the class, "today's assignment will be done in pairs."
Everyone cheered.
"That I will choose."
The cheering slowed down.
"And it will be with the opposite sex."
The class shut up.
"And today's lesson is…"
Somewhere in Russia
"Mom? Why do I hear kids screaming in fear?"
"Just the neighbors, dear."
(If you want to know what the lesson is about, here's a hint: The lesson begins in 5th grade and occurs once every year.)
Konoha High, Kakashi's science class
"Sasuke, you're Sakura's partner."
"WHAT?" Sasuke and Sakura yelled.
"Neji, you will be with Tenten."
"WHAT? BUT I CANNOT WORK WITH HIM!" Tenten exclaimed.
"Shikamaru, you will be with Ino."
"AW, MAN! WHAT A DRAG!" Shikamaru and Ino yelled.
As Kakashi kept pairing up people (Naruto and Hinata), Sakura began to giggle.
"What?" Sasuke mouthed.
Sakura quickly scribbled onto her paper:
Tenten and Neji like each other. But Tenten doesn't know that Neji does and Neji doesn't know that Tenten does. Ino likes Shikamaru, and Hinata likes Naruto.
Sasuke gaped at Sakura while she giggled.
Sasuke suddenly had a mischievous smile on his face. As soon as Sakura finished erasing their secret notes, Sasuke wrote:
So, how do you feel about me?
Sakura stared at Sasuke and he rolled his eyes and Sasuke mouthed "Joking."
Sakura began to giggle, which caught Kakashi's attention.
"What is this?"
Kakashi took the sheet of paper and read it out-loud to the class.
"So, how do you feel about me?"
The class was dead silent.
"Judging on this handwriting, you wrote this didn't you, Sasuke?"
Sasuke and Sakura flushed madly telling the class that it was true.
The class began to "Ooh."
Back with the bad guys
"Sir! It was true! Sasuke and Sakura are dating!" the henchman yelled.
*Spits out tea*
"How did you know?"
"YouTube," the henchman muttered.
"WHAT?"
"There were several students recording a scene in class. Kakashi, the Copy-Cat Ninja- found Sasuke and Sakura passing notes. He read out loud a note that Sasuke wrote to Sakura and it said, 'How do you feel about me?'"
"This is perfect!" the master yelled. "We can capture them both!"
Back at Konoha High, after school
Sasuke and Sakura were climbing onto Sasuke's motorcycle.
Before Sasuke started the engine, he told Sakura, "Hang on tight. Okay?"
"Just get us out of here," Sakura muttered.
"You got that," Sasuke chuckled.
Sasuke began driving his motorcycle down the street a few miles away from the school when a car was suddenly speeding towards Sasuke and Sakura.
Sirens blasted in the distance. The lunatic car was being chased by police.
Sasuke was about to pull over from the car but then the car crashed into them… and Sakura flew off the seat and was hit by the car and smashed into a wall.
"SAKURA!" Sasuke screamed.
Sakura fell onto the ground unconscious.
The crazy car drove away not caring that Sakura was hit.
Luckily, one of the police that was chasing them was Sasuke's father.
"Sasuke! Is Sakura okay?"
Sasuke jumped off his motorcycle to go examine Sakura.
"Sakura! Sakura!" he yelled and shook Sakura.
"We have to get her to a hospital now!"
The police cruiser blasted its sirens once more. But this time, it wasn't chasing a driver; it was delivering an injured Sakura and a worried Sasuke.
"Hn," Sakura muttered. "I'm dizzy."
"SAKURA!" Sasuke muttered.
"Too loud. Need to sleep."
"We're going to take you to the hospital to be checked. You got hit on the head."
"Hn. Whatever. Can I have a cookie?"
"Later."
"Hm..."
"Go back to sleep."
"...zzz"
Bad guys
"Sir! We have learned that Sakura was hit by a car and is now recovering in a hospital!"
"Really? Well then we attack tomorrow."
Author's notes
SM123: Well, luckily, Sasuke and Sakura are out to lunch so Sasuke can't kill me right now!
Sasuke: Burst in door! I HEARD THAT!
SM123: Shoves Sasuke out of the door. ^^ See you all net time!