Dear Prey- I mean, fan fiction,

Stop being so damned rude to us!

WE HAVE BRAINS. We are still people. We are literally made out of hearts. We deserve to be love interests, too! Yet again, WE. ARE. LITERALLY. MADE. OF. HEARTS.

Bet you didn't know that Darkside likes puppies, huh? Well, now you do. We may still participate in your crappy fan fiction as fodder for your Mary Sue protaganist, if you're nice.

Signed, the Shadow.

P.S. Big Body, the Heartless that typed this (I can't type. I mean, look at my fingers!) would like you to stop calling him fat. And to give him a new name.

Thanks for reading! Please review and check out my other stuff. Special thanks to Mirae-no-Sakai, for all the reviews, and for remembering this fic, like, three months after it was deleted.

And, before anyone asks, I'm saving Roxas and Sora for later. I'm not using them yet. I mean, there are only so many characters that would have anything to say, so, when I nearly run out of ideas, I'll have them to use, and you can see that I'm almost done.