Information before you read: I made it so Hibari was still infected with the Sakura disease thingy for the time being. This was written as a follow up to 'Carnivorous Strip Tease'.

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VI. Cute~! Now, anyone your seme hates? Draw that person ALL OVER the seme! He's not allowed to do anything about it, either! Mwa hah hah! (Author's Note: This could be interpreted many ways…)

It was time. The act of revenge has finally arrived. Tsuna watched gleefully from afar, Kyouya had fallen when he saw the pink petals of the Sakura trees fall around the illusion-filled room. He stalked forward with a purpose in hand. He nodded towards his mist guardian who stood towering the fallen ex-prefect.

"Kufufu. Poor Kyouya-kun, how can you fall prey to something as weak as Sakura flowers?"

Tsuna stopped beside Mukuro and put his hand on top of his shoulder, looking down at the immobilized cloud guardian.

"Thank you Mukuro"

Mukuro smirked closing his eyes. "No problem Decimo, now please take your revenge" He said vanishing behind the mist while whispering something in to Tsuna's ear. Tsuna rolled his eyes bending to the ground chuckling.

If birdy is too boring, call me.

"Never going to happen"

Tsuna moved Kyouya over so he was facing towards the ceiling. Sakura trees were still littered around in the room making sure that Kyouya wouldn't move. Tsuna cupped Kyouya's face between his delicate hands. He bent down his lips centimeters from the others lips. They stared into each other's eyes. Rich excited chocolate orbs stared into glaring heated black gems.

"You can only blame yourself for this Kyouya" He closed his eyes and pressed his lips against the smooth warm ones before lifting back up to smirk at the other. He sat on top of Kyouya's body, his knees on either side as his bottom pressed against the others waist. He began to unbutton the others shirt opening it up wide as it sprawled on either side revealing rich creamy pale skin and dusty nipples. He placed his hands on top of Kyouya's shoulders, gripping them firmly. He bent down, leveling his mouth to his ear. "Don't worry. I'll make it enjoyable for you."

He lifted his head and trailed his slim hands down the hard muscled chest under him. He massaged Kyouya's waist before he chuckled. He reached into his pocket.

Kyouya began to breath slower as he watched his herbivore reach behind his back pocket and slowly pulled out something…long…thick…and 'that better not be what I think it is' Kyouya began to fear for his ass.

Tsuna seeing his fear smirked tauntingly. "No, no, dirty thinking, Kyouya." He licked his lips seductively. "Rather, I have something much better…for me that is" and revealed the black permanent marker in his hand.

Kyouya stared at the marker in confusion. 'Was I supposed to be scared?'

Tsuna smirked even more. He looked like he enjoyed himself prompting Kyouya that Tsuna reminded him of Reborn, himself and unfortunately like the Pineapple when they play with their prey.

"It's time for art, Kyouya" Tsuna whispered dangerously as he uncapped the thick marker.

Kyouya watched horrifyingly as Tsuna spent the entire hour drawing pineapples all over his paralyzed body and he meant EVERYWHERE!

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"Too bad we won't be having sex for a while. I don't feel like having a pineapple thrusting inside me, Kyouya. You should think of washing that soon, it's permanent you know?"

Tsuna mocked as he stood outside the bathroom door hearing the bath tub running water and the hilarious sounds of splashing water and heavy grunting.

Tsuna snickered walking out of the room before high-fiving Reborn.

"I'm proud, Dame-Tsuna"

"The herbivore hunts the carnivore, correct Reborn?"

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To the next Challenge!

A/N: What was wrong with me…*shakes head* I hoped you enjoyed that!