Professor Layton Questioning Session: The Rebirth! Chapter 4: Day 3, a professor layton fanfic

Professor Layton Questioning Session: The Rebirth!

Authoress' Note- Considering exams are just around the corner, this may be updated slowly for a time. Sorry for future inconveniance

The sun rose high into the sky. A handful of people were awake at this hour.

"Alright! Lets polish of the letters we didn't do yesterday!" Gatita declared, opening the first one.

Hello! My name is blaire! (Laytonfanatic's OC)

My dares yay!

Layton: now it's you're turn to go to hell! Fangirl hell obviously. XD

Descole: you WILL tell us you're relationship with layton here in this room or else... you tell it to the whole world. *maniac laugh*

Now for questions! XD

Luke: I chain you to flora in a closet naked, what do you do?

Emmy: if layton was drunk what would you do?

Layton: did you know you're tea is spiked?

Mehehehe!

It doesn't end yet!

BACK TO DARES!

Layton: cosplay as sebastian from black butler

Cie-I mean luke:...my phone sent the review before I finished! :'(

Anyways

Luke: dance to love and joy in ciel's dress! (From black butler)

Clive: dance to ura omate lover

Flora eat you're own cooking

Now that's it. Down with bill! Up with descolay! XD

Gatita: "Hello Blaire! Does your author know your using their name? Shame on you! Just kidding!"

Layton pales. "N-no. No! You can't!"

"Don't worry Layton! We'll do cosplay first! Now dress up!" Gatita said, handing him an outfit. "You to Luke!"

Layton: "... Oh dear."

Luke: "Crap."

A Few Minutes Later

Arianna giggled. "Aw Luke. You look so cute!"

Luke blushed. "Why is everyone obssessed with putting me girls clothes!"

Gatita put up some music. "It's because your completely adorable. NOW DANCE YOU FOOL!"

Luke sighs and starts an adorable dance.

Gatita: "Clive! Your turn to dance!"

Clive sighs and dances to seperate music.

"Okay! Descole! Admit it! Your really Layton's gay boyfri-EEP!" Gatita ducks in time, Descole's blade stabbing the wall above her head.

Flora walks in with purple oatmeal. "I tried a new recipe! Who want to try it?"

"Actually. You have a dare to eat your own cooking. So try it it!" Gatita said.

Flora tilted her head. "But I did. It didn't taste bad. But I want someone elses opinion."

Everyone in the room backs away from her.

Gatita recoils with them. "Um... okay then. Luke! While your doing a jig, answer that question."

"I" pant "wouldn't" pant "do any" pant "thing to her!" pant "

Arianna huffs. "Then why are you blushing." She glares.

"I swear!" huff. "Its the dancing!"

Flora blushes horribly.

Clive glares at Luke.

Layton glares at Clive.

Gatita sweatdrops. "Eer... Emmy. Why don't you answer the question, while I hide this vodka bottle, that I had emptied out in Layton's tea.

Layton spits out his tea. "WHAT!"

Emmy blushed lightly. "Well... I would-"

Everyone in the room: "Take advantage of him."

Layton's eyes widen. "O-oh my."

Gatita hits Layton behind the head with the empty bottle, knocking him out. "Now off to fangirl hell with you! While I go chain him up, read the next letter!"

Yay thanks for answering. okay so today I'm going to truth and dare these:

Everyone: What is your favourite Layton fanfic (or game whatever's easier) also what's your secret fear?

Flora: how did you react when you found out you were being replaced by Emmy as the tritagonist of professor layton?

Now for the dares:

Layton: Face your fear

Emmy: Meet rosseta with The professor with you

that's it

-SoapyWhisk

Luke: "I like Last Spectar!"

Emmy pulled his hat over his eyes. "Why? Because you were a badass at the end and got the girl?"

Luke blushed. "NO!"

"Suuuure. I like Last Spectar as well." Emmy grinned. "It was my debut!"

"I liked Curious Village." Flora smiled.

Clive huffed. "I don't have a favorite. I didn't exactly have a happy ending."

Descole sipped his wine. "Oh. I don't have a favorite either."

Arianna giggled. "Last Spectar."

Gatita walks in. "Man he's heavy! Okay! So secret fears?"

Emmy was taken back. "You could hear us from all the way down there?"

"Hello? Ears?" She flicked her cat ears. "I have very good hearing."

Emmy puffed out her chest. "Shame for you. I don't have a secret fear."

Descole points above her. "Spider."

"EEEEEEEEEEEKKK!" Emmy runs out the room.

"That wasn't very nice!" Luke scolded the man.

"As if I would care." He leans his wine glass close to his lips, to find a dead spider hanging on the rim. "EEEEEEEEEEKKK!" He ran out the room.

"I wonder what the Professah is afraid of." Luke thought.

In the Dungeon

Layton whiped the fangirls and held a chair in defense. "Back! Back you wild beasts!"

The fangirls hissed and clawed at him.

Back upstairs

"So Flora. How do you feel about being replaced?" Gatita asked.

Flora: "I was replaced!"

"... and there's your answer! We would go meet Rosetta, but she's kind of one of the fangirls in the basement. We can talk to her later. Next letter!"

I WANT LUKE AND CROW TO GET IT OOOONNNN...

Oh, wait, T rating...my yaoi fangirl dreams will have to wait u_u

hmmm, Right now, all I have is a dare for Emmy: try to get at least on peice of candy from aunt Taffy...disguises, persuasive essays, anything is valid!

Can't wait to see this!

~Lizz

Luke was now disturbed. "WHY!"

Emmy leaped up ."CANDY!" She turned to Luke. "I need your old clothes and fake moustache! Stat!"

"Uh... okay."

In Misthallery

It was a usual day for Aunt Taffy, selling candy to children and scourning adults. Hypocrite! Then she saw a most disturbing thing.

A tall young woman, with blue overalls and a button shirt, a blue cap with a button on top and a moustache. In other words, a Mario brother in blue.

They stared each other down. It was the cliche cowboy movies all over again. A tumbleweed even passed by.

Aunt Taffy gripped her purse, ready to fling it on command. Emmy just twirled her moustache.

It was an inevitable battle.

"... Just take this jar of candy and go."

Emmy pumped her fist. "Yes!"

(The scene was better in my head)

Omg! That first chapter was hilarious XD

Luke-pretend to be Clive

Clive- pretend to be Luke X3

-OoglyCheez

Clive chuckled. "So am I future Luke again?"

Luke crossed his arms. "If Clive is future me, then I'm Clive of the past!"

They trade hats.

Clive glomps Layton. "Professah! Are we going on another adventure real soon!"

Luke bows down, as if courting and held Flora's hand. "We shall make beautiful music together."

Flora blushes, Clive and Arianna glares and Layton laughs.

I actually have an account, but I'm way too lazy to log in. XD Also, this story is really great and hilarious, and I'm happy you adopted it instead of some brain-dead old man.

Clive: I dare you to rip out Bill's evil heart, eat it with salsa, throw him into a lake full of sharks, rip off his fingernails one by one, kill his family right in front of him, make him stab himself repeatedly, inject a lethal poison into his veins, hammer nails into his hands, beat him to death with a baseball bat, throw him off a bridge, make him eat rice balls with needles in them, chain him to a cross and beat and stab him to death again, then lock him in a cell underground and leave him there to die. (I got all these deaths from Higurashi :D)

Gatita: You must reincarnate Bill every time he dies in Clive's dare.

Paulo: Be John F. Kennedy for the rest of the chapter.

Luke: You are now a pretty ballerina princess, and you must dance to the Nutcracker for 5 minutes.

Professor: Go make a Tardis and time travel in it and meet the Doctor.

Emmy: Go kick some Descole ass.

Sorry it's so long, but I am just too hyper XD

P.S. Sorry if the Clive vs Bill Hawks isn't rated T :/)

"Why has everyone been so lazy lately!" Gatita laughs. "Fine. I'll bring him back to life, BUT NO MORE BLOOD ON MY CARPET! Also. Yes! I'm not a brainless old man... even though I'm not male. Still! Awesome compliment is awesome!"

Clive grimaced. "Do I actually have to... eat it?"

Gatita nodded. "Yes. And get heart burn." She hands him a knife, fork, and a jar of salsa. "If you go down that hall, then turn left. The second door is the torture chamber. Bill should be in there. Just remember to clean up when your done!"

"Okay!" Clive was already down the hall.

"While Clive is getting his torture on, Arianna! Help Luke get in a ballerina outfit!"

Luke facepalmed. "I hate this."

Arianna grabbed his wrist and pulled him upstairs. "Oh come on you!"

Suddenly, Gatita pulls her face off, to reveal she was really Don Paolo!

The real Gatita walks in from the kitchen. "Sup man?"

Emmy and Flora gasped. "Don Paolo!"

Layton: "When did you get here!"

Everyone looks at Layton. He was shirtless, but had his coat on. His hair looked ruffled, but the hat hid it well. His face looked freshly washed.

"Um... yeah. Layton! Travel back in time! Doctor Who style!"

"And how, my dear girl, do I do that? I'm a professor of archeology, not a scientist."

Gatita snorted. "Huh. Says the guy who built a slot machine gun. Don Paolo! Help him build a tardis! In the mean time... oh god."

Emmy vs. Descole: Round 5

"HYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Emmy and Descole charged at each other, jumping around the furniture like monkeys.

Luke and Arianna walk back down.

"Aw! Luke! Pink is so your color!" Emmy teased.

"Shut it Emmy." He hissed, then started tippy toeing and hopping like a little princess.

Gatita tore open the next letter. "Next letter!"

Salutations, malfactors! it is I, the boy who can talk to people! -dances again-

I got some good dares this time ewe

Oh, and -glomps the kitty cat girl-

I feel like daring secondary characters this time. ewe

FOR INSPECTOR JAKES, AKA MISTER ASSFACE

I dare you to go... -Dunnn- use...

-Dunnn-

THAT TREADMILL FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT! -points to a treadmill and the music goes DUN DAAAAAAAH-

Mwahahahaaaa. :D

Now. GROSKY! Go get him, Luke. But do it when the PROFESSAAAAH isn't looking. Yes, use the Laytonmobile. Tell the good man that it was a fault of mine and it was a very ungentlemanly thing to do and blah. Then, a truth for GROSKY.

Do you have like a chest tumor? I just gotta know.

Oh, and Flora, go to a fancy ball with Arianna. :D SO FRIGGIMIJIGGING CUTE!

Mkay, that is all. Wow. Lotta stuff there. You can pick like 3 not to do. xD BUT MAKE SURE THE LUKARIANNA BALL GOES THROUGH!

That is all. Again. :/

-D

Gatita squeeled in delight. "I got a hug!"

Descole replied with a sarcastic. "Whoopee."

Gatita pointed to Layton. "You! Get the treadmill ready!" then she pointed at Emmy. "You! Kidnap Bill Hawks!"

"Don't you mean, Inspector Jakes?" Emmy questioned.

"There's a difference? I mean! That's what I said! Now go! Luke! While Layton is gone, go for a field drive!"

Luke saluted. "Yes ma'am!"

"Flora! Arianna! Dress up, cuz your going to a ball together!" Gatita ushered them upstairs.

"Like a date?" Flora questioned.

"I don't know. Depends on how the readers take it." The catgirl admitted.

Suddenly, Grosky busts the door open. He's holding Luke by the scuff of his shirt. Outside in the background, was the Laytonmobile on fire.

"This young lad was driving! He told me, the magical catgirl made him do it!" He looks at Gatita. "Ah. Yes. It all makes sense now."

"Grosky! Do you have a chest tumor!" Gatita asked quickly, before the man ran away again.

"Of course not! I, Grosky of the Yard, is in tip top shape! Why, I'm so healthy, even my antibodies have manly chest hairs!"

Gatota gagged. "I didn't need to know about your... um... mutation. Okay! Ne-"

CRASH!

"EMMY! DESCOLE! Are you two still fighting! Oh forget it! Next letter."

Hahahahaha! :D

Descole: Luke... I am your father!

Best line ever!

My latest dare for Luke: Take off your clothes and run around the street like a streaker!

Truth for Flora: How do you feel when the professor and Luke leave you alone to go on adventures?

Dare for everyone (you too Gatita!): Get in a line and do the conga around the room! :D

-XxJessalinAtaroxX

Luke's eyes widened and blushed deeply. "N-NO! I am NOT going to do that!"

Gatita shook her head. "Sorry bud, but I can't control what the fans want. Arianna! Flora! Grab him!"

The red head jumped him from behind, knocking him over. Flora helped to keep him down.

Luke thrashed. "Gatita! Please!"

Gatita: "Dear god, he's resorted to begging! Code green! Code green!"

"What's code green?" Emmy asked.

"It means, get the second torcher room ready."

Luke's eyes widened. "O-okay! J-just don't look at me."

Gatita flicked her tail in response. "Okay. Flora?"

"I feel upset! I mean, why do they get to go on adventures? I was stuck in a village of robots all my life. I want to make for lost time and LIVE. But do I get that? No! They leave me behind. The Professor says it's for my safety, but he takes Luke everywhere! What does Luke have that I don't? What makes him so special!"

"Uh... maybe because he's a main character?" Gatita tried. "To spare a reviewer or two, or a dozen, I'll say it for them. Flora... you don't have many good traits for adventuring. You get kidnapped to easily. I mean, Clive just grabbed you and ran. And you ran with him! Though I do have to complain that EVERYONE BESIDES LUKE WAS AN IDIOT! Why did everyone just stand there! It's times like this, I feel Luke is one of the more competent characters, besides Layton. And even he didn't do anything until after you were out the door! A true genetlemen always lets a lady through the door. Is that your excuse!" Gatita ranted.

Emmy glanced around. "Um... Gatita? He isn't here right now."

She coughed in her hand. "Um.. right... RANDOM CONGA LINE!"

Everyone made a line and danced round the room. Everyone, consisting of; Gatita, in front, Emmy, Flora, Arianna, Descole and Clive covored in blood.

"AAAH! MY CARPET!"

"AAAH! MY FLUFF!"

Dear Gatita,

This fanfic is good, to say the least. I'm having fun reading this. I just wished you pushed Layton so he would 'accidentally' kiss Descole. That would be fun! And from now on, I will start to write in letter format since...this is supposed to a letter, right? Plus...the previous day should have been named 'The Fight-other-people-and-kill-Bill day'.

To Descole,

How can you NOT see your resemblance with Layton? Are you having a hard time seeing through that mask of yours? I dare you to exchange clothes with Layton and look at yourself in the mirror. For the whole day...

To Layton,

I'm quite sorry for you for what happened to you yesterday. Though it's fun to see you do some things against your gentleman beliefs. And you'll be wearing Descole's clothes for this day. I have to ask you some would you do if this happened? "Luke was about to fall off a cliff and Flora is about to be eaten by tigers. If you were to save Luke, Flora would be eaten. If you were to save Flora, Luke would fall to his untimely death. Who will you save?"

And will you take anyone's live if needed? Like kill somebody for harming others? I have a feeling you might be able to if Clive does anything to Flora last night.

Back to Gatita...

I still have many so just you wait! And sorry if mine are always long. I'm just used to writing a lot of things. Next time, I'll ask the other characters. And I'll try to make it shorter. Next time... So long, my dear author! Until the next time you update!

A supporter of this fanfic,

deathfox13

P.S. Good luck to Layton in Fangirl Hell! and Descole, I like pissing you off even if I like you. Maybe I'll do it some more so be prepared. And maybe others would do it for me! And if you plan on killing me, think twice. I know how to use the gun AND the sword. Finally Gatita, keep up the good work!

"Damn! I should have pushed him! Maybe next time! And yes, letter format is fine. It actually makes my job a loads easier in honesty. It makes me work quicker aswell."

Descole blanched. "I refuse to wear his clo-"

Layton walks in. "Well that was admittingly a swell time. Even if his name is quite unorthadox." He notices the creepy cheshire grin on Gatita's face. "W-what?"

A Few Minutes Later

Descole all of Layton's clothes, down to the top hat. He did retain his mask and puppy ears though. Layton had Descole's clothes, minus the mask and ears.

"Descole! This fluff is so itchy! How can you stand it?" Layton complained, scratching his neck.

"What's with your hat! It feels like a balancing act on my head! One little tilt, and it falls off!" Descole whined back. He got up and looked in a mirror. "I look ridiculous. You call this gentlemenly? My clothes are alot more sophisticated than these rags!"

Layton decided to ignore that last comment. "Erm... yes. That is quite the puzzle, but couldn't Luke distract the tigers with his ability to talk to animals? Then save Flora after." He said, pleased with his answer. "Critical thinking is the key to success!" Then a paused for a moment. "Speaking of Luke, where is he?"

"No where!" Gatita quickly answered. "So would you kill Clive, knowing he raped your daughter?"

Clive's eyes widened. "Wh-what! We didn't do anything like that!"

"So what did you do?" The cat smirked.

"..."

Layton stood up, and drew Descole's sword from within his cape. "I'll make sure you never do harm to her. En garde!"

Clive ran away from the archeologist. "I-I didn't do anything to her! I swear!"

"A true gentlemen would come back and take it like a man!"

Gatita flicked her ears back. "Poor guy. Anyways. Next letter!"

Haha! Gatita, I love what you've done to the story! When Sammy was singing, I started fist pumping xD

Hmmm... I know you haven't answered my first review, but when you do...

DARE: All the male layton characters must wear bikinis...unless Clive and Descole don't want to wear them...they can just go without clothes xD Anywhoo, they must wear bikinis and have a WHIPPED CREAM FIGHT! Emmy shall video tape it and put it on YouTube.

QUESTIONS:

Emmy: so, you and Layton, huh ;D

Descole: are you a Phantom of the Opera fan? You certainly look like him.

Eh, good questions aren't really coming to me right now, so that'll be it!

~Lizz

Gatita grinned. "I'm glad you enjoyed it! I thought the song would fit the mood. Anyways, Flora! Get the whip cream! Arianna! The bikinis! Emmy! You do what you do best!"

A Few Moment of Preperations Later

All the furniture was pushed back. In the center of the room was a a large swimming pool filled with whip cream.

Luke sighed. "I can't believe I came home to this." He wore a skylight blue bikini.

Layton huffed. "Luke, my boy, we have the strangest fanbase." He said. His bikini was brown with thin, red stripes.

Clive shivered. He wore a Ocean dark blue pair.

Descole wore brown, a bikini skirt with white trims. He still retained his mask, ears, and hat. "I'm surprised Grosky isn't-"

Gatita: "NO! I do NOT want to see that man in a bikini!" She shudders.

Descole tests the cream with his toes. "It's cold."

Gatita rushed from behind and pushed him in. "Hey deathfox13! I know it wasn't kiss, but was that suitable!" She laughed.

Layton stiffled a laugh. "Oh my... Descole. You look like you covored your entire being with fluff."

Luke snickered along.

Descole growled. He scooped up a glob of cream and started throwing. It hit them in the face.

Layton it off his face, his expression completely changed. "This means war." He jumped in and tried to drown the other man in cream.

Luke on the other hand, was licking it off his person. "This is delicious!"

Emmy held her camera at a distance. "This is great!"

Gatita was hanging onto the chandelier above them with her tail. She to was recording them, in a birds eye view, "This is awesome!"

Clive took a scoop at threw it at Gatita. The feline dodged it, by swinging. "Hey! Do not attack the authoress! Bad things happen!"

The scoop fell down, and landed on Flora's head. Her eyes lit up. "This gives me an idea for a new recipe for Clive!"

Clive paled.

"Told you!"

Luke was busy eating, when he felt something lick his cheek. He turned pink, seeing who it was.

"You missed a spot." Arianna said innocently.

Layton slipped, and plunged in. Descole laughed.

"Now who's covored in fluff!"

"And while they are distracted. Emmy! Answer the question!" Gatita said.

"W-well. He did save me that day... I-I don't like him like that, but-"

Gatita: "Sure you don't. And to speak for Descole, since he's busy, it is obvious he is a closet fanboy of Phantom of the Opera." She swings off the chadelier and lands on her feet. "Okay everyone! Get dressed! It's time for the next letter!"

Pretty good story.^^ I've got some dares/truths/questions.

Hey, Clive, do you like Flor-Nah, just kidding. But do you like Descole? Because I've seen some pictures, and there are rumors he's the one who helped you build that giant robot of yours. And, well, you had to pick that habit of dealing with failure with grand-scale robotic violence from SOMEBODY...

How about a Descole/Layton sleepover party? I bet you two would really enjoy one another's company, if you could just put aside your differences. Here, I'll even let you borrow my Rock'em Sock'em Robots, out of concern for the authoress' house.

And I feel bad for poor Flora, since everyone is picking on her cooking. Apparently, genius scientist Jean Descole is a far worse cook than she is, so how about we make everyone appreciate her more by forcing him to cook everyone dinner? And they have to EAT it-ALL OF IT.

Also, can we get Descole to try on Flora's dress? Because he totally got out of that other costume request.: P

And Professor, can I have that Descole plushie you sleep with at night? It's really cute!

-SiberiaWinx

Gatita: "Wait. Someone is actually concerned about my house? Thank you! Carry on."

Clive blanched. "Descole! Those rumors are not true! I am not interested in a freak show!"

Descole growled. "Hey! Watch your tongue brat!"

Layton pulled his hat over his eyes. "I am not to sure a sleep over would be the best idea. This is a man who has tried to kill me on more occasions than Don Paolo."

Descole raised his fist. "I am not a bad cook! I just let my servants do it for me! Besides, I have far better tastes than her!"

"Then I guess your cooking dinner tonight." Gatita said.

"Why I- what?"

"You heard me. Go cook!"

Layton fixed his hat. "I do not own a Descole plushie. I don't know where you got the idea-"

"Wow Professah! It's so soft!"

"LUKE LET GO OF THAT!"

Oh my God please show what happens to Clive and Flora at night-

Er, anyway. I don't have much to dare or whatever.

Flora: In Layton's clothes.

Layton: In Descole's clothes

Descole: In Emmy's clothes.

Emmy: ... In... Luke's Clothes...

Luke in Clive's and...

Clive in... Professor's old clothes?

YAY FOR CHAIN REACTION!

Anyway, now I'm going to make tea :P Of course I only made the coffee because I ran out of tea... Ahaha ^^;

Bonne journée!

-Hanaakarii

"Oh don't worry! I will!" Gatita snickered.

Layton glares at Clive. "You lucky I don't have that sword anymore."

Gatita: "Oh you'll get it again. Everybody change clothes!"

A Clothes Shuffle Later

Flora wore Layton's clothes. It was all to big on her, practically obscuring her completely. "Why am i always dressed like a boy."

Layton scratched at his neck again. "Still itchy!"

Descole sighed. "I despise yellow."

Emmy pranced around in Luke's sweater and green pants, stretching them. "Blue isn't my color, but it will do!"

Luke wore a dark blue cap, orange pants a blue blazer with the tie and butler shirt.

"Wow Luke! Now you really look like Clive!" Emmy exclaimed.

"Don't remind me." He growled out.

Clive wore Layton's old collage clothes. "I don't look good in red."

Layton: "The good news is, she's drinking tea."

Everyone: "Really Layton? Really?"

Bahahahahaha xD This is great.

Questions:

Clive- What do you think of Emmy? Do you like her?

Descole- What's your favorite animal? And no, robots don't count.

Layton- Do. You. Like. BIRDS?

Dares:

Layton- Juggle everyone's hats, including your own. Your secret mission while juggling hats is to hit everyone with a hat at least once.

Flora- SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!

Gatita: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Flora runs into the kitchen with a flaming chainsaw. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

Gatita was on her tail. "No! I just got those black marble countertops!"

There was a large commotion in the kitchen. Everyone decided to ignore that.

"No. I do not like Emmy in that way." Clive started. "Besides, isn't she much older than me?"

Descole tapped his chin. "Canines. They're feirce and loyal. Exactly what I look for in personal minions."

"Yes. I like birds. They are the musical animals." Layton said. Then snatched everyone's hats and started juggling. "Hey Clive."

Clive: "Yes?"

"Oops."

A viking helmet landed on his head. "OW! Where did you get that!"

Gatita walks in, dragging Flora. A top hat bopped her on then head, then landed on Flora.

Gatita: "What the?"

Layton: "Hey Descole."

Descole jumped back. "You are not hitting me with a ha-"

"Boot to the head."

"OOF!"

Luke ran away.

Hi! This is W of W and C, I know you already received a letter from my partner C. :D

Okay, i'm just gonna skip straight to the dares. XD

Flora: Shoot Bill Hawks with a pistol. If you can't do it, then get Emmy to do it.

Clive: Sing a duet with Sammy.

Layton: I banish you to fangirl heaven, or whatever the opposite of fangirl hell is. (I'm assuming a place where fangirls pamper their victim instead of seducing him?) Love ya Hersh, have fun! 3

Luke: Find SOME WAY to finish the drunk story, PLEASE!

Emmy: Kiss Descole on the cheek

Descole: Just because you're awesome and I feel the need to piss you off, I dare ya to sit stark naked and sip your tea or just do whatever you do for the rest of the chapter. With the exception of your hat and mask, of course.

'Kay, that's it! Bye! Love ya all (especially Professah)!

Flora held out a shot gun. "Yay! People love me!" Bang!

Bill Hawks body fell to the floor, his brains splattered everywhere.

"NO! MY CARPET!"

Emmy tiptoed out. "I'll just.. go and get Sammy real quick."

Layton cheered. "Sounds heavenly! Where is it?"

Gatita snuck up behind him with a frying pan. "In your head!" BAM!

Layton fell to the floor unconcious.

"Well, I guess I can finish that drunk story no-" BAM!

Luke fell unconcious.

Gatita laughed nervously. "Woopsy. I got carried away."

Emmy gave Descole a peck on the cheek. "Now start stripping."

Descole got up. "I refuse to do such an act!"

Gatita flexed her claws. "Look. You either do it willingly, or I just slash everything off. Who knows, I might cut something important off."

Descole hesitantly, but quickly, started removing Emmy's clothes.

Gatita took the fluff from around Layton's neck and tied it around Descole's waist. "For cesorship sake! Otherwise it'd be rated M up in here!"

"I hate this." He muttered.

Sammy jumped on the table, pulling Clive by the back of his shirt. "ARE YOU TO RAWK!"

Clive: "Question: Why am I the female again?"

"Because I RAWK!"

Clive sighed. "Fine. Lets just get this done."

Clive: "Come on boy I've been waiting for somebody To pick up my stroll, uh"

Sammy: "Well don't waste time Give me the sign Tell me how you wanna roll"

Clive: "I want somebody to speed it up for me Then take it down slow There's enough room for both."

Sammy: "Well, I can handle that You just gotta show me where it's at Are you ready to go (Are you ready to go)"

Clive and Sammy: "If you want it You already got it If you've thought it It better be what you want If you feel it It must be real just Say the word and imma give you what you want"

Clive: "Time is waiting"

Sammy: "We only got 4 minutes to save the world"

Clive: "No hesitating. Grab a boy"

Sammy: "Grab a girl"

Clive: "Time is waiting."

Sammy: "We only got 4 minutes to save the world"

Clive: "No hesitating"

Sammy: "We only got 4 minutes, 4 minutes"

Sammy: "Keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pri, hey
Madonna, uh"

Clive: "You gotta get 'em a hop. Tick tock tick tock tick tock"

Sammy: "That's right, keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pri, hey
Madonna, uh"

Clive: "You gotta get 'em a hop. Tick tock tick tock tick tock."

Clive: "Sometimes I think what I need is a you intervention, yeah"

Sammy: "And you know I can tell that you like it
And that it's good, by the way that you move, ooh, hey"

Clive: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah"

Sammy: "But if I die tonight At least I can say I did what I wanted to do
Tell me, how bout you?"

Clive and Sammy: "If you want it You already got it If you've thought it It better be what you want If you feel it It must be real just Say the word and imma give you what you want."