Disclaimer: I do not own the 39 Clues (SADLY) or Macbeth or Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise nor do I own Mission Impossible or the Jane Austen Book Club.

A/N: this is a random chapter.

Chapter Four-Missing

Ian took Amy for a stroll. She forgot something on the bench and went to retrieve it. After 30 minutes of waiting, Ian got tired and went to check on her. She was gone. Missing. Little did he know she may never come back the same.

Sinead Starling was gripping a struggling Amy. She dragged her to a van and gagged her. "Little Miss. Bookworm worming up to Ian Kabra. To my Ian Kabra. How dare you? Listen wench! Ian is mine! So get your Madrigal fangs off of him! AM I CLEAR?" she screamed at Amy.

Amy looked at her defiantly. She knew Ian would be here soon. She hoped. Sinead slapped her. Amy was untying the knot behind her. No one noticed. For Ekats, they were pretty oblivious. And since when did Sinead like Ian? It was like Dracula gone wrong. And Amy was NOT enjoying it.

Ian immediately knew his darling Amy had been kidnapped. And he knew it was planned by that irksome Ekaterina: Sinead. Since she claimed to love him, he never had any peace. But he knew her. And he knew where she would take Amy.

Possible Scenario

It was a scene out of a Jackie Chan movie. Ian burst in with a stun pistol in his hand. "Ian, honey, came to save the mouse in distress?" asked Sinead in a sickly sweet voice. Amy looked terrified and she was trying to warn Ian that Ned and Ted were right behind him. But he knew that already and stunned them both then took on Sinead. When they were all defeated, he scooped Amy in his arms and walked away.

Reality.

Ian burst in with a stun pistol in his hand and was immediately tackled by Hamilton Holt who formed an alliance with Sinead because he loved Amy more than Ian possibly could. Ian was knocked unconscious and Hamilton scooped Amy in his muscular arms then did a bunk while Sinead waited for Ian to come to.

When Ian came to, she cackled like a witch from Macbeth and kissed Ian lightly on the lips, showing her victory. Ian spat at her. "Oooh, feisty!" she giggled.

He pulled himself up and before Sinead could laugh again, she was knocked unconscious by none other than Reagan Holt who did not approve of her brother's love for Amy and decided to come to King Ian's aid. Together, they ran to stop Hamilton and Amy before he got away. They were just in time to see Amy give Hamilton a kick where it really hurts then run only to fall straight into Ian's arms. This was just before Ian was punched in the face by Jonah. Until Reagan saved the day by subduing Jonah, comforting Hamilton and tending to Amy's scratches. Ian called a cab and took Amy home where he waited till she fell asleep before going to his apartment and going to sleep.

The next day, Ian took Amy some breakfast and when she finished eat, they sat together on the couch watching the Jane Austen Book Club till Ian was so sick of it that he changed it to Mission Impossible only to see Tom Cruise squashed like a bug. They put on a horror movie and fifteen minutes into the movie, Amy was cowering in fright until Ian put his arms around her and calmed her sensitive nerves. Then the phone rang. "Amy, how are you?" asked her brother. Right now, Ian was tickling her senseless but she managed to pull herself together and managed a "fine thanks and you?"

After a brief conversation, Dan asked if she and Ian were together now. "Dude, if you like him that is soooooo gross! Ow!" he cried in pain because Natalie punched him on the other end. "Ian is not gross, Dan! You are!" she screeched. Since when did Natalie defend Ian? It seems there is trouble in paradise.

End of Chapter Four

It's a totally random chapter and I think it was just to amuse. So I hope you had a good laugh. I'm kinda at a writer's block phase and have no clue what to write. Rate and review. I'm still trying to think of something good for the next chapter.

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