--DISCLAIMER--
I wrote this fic when I was bored... the language is bad, there's alot of violence and stuff too.
You have been warned! This just proves what kind of utter crap I can write when I'm bored...
ENCOUNTERS WITH WEAKéMON! Part 4
Finally, the humungous Weakémon arrived on the scene where Leono was beating the living shit out
of that stupid dragon, but was also getting the living shit beat out of himself.
"TetherBall! GellatinMass! BigRat! Hugechu! I'm... so glad your here..." he said as he fell
backwards in a faint.
"We can beat 'im," said Tetherball. "He's already weak as hell." Hugechu ran over and Hyper
Fanged the beatly dragon, who fell over in pain.
"'Chu' on a bit of that, assmunch!" shouted Hugechu, striking a cool pose. Just then, Selene and
Luke were SO tired that they fell asleep... on top of eachother...
"Damn, those two are horny." muttered Giovanni.
"I wouldn't talk, Mr. Willow." added Jesse, nudging Giovanni in the gut. His face turned bright
red.
"Uh... well you and James like to screw too, so I wouldn't talk!"
"Shut your hole!"
"You shut yours, bitch!" And with that, Jesse and Giovanni started making out. James fumed.
"HEY!!! She's MY slut!" Jesse stopped making out with Giovanni and went over to James.
"Sorry about before. Wanna make out?" she asked innocently.
"Do I ever!" they stopped everything and began making out on the cave floor.
"Well... erm... let's continue the battle?" guessed GellatinMass, looking confused. The other
Weakémon had the same expression on their faces.
"Yeah, uh, good idea?" offered BigRat. The dragon was getting less and less weak, and it was
just able to stand.
"Lovely Kiss!" shouted GellatinMass, pressing her fat lips against the dragon's hideous cheek.
It promptly fell asleep, with a small bubble coming out of his nose. "HAHA! LOOOOSER!" BigRat
stepped forward.
"TAIL WHIP!" he screamed.
"Whoa! Hang on there dude!" yelled TetherBall, stopping BigRat's attack. "You expect to defeat
this ho with a TAIL WHIP!? Nuh-uh. Use your motherfuckin' SECRET WEAPON!"
"B-but..." began BigRat. "If I use my SECRET WEAPON, I'll go back to Scruffat!" TetherBall
sighed.
"If you DON'T, we'll all be fucked. What's it gonna be?" BigRat started to sweat. He looked
around... and then...
"FUCK IT! SECRET WEAPON!" a humungous wave of dark green energy enveloped the area. "Help me
out guys!"
"SECRET WEAPON!" the rest of the evolved Weakémon yelled. For GellatinMass, the energy was
purple. For TetherBall, yellow. For HugeChu, bright pink. Even Leono mustered (huhuhu, musTERD)
enough strength to stand and use his SECRET WEAPON attack, and his energy was dark brown. This
all combined to make a really hideous gray colour (even Jesse and James stopped making out to
watch) and it totally took out the dragon, who evaporated into a bunch of dust. All the evolved
Weakémon went back into their original forms. Jesse and James resumed making out.
"OK, what the HELL just happened here, can someone tell me!?" screamed Billine.
"Gladly," Lingo spoke up. "You see, we can't evolve for too long. If our partner or owner is
in trouble, then it is okay to evolve, but if they're not, we are doomed to be... well, dead,
forever, that is the Weakémon's Evolution Code." Jed blinked a few times, taking this all in.
"Well, fuck me!" he exclaimed. Billine giggled.
"Okay! Any bushes nearby?" Jed's eyes widened and he blushed, a noticable lump forming in his
pants.
"W-well... eeehehehehehe..." Just then, a voice came from the shadows, and the ember of a lit
cigarette flickered.
"You think you're done?" said the scratchy voice, dropping the cigarette and stepping on it.
"Think again." Butch emerged from the shadows, Cassidy following close behind. Jesse and James
stopped making out.
"Shit! Why do you keep following us!? GO AWAY YOU PRICKS!!!" yelled James.
"Oooh James... you're so manly!" Jesse giggled. Then she looked at Cassidy. "Oh... it's...
YOU..." she said, eyes narrowing. "What do YOU want?" Cassidy smirked.
"To beat YOU assholes. C'mon, let's battle." she replied. Jesse shook her head.
"Nuh-uh. No way. We'd kick your ass too badly." Cassidy started to laugh.
"What the fuck! WHATEVER!" Lingo rolled over and used Explosion on Cassidy and Butch, which
made them sail clear through the cave roof. That was the last they saw of those bitches for
months.
"Thank God... now we can get back to makin' out, James!" said Jesse, pulling James back down on
top of her.
"Immature fools," muttered a voice within the shadows.
"FUCK!! NOT ANOTHER ONE! JUST STEP OUT SO WE CAN SEE WHO THE HELL YOU ARE FOR FUCK SAKES!!!"
screamed Jed. The figure stepped out.
"Guy." muttered Giovanni.
"Giovanni." muttered The Guy In The Big Chair. "So, now we see who's better. The Weakémon
trainer, or the Pokémon trainer. Let's have a match, dear brother, power versus pocket." Giovanni
nodded.
"Good enough. If I win, you give up your ways of trying to rule the world. If you win, you get
the Viridian Gym, and Professor Willow." Guy's eyes widened.
"I get that hot chick!? You seem TOO sure of yourself. But very well. Your Pokémon are DEAD.
Go MONSQUI!" A horrendously ugly mixture of a squirrel and a monkey popped out of the WeakéBall,
but instead of attacking Giovanni's Persian, the Monsqui began attacking Guy!
"What the hell are you doing!? Get off me!" the Monsqui continued attacking Guy, and would not
stop.
"No way. You always told us how ugly and worthless we were. NOW YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT WITH YOUR
LIFE! Come on guys, come out!" the other 3 WeakéBalls attached to Guy's belt opened to reveal
more odd-looking creatures, who also attacked Guy. Within minutes, he was dead. Jesse and James
stopped making out for a minute.
"Giovanni, I'm sorry... him being your brother and all..." said Jesse, putting her hand on
Giovanni's shoulder.
"You know what, Jesse?" asked Giovanni. "I actually don't care. If what the Monsqui said was
true, then he deserved it." The Monsqui piped up.
"He killed a lot of our friends, too, because they 'weren't strong enough'. We were chosen to
battle you, but we realized YOU weren't the bad guy; HE was. So we killed him. He killed my
baby brother. He deserved it, the selfish asshole." James paused.
"Hang on a sec! You guys! If Guy is dead and Cassidy and Butch are off flying away someplace,
that means that we won!" Everyone agreed; they were the victors! (SCRIPT PERSON: Err, Editor,
their names weren't Victor... EDITOR: I know that, numbnuts! THEY WON! You know... victor for
victory? SCRIPT PERSON: Ah, fuck it, keep writing.)
"Sweet!" said Luke, waking up. "You guys know what this means?" nobody knew, so they all shook
their head. "Dammit! Come on! You guys gotta know!" Selene woke up, and everyone shook their
heads again. "...man you are really all a bunch of fudgepackers. This means we gotta have a good
victory screw! A big orgy!" Everyone "aaah"ed and nodded their heads.
"Jesse, I do believe it's been a month since we last had sex." James added. Jesse nodded.
"TOO LONG," she replied.
"Well, Jeddie, looks like you'll be getting a taste of me tonight." giggled Billine, using her
finger to trace little circles on Jed's chest.
"Damn! I can't wait!" he shouted in excitement.
"Erm, only one problem..." said Selene. Everyone looked at her in confusement. (EDITOR: Is that
even a word?) "HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET OUT OF HERE!?" everyone sighed.
"The same way we got in, I suppose." said Luke. "But first, let's have our orgy, so we won't be
too tired by the time we climb up the hill." everyone agreed and pulled out a tent.
"Wait a minute," began Giovanni. "Who am I gonna have sex with? Willow's not here..."
just then, a familiar voice sang through the darkness.
"Oh Giovanni, shexshy! I'm he-ere!" it was Professor Willow. She hugged Giovanni and they ran
into a tent, which started to move after two seconds. Billine pulled Jed in a tent, Jesse pulled
James in, and Selene pulled in Luke.
"Ah, crap," said Meowth. "I don't want Jesse and James together... that's just... nasty..." he
muttered. All the tents were shaking violently, and loud moans were echoing throughout the cave.
The Weakémon, Meowth, and Persian curled up and tried to get to sleep, but couldn't from all the
sex that was going on.
The next morning they got up and unpitched their tents.
"Holy shit, Billine," said Jed. "Have you done that before?" he was referring to the night
before. Billine shook her head.
"Nope. Never. You weren't bad yourself, sexy boy."
Much later, everyone was done bragging about how great their sex partners were and were climbing
up the hole side toward the top, with each girlfriend hanging onto her boyfriend's back, and
the Weakémon (and Pokémon) sitting on the head of each girlfriend. Five hours later, they FINALLY
reached the top and sat back to catch their breaths.
"Hey, I have a question," began Jed. "Okay, James, how the FUCK did you make that big hole in
the ground and blast the living shit out of Assidy and Bitch? Er... Cassidy and Butch..."
James laughed.
"Well..."
END OF PART 4!
HAHA! Sorry to end that so fast, but you're all gonna have to wait until part 5 to hear what
James has to say. I'm still accepting comments. stoopid_cooper@hotmail.com
I wrote this fic when I was bored... the language is bad, there's alot of violence and stuff too.
You have been warned! This just proves what kind of utter crap I can write when I'm bored...
ENCOUNTERS WITH WEAKéMON! Part 4
Finally, the humungous Weakémon arrived on the scene where Leono was beating the living shit out
of that stupid dragon, but was also getting the living shit beat out of himself.
"TetherBall! GellatinMass! BigRat! Hugechu! I'm... so glad your here..." he said as he fell
backwards in a faint.
"We can beat 'im," said Tetherball. "He's already weak as hell." Hugechu ran over and Hyper
Fanged the beatly dragon, who fell over in pain.
"'Chu' on a bit of that, assmunch!" shouted Hugechu, striking a cool pose. Just then, Selene and
Luke were SO tired that they fell asleep... on top of eachother...
"Damn, those two are horny." muttered Giovanni.
"I wouldn't talk, Mr. Willow." added Jesse, nudging Giovanni in the gut. His face turned bright
red.
"Uh... well you and James like to screw too, so I wouldn't talk!"
"Shut your hole!"
"You shut yours, bitch!" And with that, Jesse and Giovanni started making out. James fumed.
"HEY!!! She's MY slut!" Jesse stopped making out with Giovanni and went over to James.
"Sorry about before. Wanna make out?" she asked innocently.
"Do I ever!" they stopped everything and began making out on the cave floor.
"Well... erm... let's continue the battle?" guessed GellatinMass, looking confused. The other
Weakémon had the same expression on their faces.
"Yeah, uh, good idea?" offered BigRat. The dragon was getting less and less weak, and it was
just able to stand.
"Lovely Kiss!" shouted GellatinMass, pressing her fat lips against the dragon's hideous cheek.
It promptly fell asleep, with a small bubble coming out of his nose. "HAHA! LOOOOSER!" BigRat
stepped forward.
"TAIL WHIP!" he screamed.
"Whoa! Hang on there dude!" yelled TetherBall, stopping BigRat's attack. "You expect to defeat
this ho with a TAIL WHIP!? Nuh-uh. Use your motherfuckin' SECRET WEAPON!"
"B-but..." began BigRat. "If I use my SECRET WEAPON, I'll go back to Scruffat!" TetherBall
sighed.
"If you DON'T, we'll all be fucked. What's it gonna be?" BigRat started to sweat. He looked
around... and then...
"FUCK IT! SECRET WEAPON!" a humungous wave of dark green energy enveloped the area. "Help me
out guys!"
"SECRET WEAPON!" the rest of the evolved Weakémon yelled. For GellatinMass, the energy was
purple. For TetherBall, yellow. For HugeChu, bright pink. Even Leono mustered (huhuhu, musTERD)
enough strength to stand and use his SECRET WEAPON attack, and his energy was dark brown. This
all combined to make a really hideous gray colour (even Jesse and James stopped making out to
watch) and it totally took out the dragon, who evaporated into a bunch of dust. All the evolved
Weakémon went back into their original forms. Jesse and James resumed making out.
"OK, what the HELL just happened here, can someone tell me!?" screamed Billine.
"Gladly," Lingo spoke up. "You see, we can't evolve for too long. If our partner or owner is
in trouble, then it is okay to evolve, but if they're not, we are doomed to be... well, dead,
forever, that is the Weakémon's Evolution Code." Jed blinked a few times, taking this all in.
"Well, fuck me!" he exclaimed. Billine giggled.
"Okay! Any bushes nearby?" Jed's eyes widened and he blushed, a noticable lump forming in his
pants.
"W-well... eeehehehehehe..." Just then, a voice came from the shadows, and the ember of a lit
cigarette flickered.
"You think you're done?" said the scratchy voice, dropping the cigarette and stepping on it.
"Think again." Butch emerged from the shadows, Cassidy following close behind. Jesse and James
stopped making out.
"Shit! Why do you keep following us!? GO AWAY YOU PRICKS!!!" yelled James.
"Oooh James... you're so manly!" Jesse giggled. Then she looked at Cassidy. "Oh... it's...
YOU..." she said, eyes narrowing. "What do YOU want?" Cassidy smirked.
"To beat YOU assholes. C'mon, let's battle." she replied. Jesse shook her head.
"Nuh-uh. No way. We'd kick your ass too badly." Cassidy started to laugh.
"What the fuck! WHATEVER!" Lingo rolled over and used Explosion on Cassidy and Butch, which
made them sail clear through the cave roof. That was the last they saw of those bitches for
months.
"Thank God... now we can get back to makin' out, James!" said Jesse, pulling James back down on
top of her.
"Immature fools," muttered a voice within the shadows.
"FUCK!! NOT ANOTHER ONE! JUST STEP OUT SO WE CAN SEE WHO THE HELL YOU ARE FOR FUCK SAKES!!!"
screamed Jed. The figure stepped out.
"Guy." muttered Giovanni.
"Giovanni." muttered The Guy In The Big Chair. "So, now we see who's better. The Weakémon
trainer, or the Pokémon trainer. Let's have a match, dear brother, power versus pocket." Giovanni
nodded.
"Good enough. If I win, you give up your ways of trying to rule the world. If you win, you get
the Viridian Gym, and Professor Willow." Guy's eyes widened.
"I get that hot chick!? You seem TOO sure of yourself. But very well. Your Pokémon are DEAD.
Go MONSQUI!" A horrendously ugly mixture of a squirrel and a monkey popped out of the WeakéBall,
but instead of attacking Giovanni's Persian, the Monsqui began attacking Guy!
"What the hell are you doing!? Get off me!" the Monsqui continued attacking Guy, and would not
stop.
"No way. You always told us how ugly and worthless we were. NOW YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT WITH YOUR
LIFE! Come on guys, come out!" the other 3 WeakéBalls attached to Guy's belt opened to reveal
more odd-looking creatures, who also attacked Guy. Within minutes, he was dead. Jesse and James
stopped making out for a minute.
"Giovanni, I'm sorry... him being your brother and all..." said Jesse, putting her hand on
Giovanni's shoulder.
"You know what, Jesse?" asked Giovanni. "I actually don't care. If what the Monsqui said was
true, then he deserved it." The Monsqui piped up.
"He killed a lot of our friends, too, because they 'weren't strong enough'. We were chosen to
battle you, but we realized YOU weren't the bad guy; HE was. So we killed him. He killed my
baby brother. He deserved it, the selfish asshole." James paused.
"Hang on a sec! You guys! If Guy is dead and Cassidy and Butch are off flying away someplace,
that means that we won!" Everyone agreed; they were the victors! (SCRIPT PERSON: Err, Editor,
their names weren't Victor... EDITOR: I know that, numbnuts! THEY WON! You know... victor for
victory? SCRIPT PERSON: Ah, fuck it, keep writing.)
"Sweet!" said Luke, waking up. "You guys know what this means?" nobody knew, so they all shook
their head. "Dammit! Come on! You guys gotta know!" Selene woke up, and everyone shook their
heads again. "...man you are really all a bunch of fudgepackers. This means we gotta have a good
victory screw! A big orgy!" Everyone "aaah"ed and nodded their heads.
"Jesse, I do believe it's been a month since we last had sex." James added. Jesse nodded.
"TOO LONG," she replied.
"Well, Jeddie, looks like you'll be getting a taste of me tonight." giggled Billine, using her
finger to trace little circles on Jed's chest.
"Damn! I can't wait!" he shouted in excitement.
"Erm, only one problem..." said Selene. Everyone looked at her in confusement. (EDITOR: Is that
even a word?) "HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET OUT OF HERE!?" everyone sighed.
"The same way we got in, I suppose." said Luke. "But first, let's have our orgy, so we won't be
too tired by the time we climb up the hill." everyone agreed and pulled out a tent.
"Wait a minute," began Giovanni. "Who am I gonna have sex with? Willow's not here..."
just then, a familiar voice sang through the darkness.
"Oh Giovanni, shexshy! I'm he-ere!" it was Professor Willow. She hugged Giovanni and they ran
into a tent, which started to move after two seconds. Billine pulled Jed in a tent, Jesse pulled
James in, and Selene pulled in Luke.
"Ah, crap," said Meowth. "I don't want Jesse and James together... that's just... nasty..." he
muttered. All the tents were shaking violently, and loud moans were echoing throughout the cave.
The Weakémon, Meowth, and Persian curled up and tried to get to sleep, but couldn't from all the
sex that was going on.
The next morning they got up and unpitched their tents.
"Holy shit, Billine," said Jed. "Have you done that before?" he was referring to the night
before. Billine shook her head.
"Nope. Never. You weren't bad yourself, sexy boy."
Much later, everyone was done bragging about how great their sex partners were and were climbing
up the hole side toward the top, with each girlfriend hanging onto her boyfriend's back, and
the Weakémon (and Pokémon) sitting on the head of each girlfriend. Five hours later, they FINALLY
reached the top and sat back to catch their breaths.
"Hey, I have a question," began Jed. "Okay, James, how the FUCK did you make that big hole in
the ground and blast the living shit out of Assidy and Bitch? Er... Cassidy and Butch..."
James laughed.
"Well..."
END OF PART 4!
HAHA! Sorry to end that so fast, but you're all gonna have to wait until part 5 to hear what
James has to say. I'm still accepting comments. stoopid_cooper@hotmail.com