Desperate housewife
By: bloodysword99
Chapter 4: I do
"Moses?" A certain bandit walked in Will's room to check on the groom. He scanned the room to find the bandit chief looking out the window.
"You seem down? What's wrong?" The bandit chief turned to his best friend put on a fake smile.
"Csaba, I didn't notice ya there."
"Don't act happy. You know I can see right through you." Csaba knew Moses too well. The stupid bandit knew that yet he continued to act as if nothing bothers him.
"I'm alright really…"
"Moses." He gave a serious look that made Moses realize it was useless to fake it all.
"Alright ya got me." He paused for a moment then, continued.
"I'm just down coz…What if I can't fulfill that commitment? Jay ain't worth to be with some worthless crap like me." Csaba let out a chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Moses asked.
"You worry too much. Stop looking down at yourself. I've never seen you break a promise to anyone especially for family…So you'll do great" Csaba smiled as the bandit chief did the same.
"Thanks Csaba." His best friend was about to walk out then he said words that made the bandit embarrassed.
"And besides this is only a training simulation for the real thing. If you get married to Jay for real then, you know exactly what to say and do…" Then his best friend walked out.
Moses thoughts: 'I forgot this ain't a real wedding!'
"Csaba you knew along, didn't ya!? Embarrassin' me like that! What kind of a friend are ya!?" The bandit blushed as he stumped around in annoyance.
After that
In Will's living room, everyone who helped was awaiting for the bride, groom, Will, Arnold, Musette and the marriage approver. Everyone seemed tense especially the rest of the team.
"Oh I hate waiting! Where's Teach!?" Norma yelled.
"Don't worry Norma he'll be here soon." Grune said as she patted her at the back.
"I'm getting worried…" Shirley muttered.
"Shirley, everything is going to be alright." Chloe said.
"Mimi the wonder baker is getting bored." Mimi muttered.
"Ya'll hold on yer horses. I'm comin' down." They all turned to the stairs and found the bandit wearing the black and white wedding suit, which made him look very charming.
"You look really good, Moses…" Csaba complimented.
"Ya think yer off the hock? Think again, Csaba…" The stupid bandit said as his best friend sweet dropped.
"I knew that suit was perfect!" Harriet chuckled.
"You look great……And so on. Now, Where's the bride!? We're way behind schedule!" Senel started to panic looking and scribbling notes on his clipboard.
"Senel, Please Calm down." Elsa said.
"Be still brother! Love will come!" Curtis morphed in with Isabella by his side.
"Stop calling me that!" the alliance Marine yelled. Then…
-Knock- Knock-
"Sorry we're late." Madam Musette came in.
"I just got stuck in my thoughts on how this wedding is the worst thing I have ever agreed to…" The researcher said as Arnold patted him on the back.
"We'll pull through eventually…" Alcott said as he smiled.
"Please, Zamaran come in…" The old mistress said as he came in.
"Hey you old bag of beans, what are you doing here?" Norma laughed.
"Hello you monkey. I'm the representative from the marriage department." The old man said.
"Where's the bride and groom?" Zamaran asked.
"Groom here." Moses spoke up. The old bag scanned the area for the bride but…
"Where's the bride? Stood you up already?"
"!?" Moses exclaimed.
"Jay is a man of his word!" Chloe defended him.
"He is barely a man, Mimi can see." The wonder baker said.
"She's got a point…" Norma said. That's the old researcher's signal to give a nice head hit…
-Bonk!-
-Bonk!-
"That hurt my head!" Mimi said.
"Ow! Teach!"
"Can't you see Moses is worried enough…" Will whispered. They all looked at the stupid bandit as he had a look of disappointment.
All hope seemed to be lost for the bandit chief, until a cry of an Oresuren was heard.
"Make way for the bride!" Quppo opened the door.
"Sorry we took so long…Jay is too shy." Poppo said.
"Jay c'mon you look great!" Pippo said dragging the bride inside.
"Wait Jay before you come in." Shirley rushed out side holding something wrapped in paper.
"Ors?"
"Please give me a few minutes." She said shutting the door.
"OK people! Let's get into position!" Senel ordered.
Meanwhile outside of Will's house
"I-I'm nervous…" Jay muttered as he looked down at his shaking hands. The Merines smiled as she took his hands in order to stop the shaking.
"It's going to be alright, Jay…Here take these flowers…" Shirley unwrapped the object and revealed lovely lavender flowers. The lovely flowers were cut in a medium length stems and bloom into a lavender flower with rectangular, fringed petals and deep purple centers.
'T-these flowers…are beautiful…" Jay muttered taking them in his hands.
"They're called Cupid's dart…" She said as she took one piece of the flower and snapped the stem to make it shorter. The Merines smiled as she placed the flower on top of he's ear.
"Before you go in let's fix your hair…" She pulled off Jay's ponytail and let his long black hair down…
Inside the house
"You ready Moses…" Csaba said.
"N-no…" He muttered in fear.
"Good. You're ready…" He smiled while Moses froze.
The women sat on the couch while the men sat on the other couch. Zamaran, Moses, Csaba, Quppo, Pippo, and Poppo stood.
"Don't worry Moses. I have the ring right here." Csaba said holding Jay's silver ring.
"I-it's not that…," the stupid bandit muttered while the fur balls laughed.
"It's going to go great, Moses…" Pippo said.
"OK. We're all done…" Shirley said walking in. She held out her hand to Jay and he took it.
Everyone stood to see the bride and as a result, they all fell silent.
Jay walked in wearing a periwinkle dress. He wore a lace up corset dress that was up to the knees and had a periwinkle shawl wrapped around his shoulder letting a few parts of his white skin to reveal. It was simple yet elegant. On top of that, his black hair was down, he also had lovely lavender flowers in his hand and one placed on top of his ear.
"W-wow…" That was the only word that Moses could say.
He felt paralyzed once Jay took a small glimpse at him. He swore he heard his heart skip a beat. As the stupid bandit heart paced faster seeing the ninja walking towards him with the Merines as his escort, he knew that this was it…He got lost in his thoughts thinking of what to say to the ninja…
"Moses..." His best friend called but no response. Jay stood next to the Oresuren and in front of the bandit. The ninja gave a sighed yet he gave a small chuckle looking at the spaced out bandit.
"Hey you stupid bandit!" Jay yelled snapping the bandit to the real world.
"U-um…" Moses muttered still not removing the embarrassing red blush.
"I have the papers right here. A little introduction, giving of the rings, sign the papers, a bit of a this and a that and you're done." Zamaran explained. They both nodded. Then, Zamaran started.
The bride and the groom only spend their time staring at each other blushing like crazy, as Zamaran went on and on and on. This time Moses was the one shaking. Jay looked down to his shaking tanned hands and smiled taking it.
"Stop worrying you stupid bandit…" the ninja muttered as the bandit smiled nervously. Moments have passed…
"Now, do you Moses Sandor take Jay the unseen to be your fake wife to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, till death do you part?"
"Yes! I mean! I sure do! I mean! I DO!" Jay tried to stop his chuckle.
"Do you Jay the unseen take Moses Sandor to be your fake husband to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, till death do you part?"
"I do…" The ninja smiled.
"The rings please…" the old bag said.
"Oh right…" Moses asked Csaba for the silver ring and slipped it to Jay's hand. Then, He realized…
Moses' thoughts: 'Oh crap! I don't have a ring fer me!'
"Where's the other ring?" Zamaran asked. Moses hesitated a while as the others grew worried yet Jay chuckled seeing the bandit's priceless look. Then, he finally spoke up…
"Poppo, please…" He turned to fur ball. Poppo smiled and handed the object to Jay. He then, slipped it to the bandit's finger… Moses was shocked seeing a gold ring with a red ruby on it. It was simple as Jay's but it seemed to be worth more to the bandit…
"I knew you would be stupid enough to forget to buy your own ring. So, I took the liberty to buy one for you…" He whispered and smirked.
"You bastard…" Moses grinned.
"Now, sign the contract." Moses and Jay took a pen from the fur ball and started to sign the contract.
Moses and Jay's thoughts:'Finally…It's over…'
They both thought it way over but…
"Now, you may now…As they say…Kiss the bride."
"K-K-KISS THE BRIDE!?" Jay yelled.
"Let's kiss then…" Moses grinned leaning to Jay. Then, as expected Jay gave him a nice good…
-SLAP!-
"Close enough…Now let's eat at Senel's house…" Zamaran took the papers and left.
As the others fled to congratulate the newly weds, Moses and Jay gazed upon each other. They could only smile at each other with embarrassing red blushes…
A little scene! Extras! XD
When they were alone:
The two newly weds were all alone in Will's living room.
"C'mon Jay. Let's eat…"
"W-wait…" Jay said.
"?" Moses reacted. The little ninja took a few steps closer to the bandit, stopped, and…
"Y-you…may now k-kiss the bride…,"Jay muttered as he nervously gripped on the flowers in his hand.
"What?" Moses could hear.
"I said kiss the bride you stupid bandit!"
"Huh? Aren't ya guy?"
"Just kiss me you stupid bandit!"
"I thought ya never asked…"
The stupid bandit leaned down to Jay and gave him a deep kiss. The ninja wrapped his arms around Moses' neck to deepen the lovely kiss…Then, as they slowly parted for a moment, they smiled gently at each other and the ninja threw the flowers up the air releasing the loose lavender flowers sending out a pleasant fragrance before giving another passionate kiss.
Well, that's the extra…SORRY FOR THE WRONG GRAMMARS!
I'm just starting to think that they forgot that this isn't a real wedding…