Super Skinner and the Other Chronicles of Skinner

by Shadow's Echo

Super Skinner is out to save the day when...what's this? He is merely an actor? He refuses to believe it, but his fellow actors hate him so...yeah.

4. Ode To The Bald Man

Title: Ode To The Bald Man

Authors: Shadow's Echo (also known as Cindy from CindyandSandy)

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I own this entire piece of shmit. Except the bald man…Skinner.

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There was once a man.

Bald, he was.

And he loved to work,

Just because.

Behind his desk

He would sit.

And wax his bald head,

Shiney, was it.

All of his agents

Called him A.D.

And all he wanted

Was to be free.

Free from his desk

And his very bald head.

So free, in fact,

That he suddenly said:

"My first name is Walter,

Skinner's my last.

I will escape,

And I will escape fast."

So he ran

As fast as he could.

And he became free

As he claimed he would

He was never seen

Ever again.

So don't ever care

About really bald men.

EL FIN.