A/N: Okay, before I start this chapter, I wish to apologize for being weepy in the last chapter. I honestly don't feel that it was very justified beyond that I didn't need questions, I just wanted more. So, I am very sorry for how I ended the last chapter, and I hope my few readers will forgive me.
Now, to update all of you on current stuff; I am still planning on working "Kamen Rider Multiverse War." Seeing all the people who have submitted riders does help me want to work on the story, and hearing how much everyone wants to see the story just helps encourage me more. However, for a while now, I keep hitting Writer's Block whenever I try writing new stuff. However, I think I have two cures for this. The first cure is this story. I've decided that whenever I hit a dead end and need to get the creative juices flowing again, I'll ask a couple friends of mine some questions, and then post a chapter around those select few.
The second cure I have is a little exercise I'm currently part of with a fellow author who wishes to be anonymous, but for now, we'll call him, "The Idiot." What we're doing is just writing small rounds of stories that take place in the Kamen Rider universe, and the more I take part with him in these exercises, the more ideas I feel going into my head. So, with both of these elements, I think I might be able to work more often, but I do not make any promises. So with all that said, on to the crap!
Ask Omnitrix1
Episode 4
Once again, we open on Omni standing in front of his bookshelf, smoking his pipe. In his hand is a Graphic Novel entitled "Bullet Points," and Omni's face is contorted into a look of disgust.
"My God, this book sucks," Omni said before noticing his audience.
"Oh, ya'at'eeh," Omni said, throwing the book away, "Didn't hear you come in. Greetings, and welcome to 'Ask Omnitrix1!'"
(Ask Omnitrix1)
(Where were you?)
"That's a VERY good question," said Omni, "And the answer is-"
(Why haven't you been updating this story?!)
"Well, I was just about to say-"
(Where were you man?!)
"Well if you would let me get a word in, I can easily explain-"
(You left me all alone on this site, and you decide to come back NOW?!)
"Well, I'm sorry if you're easy to forget, but I didn't really feel the need to continue-"
(Seriously, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!)
"SHUT UP!" Omni yelled at the narrator.
"Look, I'm sorry I left you all alone, but here's the thing, you're not the most important thing in my life!" Omni practically yelled, with a tight smile and an angry tint in his eyes.
"Plus, I have other things to deal with you know," Omni said, pointing his pipe at the camera, "Have you ever dealt with rapid weasels before?"
(Uh… no-)
"HAVE YOU?!" Omni yelled.
(No I swear!)
"Then you have nothing to hold against me!" Omni said.
"*SKREE*"
"SHUT UP!" Omni yelled to some sort of creature off-screen.
"So, let's get one thing straight here; you're no longer allowed to ask me 'Where the Hell I've been?' Got it?"
(Yes sir.)
"Furthermore, if I decide to leave for prolonged periods of time, you cannot make a big deal about it, got it?!" Omni stressed further.
(G-got it.)
"And finally, if I ever hear any lip from you again, not only are you fired, but you will forever regret the day you got on my bad side, GOT IT?!"
(C-crystal clear.)
"Then let us move on then," Omni said more calmly, though with a hint of venom in his voice, "Jerk."
(Oh God… I mean, uh… What is the true dominant race; Apes or Humans?)
"Neither, its clowns," Omni said.
"Now I know what you're thinking," Omni said, "'Why are clowns the superior race, when all they do is run around and make people laugh?' Well, have you ever met a clown in person before? Of course you haven't, so allow me to explain. Imagine you're at home, twiddling you're thumbs when suddenly, there's a knock at the door."
"Curious to see who would be here at this hour, you go to the front door to see who it is," Omni said, as he walked to the door of his room.
"You end up opening the door, and wouldn't you know it? There's a clown right there wanting to come in," Omni said, as he opened the door. Then, when the door opened, on the other side was side was Tonto, looking like he was about to knock. However, before he could say anything, Omni slammed the door in his face, oblivious to his presence.
"So you let him in, and within one short hour, he's completely taken over your home," Omni said, as he walked back to his book shelf.
"You try and stop him, but you are completely powerless to his whim," Omni said, "Why just last week, a clown moved into my home and took over my entire first floor. He refuses to leave, and I'm running out of options. I even tried calling the cops once, and instead of making him leave, they started partying non-stop for a whole week. There's even this weird pink horse with balloons on her butt that some-how got in, and the party has just gotten bigger ever since!"
"But I'm getting off-topic, don't f%&$ with clowns," Omni stated, "Because no matter what any of you idiotic little peons think, they are, and always will be, better than us."
Then, once Omni finished his question, loud music could be heard from underneath his feet, with massive cheering, and what sounded like a crowd yelling "Chug!" Omni, annoyed, then stomped on the floor and yelled, "Hey, keep it down, would ya? I'm working here!" He then looked back to the audience, and his idiotic smile returned.
(When will the Apocalypse happen?)
"Whenever I press this button," Omni said, holding up a small grey box with a red button on it.
"It would be so easy," Omni said in a disturbing tone as he brought the box closer and brought his finger over the button and let it hover, "All it would take is a press of a button, and it all ends."
"That's all it would take…" Omni said a disturbing smile growing on his face as his finger inched closer and closer to the button…
"But all my cool stuff is here, so it's not worth it," Omni said, now looking normal as he put the button on the shelf behind him, "Not yet."
(Who's THAT Pokémon?)
"I don't know, let's find out," Omni said cheerfully, as he looked to the side and squinted, "Hmm, I may be wrong here but it looks like a rapid Growlithe that seems to be running right towards-"
Then before Omni could finish his sentence, a Growlithe pounced on him, and the next thing that could be seen were Omni's arms flailing as he screamed in pain and pieces of his stained robe flew everywhere.
(Can I have yo number?)
"Why sure, of course you can," Omni said as he pulled out a small white card, a ballpoint pen, and wrote something down on the card. He then turned the card towards the audience, and on it were the words "BITE ME!"
(Why did they cancel Young Justice?)
"Because Cartoon Network is run by monkeys," Omni answered.
(Will you get a job and shave?)
"I'LL DO IT WHEN YOU STOP NAGGING ME!"
(Paper or Plastic?)
"Why plastic of course," Omni said off-handedly.
(Who's on Third?)
"I don't know."
(Why not?)
"Why not what?" Omni asked, looking genuinely confused.
(What came first? The chicken or the egg?)
"The chicken of course," Omni said, rolling his eyes, "Idiot."
(Will you join me in adventures with my pet robot unicorn named Snarls?)
"Oh boy WOULD I EVER!" Omni squealed before running off excitedly.
One spectacularly amazing adventure of self-discovery later...
"Well that happened," Omni said, sounding bored.
"This is Omnitrix1 saying, there's no such thing as a stupid question-" Omni began, before his floor shook, and threw him up into the air slightly. This was immediately followed by a loud cheer on the floor below him. Omni then looked to the ground, and then back to the button on the shelf behind him. He then looked back to the audience with a strained smile, and evil light in his eyes.
"Until you think of it," Omni finished before turning around, grabbing the button, and walking out of the room.
Ask your random quest-
*BOOM!*
Special thanks to Noah, Jayson, "The Idiot" for giving me questions.