Another chapter in Ask Crazy Hand, and a few more reviews. Now we still need votes for secondary host. The voting will be over chapter 7 (that means 5 chapters without a secondary host). So read and review.
Luigicario was sitting in the room, waiting for the other two. He was also on the computer.
"Let's see… …4 letters, 3 votes, and…" he trailed off after seeing something on the screen.
"CRAZY HAND GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!" Luigicario yelled, and Crazy hand flew out from the computer.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww…" the mad hand whined as he emerged.
"Now where's Th-" Luigicario started, before almost-said person walked in with some papers.
"Sorry I'm late. I'll go ahead and read the first letter," Therod began, "from Mr-Paper-Luigi-66:"
Can
u FIRE YA LAZOR
Will you demonstrate on Master Hand
Why are you
so awesome?
Who is the best to torture
Will you torture said
person
G00DBYZCRZYHANDIWILMIZZUTILLTEHNEXTCHAPTERWA!
"Yep! Bzzzzzzzzap!" Crazy said as he fired a beam from his finger that went straight through the wall, causing it to crumble. "I iz awsomes cuz I haz da TROPHY DE CRAZY! I say torture dat Luigi guy!" Crazy said, getting Luigicario mad.
"Oh yeah? Torture YOU!" LuigiC shouted at Crazy Hand, making him fly into a torture device. "Now YOU get tortured!" he said, and the device activated, "I never get tortured in my dimension!"
"Well, our next letter is from fireforblack:" Therod said, pulling out a letter.
o.O
how do you survive that with Crazy? x.x I can't understand that my
vote... I vote for sonic (I like it when he dies) crazy;
where is your mother? Call her o.o and destroy her I HAVE COOKIES
(with chocolate) *steals Meta Knight* *drops Atomic
Bomb* I have something with that o.o
everybody
behind SOnic; torture sonic until he's death..
Have fun xD *Group Hug*
"Vote for Sonic." LuigiC said, pushing a few buttons on the computer.
"She flew into a tree and died." Crazy stated.
"So much for her being named 'wisdom.'" Therod said to LuigiC.
"Sonic isn't here, but…" Luigicario said, before snapping his fingers and making Sonic appear in the room.
"Where am I?" the hedgehog asked before everyone in the room grabbed him and pulled him to the torture devices.
"Our client wants you dead," Therod explained before everyone attached bizarre devices to him.
"Hey! I'm outta here!" Sonic said as he started trying to run.
"Won't work, Sonic. There are physical restrainers on you so that you can't run faster than 7 inches per day. NOW DIE!" Luigicario stated.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Sonic yelled, causing everyone to cover their ears (or in Crazy's case, lie down on the ground and flail about).
"Maybe we should have put the restrainers on his mouth…" Therod said, causing Luigicario to nod.
"The restrainers disappear when you die and re-spawn at the last lamppost you touched," Luigicario explained.
"DIE! DIE! DIE! PIE! PIE!" Crazy Hand yelled at Sonic, before crushing him beneath torture equipment.
"NOOOO-" Sonic started before he was cut off with a "poof!" sound.
"Okay, he died," Luigicario stated.
"COOKIEZ!" Crazy Hand yelled, going straight to the cookies.
"No you don't! Palate swap Meta Knights, assemble!" LuigiC said, and the alternate colors of Meta Knight came in front of him. "Go rescue Meta Knight!"
At this, all the Meta Knights said, "VICTORY IS OUR DESTINY!" before vanishing.
"No atomic bombs aloud," Luigicario said before snapping his fingers and making the bomb disappear.
"Where did you send it?" Therod asked.
"It is attached to EM101 as a cell phone," Luigicario explained.
"GROUP HUGGIES!" Crazy Hand exclaimed before tackling fireforblack.
"Well, next is a letter from EM101:" Luigicario said.
Meta
Knight:134% 1 stock Lucario:99% 1 stock Snake:123% 1 stock Fox:114% 1
stock CH:500% health EM101:0% 5 stock (Blasts rocket
launcher,meanwhile CH kill the ones who are still
left)
WINNERS:EM101,Crazy Hand
PWNED! Well, anyway, thought
that would kill me? Nevah in a million years!(If I lived that long.)
Now to the erm...(takes a list, and starts reading
it)dares!
Dares:
1:Here,have this bloody knife I used in
chapter crazy.(No pun intended.)I always wanted to say
that!
2:Go without sugar for an entire week.
3:Steal all of the
hats from the smashers.
Truths:
1:Why weren't you in Super
smash bros. 64?
2:How come you don't usually appear in SSBB?(You
have to win hard+ under 9 mins with no continues to fight him.)
3:If
you were in charge of Smash bros. instead of your brother,what would
you do?
Oh yeah,I voteth,Mewtwo and Lucario!
Well, all I
!
"Well that wasn't to kill you, just to test your power. And now you must survive in Cruel Brawl for 24 hours, against mindless killing machines and with an atomic bomb stuck to you (and it is impossible to get off)," Luigicario said, eager to get rid of him.
"I WILL KILL DA PEOPLES!" Crazy Hand screamed.
"As long as you don't kill us," Therod said.
"NO SHUGGA? NO SHUGGA?!" Crazy asked, horrified at what that would mean.
"You don't need it anyways, Crazy," Therod said to the hand.
"I'd bee white black!" Crazy Hand said before vanishing.
"He means 'I'll be right back,'" Luigicario explained, just before Crazy Hand reappeared with all the following items on the back of his hand:
Mario's hat.
Luigi's hat.
Peach's crown.
Bowser's hair (Therod: I knew it was a wig!).
Pikachu and Jigglypuff's alternate hats.
Olimar's helmet.
Wario's hat.
Pokémon Trainer's hat.
Marth's tiara (it was his sister's)
Ike's headband.
R.O.B.'s light.
Pit's head-thing.
Fox, Falco, and Wolf's headgear.
King Dedede's hat.
Wario's biker hat.
Link's hat.
Toon Link's hat.
Zelda's (as Sheik) hat-like thing.
Diddy Kong's hat.
Snake's headband.
Captain Falcon's helmet.
The Ice Climbers' hoods.
Every Kirby hat.
Samus' helmet.
"Wow," Therod said, amazed at the tower of hats.
"That is a lot more than I expected…" Luigicario said, noticing the assortment of non-hats, like Bowser's hair and R.O.B.'s light.
"The reason was that I was having the ultimate pizza party over in Italy, and didn't want ta be in da World of Trophies," Crazy said, giving a straightforward answer.
"And the second question… ?" Luigicario said to remind Crazy that there was more to do.
"Mean peoples kept beating up mah brutha. He told me tah come aid him when he need meh," Crazy said.
"Does he seem much more straightforward?" Therod asked.
"I think it's the hats…" LuigiC replied.
"I would," Crazy began before doing a flip, tossing all the hats of him, "THROW DA ULTIMAGA PARTY OF DA MEGA PIZZAS AND DA ROOTS AND BEER!" Crazy finished.
"Scratch that. It was the hats," LuigiC said, noticing the shift.
"I didn't even understand him…" Therod said, unable to make sense of the madhand.
"I think it was something like 'throw a huge party and eat pizza and drink root beer.'" Luigicario said, he himself having a hard time understanding.
"More for Mewtwo and Lucario," Therod said, reading the vote.
"Seeya indeed…" Luigicario said, remembering what he did.
"Well, we're almost through. Next is from golfer:" Therod said, taking the final letter.
I vote Mario. And for Crazy Hand: Who's more powerful, you or Master Hand? And which smasher do you like the most and hate the most?
"One for Mario," Therod said.
"MEESA IS BETTAH!" Crazy Hand said.
"And the last bit so that we can get out of here?" Luigicario asked, getting very impatient with all the waits.
"Pika-stew is da best! Olive-ar is da worst!" Crazy yelled out.
"Pikachu and Olimar!" Luigicario corrected.
"Well, now we're done. FREEDOM!!" Therod yelled as he ran out and escaped the room.
"Well, I guess we are done. Farewell!" LuigiC said as he vanished.
"Hey! What's a dis thing?" Crazy said as he saw the computer. This is what was on the screen:
Secondary Host Poll
1st: Mewtwo & Lucario: 2
2nd: Master Hand: 1
2nd: Sonic: 1
2nd: Mario: 1
"Hmmmmmm… COOL!!!" Crazy Hand said before vanishing.