I'll Just Kick Him in the Balls a Couple Times

Mickie's POV

As I got to my class I noticed that almost everyone was there except the teacher, and they all got quiet when I walked in. I smirked, went to a seat at a table in the back, and got out a pencil. When I looked up again they were all still looking at me. I rolled my eyes. "Take a picture, it'll last longer." Almost everyone turned around immediately. I saw a scrawny guy take out his phone. "It's an expression. Take a picture of me and that phone will be shoved up your ass." His eyes went wide and he turned around. A few minutes went by. Most people were talking to their friends or getting ready for the class. I propped my feet on the table and leaned back. Suddenly everyone stopped talking. I looked up, and a familiar tall, muscular guy with short brown hair walked in. Immediately, everyone started talking. "Hey John, how was lunch?" "Hey John, my parents are gone for the weekend and I'm having a party. Wanna come?" "Hey John, I just know you're gonna be like, totally amazing in the football game on friday." I rolled my eyes. This must be the famous John Cena, Maria's brother. He flashed his fans a smile, and sat down next to me in the back.

"Great." I muttered.

"Did you say something?" He asked.

I smiled tightly. "No, nothing."

He glanced at me and did a double-take. "You're the girl who told off Michelle this morning. Mickie, right?"

I smirked. "The one and only."

"That was quite something. You definitely shocked everyone."

"I usually do." Suddenly, he looked at my bare stomach.

"Nice belly ring."

"I know."

"Sassy one, aren't you."

"You're a pig."

"If that's what you're into, then oink oink."

"Grow up."

"Baby, I'm as grown as they come," He said with a stupid smile that I bet makes all the girls swoon.

I took my feet off of the table and turned so my body was facing him. I could feel my very short temper flaring. "Call me baby one more time. I dare you."

"B-"

"Hello, students. Please get out your notebook and start sketching your designs for a painting of something that reminds you of where you came from, whether it be where your ancestors lived or here. Mickie, I trust you already have a notebook," The teacher said.

"Yes, ma'am." I said, saluting. She looked at me and her eyes narrowed when she saw what I was wearing. I smiled innocently.

"Well then, get to it."

Ugh, thank god that class is over, I thought as I walked in the next class. Unfortunately, Maria had been right when she said that the teacher was hardly ever in class. John had spent the entire class annoying me with disgusting suggestions and stupid remarks, except when the teacher was in the room, he would annoy me with notes and whispers. What was worse, he kept singing that stupid song by Toni Basil. Like I hadn't heard that one before. As I took a seat in the back again, I noticed this teacher was on time. Everyone around me was idly chit-chatting, waiting for the class to begin. Suddenly, everyone stopped talking. No, no,no,no,no... "Hey John, wanna come to my party this weekend?" I groaned inwardly. Damn it. He smiled at all his followers, and just like before, he sat next to me.

"Hey Mickie, did you miss me?" He asked with a cocky grin.

"I really want to kill you right now."

"Excuse me, what was that? All I heard was 'I really want' and 'you'."

I put my head in my head and closed my eyes. After I took a deep breath, I looked at him.

"You are quite possibly the most immature person I have ever met, and that's including my four year old cousin."

"Aw, stop complimenting me, I'll start to think you like me."

Somebody please kill me.

After suffering yet another hour of torture at the hands of John fucking Cena, I made my way to my last class. No way was he gonna be in another class. I hadn't had a single class with Maria and this was the only class I had with Melina, so no way was I going to have a third class with John. I caught up with Melina and we walked together. As we walked in the door, I heard someone sing, "Oh, Mickie, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind."

I groaned. "You have got to be kidding me."

As I put my books in my locker at the end of the day, Maria came up to me.

"So, how was your first day?" She said smiling, as always.

I slammed my locker shut and looked at her. "Your brother might just be the most annoying person in the world." Even though Melina was in my last class, we had assigned seats like we were second graders, and mine was right next to John while Melina's was on the other side of the room.

"Finally, someone else sees it!" She exclaimed and laughed. "But seriously, he was annoying? Usually he is completely nice to everyone. That's weird."

"I don't know, but I thought I was gonna kill him if he sang 'Hey, Mickey" to me one more time."

"Want me to talk to him tonight about it?"

"Nah. I'll just kick him in the balls a couple times and he'll get the message."

She burst out laughing and put her arm around me as we walked outside the school. "I have the feeling this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship."

I laughed. "Me too, Ria. I gotta go though, I'm driving my sisters home."

"Okay, see you tomorrow!"

"Bye!"

As I walked toward my truck, I thought about my day. Besides John, today had been pretty good. I got to verbally whip someone's ass, I met some cool people, most of my classes weren't half bad, and the best part was I didn't get detention. After getting in my truck and waiting a couple of minutes, AJ showed up.

"Hey Peanut, how was your day?"

"Good. Tiffany is really nice."

"Awesome. Have you seen Layla?"

"Last time I saw her, she was talking to Eve."

I stuck my torso out of the open window and sat on it, resting my arms on the top of the cab. After looking around a bit, I saw her talking to Eve under a tree in the quad.

"Layla, get your ass in the car or it's a long walk home!"

"Fine!"

Even though I couldn't see her eye roll, I could feel it. She said goodbye to Eve and walked to the car.

"God, do you have to yell across the parking lot?"

"Only for you!" I gave her a grin.

"Oh just start the car and let's go home!" She said, fighting of a smile.

John's POV

I walked out of school with a huge grin on my face. When I saw Mickie in fifth block I knew it was going to be fun, but I didn't know how fun. It was so easy to wind that girl up. She had a very quick temper. I noticed a lot of things about her that I hadn't caught that morning, like her belly ring and the faint freckles around her nose.

"Hey John!" Phil yelled as he ran up to me.

"I just saw that new girl Mickie and your sister walk out of school looking like they had been best friends for forever. They were talking about you, and not in a good way. Care to explain?"

I grinned again. "She wants me."

"Who wants you?" Randy asked as he walked up.

"Mickie Austin."

Randy shook his head and ran his hand over his face.

"This isn't going to end well, I can feel it."

"What? Everyone wants me."

"I'm not so sure about her, though. I had a class with her before lunch, she's different. Every single guy that tried to hit on her, she shot down. And trust me, that was a lot of guys. I'm not positive that you're going to get this one, man."

"Oh I will, trust me."

"The last time you said trust me we all ended up stranded in the middle of nowhere without a car, a phone, or pants."

"Hey, that was one time! Now we should get to practice we're gonna be late."

"I'm home!" I yelled as I walked in the door. I had just come home from football and had a ton of homework to do, even though it was only the second week of school. I turned around and jumped. Maria was standing there with her arms crossed and her hip popped. Uh oh.

"Hello, Jonathan."

I groaned. This never ended well. "What did I do this time?"

She rolled her eyes. "Please. Don't act like you don't know. Why were you so rude to Mickie today?"

"What do you mean, rude? I wasn't rude."

"You know what I mean, John. Usually you are completely nice and sweet to everyone, especially new kids. Why not her?"

"She's different. I like her more than them."

Maria rolled her eyes again. "That's what you said about the last one, too."

"Hey! That was two years ago. Mickie actually is different. Don't compare her to Alicia."

Maria's eyes widened. "Oh, no. No no no no no. You aren't actually thinking of dating one of my friends, are you?"

"Pfft. Of course not."

"Yes you are."

I hung my head. "Yeah."

"Fine, but if it doesn't end well, I am not getting in the middle of your fights."

I looked at her, confused. "You're not mad? Last time I tried to date one of your friends you went all psycho on me."

"No, I'm not mad. It will be funny watching you try to woo her."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, nothing, it's just that every time you try to talk to her she shoots you down."

"No she doesn't!"

"Yes she does."

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"Hey, you two! Knock it off!" Mom yelled.

"Sorry, Mom!" We replied in unison.

"Well, you better get ready for Friday because she and her sisters are coming over with the rest of the girls after the game." Maria said with a smirk.

I grinned. "I'll bet you five bucks that I can get a kiss out of her before she leaves on Saturday."

"Deal. Easiest five bucks I've ever made."

"No it won't be!"

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"That's it! Both of you, to your rooms, now!"

"Yes, Mom," we groaned, and walked up the stairs and into our separate rooms.