Lookforthedaltonblazer requested: (Three sentence ficlet): Kurt and Blaine don't remember Disney being this dirty.
"Blaine!" Kurt yelped, shoving his boyfriend off of him and grabbing the remote to the televising, rewinding it with a frown on his face, "I think Aladdin just made a penis joke," he hissed.
Blaine burst out laughing and shook his head. "Oh Kurt come on," he grinned, eyes widening as Kurt pressed play and he heard it…
"Oh my god you're right!" Blaine snapped, the grin faltering from his face, "wh- there's another one. My entire life has been a lie!"