"Edward?" Avery asked, "I once knew an Edward, well I didn't know him in a sense, I mean I did, he was my hammyster you see, a grand spiffy one he was too. But I fed him some whatsits and his little tummy exploded so he died a horrible pain filled death… I have a picture of it that I kept, I mean you never se hamster puking blood do you? So I thought to myself, 'Avery, this is a good and rare picture,' so I took it I kind of regret taking it, I mean it's a gross picture of Eddy's last moments. However, it seems he has been reincarnated into this gorgey lad in front of me so I will now standing here proclaim you as my husbandido Ed-weirdo. Ai'ght?"
Edward stared, this girl was not human, she looked human, she smelt human, but she was just inhuman.
"Avery! What the hell?!" Eliza sad bursting back into the room wearing a sweater and sweats, Avery did not look pleased.
"Not only do you bring some gorgey guy from planet hotties but you get dressed in that to greet him? Sweats? Sweats?! I am ashamed."
Edward's eyes stuck to Eliza, Sweats huh? He thought lightly smiling. "I like sweats." he proclaimed to Avery's sheer shock.
"B-but Eddy we're married remember? Oh right!" Avery spun to Eliza a smile lit on her face she remembered the original point of coming here. "I bare a message of good will and cheesiosity my love. You see, thy lovely mate Sir Joe says the following to his fair maiden. 'We have yet to experience the true pleasures of being humans my house nine o'clock dinner and a' I swear he said it like this, 'ahem shoooow.' Get it? Get it?"
"No, I do not." Eliza replied in a attempt (Failure) at being sarcastic. Avery did not understand and merely smiled.
"Joe, The Joe, wants to take your vir-gin-i-ty."
Kirsten looked like she would kill Avery and Edward was purely astounded with Eliza's so called friend, so Avery merely shrugged stole the tea Kirsten was holing turned around to leave raise the mug above hr head and sad, "Don't shoot the messenger." And with that Avery was gone, with yet another teacup captive.
"Well…" Eliza said awkwardly. Oh god, oh god, oh god! He's going to think I'm a freak now! A freak! A freaky girl with a geeky boyfriend who ants to do that with her!
"Ahem, she was," He paused searching for the right word. "different."
Eliza half-smiled, "Different indeed."
Eliza walked a bit closer o Edward an attempt at being sexy, she was doing good to, until she reached the rug, she vowed to get rid of it right after Edward left, for, she tripped and fell straight on her face. "Owww."