A/N: I was in cooking class, and I was practicing for a test with my friend, and I was answering a question, and I said 'Spaulaifilaficiated?" then my friend asked, 'isn't that a religion? Or maybe that's someone who doesn't eat fish, wait that's (state large word here)" It was funny.
Then, me and my little brother were playing dinosaur, and we were trying to steal each others eggs, and we were supposed to be asleep, so I get up, and sneak over to him, and just as I'm standing over him, he looks up, ready to steal my eggs, and screams like a weird man robot or something. It was so funny.
I then went back over to my nest, and counted to 10 Mississippi, because my little brother did, and like a mirror, we get up at the same time. Then, my brother starts screaming and bagging things out of frustration. LOL! Aaah, I love you, Steve.
Easl: *Talking to self in bathroom, looking into mirror, strangely dress like penguin…* You know I am a sexy penguin.
Inuyasha: What?
Easl: HOLY! Why are you in MY bathroom?
Inuyasha: Why are you talking about sexy penguins?
Easl:… I have a story to write… *runs away quickly*
Inuyasha: WAIT! CHANGE ME BACK INTO A GUY FIRST, DAMMIT!
Chapter 4 or whatever
The Breaking Point
Quote: "I guess I'll go…" - Kagome
"So? Why don't you then?" Ayame began pressuring Kagome.
"Ayame, maybe I don't want to go to a club, with Inuyasha, of all the people in the world." Kagome said.
"But, Kagome, don't you want to get out there? You have never been to a club before, right?" Sango asked.
Well, no. I haven't. Kagome thought. But I only JUST got over Hojo last night, and I don't want to go off and party… Maybe I should though…
"Yo, Kagome." Said an all to familiar voice. Inuyasha.
"Oh, hey, stalker." Kagome said.
"I'm not a stalker!" Inuyasha said to his defense.
Kikyo walked by. "Love quarrels." She giggled.
"WHY YOU!" Inuyasha said, and began to chase her down the hallway.
Kagome sighed. "Oh brother."
In art class, is was chaos. Koga flirting with Kagome, Inuyasha getting jealous, (along with Ayame) Miroku groping Sango, (oh wait that's normal… ish.) and it was 'clay day.'
"JEEZE! CALM DOWN!" Mrs. Millentine finally yelled. "Clay day only comes twice, mess it up, and you'll regret forever." She threatened. The kids got quiet.
Halfway into class, and Inuyasha was being a nuisance. "Kagome, why don't you go?" He pressured.
"FINE! I guess I'll go…" Kagome said, not making eye contact with anyone.
Kikyo pulled Inuyasha aside after school.
"Inuyasha…. I'm…. I'm moving to America." She said, sadly.
"I see." Inuyasha said, also sadly.
"Inuyasha, I…" Kikyo said. She kissed Inuyasha on the cheek. "Bye." She whispered, and walked away into the sunset. "Good luck, with Kagome!" Kikyo called out. Not with his plan to break her heart, but to fall in love again.
Inuyasha knocked on Kagome's door.
A very small boy opened it. "Who're you? Dogman?" He asked.
"Sota, stop bothering him." Kagome's voice came, as she walked towards the door. Inuyasha was so surprised about her outfit.(a/n: You know, I'm to lazy to explain it, it's from the episode of Kagome and Hojo's first date, and the epic hug scene, I didn't feel like making up one. Sorry.)
Kagome walked out. "Kagome, don't forget to call me if something happens!" Her mother called out.
Kagome said goodbye, and pulled Inuyasha away before her mother could go ga-ga over the ears.
"So, how is this club?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know. I've never been there."
Kagome fell over.
"You failed me." She said when she got back up.
The got in Inuyasha's car, a red convertible, (a/n: why is Inuyasha rich in like all the fanfics?)
They made it to the club. Inuyasha cut to the front of the line. "Reservations." He said, holding up tickets. The guard let him in.
There was flashing lights, drunks, music, dancing, and it was very overwhelming.
Kagome didn't know what to think.
"So, Kagome, wanna dance?" Inuyasha asked.
Kagome nodded, almost awkwardly. Inuyasha grabbed her hand, and pulled her onto the dance floor, with all sort of dancing. Inappropriate, or appropriate. It was almost so squished, no one could move. But they could barely.
They began dancing, and laughing. Kagome smiled.
"So, Kagome, what's up with you and Hojo?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome paused. "Nothing." She said, coldly, and walked over to the punch bowl. Bad idea. Kagome got a drink, as Inuyasha hurried over, as fast as he could.
"Kagome, DON'T drink that, I can smell that it's been spiked- to late." Inuyasha said.
Kagome turned around. Hiccupping. She had 3 cups.
"I gatta, tell ya-*hiccup* somethin'," Kagome could barely stand. "You *hiccup* have really nice *hiccup* hair, you know that? *hiccup* One more thing, what's *hiccup* up with the *hiccup* dog ears?" Kagome staggered over to Inuyasha.
"Kagome, your drunk." Inuyasha said.
"NO! I'm not! *cry* Your just invading my personal space! And why do chips taste so good, and yet make my thighs so fat!" She yelled.
"Kagome, your crazy." Inuyasha said.
"I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M JUST CONFUSED!" Kagome yelled, and walked away, bummping into tables, saying 'Excuse me, Mr., pardon me ma'am.'
Inuyasha fallowed her. Oh. My. God. She's on the stage now. He thought.
"This goes out, to ALL my buddies out there!" Kagome said, drowsily. Inuyasha jumped on stage.
"Come on, lets go home now." He said.
"NEVER!" Kagome said, and ran away.
"Kagome! Dammit! Get your ass over here!" Inuyasha said chasing her. He found her sitting at a table.
"I'm a freaking tea pot, short and spout, here is my handle, and here is my other body part, tip me over, and I'll kill you dang-it!" She sang. "I've been working on the rail-road! All freaking day!" The Kagome suddenly passed out, snoring. Inuyasha picked her up, on arm over her, and try carrying her out. It did work.
"Sesshomaru, just get the head ache medicine. I'll call her mom." Inuyasha said. He was arguing with his older brother, now at home.
"How did she get like this?" Sesshomaru asked. "Look, we were at a party, and she got drunk-" Inuyasha tried to say, then was interrupted.
(A/N: Please forgive my language) "Your out with a lot of girls, you man-whore." Sesshomaru said.
"MAY I REMIND YOU, I'VE NEVER KISSED SOMEONE?" Inuyasha said.
"Why, you have." Sesshomaru said. "When you were a baby." Inuyasha fell over. "Not what I ment…" He mumbled.
End of chapter
Next chapter: Acually, I haven't thought that far ahead yet… I have no clue what the next chapter will be about…
a/n: I got bored, so I made the chapter funny.
I haven't thought of another chapter, honestly, so, yeah. Sorry…
Inuyasha: CHANGE ME BACK, DAMMIT!
Easl: NEVER!
Inuyasha: But I have to go to the bathroom and I don't know how!
Easl: Okay.*changes Inuyasha back*
Inuyasha: HURRAY! First go to bathroom, then, kill Miroku... *walks away*
Miroku: Easl, have you seen that girl that strangley resembled Inuyasha?
Easl: Nope.
Miroku: I must keep looking then! *runs away*
Easl: Ha. Fail.