Chapter Three-

Kiryu stormed into the room I was at and said so impolitely that Yuki fainted from that, woke up, and fainted again after hearing what he said. "You're staying in my room. You got it?" Zero turns, "Headmaster, why don't I know her name? Tell me what her name is!" *The sounds of the headmaster being beaten up*

Kaname asks me delicately, "What is your name Sweetie?"

"I can't remember, but I do have good news!"

"What?" Everybody asks at once.

"I do know my name because it is on this translator that is connected to my ear, and the translator says this, 'Farin Dragonborn's translator! It's patented so keep your fuzzy mitts off!' So either I am Farin Dragonborn, changed my name legally to it, or I am a kelpto."

*Kaname motions to pass over the translator* *Hand it over* "I can't read what it says! If I don't know what language it is in, nobody will."

"RERSD ey365801FFL SDFafhsahfWRoehfaHHE8r3hr e q 43y 9q" (What that meant was, 'See what I mean. I don't understand a word you say. Now hand that back to me!)

"I don't know what you are trying to say!" *Kaname gestures this out after saying it* *I gesture 'Gimme my translator!'* *Hands it back to me*

"Thank you. Well, since my memory is a blur, I'm blaming Kaname."

"Why?"

*sigh* "When he asked why I was asking so many questions (Right before you brought me that water Yuki) I freaked out, and literally jumped out of the bed only to hit my head." Pause, "And yes, that does rhyme."

Several weeks later…

"Zero, why is there a large pile of stuffed animal unicorns underneath your bed, and in several of the dresser drawers as well?" I ask.

"What? How did those get there?" He asks.

"That isn't going to fly Zero. You used your lying face and you hesitated before answering, and you sweated and swallowed while saying it. Just admit it; they are your unicorn animals."

"You can't lie to us Zero. I know they are yours, I found them last time I was in your room."

"When were you in my room Kaname?!" yells Kiryu.

"I watch you sleep every night."

"I knew you were a stalker! I bet you stalk young children, and you probably bite them too don't you!"

"I have never bit a child ever!"

I comment, "Why didn't you say 'How dare you accuse me of such things! I would never do something like that!' and the fact you didn't makes me think that you do stalk Zero and small children!"

"YOU know what; I'm leaving, later idiots."

"Bye blood-sucker."

"See you later, Kaname, most likely."