Chapter 4: Oh no! What's up with Sasuke-kun!

AN: Hey gaiz! So I was talking with my girlfriend (ew not in that way, I am 100% straight but I like it when guys kiss so I guess I'm a little bi, lols) anyway we were talking about my story and she said that there should be more problems and that I should be more serious. So I am making this chapter a lot more edgy.

Prepare for some PG-13 stuff here!

Takamoto was dragged into Yamato-sensei's office. Yamato-sensei was shining a flashlight underneath his chin in order to scare poor Takamoto (which worked by the way)

Takamoto was near crying until Yamoto-sensei asked, "Do you want to break up with me?"

Takamoto wiped his nose. "Yes I do. I don't love you anymore, in fact I don't think I ever loved you to begin with. I love that hot bust plant girl Zetsu! She is one my true love!"

Yamato-sensei got really mad, so mad that his face turned red and purple at the same time. He was about to hit takamoto's face when a guard ran in.

"Yamato-sensei! There is trouble in the secret room! You msut come and follow me at once or all that is there shall be and will be forgotten!"

Yamoto-sneseni glared at his young boyfriend and then let out a sigh and followed he guard out of the room.

Takamoto was glad that he wasn't going to get spanked on the face today.

Meanwhile Naruto and Sasuke were making out in the janitor's closet, Sasuke moaning out the words, "Waste of time, waste of time, you are a waste of time."

Until the door opened and a student the boys never seen before opened it. He looked like this

He was so hot that Sasuke stopped mumbling to himself and just stared at the new boy. The boy paid them no attention and just let out a sigh.

"You can't make out in the closet…unless I'm in there too!"

Then all of a suddent the new boy started making out with Sasuke! And Naruto was shocked! And Kiba didn't like it!

Naruto smacked the new boy over and over on the shoulder! "Stop that that is my boyfriend stop kissing him!"

The new boy just tapped Naruto and Naruto went spiraling out of the classroom. This was a tough kid.

Sasuke looked into the new boy's eyes. They were dark and angst and really really hawt dark.

"What is your name?" Sasuke asked while licking the taste of the new boy off his lips.

"I am Kira Takashima, and I'm new here, But I really like you and I think we should become friends."

Sasuke shrugged. "I don't know that seems like a waste of time, and I hate killing time."

Kira stood up. "Well fine be that way! Fucker!" Then Kira stormed off to the soccer field. Sasuke shrugged again and decided to go home. Even though they weren't supposed to leave three hours early but who cares?

Meanwhile Nicodemus was trying to tell Zetsu a funny joke, but she just wassn't getting it. "Niektóre moja stopa jest uwięziony pies jest głodny, a cup of siusiu było balansowanie na mojej głowie"

Zetsu tilted her head cutely as her mighty fleshy mountains jiggled.

"Jak można nie dostać, że boggers było wszystko to cholernie słone!" Shouted Nicodemus.

Zetsu just shook her head and left to go to the bathroom.

Nicodemus let out a sigh and just stared out the window, feeling more alone then ever.

Finally the day was over and everyone got to go home, except for Kiba.

Naruto was walking back to his apartment when he found a hot smoking sad Sasuke sitting on the front porch.

"Sasuke! What's the matter?"

Sasuke looked up and then looked away. "I can't tell you."

"Oh come on you can tell me, we are boyfriend and boyfriend right?"

Sasuke blushed. "Well yeah, but-"

"No butts! Tell me what's wrong or I'll just have to tickle you!"

Sasuke sighed. "I….you just have to keep this a secret okay?"

"Okay I promise."

Sasuke showed NArutro his arm. It was covered with dark gray and purple splotches,

Naruto gasped and touched Sasuke's arm. "Oh no what happened!"

Sasuke looked like he was about to cry, but in a sexy way. "My uncle beats me and I don't know why. He wants me to take over the company even though I don't want to because it would be boring."

Naruto rubbed Sasuke's arm comfortly when he noticed that the splotches were staring to smear. Naruto looked at his fingers and then back at the smear. He put two and two together and said, "Sasuke are those bruises?"

Sasuke stood up fast, slapped Naruto, and ran away crying. Poof he was gone without a trace.

AN: Oh see? We got some secrets going on here, what will the answers be? Just sit back and wait for them!