Tsukiko: I'd just like to let you know that the author of this story doesn't own anything but the script. Not even me.

Asuka: What are you talking about?

Tsukiko: I don't know…

Chapter 4: Who Wants to Be A Person With Lots Of Money

Tsukiko: Well, America, you've voted, and the total result:

With Plot: 0

Without Plot: 0

Bulma: But, wait! That's a tie! There's only one thing to do! We have to play a game to decide! Whoever wants a plot with me, and without one with Tsukiko. (Everyone walks over to Tsukiko)

Tsukiko: Well, how about… Who Wants to Be A Person With Lots Of Money?

Bulma: Okay! (Pulls out a gun) Let's get started! Question One: Name the anime the character Harumi Chono is from.

Tsukiko: Oh, that's easy! Paranoia Agent.

Bulma: What's Paranoia Agent?

Tsukiko: How should I know?

Bulma: Because you just answered the question.

Tsukiko: Oh yeah. Was I right?

Bulma: Yep. Okay. Take the gun. You know what to do.

Tsukiko: I sure do! (Points the gun at Bulma. Punches a wall in her room.) OOOOUUUUCCCHHH! That hurt!

Bulma: Well, I'm bored.

Goku: Burp!

Rei: Disgusting.

Shinji: Well, how about we play Peter Pan? (Bobobo slaps Shinji)

Bobobo: No! But, now that you mention it, I am kinda hungry.

Shinji: What?

Bulma: Let's make snacks!

Shinji: What?

Tsukiko: I'll get the tuna!

Shinji: What are you talking about?

Goku: Hey, Tsukiko, where's you're parent's room?

Tsukiko: At the end of the hallway.

Goku: Thanks.

Asuka: Why did you ask that?

Goku: The Sagi Family is known for it's alcoholic background. They'll have a truckload in their closet.

Asuka: Yeah, right.

Shinji: Whatever. Let's just eat.

Goku: But I'm really thirsty. I'll be right back. (Asuka and Goku go into Tsukiko's parents' room. When they open up the closet, bottles of beer pour out of the closet. Asuka and Goku poke their heads out of the bottles. As Asuka opens her mouth to talk, more pours out over them.)

Goku: Ha! I told you! I SO fing told you!

Asuka: Damn it I hate you Goku.

Chi-Chi: Goku? What are you doing? (When she sees the beer, her pupils grow large) Oh god. It's… so… beautiful… all that goodness…

Goku: Chi-Chi! No!

Chi-Chi: MUST… HAVE… BEER!

Asuka: What's her obsession with beer?

Goku: I'll tell you.

Asuka: Really?

Goku: Next chapter!

So, how much did this chapter stink? Please review.