Authors Note: Shorter Chapter then normal, but hopefully just as entertaining. Review please!
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or it's characters.
Puckasaurus: Rawr! I'm a dinosaur!
MsFutureBroadway: Puck! How did you get the computer? The doctors said you needed sleep, the painkillers are making you loopy.
HeadBitch: Hey, Yentl, what happened to him?
MsFutureBroadway: Just a broken arm. The painkillers he's on is really heavy though. Honestly, how he's spelling correctly is past me.
Puckasaurus: I love you Rachel. Like the Jew code right? We love each other. Jews are awesome. Why isn't everyone Jewish?
MsFutureBroadway: Noah, do you want me to call your mom? You need some sleep.
Puckasaurus: No Rach! Be nice to me. Like don't kill me. Scary Rachel. Rawrrr!
MsFutureBroadway: I'm not going to kill you Noah.
Puckasaurus: Im not Noah! I'm a freaking bad-ass dinosaur named Puckasaurus. My computer say so, and computers don't lie.
MsFutureBroadway: Alright Puckasaurus. Can I ask you to do something for me, for the sake of future Jews everywhere?
Puckasaurus: Of course, Jews have to stick together. Duh!
MsFutureBroadway: This is going to sound really silly, but you have to do it for me and for the Jews and your fellow dinosaurs. You have to crawl up in bed and have a good dream.
Puckasaurus: But Rachel, I thought you loved me? I thought, I thought.
MsFutureBroadway: Go Puck, get to bed!
Puckasaurus: Why isn't anyone else talking? Can't anyone see I'm not sleepy?
MsFutureBroadway: You are sleepy though!
Puckasaurus: Are you sleepy?
MsFutureBroadway: No, I'm over Finn's house, with him, Kurt and Blaine.
Puckasaurus: You were just over here though!
MsFutureBroadway: I thought you had fallen asleep!
Puckasaurus: I'm not sleepy! I took some vitamin D, so I could talk.
MsFutureBroadway: Noah Puckerman! No more! You go to bed right now before I call your mama.
Puckasaurus: Rachieee! Im so happy. Please don't call my mommy, she'll yell at me and I'm hungry.
MsFutureBroadway: Puck, the medicine is making you say and do funny things, your not yourself, and everyone is reading this.
Puckasaurus: Your lying! You and your nasty web of lies and lying liars!
MsFutureBroadway: Noah!
Puckasaurus: Yes?
MsFutureBroadway: I give up on you!
Puckasaurus: FINE! RAWR!
FinnIsCool!: Did anyone else find that conversation extremely weird?
Biebelicious: I did!
HeadCheerio: I got knocked up by THAT?
TechnicolorZebra: Oh My Grilled Cheesus, don't tell me your pregnant again!
HeadCheerio: No! No! No! I was talking about last time!
TechnicolorZebra: Oh, Okay. You had me worried for a minute.
TeenageDream: There is never one dull moment with you lot is there?
MrFabulous: Nope! Not a one!
TechnicolorZebra: And we wouldn't have it any other way!
TeenageDream: Neither would I.
HeadCheerio: Awwe! Blaine, you love us!
TeenageDream: I'm obligated too.
TechnicolorZebra: No! Don't deny it or blame it on Kurt! You love us.
MrFabulous: Blaine may deny it, but I won't. I love you guys. (I'm pretty sure Blaine does too, he just doesn't want to admit it!)
TechnicolorZebra: We love you too, Boo.
HeadBitch: I have grown quite fond of you Lady-face, even if it kills me inside to say. You too Hobbit.
MsFutureBroadway: Me?
HeadBitch: Ew, no. Blaine.
TeenageDream: Thank you Santana. -and it's okay Rachel, I like you.
MsFutureBroadway: Thank you very much, Blaine. Thats two people in this chatroom.
MrFabulous: Who's the second one?
MsFutureBroadway: Jesse likes me.
FinnIsCool!: No! He doesn't! Berry omelet ring any bells?
MsFutureBroadway: Beside that one time, he was never mean to me, and a lot of people can't say that.
FinnIsCool!: What about me? And as we saw above, Puck loves you.
MsFutureBroadway: Pre-New Directions ring any bells?
JesseStJames: Yeah!
MrFabulous: We are not having this argument again! I'll get the door Finn!
FinnIsCool!: Dude, get out of here. Oh and thanks Kurt.
MrFabulous: Uh Rachel, someone is at the door for you. He (I quote) "Has a bone to pick with you, RAWR!"
MsFutureBroadway: How did he get over here? That stupid boy!
BrownEyedAsian: I'm guessing it's Puck and he's still high.
MrFabulous: High as a kite, this is hilarious.
BrownEyedAsian: What's he doing?
MrFabulous: Running around my living room, acting like a dinosaur and refusing to sleep. Oh Grilled Cheesus, he's trying to get his cast and sling off.
FinnIsCool!: Should we help Rachel to get him to calm down?
MrFabulous: Be my guest! Im not getting anywhere near him. High Puck who is also hilarious is also really loud and scary.
TechnicolorZebra: Where are your parents at Kurt?
MrFabulous: Both are out, they won't be back until tomorrow.
HeadBitch: Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: I am! I am!
MrFabulous: No! No!
HeadBitch: I know where Puck keeps his alcohol. Everyone prepared to meet at the Hudmel's in lets say an hour?
BrownEyedAsian: Mike and I are in.
TechnicolorZebra: I'm not missing this party.
SixIsBetterThanThree: Are we invited?
ThreeIsBetterThanSix: We want to come.
HeadBitch: The more the merrier! See you all soon!