Chapter Four: You Have to be F*cking Kidding Me

If you were to ask all of Lima High they would have told you that Santana Lopez was you typical bitchy badass that spent more time trying to get in the girls pants then actual studying. In fact some would even go as far as calling her a dumbass.

What few knew was that Santana actually had the second highest GPA in school, and although she wasn't the type of person to raise her hand in class she still kept up with the teacher. She was determined to get the hell out of Lima and make something out of herself and that meant studying her ass off and taking every AP course available.

This is why she was spending her Sunday studying advanced physics instead of going out with Puck or spending time with one of her many girlfriends.

She was laid back on her couch easily tackling a problem when someone rang her doorbell to her annoyance. She had warned everybody that she would be chilling and if it was her creepy ass neighbor once again asking for sugar while he stared at her tits she was going to start a shit storm.

"Who is it?" She asked slamming her book down and walking towards the door. Very few people knew where she lived and for those who did they knew that Sunday was her day of rest and no one was to bother her or face the threat of bodily harm.

"It's me Sanny" she heard Brittany said. Santana's brow scrunched up in confusion since Brittany rarely if ever was at her place. Shit most of the time they hooked up they did so at the blondes, or at school, or any random public place the blonde liked to go at it.

"Hey babe" the Latina replied opening her door. "What are you doing here?" she asked welcoming the blonde with a kiss.

"Mm" Brittany moaned feeling the Latinas arms wrap around her waist. She wrapped her tan arms around the raven haired girl's neck in response opening her mouth to allow her girlfriends skilled tongue in.

Santana smirked grabbing the blondes tight ass and moving her into her apartment away from any of her noisy neighbors. She couldn't help but moan as one of the dancers hands slipped down and cupped her growing erection.

"Shit" Santana hissed pulling away from Brittany's plump lips. "What has gotten into you?" the Latina asked as the blonde pushed her against the door.

"I just missed you so much" Brittany panted before dropping to her knees and wrestling the blonde's sweats off.

"Well remind me to take more Sundays off" Santana laughed watching the gorgeous blonde make quick work of her sweats and boxers. If she knew that she was going to be receiving a blow job she would have opened her door a lot quicker.

"Sure" Brittany quipped grasping the Latinas thick shaft to said girls enjoyment.

"Fuck Brit" Santana hissed as the blonde sucked on her tip. She leaned back as the blonde switched between licking the long length of her dick and sucking on her tip.

Brittany moaned staring the Latina deep in the eye as she expertly teased the raven haired girls hard dick. She had given Santana hundreds if not thousands of blowjobs and knew exactly what she needed to do to get her to pop. She twisted her hand up and down the veiny shaft sucking the small amounts of precum that was pooling out the Latinas tip.

"Baby please" Santana begged as the blonde continue to tease her dick.

Brittany smirked taking the girls dick in her mouth, but only about two inches. She had learned to deep throat the massive shaft months ago, and if she wanted could get Santana cumming in seconds, but she didn't come here for just a blowjob.

"What the fuck Britt?" Santana asked watching the blonde standup.

"That's what I'm trying to do Sanny?" Brittany cheekily replied quickly stripping out of her clothes. Before the Latina could even blink the blondes gorgeous body was on full display and from what Santana could tell Brittany was more than ready.

"God your beautiful" Santana gasped shamelessly checking the blue eyed girl out. Her large breast and dusky nipples were erect as wetness peaked out between her smooth hairless lips.

Her dick twitched in excitement just looking at the blonde and before she could even control herself she launched herself at the dancer both of them landing on the carpeted floor with their tongues fused together.

Santana made quick work of Brittany's thighs spreading them out wide before plunging her dick deep in the blonde's hot hole both of them moaning out in ecstasy.

"Shit" Santana hissed. "I don't know what's gotten into you baby, but I love it" she added as the blondes muscles contracted around her hard dick massaging her thick shaft as she thrust in and out.

"Shut up San" Brittany growled flipping them over to the Latinas surprise.

"Damn baby" Santana smirked as Brittany began to ride her for all she was worth.

The blondes eyes screwed shit as she worked herself up and down on the raven girls hard pole the Latinas tan dick reaching plunging deep inside her soaked cunt.

"Baby" Santana moaned grasping on the blondes hips as the loud sounds of smacking filled the air. She no longer cared about her calculus homework hell she couldn't even remember the math class she was in with the way Brittany was riding her.

The girl was furiously fucking herself with the Latinas dick and it felt so damn good. The blonde's hot pussy wrapped her hard shaft in slick heat as she worked herself up till just the Latinas tip was buried inside her before crashing down moaning in pleasure as the women's length assaulted her walls and g-spot.

"Oh god!" Brittany yelled as Santana's began to give as good as she was getting her hips meeting the blondes thrust for thrust. Fuck! She has never been this aroused or horny and the feel of Santana was doing crazy things to her. Her muscles spasm as she grew closer to the edge her nerves flaring in ecstasy as the two continue their wild fucking.

"Damn baby" Santana groaned pulling her legs up till they were bent at the knee so she could pound in the blonde harder. She was desperately trying to hold herself off, but with Brittany's pussy working itself up and down as her large tits bounced around it was becoming harder and harder to do.

"I'm almost there!" Brittany screamed her head thrown back as she rode the Latina harder and harder her thighs smacking hard against the Latinas balls in a symphony of ecstasy.

"Fuck B" San groaned leaning up and taking one of the blondes perk nipples in her mouth. Brittany hissed at the contact her arms wrapping themselves in the Latinas long tresses pushing her face deeper in her chest. "Baby please" Santana mumbled.

"Fuck" Brittany murmured bouncing on her dick furiously. "Hold on baby" the blonde growled grabbing on the Latinas hair and pulling her head back before attacking her swollen lips in a wet kiss their tongues battling for dominance as their centers furiously clashed against each other.

Not being able to take it anymore Santana slapped the blonde hard on the ass before flipping over and beating the blonde's insides with her hard dick. She expertly grabbed the blondes leg forcing it on her shoulder before pumping every inch of herself deep inside the blonde smirking in satisfaction as the lither dancer screamed and cursed.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Brittany yelled as she was fucked into oblivion her cunt desperately clenching onto the Latinas large dick as it continued to plow into her.

"That's it baby" Santana growled fucking Brittany through her orgasm. Sweat dripped from her determined brow as she furiously worked her hips the blonde screaming every obscenity in the book at her until she spilled her seed deep inside her hot depths.

"Oh god" Brittany whimpered feeling the Latinas stream of cum shot inside her causing her to orgasm again.

"Mm baby" Santana moaned feeling the melding of their slick juices surrounding her cock. She made sure every drop of her was given before she pulled out the squelching of their centers filling the air.

"Thanks Sanny" Brittany panted as the Latina flopped tirelessly beside her. She peered down amused to find the mixing of their juices pooling outside her cunt. She didn't know what came over her, but damn was she glad it did.

All she wanted to do was come over and tell Santana about the baby not end up on the floor getting fucked by her. But for some odd reason when she Sanny opened the door it was like a monster took over her. A monster whose only objective was to fuck and get fucked and god did she just have one of the best orgasms she's ever hard.

"No, thank you babe" Santana laughed leaning over and kissing the girl. "And as much as I love lying on the hard ground why don't we take this to the shower" she cheekily added her hand grabbing onto one of the blondes breast playing with a taut nipple.

"Mm" Brittany smiled kissing the Latina before pushing her off her breast and making a break for her room.

"Wait for me Brit" Santana whined quickly setting off behind her. Both of them laughed and giggled as they stumbled their way to her room crashing through the door and making their way to the bathroom.

Minutes later both of them were dripping wet as they stood underneath the warm shower head their lips locked in a heated kiss.

"Mm I love your ass" Santana complimented her hands firmly gripping the dancer tight globes.

"And I love your dick" Brittany cheekily replied grasping on the girls shaft and languidly stroking it. Anytime she and Sanny had taken showers together they had spent more time getting dirty then actually getting clean and she was guessing this time would be no different.

"Baby turn around" Santana ordered. The blonde was in charge downstairs and now it was her turn to prove why she was the best.

"Mm Sanny" Brittany groaned as the Latina kicked her legs apart and brushed her dick against her pussy the tip caressing her harden clit.

"That's right baby" Santana smirked slapping the blonde's wet ass as she gently glided her dick against the blondes dripping lips.

"Sanny please" the dancer begged as the Latinas tipped continued to teasingly poke at her clit. She was horny and all she wanted was for the black eyed girl to take her from behind preferably before the water became cold.

"Be patient" Santana cheekily replied as she continued to rub her dick against the blonde's wet lips. It would be so easy for her to just push right in, but she wanted the blonde to beg for her dick.

"Sanny" Brittany whined shivers running through her body every time the Latinas dick brushed against her clit.

"Patience babe" Santana said with a devilish smile. If Brittany knew how to push Santana's buttons then Santana knew just how to push them back.

"Sanny!" Brittany yelled out in frustration. "Please fuck me" she whined as the Latinas tip teasingly poked her clit repeatedly.

"That's all I wanted to hear" Santana smirked grabbing her dick and placing the tip right against the dancers warm entrance. And she would have pushed herself right in and fucked the blonde until the water was ice cold had the doorbell not rung.

"Shit!" Brittany hissed. "Just ignore it" she pleaded pushing her hips back causing the tip of the Latinas dick to slip inside.

"Fine with me" Santana shrugged before slowly pushing all of herself inside until the globes of Brittany's ass brushed against her stomach. "Go away!" Santana yelled as the doorbell began to ring repeatedly.

"Ignore it Sanny!" Brittany pleaded moving back to match the slow thrust of the Latinas.

"So wet" Santana smirked watching Brittany taking in her long dick a trail wetness forming every time she would move away. God was this girl sexy and whoever the idiot was at her door was starting to piss her off.

"Oh San" Brittany moaned.

"Fuck babe I'm sorry!" Santana yelled pulling out of the blonde as the excessive ringing continued

"Wait San" Brittany begged trying to grab the Latina but before she could even turn around the raven haired girl had already climbed out of the shower.

"I'll be back babe" Santana promised grabbing her robe and making her way out the bathroom. "I'm just going to go see whose ass I'm going to be kicking!" she yelled grabbing her robe furiously making her way to the living room.

"Well I guess I'm on my own" Brittany shrugged before slipping her fingers inside herself. If Sanny wasn't going to help her then she was just going to do what she had perfected since the 7th grade.

"Jesus fucks!" Santana screamed marching to the front door. "Somebody better be fucking dying or I'm going to kill someone!" she yelled opening the door ready to give whoever it was a piece of her mind.

"The only person that is about to die is you Santana Lopez!" Rachel screamed attacking the Latina with a fury of swats before she could even realize who it was.

"What?" Santana questioned in surprise trying to move away from the onslaught of hits. "Babe? Rachel? Rachel!? What the fuck is wrong with your?!" she asked once the brunette finally stopped.

"What's wrong is that I'm pregnant you dick!" Rachel yelled to the surprise of the Latina.

"Wait? What?" Santana asked a chilled feeling coursing through her veins. There is no way Rachel was pregnant, and if she was there is no way the baby is hers.

"I'm pregnant!" Rachel yelled. "Do you need me to spell it out for you P-r-e-g-n-a-n-t" she added.

"I know how to spell pregnant Rachel" Santana replied rolling her eyes at the brunette. "But what I don't understand is how you of all people are".

"Well Santana you and I had sex and because you hate to wear condoms I am now pregnant with your spawn" Rachel informed only to be met with the Latinas silence.

"Fuck that!" Santana protested. "There is no way you're pregnant, and if you are its not mine. You're on birth control!" she added.

"Well birth control isn't 100% asshole!" she yelled. "And you're the only person I've ever slept with so of course the baby's yours!"

How dare Santana of all people imply that she sleeps around. Before Santana she hadn't even dared to masturbate let alone have sex with other people. Santana was her only sexual partner and since she proudly sported the equipment that was needed to get pregnant there was no doubt that the baby wasn't hers.

"Shit!" Santana hissed once all the pieces came together. Sure she had a penchant to not use condoms, but Rachel was on birth control so she didn't think it mattered. Fuck! Her parents were going to kill. Fuck! She just spent the last hour having sex with Brittany who was still in her shower doing god knows what. "Look you have to go!" she hurriedly said trying to push the brunette towards the door.

"Excuse me?!" Rachel questioned in shock. How dare Santana try to kick her out after learning that she's about to be parent. "Did you just hear what I said?" the brunette questioned pulling away from Santana. There is no way she was going to be pushed out like some trash.

"Yes Rachel I did" Santana sighed. "But I'm a little busy so you need to go" she added desperately trying to push the girl out but the brunette refused to budge.

"You have to be fucking kidding me?" the brunette humorlessly laughed. "I came all the way across town to tell you I'm pregnant and you're 'busy'?" Rachel questioned in shock.

"Wait Man-hand's is pregnant?!"

AN: Sorry for the lateness