A/N: Hey guys, I'm back! Thanks again to everyone who reviewed/favourited/followed this story.
Apollo: WOOT! THANKS! NOW I CAN PLAN WORLD DENOMINATION! MWAHAHAHA! What d'ya think of my brand new haiku, which took me like 2 seconds ;)
I am the coolest god
I rule at everything
Everyone else sucks
(396 gods and goddesses dislike this)
Paul Blofis: Does anyone know where my stepson Percy is?
Sally Jackson: We really need him for the funeral.
Chiron: Yes, he's on his way.
(Paul Blofis and Sally Jackson like this)
Paul Blofis: Thank you very much, good sir. And to the person who wrote that haiku, your first line has 6 syllables. You also put others down, therefore concluding that you are not a gentleman. And your grammar is terrible. You tend to use very simple words. Why don't you try expanding your vocabulary?
Apollo: I'M A GOD! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Athena: LOL! APOLLO! YOU JUST GOT PWND BY A MORTAL! LOL! XD!
(Apollo dislikes this)
Apollo: HEPHAESTUS! WHERE THE !* !?*? HELL ARE YOU?
Hephaestus: Sigh. Language, language. I told you this was just a prototype. It'll take me a few more days to make it completely god-proof.
Apollo: Hmm… If I give you a million drachmas, will you have it ready by the end of today? *fingers crossed*. He he...
Hephaestus: Most definitely - as long as you give me those drachmas.
Leo Valdez: Uh… Dad? Could I have a bit of help? I kinda set the Argo II on fire… :S
Apollo: SHUT UP, YOU IMBECILE! YOUR FATHER HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO!
Leo Valdez: :'( *sob, sob*
Annabeth Chase: WTF MOM? YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE CHAT LANGUAGE?
(Percy Jackson, Poseidon, and 1311 surprised others this)
Athena: OF COURSE, HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!
Apollo: Thank you Hephaestus. Here's a haiku I've made in honour of you (I decided to ignore that foolish mortal):
He is epicly cool
He is good at really hard stuff
You rule, Hephaestus!
(Hephaestus likes this)
Orpheus: Dad, pardon me if I'm wrong, but your poem has 6 syllables on the first line, and 8 on the second. And is epicly even a word?
(Apollo dislikes this)
Zeus: Apollo, a word of advice; DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING!
Hephaestus: Hey, where's my drachmas? :S I'm not happy. :'(
Apollo: Can't you read, you old codger *evil smirk*? I did this: *fingers crossed*. B-D
Hephaestus: By Hades, he did! I'll kill you!
Hades: I would LOVE to kill him too, but unfortunately his immortality disagrees. :( AND CAN EVERYONE QUIT USING MY NAME FOR CURSING?
(Aphrodite, Pluto, Leo Valdez and 487 others like this)
Apollo: 'sup guys! What's hanging with the Gods today? Probably about how amazingly awesome I am *smirk*.
Artemis: Brother, you have far too big of an ego. Oh and remember this saying, 'All men are equal – equally useless'.
Zeus: EXCUSE ME? I AM YOUR FATHER! HOW DARE YOU!
Artemis: Er… Sorry father, no disrespect intended. What I mean to say was 'All men are equal – but sun gods aren't'.
Zeus: I'm satisfied.
Blackjack has decided he hates Percy Jackson.
Frank Zhang: Why? Percy's popular with horses.
Blackjack: C'mon, bro! I call him boss, just once, by the slip of the tongue, and you know what he does? HE PUNCHES ME ON THE NOSE!
Annabeth's Hat: I'm sure Annabeth will be disappointed with Percy, isn't that right, honey bun?
(Riptide likes this)
Riptide: Of course, my dear.
Annabeth Chase: WTF HAT? AND PERCY? I THOUGHT I TOLD YA TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER! Sorry… I think I overdid it a bit.
Percy Jackson: Fair enough. I'll try. Just for you. And Riptide, how did you make a OFB account?
Aphrodite: *coos and squeals* AW… THAT'S SO CUTE!
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase agree that:
Gods/Goddesses, objects, and parents are as embarrassing as hell.
(Thalia Grace, Leo Valdez, Jason Grace and 4213 others like this)
The Gods and Goddesses of Olympus: *AHEM* We gods/goddesses all demand that all the foolish demigods who clicked the 'like' button on Perseus Jackson and Annabeth Chase's comment MUST undo it, unless they wish to tell us personally that we suck and want to get grounded in their cabin for the rest of the year.
Thalia Grace: Jason, it's time to go soppy. You know the drill. PLEASE DADDY, DON'T *bawls eyes out*!
Jason Grace: Y-y-yes daddy! I'm scared *shivers and shakes*.
Zeus: Very well then, I believe that punishment is too harsh. Everyone else in favour? OR do you want to rot in the pits of Tartarus?
(All gods/goddesses are too afraid of the pits of Tartarus to dislike this)
Thalia Grace sent a private message to Jason Grace
OMG, little bro! I can't believe dad actually fell for it. Cruel, right?
Thalia.
A/N: ... That last bit might be OOC, I don't know. Constructive Criticism is greatly appreciated. Hope you enjoyed!