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A/N: I wanted to take this opportunity to thank my fiancée for supporting me in all of my pet projects thus far, including this story. No words of gratitude can adequately sum up just how grateful I am for your support not only in my writing, but in my everyday life. I love you Candy! Anyways, also to answer another question no Ghost Nappa will not play a major role in this story but will be a major source of comedy relief; and guys, try not to be too demeaning towards each other in the reviews section. It's not a forum in which to attack fellow reviewers and authors, it's to review the work at hand. I won't name names but I really want whatever happened with the last chapter release to stop. Thank you and as always, enjoy.
== Chapter 4: A Witch, Monkey Boy Jr. and Vampire ==
The Headmaster's Office, the day after the Kurumu incident…
Piccolo growled angrily as he pounded on the door of Mikogami's office repeatedly. The Namek was feeling particularly in a bad mood that day and was not going to tolerate anymore nonsense. There was no answer but Piccolo was resolute and pounded at the door again.
"Open this door or I'm destroying it! One way or another you're going to see me whether or not you want to! It's not a choice Mikogami!" Piccolo barked as the door slowly opened up as he heard a grin from inside from the headmaster himself.
"Come in Piccolo. I was expecting you." Mikogami greeted with his usual wide smile. The office was dark as usual and only illuminated somewhat by a group of candles near his desk. "Have a seat Piccolo, take a load off…Those clothes must be…heavy on you."
"I'm going to keep them on, thank you very much. If ever take these off in front of you, then you best be prepared to fight…" Piccolo warned as he stood in front of the headmaster but took a seat to humor him. He felt uncomfortable that the headmaster knew about his secret of wearing weighted clothing for training purposes.
"What's on your mind Demon King?" Mikogami grinned as Piccolo growled.
"The Demon King Piccolo was my father! I am just Piccolo and you would do well to remember that!" He growled but then calmed himself down as he recounted the reason why he was paying Mikogami the visit in the first place. "I'm here to discuss the blood contract you forced me to sign. We're going to restructure that deal right now. So I talk, you listen. I agree to stay here to the end of the year, and I will serve you in some capacity but I determine in what capacity that is. So I hear you need a new gym teacher, and that's fine. But I specialize in martial arts and that's what I'm going to primarily focus on with the youth. Additionally, it seems you also lack staff in your history department so I will teach a history class as well. I have a vast library of knowledge from fusing with Kami long ago before the Cell Games. As well, it appears the Karate Club needs a new sponsor, I will fill that role too."
"But how will you ever be able to teach all of those classes? Surely you cannot be in two places at once…" Mikogami smirked as if he knew what Piccolo's next response was going to be. This also perturbed Piccolo quite a bit. There seemed to be nothing that slipped past this man's eyes.
"You're familiar with the multi-form technique are you not?" Piccolo asked as the headmaster merely grinned back. "Well there's your answer on how I can be in two places at once. As well, I've viewed your student police and I have to say I'm not impressed with how they conduct business."
"It is funny that you should mention them…I am currently enacting a plan that involves them." Mikogami replied as Piccolo's eyes widened.
"Well, be that as it may, you can't go around leaving the school defenseless. I will create a Youkai Academy Special Forces team and they will act under my strict command when the needs demand it. All of this in return for Gohan's assured safety in this school for as long as he is enrolled here and a guarantee that I will be left alone when I am in meditation or training." Piccolo demanded.
"You needn't worry about Gohan. We here at Youkai Academy accept half-humans and witches as our own. I've also watched your former pupil with great interest since his fight with the aliens that landed on earth, Nappa and Vegeta. There is no record of his race; the saiyans they call themselves, right? But I've watched with amazement at his ever growing power and his still great untapped reservoir of potential. He can go far here at Youkai with his great intellect as a scholar and his strength as a warrior. You forget Piccolo, I watched the Cell Games with great interest. I was amazed at how he dispatched of Cell at the end and you sir are no slouch either. You both could be a great asset to this school Piccolo. You ought to consider making a career here." Mikogami smiled widely once again as Piccolo growled.
"Don't push your luck. I'm only here for the duration that's required. I do have the earth to watch after too, I don't have the time to be doing this!" Piccolo yelled and turned around as if to leave. "…I will leave the option open however for as long as Gohan still attends this school."
"Heh, I would have never guessed the son of the Demon King and someone who once had a dark heart himself to be so sentimental towards a boy of a rival." Mikogami subtly teased the Namek as Piccolo growled again. "There would be people that would have vested interests in seeing him no longer alive…"
"You listen here! Gohan is the first friend I ever had and to me, his safety and his life are NON-NEGOTIABLE! He might have grown up, he may be able to take care of himself, but that doesn't preclude me from helping him out when he needs it! If I have to kill you and everyone here to make sure he's safe then I won't hesitate to do so!" Piccolo barked but then slowly regained his composure. "He's the closest thing I've got to a family. After Goku died four years ago, I made a solemn promise to him that I would watch over his son. I will make good on that promise Mikogami, don't test me."
"Very well, you have yourself a new deal, Piccolo. But please try to relax every now and then; it will do your health wonders." Mikogami laughed maniacally as Piccolo turned and walked away.
"Freak." Piccolo thought to himself.
A month had passed since the incident with Kurumu and it was already time for midterms. It took two hours for Gohan while it took everyone else a few more hours. He uncapped his water canteen as he took several big gulps of it. The English, math, science, human history and social sciences parts were a breeze for Gohan as he was made to study hard by his mother and was quite advanced than most in the school; but the monster lessons were pretty tough as he barely had much knowledge in those areas. He looked over down the hallway and noticed how barren and empty it was save for himself and one girl who appeared to be far too young for high school. He looked closer and noticed her short brown hair as her dark brown eyes stared over at the shocked Gohan; but what struck him most of all was her strange witch hat that made her outfit look more like a cosplay outfit than a school uniform. She angrily stuck her tongue out at him as he sighed quietly and rolled his eyes and waited for the rest of the class to finish as he drank the rest of his water. Several hours later everyone was finally done with their midterms and soon the rest of the classes starting trickling out. The results of the midterm evaluations were finally being posted up on the big bulletin board out in the big hallway as students crowded around it to see their ranking and grade.
"Wonder what I got!" A female student yelled out as she struggled to find her ranking on the board.
"DAMN! I FAILED! NOOOO!" One student yelled as he cried on his knees.
Gohan walked up towards the big board and grinned to himself happily as he spotted himself near the top. He had ranked 8th overall amongst all freshman students. Pretty good considering he didn't know much about youkai history and could barely understand the basics of the youkai lessons. He was then interrupted by someone yelling for him.
"Hey! Gohan!" Moka yelled out as she ran almost in what seemed to Gohan to be slow motion as she leapt into his arms and planted a kiss-like bite upon his neck, smiling brightly yet innocently as she pulled away after she had her fill of his blood. "CAPU-CHUUU!"
"Moka Akashiya…so smart, yet so beautiful! I wish I could be her boyfriend!" One of the male students squealed with delight as other male students joined in on the commentary. "But she always hangs around that Gohan! What does she see in that loser anyway?!"
"I don't know about that, I think he's quite cute…Think Gohan would go for a girl like me?" another female student asked. "He's pretty smart and really strong too…He did vanquish Saizou after all…"
Moka heard that last comment as her ears perked up just slightly. She glared at the girl in question as she whistled as if nothing had happened. The pink-haired vampire had no idea why that comment bothered her so much, it wasn't like she liked Gohan in a romantic way…or did she?
"Ahhhhh!" Gohan blurted out as Moka got off of him. Though there was no blood leaking, with all of her biting, she had left marks all over his neck. If he were to go home at that moment, his mother would have gotten the wrong idea about their friendship and would have likely started flipping out as is within her nature to do so.
"I'm sorry Gohan, but it was such a hard midterm exam! I was famished…" Moka sighed quietly as he nervously laughed, rubbing the back of his neck again. Relieved, she smiled once again and spoke out. "So, how did you do on yours Gohan?"
"I'm 8th overall with a GPA of 3.67. Not too shabby on my part, not at all." Gohan grinned as Moka jumped up and down excitedly.
"Wow! You're so amazing Gohan! You're so smart and so strong too!" Moka complimented as Gohan looked down at blushed.
"Aw shucks…" Gohan's face turning a beet red. "I guess it helps when your mom pushes you to study for most of your childhood and makes you listen to knowledge cramming tapes while you sleep, huh? So how did you do on yours?"
"Amazing! And you manage to get yourself strong at the same time too? You're just full of surprises Gohan!" Moka squealed out. "I actually didn't do so badly. I'm 15th overall!"
"Holy crap you're pretty smart too to get to be up that high!" Gohan complimented as it was Moka's turn to blush. Soon the two were leaning in towards each other as they both entered into this sort of trance.
"Moka-san…" Gohan uttered out.
"Gohan-kun…" Moka responded back in kind as they leaned in closer only to be interrupted as the two immediately separated as Kurumu barged right on into their private moment.
"Hey Gohan!" Kurumu screamed out with a wide smile on her face as she leapt up into his arms and began to suffocate Gohan with her rather large breasts. "Did you miss me my destined one?"
"H-h-help me…can't…breathe!" Gohan choked out as he struggled to breathe while being smothered by her chest as Moka angrily tugged onto Gohan's arm. Little did they all know, the little witch girl was standing behind a pillar staring at Moka with admiration and possibly perverse thoughts.
"Stop that! You're going to end up killing him one day by doing that!" Moka yelled out as Kurumu grabbed onto Gohan's other arm.
"Funny I don't see your name on him Moka!" Kurumu yelled back as the two continued their tug of war as Gohan felt himself getting dizzy and fainted dead away.
"Gohan!" Both Moka and Kurumu yelled as Gohan slowly got back up.
"Weeeee…" Gohan muttered out as he was seeing many mini-Icarus' flying around his head. "Icarus…since when were you able to do multi-form? Silly dragon…"
"Icarus? Who's Icarus?" Moka wondered.
With that, Gohan slowly regained his bearings and sighed quietly as he shook his head but then something had caught his attention. A group of three male students seemed to be ganging up on the little witch girl that he had spotted earlier outside of the classroom. They didn't seem to be particularly warm or welcoming towards her in the least.
"Congratulations, Yukari Sendo…" the leader of a group of three students said as they approached the little witch.
"My classmates…" Yukari managed as she turned around nervously.
"As predicted you're number one overall once again. As expected from the genius girl. I guess you didn't skip grades for nothing. But," The leader of the group said but then gave her a sharp, menacingly stare. "…you will suffer if you get too cocky."
"Cocky?" Yukari asked quizzically.
"For example…YOUR ATTIRE LOOKS LIKE COSPLAY!" The leader said, as he turned out to be the class President as another one of his friends looked up and down Yukari.
"Mhm, no matter how you look at it, it's against school rules." One of his friends stated as he laughed.
"But this isn't…" Yukari attempted to explain.
"Seriously as the class President, your existence is a headache to me." The class president continued while Yukari angrily shook her wand, casting a simple but effective spell as three golden wash bins fell upon the heads of the class president and his two friends. All of them fell to the ground but soon got back up as Yukari laughed at their predicament.
"Serves you all right!" Yukari grinned, her wand at the ready once again.
"You! What did you do just now?!" The class president charged up at her, screaming at the top of his lungs as Yukari backed away frightened. His clawed hand approached her as she became unsure of what to do next. "You snobbish little brat! I'm going to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget!"
Gohan had seen enough. If there was one thing he couldn't stand; it was a bully throwing his weight around and towards a little girl no less. His whole life he had fought bullies that had either attempted to take over the earth or wipe out its people. If he didn't step in now that girl could be in serious trouble. With amazing speed Gohan set off, much to the surprise of Moka and Kurumu as they saw Gohan blocking the trio's path to Yukari with his body in a battle-ready position.
"I don't think so…" Gohan coldly stated with anger in his eyes. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
Yukari looked up at her savior and was shocked that he would even step in on her behalf. She had made many enemies within the school due to her childish pranks but it was all a product of the constant bullying the student body seemed to subject her to.
"Don't get me wrong, I appreciate it, but it looks like you're outmatched 3-to-1…" Yukari stated as Gohan looked back and smiled.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. It's these three you ought to be worried about…" Gohan smirked as he turned forwards, the trio now really ticked off that the demi-saiyan would dare interrupt their fun.
"Oh you little prick! So you think you can stick your nose in a class president's business do you? I'm going to have to teach you a lesson as well!" The class president threatened as one of his friends' eyes widened.
"But that guy…He…beat up Saizou Komiya, boss I don't think you should-" He was cut off by the class president.
"I don't care! His insolence angers me greatly!" The class president yelled as he attempted to punch Gohan in the face only to have Gohan dodge it without breaking a sweat and looked back at him.
"I suggest you run." Gohan recommended as he grabbed onto class president's arm tightly, attempting to break it like he did with Saizou's a month prior. Gohan's face lit up with a certain sadistic pleasure as the class president struggled to get loose from his iron grip. "How ironic; when the turns are tied against you; you don't enjoy getting dominated over."
"Let go! Let go of my arm you…you…-" The class president struggled to get the last word out as he tried with all of his might to get free before Gohan could succeed in breaking it in two at the bone.
"Monster? Hardly. You're the heartless monsters for picking on an innocent child!" Gohan angrily replied as his grip only tightened.
"But she always plays these annoying but painful pranks on us! What about that huh?" The class president argued but Gohan's grip showed no signs of letting up.
"Says the person that initiated the bullying. Just pitiful." Gohan let go as the class president fell backwards and in turn knocking back his two friends as he got back up howling in pain. The arm wasn't broken but there was now a large bruise on his right arm.
"You bastard! You can't do that to a class president! We'll make you pay for this punk! I swear on it!" The class president growled as he and his friends ran off in fright. Gohan relaxed his energy level and turned back to the little witch girl.
"Are you okay little girl?" Gohan asked as she took a step backwards. He had displayed only but a small fraction of his infinitesimal power and managed to do some heavy damage to the class president that was also reputed for being quite tough and run off in fright. The half-saiyan saw this as he smiled and laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his head again. "Come on, I won't bite, what's your name little girl?"
"I'm…I'm Yukari Sendo…I'm quite alright, but thank you for saving me from those three…" Yukari looked away as she blushed. "I'm in your class I believe…"
"Funny, I don't think I've ever seen you before up until today, but I guess I don't pay attention all that much." Gohan laughed again as Moka and Kurumu walked over to the two. "But aren't you a bit young to be in high school Yukari?"
"You don't know who she is, Gohan?" Kurumu asked incredulously. "She's the smartest kid in the whole school! She's got the number ranking overall of all freshman…"
"That's right! I didn't skip several grades for nothing." Yukari added.
"But if you ask me though, I think she's a little twerp. All I hear about is how you terrorize the whole school and cause nothing but trouble for everyone. It's no wonder why you have no friends witch girl!" Kurumu derisively attacked as she smirked while Yukari angrily growled.
"At least I didn't get dead last in the academic standings, unlike some people." Yukari lifted her eye at Kurumu and stuck her tongue out.
"You little hellraising b-!" Kurumu screamed as she bore her claws while Moka and Gohan formed sweatdrops behind their head.
"What are you going to do to me you big-boobed bimbo monster?! Smother me to death with your boobs? No wonder why you got dead last in the standings, all the material went to your boobs instead of your air-filled head!" Yukari attacked right back as Kurumu was going in for the attack, only to be struck in the head by a falling golden wash bin. The blue-haired succubus was out cold while Yukari giggled evilly but then looked back towards Gohan and Moka bowed. "I look forward to getting to know you too Moka. I think you're pretty cute…and you too Gohan…especially you! Tee-hee!"
Once again Gohan and Moka were left speechless and looked at one another uncomfortably as more sweatdrops formed. Froze and Yukari passed each other down the hall as he looked at the little girl curiously but then approached Gohan the rest of the group.
"What was that all about?" Froze asked out of curiosity.
"I…really honestly don't know." Gohan replied as he scratched his head, questioning the sequence of events that just took place.
A few hours had passed since that point as Gohan and Froze were getting some late afternoon training in out near the ocean coastline. The sparring session had been quite intense, and something Gohan hadn't experienced in a long time since the battle with Bojack. The half-saiyan and ice-jinn both exchanged a series of punches and kicks at each other but both seemed to dodge them; Froze however seemed to be having a much harder time keeping up with Gohan. He was simply on a level much higher than Froze at the point in time.
"You know it's been a few years since I last had a super intense workout like this one. I sparred with Piccolo on occasion but I made sure they were low intensity so that my mother didn't find out I was out training. You're not bad at all Froze, heh." Gohan grinned to himself as he felt his heart rate rising steadily. His saiyan blood was coming back to the forefront once again. The fight with Saizou was mere child's play but Froze certainly made things more interesting. Froze on the other hand was panting hard; utterly amazed at the speed of Gohan and even more amazing was that Gohan had yet to even use a tenth of his entire power and hadn't transformed yet either.
"You're just as strong as I remembered you to be. I'm impressed, even for someone who hasn't fought in four years." Froze remarked as he readied himself for another round. He charged forward towards Gohan and attempted to land a hard roundhouse kick to the head; only for him to strike a blurry afterimage. Much to his shock, he turned back and saw Gohan waiting for him up in the air with a large smirk on his face as he cupped his hands back towards his hips.
"Masenko…" Gohan was concentrating his ki into this attack as he placed his hands into the air to see what Froze would do in response. A golden orb of energy formed above Gohan as he unleashed the attack that his former sensei Piccolo had taught him during his training before the arrival of the saiyans. "HAAAAAAA!"
"Oh geez he's serious!" Froze panicked but then readied his own energy attack, the Punishing Blaster, and fired a wave of pink energy back to counter Gohan's Masenko. The two struggled as the beams seemed to compete for dominance; however the two beams were intercepted and dissipated as a bright yellow-red corkscrew like beam fired between Gohan and Froze. They looked up and turned to see Gohan's former sensei in the flesh with a grin on his face; his eyes closed.
"You both know what you're doing is technically against school rules, right?" Piccolo smirked as he stared directly at Gohan.
"But sir, we're off school property. That's why we came all the way out here to spar!" Froze said as Piccolo shook his head and looked around himself.
"So it would seem. Gohan, it looks like you lost a step but you still have the power; and you Froze, you're not bad at all. There's still some hope for this sorry world yet." Piccolo commented as he took off his weighted turban and cape, cracking his neck both ways as he grinned and motioned for Froze to attack him. "You, ice-jinn, attack me. Gohan, you sit this one out. School is in session for your little friend…"
"Very well then." Froze bowed but then readied himself in a midair attack stance as Piccolo seized on the moment did a quick dash upwards and immediately kneed Froze in the stomach as he spit saliva all over in the air and soon found himself hurling downwards into the ground after Piccolo smashed his fists into his skull. The impact crater was huge but Gohan remained calm but still couldn't help but flinch painfully as Froze slowly got back up.
"Good, you're much tougher than you let on. I think I'm going to like you a lot kid…" Piccolo smirked as he seemingly disappeared but then reappeared right in front of him and elbowed the poor ice-jinn in the face as he flew back into a tree, smashing out a branch or two. This time Froze took a little longer to get back up and struggled on his knees as Piccolo growled. "Get up! Even Frieza put up more fight against the Future Trunks than you are against me right now."
Hearing his uncle's name made Froze's blood boil as he got back up but his body was in so much pain he had no idea how he was even able to stand up. Immediately he used every ounce of his being to launch a heavy attack against Piccolo. Launching a combination of kicks and punches and finally landed a heavy blow to Piccolo's midsection as the Namekian had his breath knocked out of him and launched a death beam barrage from his finger out of anger but all were deflected away by Piccolo as he placed two fingers near his forehead as it began to spark with energy.
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON…FIRE!" Piccolo screamed as the corkscrew-like energy attack was headed straight for Froze. Gohan looked at this with much interest as Froze hesitated and panicked but then managed to put up an energy barrier between him and Piccolo's attack just barely in time as a large explosion rocked the air. It was then that Moka and Kurumu arrived as part of their search to find out where Gohan had went off too and were amazed to see the fight that was taking place in the air. Piccolo smirked and re-appeared near Froze. "Pretty good kid…but one tiny little problem…hesitation on the field of battle will get you or your friends killed. You best be sure about each battle decision you make…"
Piccolo placed his hand on Froze's shoulder as he grinned but then kneed Froze in the stomach as the ice-jinn fell back to the ground.
"…Or it may be your last. Class dismissed." Piccolo grunted as he landed near Gohan. "It seems your headmaster has given me employment as Chief Security Administrator as well as several teaching spots, and club sponsor…seeing as how there is no bus that will run until the end of the current semester…I may even stay until you graduate kid, I'm starting to like this place a lot…lots of interesting people. See you around school Gohan; stay out of trouble."
Piccolo laughed as he patted Gohan on the back as he walked off back towards the main campus. Immediately the half-saiyan ran to his friend and extended an arm to Froze. The ice-jinn looked up at his friend and coughed out a little blood but took his friend's hand and got back onto his feet while Moka and Kurumu were still in shock from Piccolo's 'crash course'.
"Is your sensei always like this? Hell was he like this to you when he trained you?" Froze inquired as he dusted himself off; looking quite worn out.
"He was much worse to me back then believe it or not. Six months out in the wilderness and another brutal six months of training and you tell me what's worse, that or this short fifteen minute crash course." Gohan remarked as he smiled. "He's really a good guy when you get to know him though. I think he likes you Froze, haha."
"That's precisely when I'm afraid of Gohan…" Froze narrowed his eyes at him but then sighed. "Looks like I got my work cut out for me. Even if I had transformed into my final and true form, I still would have big problems countering Piccolo's attacks. If I want to keep up with Piccolo, let alone you I better train even harder. I'm off, see you all around. Later Gohan."
"Later Froze. Put some IcyHot on that, your butt will hurt less!" Gohan laughed as Froze put up an obscene gesture which only made Gohan laugh harder.
"Just you wait Gohan, can't wait to see you get schooled by your own sensei!" Froze yelled as he disappeared in the distance.
"What a guy, haha." Gohan laughed as Moka and Kurumu struggled to get words out but finally Moka spoke out.
"What…What was that all about? Why did Piccolo do that?" Moka wondered as the three of them walked back onto the campus.
"Well, it looks like Piccolo is trying to prepare me and Froze for something big. He normally isn't like that unless something big is coming up, which kinda worries me. But I hope I'm wrong…" Gohan sighed as he shook his head.
"What could possibly be coming? I mean it's not like there's some major enemy on the horizon or something that's planning to destroy the school and wipe out the student body is there?" Kurumu asked in jest but Gohan shot her a concerned look.
"I don't know, honestly. But generally speaking that's his training mood before any major battle back on earth was coming. Each time, with the Saiyans, the Androids, Cell…the list goes on." Gohan replied as Moka's ears perked up hearing Cell's name as she looked at Gohan curiously as they made their way back past the cemetery. "Ah of course I didn't fight and defeat Cell or anything, no sir! It was all thanks to Mr. Satan!"
Gohan's nervous laughter made Moka wonder about what Piccolo was talking about on the rooftop some time before, but yet she still couldn't piece the whole puzzle together and the biggest obstacle to that was the fact that Gohan still vehemently denied ever fighting Cell, let alone defeating him. She just couldn't understand it at all. All the signs were pointing to the conclusion that the hero of the Cell Games was the same person who she sucked blood from every morning, and yet Gohan's words contradicted those signs. Could it be that he was lying to everyone?
"Maybe he has a good reason for it…" Moka thought to herself as they finally got back to the main area of the campus where Yukari was in yet another confrontation, this time the person who she was embroiled in a heated argument with was a surprise.
"WATCH WHERE YOU FLING YOUR SPELLS AT YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Froze yelled as he favored his side. Only moments earlier Yukari had summoned a pile of golden wash bins on a group of bullying students that had been harassing her before Froze had arrived.
"Serves you right you weird looking alien monster thing! Maybe you should have kept your head up and perhaps you might have been able to avoid it!" Yukari screamed back which only angered the injured Froze even further.
"Oh and this comes from the little girl acting like she's cosplaying at some convention!" Froze shot right back but it was then that Nappa arrived on the scene with his trusty Vegeta puppet. Gohan and Kurumu buried their faces into their palm, both of them sighing at the same time.
"Now, now boys and girls! Can't we all get along?" Nappa grinned as both Yukari and Froze stared at him like he was the biggest moron on the planet at that moment. "Awww come on guys! Don't leave me hanging now, can't you two just kiss and make up?"
"NO!" Froze and Yukari both yelled in unison while Nappa smiled and turned to puppet Vegeta. The whole scene was ridiculous as it was somewhat disturbing as they all viewed a large, bald, and quite dead saiyan warrior imitate Vegeta through a puppet that he had sown together himself; except for the fact that puppet Vegeta had lost one of its button eyes at some point.
"What's…going on here?" Gohan asked as Moka sighed quietly as she shook her head.
"Now, now children. Watch closely Vegeta! The first step to sorting out your problem is healthy communication-" Nappa spoke out but was interrupted. Froze immediately threw a devastating punch only for it to go right through Nappa's ghostly form but created a huge impact crater in the concrete. "That was very rude! I was TALKING TO VEGETA!"
Nappa prepared an attack of his own as a lightning aura began to surround his body but then a golden wash bin rained down upon Nappa's wrist as he looked over to Yukari as she stepped back in slight fear.
"Ahhh…bitch please!" Nappa shouted as he stood there favoring his left wrist. It was then that Ms. Nekonome came out to ease the volatility of the situation.
"Professor Nappa! I do believe you've been summoned to the Headmaster's office. You ought to get a move on." She said with her usual cheeriness.
"Awww, but do I really have to? Damn, I never get to have any fun here…Hey Vegeta, you wanna go to Dairy Queen afterwards?" Nappa spoke to his puppet. "Shut it Nappa…oh just take me to the damn queen Nappa."
The display confounded everyone that was still watching and disturbed Gohan and the gang to new levels. At this point, there wasn't a single person left in Youkai Academy that didn't think Nappa had a few screws loose in his head.
"Yay! This looks like the start to a beautiful friendship!" Nappa happily skipped along as he continued to talk with his inanimate Vegeta puppet until they finally disappeared in the distance.
"This school just keeps getting weirder and weirder…what's going to happen next?" Gohan exclaimed while Yukari and Froze resumed their previous squabble. The two of them exchanged death glares while Froze readied his finger for a Death Wave attack while yukari readied her wand once more. It was then that Moka decided to intervene and got between the both of them.
"STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!" Moka yelled out as she angrily approached Froze. "You! You ought to know better than to pick a fight with a little girl, a child no less! How shameful! And Yukari, you really need to stop this! You're making more enemies and pretty soon you won't have any friends left! Both of you are acting silly and childish!"
Froze growled as he looked towards Gohan for moral support but Moka also gave a warning glare to Gohan as he smiled and shook his head nervously. Froze growled angrily to his self; wondering just where exactly he had lost control of the situation.
"Stay out of my way witch girl…" Froze warned as he walked away quite infuriated as Yukari stuck her tongue out at him; while Moka shook her head again and sighed. Yukari then smirked as she suddenly got a devious plot within her head.
"Oh…I'll get you back you alien freak…" Yukari thought to herself as she ran off to plan out her next diabolical plot.
"Never a dull a moment eh guys?" Gohan laughed nervously.
"Tell me about it. Though I have to be honest guys, she's quite the annoying little brat…" Kurumu added.
"Kurumu! She's just a little kid, you shouldn't be so harsh on her! Just imagine how she feels being in a school for older students while most of the student body has been nothing but bullies towards her." Moka explained with a slight pout on her face. Kurumu scoffed in disgust.
"Yea, well whatever. With her attitude I don't know how she can even hope to have friends! I don't blame that Froze guy one bit!" Kurumu barked as she too walked away.
"Hey, Gohan…you agree with me don't you?" Moka asked as she clung to his arm while the demi-saiyan blushed.
"Well, yes, I do. I've seen the way the school treats her and I truly feel terrible for her, I really do. If people knew I was half-human, though I'm only half I would bet more people would hate me more than they already do now. But…" Gohan stopped as he looked towards the sky. "She's still got a lot of growing up to do. Yukari is going to find out sooner or later that the world can be quite lonely if you shut the door on everyone."
Moka glanced over at Gohan and then looked down at her shoes, deep in thought.
Froze meanwhile was brooding in the infirmary as the nurse was busily bandaging his wounds and injuries up from his last spar with Piccolo. He wasn't sure what hurt worse, his body or his pride but for right now his body took precedence over his pride. Yukari however was also close by with a voodoo doll in hand. She was about to test it out on Froze when out of seemingly nowhere Kurumu, Moka, and Gohan were close behind.
"Hey you twerp! What are you doing here sneaking around like that?" Kurumu suspiciously eyed Yukari as she quickly hid her voodoo doll underneath her cape.
"None of your business you big-boobed airhead!" Yukari retorted as she ran off as Kurumu growled. The minute she got outside of the building she began to snicker as she looked at Froze. Immediately she pulled the voodoo doll's arm out and watched the comedy unfold before her eyes. "Now to make everyone have doubts about your preferences, hehe…"
Gohan walked in as Froze was getting the last of his bandages wrapped as he grinned.
"Looks like you've seen some better days man." Gohan laughed as Froze narrowed his eyes at his friend. It was then that Froze felt his arm uncontrollably move without intending to and much to his and everyone else's shock (especially Gohan's); his hand landed a hard smack upon Gohan's butt and grabbed onto it hard as Yukari laughed hysterically. Gohan flinched and stepped away from Froze. "Froze! What the hell man?! I mean I like you but I just don't go that way!"
"Hey! What's the big idea touching my Destined One's butt?! That's my job!" Kurumu shouted as Moka felt another sweatdrop forming. Yukari meanwhile was bending the other arm of the voodoo doll as Froze's other hand landed firmly on one of Kurumu's large jiggling breasts and began to grope hard at them. "Eeeeep! Kami! What is wrong with you Froze?! Get your hands off of me!"
"I'm sorry but I honestly don't know what's going on! I can't control any of my movements at all! Did you accidently charm me or something?!" Froze asked as the double groping continued as Gohan attempted to run away.
"No way! I did no such thing you pervert!" Kurumu yelled out.
"Moka! Help me! This feels very sick and weird!" Gohan pleaded as Moka stood by helpless, unsure of what to do.
"Froze! Stop that! Let go of my Gohan's butt now!" Moka screamed but to no avail as Froze was also helpless to stop the groping. The laughter just wouldn't cease as Yukari doubled over and finally let go of the voodoo doll as Froze immediately pulled away in disgust while Gohan and Kurumu stepped away further.
"I feel so…violated…" Gohan remarked as he hid behind Moka and peered over at Froze who was busy washing his hands. It was then that Moka noticed the tip of Yukari's witch hat.
"Yukari!" Moka yelled as all four of them ran outside and caught Yukari in the act with the voodoo doll in hand.
"It…It isn't what it looks like Moka! I can explain!" Yukari panicked as she slowly backed away while Froze angrily stepped forward.
"You little shit! I'm going to teach you once and for all that you can't keep getting away with this kind of mischief against others! You're gonna end up with a lot more enemies than friends, kid!" Froze yelled out as Yukari stuck her tongue out at him as she hid behind Moka's legs.
"I don't need any friends of lower intelligence like you! Besides, I was already alone to begin with!" Yukari screamed back as Froze was taken aback for a second. Taking advantage of this lapse, Yukari quickly summoned three golden wash bins in succession; all three connecting with Froze's head as he fell to the ground while Yukari giggled.
"I tricked you!" Yukari quickly ran off and around the corner of the building as Froze angrily gave chase.
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Froze ran as Kurumu encouraged the ice-jinn but Moka stood in his way.
"Don't you think getting angry at a little kid is going a bit overboard?" Moka asked, refusing to budge from her spot. Froze growled but then very slowly he began to come to a realization of his own. "They say that witches are the connection between humanity and monsters. But because they are part human, monsters view them with mistrust and disdain while witches cannot trust humans due to the centuries of persecution over the ages. The inquisitions and witch hunts of the past have permanently inscribed that mistrust and sealed it with their own blood. Froze, I think you should really see where Yukari is coming from and then you'll see that you both have so much more in common than you originally thought…"
"I guess I never stopped to realize that I became one of the bullies that I despised so much earlier. A lot of people have given me a hard time due to my appearance that's similar to my uncle Frieza…I guess Yukari has it pretty rough too being the youngest kid in a high school. It makes it harder for her to have any friends…" Froze said as he sighed. "Let's go find her guys."
Yukari had continued running until she was sure that she had escaped the wrath of the ice-jinn as she panted and began to laugh once again; taking a seat behind a large white pillar. It was then that class president and his two friends reappeared behind her.
"Well, well…Look at what we have here…" the class president menacingly circled the little witch. He approached closer as he grabbed her by the collar and threw her up against the tree as she winced in pain.
"What…what are you doing?" Yukari asked, now frightened by the three that slowly transformed themselves into their true forms: lizardmen. All three were as grotesque as their dark hearts as they bared their large teeth, their sharp claws, their alligator-like tail, their elongated tongues and their scaled-green skin. Their eyes however, were perhaps their most intimidating feature as they narrowed into slits of yellow orbs as they hungered to kill the witch and in time eat her as well.
"Oh that annoying voice of yours! What a filthy noise! Just shut up little girl!" The class president said as he approached closer. "Such filth like yourself is unfit to be at a school such as ours! NOW DIE!"
Yukari had no choice but to attempt to defend herself as she pulled her pink-heart shaped wand to the ready. Deep down inside however, she knew she was outmatched and the numbers game was going to catch up to her in a big way.
"Our class doesn't need filth like you that smells like piss!" The class rep continued as his group approached closer and closer as she continued backing up until she was nearing a lake. Yukari, knowing that she was possibly nearing the end of her life began to have a flashback from a month prior.
"Our class doesn't need her…What's with the witch?" A female student haughtily remarked as Yukari passed by holding her large bag. "Becoming complacent just because she gets good grades…"
"Our class certainly doesn't need a cocky girl like her." Another one of that student's friends remarked.
"You got that right. After causing so much trouble for everyone, she's going to get abandoned." The female student continued as Yukari began to tear up. She felt genuinely hurt that her classmates had truly felt that way about her. In retaliation, Yukari used a spell that forced all three of their skirts to fall right down while they laughed; until of course they noticed and began to shriek in horror as they realized their panties had been exposed. "What the hell? How did this happen all of the sudden?!"
"Revenge is sweet!" Yukari exclaimed as she giggled and ran off while the other three angrily gave chase.
"That's too much! You really are a despicable witch!" one of the other girls shouted to Yukari.
"I don't want to be friends with you girls anyway!" Yukari stuck her tongue out at them. Soon Yukari came out of her flashback and back into reality as she went silent but her wand still at the ready.
"Why so silent now little girl? Cat got your tongue?!" the class president queried as he laughed maniacally. Yukari began chanting and attempted a powerful spell that would at least buy her some time but instead the class president grabbed the wand by his jaw and bit down hard, shattering it completely and then spitting it back out; much to Yukari's horror. "It tastes like shit…"
"How should we take care of her boss?" One of his friends asked.
"I say we eat her! No one will notice or care in this dense fog…" Another suggested as he grinned as Yukari took another step back but ran completely out of room.
"Good idea…bon appetite guys!" The class president laughed as his large jaw approached Yukari; preparing to shred her into pieces. "Sampling such a filthy brat would be a nice change in tastes!"
"No…No! Please don't!" Yukari screamed as she curled up into a ball, hoping against hope that someone would come and save the day.
"Get away from Yukari-chan!" Moka yelled as she ran up and got between them and the little girl.
"You?" The class president turned and smirked. "No matter, I also have room for a pretty girl on my plate too."
Immediately one of the other lizardmen went in for the kill on Yukari; his tongue extended out but only for a loud shout to interrupt the moment.
"KIENZAN DISC!" Froze shouted out as a pink discus-shaped energy blade appeared in his left palm and threw it with great precision as it sliced right through the lizardman's tongue. The creature cried out in pain as Froze came to the witch's rescue and appeared right in front of Yukari. But much to everyone's disgust, the tongue grew right back.
"But…why…I thought you…hated me…" Yukari asked as she looked up at Froze.
"I'm not going to lie, you acted like a little shit earlier. But you and me, we aren't so different. I know what its like to get bullied around because you're different than everyone else. I'm not going to let these three get away with it." Froze looked back and smiled. It was then that the three lizardmen regrouped and decided to go for the defenseless Moka instead but soon they too were stopped again by none other than Gohan and his amazing blinding speed. He had appeared right in front of the three as he angrily glared at them.
"So it's become painfully clear that you didn't learn your lesson the first time…So allow me to give you a refresher course in manners!" Gohan coldly stated as he began to power up his ki, but again refraining from transforming into his super saiyan state. But there was something much more different this time around. He felt more oddly empowered somehow but he couldn't quite piece together why he was feeling like this. Gohan went back into his fighting stance as he charged forward.
"But Gohan! You can't! Not against three other monsters!" Moka yelled out of worry but Gohan knew better as he smirked. The thirst for battle was coming back; he could feel it his blood. He smirked at the three angry lizardmen and sure enough they all immediately went on the attack against the lone half-saiyan. They came at him in all directions with their claw attacks, kicks, and even bite attacks but the young warrior was just much too fast for them. A smirk went across Gohan's face as he landed a hard punch right to the face of the class president as it sent him flying straight through a tree; pieces of his shattered teeth littering the air. The other two continued to attack but were blown away from the sheer power of Gohan's energy as they too were knocked into the lake. He then assumed his fighting stance once again, eyeing the class president as he slowly got back onto his feet.
"You…you little shit! I don't care if you beat up Saizou Komiya, you're dead!" the lizardman got back up and readied his second attack, foolishly charging at him. Gohan with an almost sublime grace knelt down for just a moment until he quickly rose back up with his fist connecting straight into the gut of the class president as his lizard eyes nearly popped out from their sockets. Gohan watched mercilessly as the creature keeled over onto his side as he coughed out the various contents of his meal from before and more saliva, and even eventually blood began to spill out.
"Pathetic…" Gohan spat as he could feel the ki of the other two lizardmen charging straight at him as he smirked.
"We're going to get you little punk! No one does that to the class president!"
"Yea! You're gonna wish you were never born kid!"
"Well…make my day then…" Gohan stated coldly with a dry laugh as he slowly levitated into the air as the charged at him from behind and with a swift move he kicked both his legs out, driving his feet straight into their necks as their heads snapped back a tiny bit as they hit the ground hard. "I learned that little trick from my uncle Radditz while watching him fight my dad and Piccolo…nifty little truck huh? You guys still think you really have a chance?"
"Wow…such…power…" Froze muttered out. The fight with Saizou was nothing compared to the beatdown that Gohan was inflicting on these three.
"Gohan is so strong! I think I'm definitely in love!" Yukari exclaimed until she was shoved down by Kurumu.
"Not if I have anything to say about it! That strong piece of muscle hunk is my Destined One and none of you can have him!" Kurumu shouted as Yukari angrily pouted.
"And what would a great guy like Gohan want out of a big-boobed airhead like you?" Yukari sharply quipped as she stuck her tongue out at the succubus. However their argument was going to be interrupted as the two that had charged Gohan earlier had yet again gotten back up despite being shown how hopelessly outclassed they were.
"How commendable…You all got back up…too bad your class president is still a mess back there, perhaps you will fare better…but so far I would think not…" Gohan readied himself again as he turned to face those two. The half-saiyan felt completely in control of the battle but soon that feeling was to end as he could sense that the class president was getting back up and going for Moka once again. She was still sealed and thusly could not defend herself properly. Quickly noticing this, he attempted to go down to her rescue but the two that had charged him earlier had him in half-nelsons; rendering him unable to move for the time being as the class president laughed.
"Now you get to watch as I devour your pretty pink-haired flower right in front of your eyes…and there's nothing you can do about it…" The class president smirked as he approached Moka as she backed away. Froze was ready to step in but Gohan yelled as he raised his power level once again that forced the other two to relinquish their grip on the half-saiyan. Enraged, Gohan grabbed the both of them, Gohan threw them both into the ground as he charged downwards to intercept the class president but he was already too close to use a ki blast as that would have caught Moka in the line of fire as well. Quickly he flew in about to land a hard punch but he hadn't expected the lizardmen to be quick enough to move backwards out of the way. Instead, he had grabbed onto Moka's rosary as it pulled right off of her as she looked up at Gohan in shock. Her transformation into Inner Moka had begun and there was no turning back now. Once it was complete she looked over to Gohan with a look of contempt but then smirked at him.
"Dyed hair is against the school rules!" The class president yelled out as he also pointed to her skirt; but he was plainly being ignored. "As is that way too short skirt! You'll pay for your crimes rulebreaker!"
"Is that…Moka's true form?" Yukari whispered quietly to herself as she looked on with shock and awe.
"Well big strong man…long time no see…I see that you've been busy with these three…allow me to demonstrate REAL power." Inner Moka said in her deep, sultry voice that gave Gohan chills, even in his angered state. With such ethereal grace she flipped through the air towards the now fearful class president as she landed a hard roundhouse kick right to his gut, flinging him high into the air. "Do you want to see a neat trick, big man?"
"The legendary S-Class monster…the vampire!" Yukari thought to herself. "But…what is Gohan? He seems so much more…powerful and he hasn't even broken a sweat! What a truly powerful couple…I wonder what it would be like to feel their hot, naked, sweaty bodies rub up against mine…"
Gohan looked on as she flipped herself upside down as she performed a bicycle kick into the class president's back and flung him into the lake as he made a big splash. He had no time to respond as the other two were charging head on at Gohan.
"These lizardmen…they never learn…" With a swift punch he knocked one of them straight into the lake and with his other fist he sent the other into another tree and then eventually watched him fall straight into the lake. "Two holes in one…"
"Actually, since they both ended up in the water trap, it's a four stroke penalty!" Yukari exclaimed as she smiled brightly as the rest of the group fell sideways in disbelief.
"Not bad, Gohan…not bad at all…" Inner Moka coldly stated but then smiled as she replaced her rosary onto her neck and turned back into the sweet, mild-mannered Outer Moka as Gohan was quick to catch her in his arms while Yukari hugged Gohan and Moka.
"I finally know what you are! You're like the boy from that story in class that Ms. Nekonome was telling us about; those dragon pearls?" Yukari exclaimed. "You must be Monkey Boy Jr!"
With that, once again everyone fell on their sides in disbelief.
Another day had passed as they all congregated near Nappa's classroom for their Health and Sex Education course. Moka and Kurumu were both carrying boxes that Nappa had sent them both to retrieve from the nurse's office.
"So I hear that Yukari has been a lot better behaved as of late. She even apologized to the class for her pranks and in turn, the class reflected on their past actions against her. Everyone seems to be getting along much better now…" Kurumu commented to Moka as she smiled and nodded. The two opened up the door to Nappa's class room shocked to see the spectacle before them.
"You've certainly gotten stronger since the last time you and me fought some years ago…" Nappa grinned as he began ruffling through Gohan's spikey, de-shelved hair. What was more disturbing was that Nappa began to moan out. "Has anyone told you that you should pursue a modeling career?"
"I need an adult…" Gohan uttered out uncomfortably as Kurumu and Moka looked on absolutely horrified.
"I AM an adult…" Nappa replied grinning as he got closer to Gohan as the demi-saiyan's eyes widened. It was then that Yukari jumped up and waved her new wand twice as a golden wash bin fell upon Nappa's head. "Bitch…"
Yet another fell upon Nappa's head once more as he fell to the ground.
"…please." Nappa muttured.
"Sick pervert!" Yukari stuck her tongue out at Nappa but then jumped onto Gohan's arms and gave him a light peck on his cheek. "I love you Gohan-kun!"
"Yukari?" Moka asked as both she and Kurumu dropped their boxes on the ground.
"Good afternoon everyone! My class was right by here, so let me play here too!" Yukari explained.
"Play…" Moka softly spoke.
"That's because I love you Moka, but I've also especially fallen in love with Gohan!" Yukari happily exclaimed. "When I saw just how strong and powerful Gohan was, and all of those muscles I felt a very pleasant but naughty feeling from within…In other words, I hope he'll show me the rest of his muscles in a big soft bed with Moka in it as well!"
"But…But! I don't think you're in a position to even say something like that!" Gohan exclaimed as he tried to get her off of him but Yukari's grip was iron tight while Moka and Kurumu's jaws fell to the floor in disbelief that a little kid had such perverse thoughts.
"That's right! He's mine!" Kurumu yelled out as she jumped to Gohan and started a game of tug-of-war with Gohan in the middle.
"Hey you guys! Stop it!" Gohan yelled but to no avail as Moka closed her eyes in annoyance.
"You can't…Yukari…Gohan is mine! All mine!" Moka yelled as she leapt towards Gohan as he froze with fear.
"Moka! Wait! Don't-!" Gohan yelled out but it was too late as she bit her fangs down onto his neck and began to suck his blood.
"CAPU-CHUUUUU!"
"Not this again!" Gohan shouted in utter disbelief.
Meanwhile Piccolo was outside on the roof top, meditating as he growled at the scene that was brewing below him inside.
"Kids…" Piccolo muttered as he went back to his meditation ritual.
Well, Chapter 4 guys, how'd you all like it? I know it's a bit slow but I promise it will start picking up soon after the Freshman Year Friends Arc is over with! As always, please leave a review, constructive criticism, and comments are always appreciated! Thank you for your support and Chapter 5 will be soon underway!