Chapter 4: This Means War

Meanwhile, back in the downtown area in a parking lot there is a South Park police squad car was sitting there, which it was BarBrady and his son Alex were sitting inside the car doing paperwork and watching out for speeders right now. Alex was typing his police reports up on the car's laptop computer while his old man was busy milling through important documents to sign as police chief and slipping on a cup of coffee at that moment. But all sudden, out of nowhere Wayne D had came out of his custom made car after doing doughnuts in front of them and then got the nerve to flips them off once again along with daring them to chase him.

"Oh, look it is the Eminem wannabe he's back… Did he just flip us off, dad?"Alex asked while he was looking at this whole daring spectacle that was taking place in front of them which BarBrady just shook his head with great disbelief.

"Yeah, he did and I think he is daring us to chase after him and you are starting to sounds like your mother." BarBrady replied back that is when he got out of the cruiser which he has his Taser gun out and ready to draw and fire at him if he became he become combative with them or tries to flee from them once again.

"Let get this scumbag before he escapes from us once again." Alex said while looking at his old man at that moment.

"Yo… you fucking damned pigs, let me show you all how we do it in the Grand Auto Theft lifestyle!" Wayne said while he was struggling to run back to his car but thanks to his bagging and sagging jeans that had gone past his knees has greatly help the cops out to catch his ass big time which BarBrady had shot his taser gun off on him which the attached barb into his back as he ran and he has instantly imp up and fell upon the floor which he begins to cry like a big baby as the two officers walks up on him and Alex putted handcuffed on him and read his Miranda rights as he put him in back of the squad car and drive back to the station.

A few minutes later…Back at the station where rest of the cops were there which some of them were sitting at their desks doing their paperwork that is when the chief and Officer McDaniels had arrived with their suspect in their gasp which all of the officers in the room gasped in great shock when they saw their idiotic police chief had caught their number one suspect for them.

"Sir, how the hell did you catch the gangsta wannabe punk?" Yates questioned his chief's surprise capture as he walk up from his desk to where BarBrady and Officer McDaniels placed the dazed Wayne D down in a chair that was by a desk.

"Well Lou he was out of his car and tripped on his sagging pants while he was trying to flee from us." BarBrady answered Yates' question instantly as he took his cap off to wipe the sweat off that had built up on his forehead from running earlier.

"Well sir I seen you that you have the quite best day ever with arresting a lot of people in a very long time since you became the police chief today." Officer Brown said while he was sitting at his desk and also drinking his cup of coffee before heading out on patrol himself.

"Hey! Where the hell I'm at, why the hell that I'm handcuffed to a bench and currently dressed in women's undergarments right now?!" The man that who was still dressed in the sexy red lacy undergarments which he was sitting on a bench to process into the city jail right now. That is when BarBrady had managed to slip away from the crowded scene, which he was leaving the building to meet with someone in secret at that moment.

At that very same time, flash to Cartman's house where the boys were sitting on the sofa busying playing Grand Auto Theft 5 right now which snacks wipes and empty soda cans are thrown on to the floor. All sudden a very pissed Sheila Broflovski came walking in and looks pissed at them after seeing what they are playing at that moment. Which she has the nerve to push on the eject button to grab the disc out and snapped the disc into half in front of the boys who stare at her with wide eyes.

"You kids don't need to play this garage at all." Sheila said as she turned around to look angrily at them.

"Mom, what are you doing…? No!" Kyle screamed out to try to stop her from breaking it but fails big time.

"You bitch!" Cartman said in a whisper and looks pissed which it was his game that she had broken on them and she walk out."Oh, look you guys Kahl's mem is a being a fat stupid ass bitch which this shit always happens once a month…. Well Kahl, you owe 62 dollars to replace my game you fucking JEW rat!?"

"No more Grand Auto Theft for us?" Kenny sadly mumbles due from the parka's hood covering his face.

"Well we can't play Minecraft anymore now because our parents had to ruin it because that whole murder porn fiasco." Stan said.

"Look like your mom wants a war with the town's kids then, Kahl." Cartman said.

"What the hell are you talking about fat ass?" Kyle fires back.

"Or get someone hates Kyle's mom with a passion you guys." Stan replied.

"So who hates Kyle's Mom with a passion beside Cartman?" Kenny mumbles out an answer.

"Oh, I know you does you guys." Cartman answered with a sinister smirk on his face.

Later that very same night at the mayoral mansion in the dimmed TV lit living room where Dylan the red Goth kid and his older brother Zach were in their pjs and playing Grand Auto Theft 5 on the 60 inch flat screen TV that hung on the wall which their aunt was in her home office while she was busy with finalizing and signing city contacts along with other paperwork before heading for bed herself which she has a lot of meetings to attend in the mornings. All sudden the boys came running in there which the mayor angrily looks up from her paperwork when she sees her torn in her ass come walking in at that moment.

"What do you four want now? Let me guess that you have caused more trouble once again and you needed my help to get you four out of it?" McDaniels said with a heavy sigh as she looks at them.

"No, Mayor we have not caused any mischief for once today." Kenny loudly mumbles.

"Uh actually mayor, we are here because Kyle's mother has gone completely insane on her crusade on banning violent video games within town." Stan said while looking at the petite built blue hair mayor.

"Kids, I already know about Mrs. Broflovski's futile video games banning crusade." McDaniels replied while she rises up from her black leather executive chair.

"You do?" All of the boys said in a unison.

"But how you know about it, Mayor?" Kyle asked while he was looking at the seated mayor.

"I'm already turned her petition to bans violent video games down a few days ago, which I'll gladly do again." McDaniels said as he lends back in her chair at that moment." But why do you kids want to see me for?"Which the mayor is instantly questions their motives right now.

"Well mayor let's see that you have a heated rivalry with Mrs. Broflovski going on right now?! Cartman said with a sinister smile that had formed on his heavily plump made up face.

"What?" McDaniels said which her eyes has widens with shock and confusion. "Well I'm do have one with her, that is going on currently?"

"So mayor are you going to help us out?' Stan asked.

"Fine kids I'm will do it...Even through that I think you are a bunch of trouble causing little punks." McDaniels replied while she has a scowling look that formed on her face at that moment.

To Be Continued

Author's Note: On to the final chapter will the mayor and boys will somehow stop Sheila in her tracks, so stay in.