Oh my God!! I am sooooooo sorry to keep you guys waiting for so long. It's just that I have been really busy and all. I am soooo sorry, again. I didn't know it has been over two months since I last updated this story. I hope you all forgive me. I'll try making it up to you guys in the near future. Okay?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any music I will be using in this chapter.

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Minato slammed open Kyubi's doors. He walked in, followed by a worried Kushina. "Okay you fur ball! I have questions and you have answers," he yelled at the Kyubi, who was taking a nap.

Kyubi opened one eye and yawned, showing all of his razor sharp teeth. "Why must you disturb me while I am sleeping for my party later on tonight?" Kyubi asked sleepily. He really hated it when people awake him from his naps.

Minato crossed his arms angrily. He was really pissed at the moment and he had a good reason too. "I was reported that Naruto is acting strangely. He doesn't have a fever or anything. He's acting the opposite of who he really is. What is going on with him?" Minato explained while trying not to yell at the Kyubi. The Kyubi chuckled and that made Minato even madder.

Kyubi looked at Minato and slowly stopped. "I'm sorry, 'My Lord,' but you mere vampires are so dense about us demons. Naruto is in his time of year." Kushina's eyes were as big as plates. She's hoping that what's she's thinking is wrong. Kyubi looked at her and sighed. "Men don't get periods, Kushina and neither do demons. Only seme-to-be demons get this. When seme demons get their time of year, they'll act the opposite of how they usually act," Kyubi tried explaining to Minato and Kushina.

Minato stepped up a little, still a little pissed about earlier at the meeting. "What are you exactly saying?"

Kyubi's right eye twitched in annoyance. "Seriously, these vampires are as dense than Naruto is when I tried telling him this," Kyubi thought. He then chuckled, remembering that day. He then looked at Kushina and Minato, who were both waiting for Kyubi to speak. Kyubi scratched his head to give an example. "Let's see. I have an example for you idiotic vampires. As you know, this happens once a year. You got that part I hope," he said while looking at Kushina and Minato. Kushina smiled sweetly and nodded. Minato nodded, but with some attitude. Kyubi rolled his eyes at Minato and continued, "Here's an example to you both. Naruto is a happy person and is barely perverted towards Sasuke. Now that this came, he's coldhearted and really perverted towards Sasuke. I guess he's just waiting for a good moment to do things to that poor kid."

Minato's eye twitched at what Kyubi just said. He knew that Naruto is a pervert because of his old sensei, Jiraya. But, now Naruto is an even bigger pervert than he already was. "Poor Sasuke. He'll have to live with this all his life," Minato thought to himself, looking down to the ground.

Kushina stepped forward to confront the Kyubi, "How long does this usually take?" When she saw the Kyubi looking quizzical at her, she thought of a better way to ask the Kyubi her question. "I mean, how long does this 'time of year' go for?" she asked while looking at a still quizzical Kyubi.

It took Kyubi a few minutes to actually get what Kushina meant. He then laughed at himself for not getting it right away. Kushina looked at him in confusion. "Sorry about that. I'm laughing at myself for being an idiot for not getting what you just asked me," Kyubi said while still laughing. A minute later, Kyubi looked serious and began thinking. "I would say that Naruto's condition," Kyubi said while making quotes with his claws, "will last about a day or two. Nothing to worry about."

Kushina sighed and smiled her sweet smile. "Yes, it's nothing to worry about."

Minato looked at Kyubi with a serious expression on his face. Kyubi looked at him, also serious. "Orochimaru has escaped the torture chambers and is probably after Naruto for his body or after Sasuke to lure Naruto to him. Either way, Orochimaru is after Naruto again," Minato told Kyubi, his expression never changing.

Kyubi growled threatening to no one in particular. "That asshole will pay for trying to hurt people in his own twisted way. I will kill him with my own claws. No matter what," Kyubi said, saying the last three words in the most threatening ay he can.



Kushina saw the tension between Kyubi and her husband. She decided it was best to go and about the new information that she and Minato gained with Tsunade and Jiraya. "I think it's time we go. Thank you for taking your time from your nap to answer our questions," Kushina said with her usual smile. She then left Kyubi's room while dragging Minato with her.

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"Naruto! You'll make us late for the party! C'mon!" Sasuke screamed while banging on Naruto's door. Sasuke was banging and screaming on Naruto's door for an hour and he still didn't answer. Sasuke was starting to get pissed. Not only is he wearing an ugly dress, but his husband won't answer him. "I will kill him if he doesn't answer in five minutes," Sasuke thought angrily while still banging on Naruto's door.

When Naruto finally answered, Sasuke was about to start PMSing at him, but stopped when he actually saw Naruto. Naruto had on his tuxedo, his hair actually down and not spiked, his shoes where his favorite kind, but in black. But, there was something that caught Sasuke off guard. It was Naruto's demonic vampire form. "What do you want?" Naruto angrily asked Sasuke.

Sasuke was in total shock. The way that Naruto asked the question made Sasuke want to hide in a hole. Naruto never talked to Sasuke like that. Sasuke was so shocked and scared; he didn't even feel anyone's presence behind him. Even if that presence is one hundred times his own size.

"Naruto, we're leaving for the party now. Stop scaring Sasuke and get on," Kyubi told Naruto. Naruto just rolled his eyes and jumped onto Kyubi. The two waited a few minutes for Sasuke to get on. Sasuke didn't move. He was still in shock. And, maybe scared. "Sasuke!"

Just the sound of Kyubi's voice made Sasuke wake from his trance. Sasuke looked up at a curious Kyubi and a pissed of Naruto. Sasuke shook his head and jumped onto Kyubi behind Naruto. "I wonder what's wrong with Naruto," Sasuke asked himself while put his arms around Naruto's waist.

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"We're finally here," Kyubi said in a happy tone. Naruto and Sasuke jumped off of Kyubi. When Sasuke landed, he needed Naruto for support so that he wouldn't fall. He's still getting used to jumping off of Kyubi. Kyubi waited a few minutes for Sasuke to get situated from jumping from his back. When Sasuke was situated, Kyubi turned towards to where his kingdom is. "It's good to finally be back at home," Kyubi said while closing his eyes peacefully. Sasuke even saw the giant fox smile about his home.

Naruto stepped up, not caring about anything. "Let's go. The sooner we are there, the sooner we can leave." With that said, Naruto started walking towards the Demon Kingdom.

Sasuke was overly shocked that Kyubi didn't start yelling at Naruto. "I wonder if Kyubi knows what's wrong with Naruto," Sasuke thought while looking up at Kyubi.

When Sasuke opened his mouth to say something, Kyubi beat him to it. "There is nothing wrong with Naruto. It's a demon thing that happens once a month. I just feel sorry for you," Kyubi told Sasuke. He then started walking to his kingdom, leaving a very quizzical Sasuke behind.

"What does he mean that he feels sorry for me?" Sasuke asked while following Kyubi.

When the three got to the Demon Kingdom, there was no one in sight. Naruto growled, "Why isn't anyone here? Are we being stood up or something?"

Kyubi shrugged, a little sad that no one was there. "I don't know. I haven't been here in a while," Kyubi said while looking around. He then hung his big ears low, "Maybe they all forgot."

Sasuke's eye twitched in annoyance. "They don't know what a surprise party is? That is really sad right there," Sasuke thought while walking beside Kyubi.



Kyubi got back up and turned around. "I think we should go. There is no point in staying," he said while sighing. When he started walking, he heard a snap of a twig. Kyubi turned back around and got ready to attack. The next thing, he would never live it down.

"Surprise!"

Kyubi got scared and jumped. He wasn't expecting a surprise party at all. "Oh my God! You guys did remember!"

Everyone laughed at Kyubi, who got embarrassed of what he just yelled. A demon walked (more like slithered) toward Kyubi and hugged him. "Long time no ssssssee. I thought you forgot about me," the demon snake said in a joking manner.

Kyubi laughed and hugged him back. "It's nice to see you too Hachibi. We should start hanging out again," Kyubi said while laughing. Him and his best friend continued hugging each other for another minute. When the two broke their hug, Kyubi looked and saw almost all his childhood friends. "Hey Schichibi. How's you and Gobi coming along with your 'plan?'" Kyubi asked his seven tailed badger friend.

"We're good. Our plan is almost done. I don't know where Gobi is. She might be burying a bone or something," Schichibi told Kyubi. They both laughed, knowing that that joke always pisses Gobi off.

"What did you say about me, brother?" a female voice boomed out. Kyubi and Schichibi slowly turned their heads to see a pissed of five tailed dog. Her eyes had a hint of kill, but Sasuke saw right through that. He knows what said demon is going through. When him and Itachi were still living in the Human Kingdom, Itachi would sometimes tease Sasuke. Sasuke always wanted to kill Itachi for teasing him, but he also had a few other emotions in him. He had happiness because he knew that his brother loved teasing him 'cause he loved him. Sasuke also felt hurt because he always thought that Itachi hated him in a way. Sasuke looked back at the scene where Gobi is walking threateningly towards Kyubi and Schichibi. "When I get my claws on you both, you'll wish you never made that comment."

"Run for it!" the two friends said in unison and started running for their very lives, Gobi following them.

Naruto walked up and looked at every demon. One of the demons stepped up and smiled at him. "Hello, Naruto. Sorry, but Gaara isn't here. He's out traveling again. Him and his love for traveling."

Naruto hned and continued studying what each demon looked like. Another demon stepped up and looked at Naruto. "So this is the infamous Naruto that Shukaku talks about all the time," the demon said while still studying Naruto. The demon then bowed down to Naruto. "My name is Nibi and as you can tell, I am a two tailed demon. Don't mind the other three dorks. They're just catching up from the old days."

Naruto just cast a dirty look at Nibi and walked away from her. Nibi looked at Shukaku, who shrugged. Most of the demons were having a suspicion of why Naruto was acting weird. Sasuke on the other hand, was starting to get mad at how Naruto was acting. Naruto never acted so cold to anyone before.

Sasuke started to follow Naruto, but was stopped by someone. He looked up to see Shukaku giving him a serious look. Sasuke looked at where Naruto disappeared to and then turned towards the other demons. He then crossed his arms and gave them the most serious look he could muster. "Okay, you all know why Naruto is acting weird, so spill," he said seriously, eye never showing any kindness until he got answers.

Kyubi, Schichibi, and Gobi returned from their chase and looked at each demon curiously at why they were all serious when they returned. Kyubi looked at Sasuke and knew what was going on. "He wants to know doesn't he," Kyubi asked, more like stated though. Schichibi and Gobi finally figured out what was going on and stood next to their friends. Kyubi sighed and sat in front of Sasuke. "Didn't I already have this kind of talk? I hate repeating myself," Kyubi said to himself while thinking of a way to start the conversation.

Sasuke waited patiently for Kyubi to start. Every demon was either looking at Kyubi or at Sasuke, who was starting to nervous under their stare. "Ummm… You can think a little faster you know," Sasuke said a little nervously. He didn't like it when people, let alone 

demons, stare at him endlessly. Unless if he's in front of a big crowd or presenting something, but if its for no apparent reason, it just creeps him out.

"Okay. You know that Naruto isn't acting himself, right?" Kyubi asked Sasuke, trying to start off with a simple question. Sasuke nodded, understanding how Kyubi is starting off. "Well, it seems that he is most definitely a seme-to-be and this kind of thing happens once a year and it lasts for like a day or two. So it's no biggy. All that happens is that Naruto acts the total opposite of how he usually acts. Since he is usually a nice, not cold hearted, and loud, he is now mean, cold hearted, and quiet. Kind of like you," Kyubi explained to Sasuke, hoping he understands better than Naruto's parents.

"Hey! I'm not mean, cold hearted, and quiet!" Sasuke exclaimed to Kyubi. He hated it when Kyubi insulted him for what his family raised him to be.

Kyubi chuckled at Sasuke's reaction, but then remembered one more thing. "Is Naruto perverted towards you or no?" Kyubi asked, knowing that if he was wrong, he's be made fun of.

Sasuke was taken back at the question, but thought about it. "No, not really. Maybe once in a while, but not all the time," Sasuke said while thinking out loud. He then looked at Kyubi, hoping what he is thinking is incorrect and that he'll be able to walk. "Why?"

Kyubi sighed and looked at Sasuke sad fully. "I was afraid of this. I hope you like walking because I have a feeling that you won't be walking for a while. Since Naruto is barely perverted towards you, he will be tonight," Kyubi told Sasuke, trying to add some humor into it. Kyubi then chuckled, "Have fun."

"What are you all talking about?" a voice asked from afar. Everyone turned their heads to see Naruto only a few miles away. Naruto slowly walked towards the demons plus Sasuke. His eyes showed no happiness what-so-ever. "Well?"

Sasuke ran to Naruto in anger. "Why are you so mean?! I understand what Kyubi just told me, but you can at least act a little nicer than this!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto, restraining his arm to punch Naruto in the face.

Naruto looked at Sasuke coldly, studying Sasuke's eyes of any show of fear. It took Naruto a few minutes finally give up since Sasuke had no fear at all. "If Kyubi told you, then why are you asking? This is something I cannot control. It is the way nature goes. Be lucky that this isn't for a week," Naruto coldly answered Sasuke's question.

Nibi stepped up, hoping to break the tension. "Um… How about we start the party. Isn't that why we're all mostly here for?" she said to most of the demons. Everyone shouted and Hachibi got behind the dj booth and started playing some music.

"Let's get this party started!" he shouted while putting getting some music into a playlist.

Let's drop!

Yeah.

C'mon.

Shake It. Shake It.

Every demon started dancing as soon as Shake It started. Kyubi and Schichibi were doing some kind of weird dance that made all the other demons cheer them on. The cheers made them go crazier and faster.

Sasuke looked back at the party and then back at Naruto. Sasuke then smiled at Naruto and held his hand out for Naruto. "C'mon. Let's go and have fun."

Naruto looked at Sasuke and then his hand and then back at Sasuke. He then smiled; more like smirked really, at Sasuke and took Sasuke's. "Yeah. Let's go have fun. This kind of party only happens once every 1,000 years," Naruto said, his smile/smirk never leaving. Sasuke's smile became wider and then the two walked to the party.

But, little did Sasuke know. He was gonna get it when he got home.

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Okay. I am sorry once again. I never knew it was over two months since I updated this story. It's just that I need some motivation on writing this story. I know a lot of you hear/see this a lot, but I need reviews. I need to know who is reading. I also need you all to insult me. That's what gets me going too. I'll write down all the insults I get and that'll get me going on writing more and updating faster. Seriously, this works. Well, it works for me in Cross Country, so hopefully it'll work for this too. I need as many reviews as possible just to write the next chapter. Just be nice at the beginning at the review so that way I know you enjoy this story. And if you can guess correctly of what's coming up in the next chapter, I'll write even faster. Does that seem fair? I hope it does. Anyway, I'm sorry again and I hope that this doesn't happen again. Till next chapter. He