A/N

It seems that the site decided to glitch in my third chapter, and I can see where it might cause some confusion. In the scene where Harry and Hermione are talking, she is supposed to say she isn't opposed to sharing. The site decided to change that to a single period, and it hasn't fixed itself no matter how I edit, so hopefully that clarifies, also quite a bit of my formatting is being destroyed.

Chapter 4 – Love, Life, and Hilarious Pranks.

Harry was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. They were both looking as if they wanted to kill him, but it was worth it. Finally they looked at each other and smiled.

"So you think you're funny Harry Potter. Now it's our turn." Hermione says, and with matching evil smiles they jump on him, tickling him. Again he's laughing, but this time against his will as they continue to torture him. Hermione seems to have a particularly evil gleam in her eye as she pulls out her wand a mutters something, and suddenly Harry finds his and legs tied, and him lying in a spread eagle position.

Hermione and Ginny both start giggling.

"Now that he is completely at our command, how should we torture him?" Ginny asks Hermione.

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe we should get naked and go down on each other." She replies.

Harry nearly jumps out of his skin and silently he prays for this incredibly beautiful thing to happen. He does not notice Hermione wink at Ginny.

"I think that's a great idea." Ginny replies and she slowly wraps her arms around Hermione.

At this point Harry starts looking at his body, trying to see if he was killed and sent to heaven.

Harry can feel his pants being strained to the point of ripping as a certain body part of his rises to the occasion.

Hermione slowly leans her head in towards Ginny and closes her eyes. Ginny starts to lean towards her too, they are so close….

"Boo!" They both shout out at the same time, scaring the crap out of Harry.

Harry just pitifully groans, silently willing them to continue. They just laugh.

"It seems Harry is a little… excited." Ginny notes, looking at Harry's waist.

Hermione looks and smiles.

"That looks a little uncomfortable. Maybe we should help him out."

Suddenly a voice is heard from the doorway.

"Maybe you should learn to lock your door, and cast a few wards."

All three of them flinch, and turn to see Tonks standing there, grinning like an idiot.

"Although I must say, you two are positively evil. I most definitely approve."

With that, she walks out the door.

Hermione looks like she wants to die of embarrassment, Ginny is blushing madly, and Harry just wishes they would get back to their previous train of thought.

Unfortunately that won't happen tonight as the ropes are released, letting him move his hands and arms.

He looks at them.

"You may have gotten me tonight. "He pauses as they both smile and laugh. "But I will get you back, rest assured." Both gulp in fright as they see his evil smile, and he walks out.

Hermione quite passionately says a word she has never said before, and Ginny nods her head in agreement.

They don't see him for the rest of the night, and by morning both are on their toes, waiting for anything to happen.

Both are sticking close to each other as they go down the stairs to see Harry sitting at the table, with a breakfast for three set out. They look at him suspiciously.

"Hey beautiful, I just wanted to say great job on the prank. I even made you breakfast for how good it was."

They don't respond, just look at him suspiciously.

They both cast detection spells on the food, but it comes up clean, so they start eating it slowly. There is no conversation; they are too focused on everything around them.

Harry takes his plates to the sink and washes them, then heads up.

"I think I'm going to catch some more sleep. I'm still a little tired. Don't come up and torture me" Harry says with a grin, before walking up the stairs and going to his room.

Hermione and Ginny look at each other.

"We have to find what he's planning" They say simultaneously.

They follow up the stairs slowly, and when they get near his room, they suddenly find themselves tied up in ropes, with their arms pinned to their sides.

Harry appears from behind him.

"What's up girls? Those look a little inconvenient; let's get you to my room.

With that he picks them both up and starts carrying them to his room. When he gets there he casts several privacy spells.

"Hey! Look what I found in my pocket!" Harry exclaims before holding up a feather. Hermione swears under her breath, Harry is about to get payback and she knows it.

Harry starts to take off both of their socks and shoes.

"No use in these, we're going to be here for a while." He smiles playfully again, and with a flick of his wand, the ropes separate and know they are both tied like he was the night earlier.

SEX SCENE DESCRIPTIVE

He takes the feather and walks towards Hermione, lightly dragging the feather along her body as he walks up. She finds the sensation rather pleasant. He leans down and kisses her neck softly, and she moans softly in pleasure. She wonders where he got his skills while he does the same thing to Ginny.

He starts tickling Ginny with the feather, and she can't help but laugh and tries to squirm away, but there is no give in the ropes. He starts rubbing Hermione's leg with one hand while he's tickling Ginny, and the feeling is quite pleasant. She wishes he would rub somewhere a little higher up.

"Hmm… Maybe I should take off your clothes to torture you better." Harry says.

They look at each other. Ginny has a look of embarrassment, and Hermione eagerly hopes he will do just that.

"And where should I start? Maybe shirts would be a good place to start." With that, he took off his shirt.

Hermione could still see the cuts and bruises on his chest and back, but he seems to be ignoring it, so she chooses to do the same. She also noticed Harry seems to be quite defined.

He walks up to her.

"Should I start with you? I bet you wish you shirt was off right now."

Hermione nodded eagerly.

He slowly starts taking off her shirt, making sure his hands make contact with every part of her chest. She moans softly when his hands glaze over her breasts. She tries to stick her chest out to get him to do it again, and he complies, softly cupping her breasts.

"Yes…" Hermione's moan is one of pleasure, and one of anticipation for what is coming.

Harry smiles and starts to slowly suck on her neck, and she moans again.

"Please…"

Harry smiles again.

"Please what Hermione? You should be more specific"

"Please Harry… please take my clothes off and use me..."

Harry nods and unclasps her bra, letting her breasts free from their confinement. He's decided he loves her nipples, and proceeds to show just how much by kissing, nibbling, and sucking on them.

At this point Hermione is moaning louder, and suddenly Harry stops.

He reaches around her waist and firmly grasps her butt, rubbing it and pinching alternately, before taking off her pants, leaving her in just her panties.

Hermione is moaning softly, and her wetness is clear to see, she is practically dripping through her panties.

"Harry… take me…"

"Uh… no. I think its Ginny's turn."

Suddenly the door was being pounded on. In once flick of his wand, they were all dressed, and no one looked like they had been doing untoward. The door was opened and Remus was standing there.

"What's up Moony?"

"We need to talk pup, can you ladies go somewhere private?" Remus asked.

Hermione and Ginny walk out, and Moony casts a few quick skills.

"Pup, it's about a will left by Sirius."

Harry looks down, saddened by the memory of Sirius.

"We need to get to Gringott's ASAP for the will to still be in effect, and I want just you and I to be there. It will be an extremely private moment, and Sirius will tell you some things that will shake your view of the world. It needs to be private, and Padfoot asked me to be there when it happened."

Harry just nods, and they walk down to the fireplace, ignoring everyone else.

"Diagon Alley" He says, and they are off.

They walk to Gringotts, where they see Griphook waiting.

"Hello Griphook, how are you?" Harry asks.

Griphook is surprised. Generally wizards treat sub-human species like shit, and politeness is never used.

"I am fine Mr. Potter. Would you like to proceed with the execution of one Sirius Black's will?" He asks.

Harry nods, and they proceed to a room that is very dark, with no windows, and only one door.

A goblin speaks up, hidden somewhere in the room.

"This message was left by one Sirius Black, to be given to Harry James Potter, and Remus John Lupin, to be read on the execution of his will."

"Moony and Mini-Prongs, if you are hearing this, I am dead. I can assure you both that if I am, I went down fighting, and am damn proud to do so. If one of you were with me, then my dying moments were happy. I want you both to be happy for me. My life, as you know, wasn't the happiest. If I am dead, I am finally with Prongs and Lilly, and I can be with my friends. Harry, I need to tell you some things.

First off, remember you are your own man. No matter what Albus says, you are your own man. You can choose to fight, or you can choose to run. But it will always be your choice.

Secondly, do not care what other people think. I know you are scared of going dark, but it will never happen. If you have to personally kill every death eater, do it. You must not be afraid to kill, because those fighting you will kill you without a second thought.

Thirdly, be careful of your friends. You must always remember that some people will do anything for cash if they are poor. Hermione you have nothing to fear, she would stand by your side against everything.

I know this will come as a shock, and you might even hate me for it, but it must be said. Ron and Ginny are both leeching off you for money. Everyone can see it, but no one wants to say anything. Put them through a test, test their loyalty, but be careful. Once a man does one thing for money, he will do anything for money. Always remember that.

And finally, remember, I will always love you."

Harry was shocked at what had been said, and he could feel the tears threatening to overwhelm him. He had always known about Ron and Ginny, but he had ignored it. They were the first ones to treat him fairly.

"And now for the execution of the will.

Harry James Potter receives: 12 Grimmauld place, 2 million galleons, and emancipation.

Hermione Jane Granger receives: Access to the Black library, and 500 thousand galleons.

Fred and George Weasley receive: 250 thousand galleons each, and the knowledge of the Marauders."

With that, Griphook leads them out back onto Diagon Alley.

"Good day, you will be receiving the emancipation papers soon."

Remus leads Harry to a small pub, and they both sit down.

"Pup, we need to talk. Sirius has asked me to explain some things to you, and I want you to understand them tonight."

Harry nods. "I guess I can try to take in more."

"Harry, I do not like the way Dumbledore has been raising you in fighting. Has he ever taught you ways to kill or maim?"

Harry shakes his head.

"What the hell was that old man thinking? You are unprepared for a real fight; I'm surprised you haven't been killed by now. Probably sacrificing you for 'the greater good'. Come on, we're going to train for real."

Harry nods, and they start on their journey. They walk to the fireplace and take some floo powder.

Remus turns to Harry

"I'm going to go in first. When you step in, say 'Oblivion Anvil' and we will be on our way."

"Alright" Harry says.

Remus walks to the fireplace and steps in.

"Oblivion Anvil" He says, and he is gone.

Harry steps in.

"Oblivion Anvil" He shouts clearly, and he feels the familiar tug of the floo, right before he is deposited in a bright, large area. He see's Remus stood to the side, wand out and ready, so he decides to get his out as well.

"Good" Remus comments. "You took stock of the situation, and took precautions."

"We are going to learn to work in a pair, and later, you will learn to work as your own. For now, lets practice clearing unknown rooms of any dark creatures or wizards."

Harry looks around, and he is in a large room with a door on the far end of the room.

Remus starts up again.

"I will kick the door open, and immediately you step in and check the immediate right of the doorway, along the close wall. I will check the left, and we sweep inwards in an overlapping pattern to ensure nothing is in the room."

Harry nods, and Remus sets himself just in front of the door. Harry takes his position and nods again, and Remus kicks the door open. Harry steps in and looks immediately right. He checks his side of the room, and seeing it empty nods.

"It's clear."

"Good, now, we repeat the process until the entire house is cleared."

They do, and Harry finds himself in a mild fight as a dementor stalks after him when he opens one door.

"Expecto Patronum!" He yells, and his Stag is summoned, but it does not seem to affect the dementor.

"Riddikulus"

The dementor tripped and fell over its feet, its cloak tying around itself and turning a bright pink. Harry starts laughing, and the boggart is dismissed.

"Good." Harry hears from behind him, and he seems Moony.

"Good job, and quick thinking."

Finally, the mansion is cleared.

"Get some sleep Mini-Prongs, tomorrow we train."

Remus advises him.