And finally, you guys get to meet Aikawa, Isaka and Toudou. (Does anyone else think his name sounds like a Pokémon?)

The morning started out as usual. Aka, Misaki was sexually harassed and eventually pulled into bed with Akihiko, who was now less afraid of "The Japanese Red Ring Of Death." Unfortunately.

But luckily he was saved by Aikawa walking in on them.

"Hey, Romeo!" she snapped, putting one hand on her waist, "You gonna finish your book or do I gotta bitch slap your boy a couple times, eh?"

"Okay, I don't want to sound rude, but who the hell are you?" Misaki asked, trying to escape from Akihiko's grip.

"You don't know me? Come on, Misaki, we talk on the phone all the time. I leave brownies for you. How can you forget me?"

"It's okay, Misaki. She's just a slightly important side-character."

"Who are you calling a side character? I'm pimp, yo!"

"And for some reason, she thinks she's gangster."

"I am gang-sta." The blonde women argued. "Now, you hand up the manuscript or I get my boy Isaka here to cap yo."

Akihiko laughed openly at Isaka, standing in the doorway. He was drooling everywhere and was currently high as a kite.

"Okay, you know what? I've had enough yaoi-anime adventures for this morning. I'm going to school." Misaki said, rushing out the door.

"Does this mean I can eat him?"

"No, Isaka. Now shut up and look sexy or something."

If Misaki actually thought school would be an escape, he was wrong. Instead he can face to face with the new kid, Toudou, who believed they were best friends.

"I don't know you."

"Sure you do. Or at least will. I googled the Junjou Romantica summery. Turns out we're both big fans of The Kan. But sadly, only chicks like that book. So, we eventually start a Facebook club called: Men who read The Kan. But no one ever joins it."

"Oh, that's depressing. I actually liked those books." Misaki grumbled before hiding from his "new super epic best-est friend/ Sumi replacement."

"Hi, Misaki!" Sumi called, smiling in a freaky-stalker kind of way. "Hey, you wanna go to a bar tonight?"

"No, I have to get Takahiro divorced so I can move out of Usami's house."

"Oh, that's nice. Want me to take him off your hands?" Sumi offered, blinking innocently.

"Sorry, don't have time for that drama 'til season 2."

"Alright, have it your way."

And because the airing time is limited, and because it's long and boring; we shall skip to when Misaki gets home.

"Just remember, you're better seen than heard." A certain new side-character told a certain higher then moon character.

"Just you wait! One day, I'll write my own book and I won't mention you at all." He threatened.

Misaki sighed and opened the door. They'd have to leave eventually.

"Oh, hey smexi! I was just about ta…" Aikawa stopped to think for a minute, "oh ya know, steal your boy's car."

"Go for it," Misaki told her.

"You know, I like you. You want some donuts or something."

Akihiko made a rather crude joke then, and got back handed by Aikawa.

"You just got pimp-slapped, fool."

"Whatever, take the manuscript and get out, okay?"

"Fine, I out. Come, Fido… Ah, I mean, Isaka. Ha."

The door slammed behind them and Misaki smiled a little. But, for some odd irrational reason, he could help thinking that Usami and Aikawa must have been very close. After all, not many people could talk to Usami like that!

"So, Aikawa is pretty isn't she?" he asked, as if this were normal conversation.

"Can't you tell?" one of Usami's eye brows raised, "Come on, Misaki, you're supposed to be the straight one here."

"Ugh, never mind. Anyway, you two known each other long?"

"Long enough." He muttered back. What's that supposed to mean!

"Okay, so do you give every person, you just randomly meet on the sidewalk, your house key?"

"She's important to the machines. I'm not sure why yet, but I'm sure they're using her for something."

"Um? Why do you think that? She seems nice and all."

"Forget about her, Misaki! The woman is a beast! She'll swallow you in one bite!"

So… Does that mean… Eww. "Okay, I'll just be going then." Misaki said, only to be tackled. Again. "Usami, stop!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm tired. I had a long day and I'm not in the mood."

"How do you actually feel about me?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I've just been wondering about you're programming. Something seems very off."

"Well, I don't know."

"I… Never mind," Usami then got up and, amazing, left Misaki alone for the night.

-- ((BTW, this is where I start mixing things together so that I don't have spend as time on them in later chapters.))

Misaki came home the next day, wishing he could find someone to be his guinea pig. His class was told to "test out" the new hair dye on someone and bring the pictures back to class as homework.

"Yo, Mizz." Aikawa said from the floor. She was kneeling in front of Usami, looking totally suspicious.

"Um… W.T.F?"

"S.T.F.U home boy." She muttered.

"Um, Usagi…"

"Sorry, I have a meeting." He said, helping Aikawa up. "I'm already running a little late. Anyway, I'll be back in an hour, okay?"

"But… I have important things to bitch about!"

"It's cool, Mizz! I bought yo some muffins."

He sighed, "Thanks, Aikawa. I guess."

"See how I do! I take care of my brothers."

He rolled his eyes as soon as she turned her back.

"I'll see you later," Usami called as they left, Aikawa slapping him on the butt.

Misaki glared at door even after they'd gone, thinking 'I'd tap that.'

"WAIT A MINUTE! What the heck am I thinking!" he slapped his forehead a couple times before sitting down to eat his muffin.

Two hours and a few beers later, Misaki decided, after watching a little TV, to make prank phone calls. To Sumi.

"Hey, this is Aikawa, from Hooters. You're boobs are… ah, I forget…"

"Misaki, is that you?"

"I'm pimping, yo."

"Are you high?"

"No!"

"Have you been drinking?"

"Maybe."

"Okay, what you need to do is come over to my house right away. Don't get in a car, and don't take the subway. Just walk here, okay?"

"Okay," Misaki muttered, hanging up.

That was when Akihiko walked in. "Hey, Misaki."

"I'm sleeping over at Sumi's tonight."

"What?"

"We're using his pet hamster to test hair dye."

"I'm not sure that's legal."

"Whatever. You left me for Aikawa, I'm leaving you for Sumi." Misaki mumbled, staggering toward the door.

"What are you babbling about?"

"You know what! You've been poking Aikawa. Or planning to use me as Takahiro's replace. Or whatever!"

"Huh?"

"Yeah, and know what? I'm not going to be your substitute for Takahiko either! Just leave me alone, and go back to that fake gangster whore."

"Misaki, I think you've been imagining things… Wait! So, you guys do care about me?" Akihiko looked up at the ceiling, then back at Misaki, "The machines they…" he smiled, "You've been jealous, Misaki?"

"Me? No way!"

"Yes way." He said, kissing Misaki's cheek, "It's because you love me."

"Oh shut up, I do not."

Akihiko grinned and carried Misaki back to his room, where he was threatened non-stop about the "Japanese Red Ring of Death" but simply didn't care about it.

--The next morning/BONUS:

"Okay, you really want to know why I gave her a key?"

"No shit."

"Well, you see Aikawa and I have a long history together." Usami smiled, "In fact, the first time I ever robbed a bank it was with her. But that was during High School Cheer Camp, and that's another story. Anyway, she was also the first person, besides my family, I ever told about the machines. And she didn't say I was crazy. Even offered to buy me some speed so I'd write for her company."

"Lovely."

Yeah, I know I mixed like, everything. But like I said before, I was just trying to kill two birds with one stone. In the next chapter we shall meet Haruhiko and Usami-chichi. :p Reviews are welcome! Haha.