Episode 4
"Last time on Total Pony Island." Toad announced.
"Hi, I'm Jimmy." Jimmy interrupts.
"Who the heck are you?" Toad asks confused.
"I'm your new co host." He answered.
"WHAT!? I do not need a co-host. What kind of sick joke is this because I'm seriously about to lose it. Where's bobei?"
"Last time on Total Pony Island." Jimmy explains. "Both of the teams climbed the treacherous mount Toadstone to retrieve the bean for Toad's morning coffee. Rarity sat out for the challenge after having that awful food Toad has been giving them. However, Rainbow Dash and Chrysalis had an epic standstill in the end, but it Pinkie Pie who gave her team invincibility. Since Blueblood was so stuck up and annoying the whole team decided to vote him off. What will happen next time?"
"NO, I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!" Toad cuts him off.
"So what will happen next? And what are the chances Rainbow Dash will dodge another elimination? Also, what is the possibility of me shoving a bomb down Jimmy's throat?" Toad explained.
"No please." He begged. *gags* and *chokes*.
"Find out right now on TOTAL PONY ISLAND!"
Episode 4: Boulder Dashed
"So that's when I told Twilight: Oh it is not that small." Pinkie says.
"No way." Cheese Sandwich said surprised.
"That was until she cried." Pinkie remarks.
Cheese Sandwich: Pinkie Pie is so funny, she and I could form an alliance to make it to the finale.
Twilight: I cannot believe this. On the first day, some ponies actually notice me. Until now, I'm back in the shadows. *sighs*
The parasprites just came in the mess hall looking very tired: except Spike. "That's why we need secure the cabin, that way Rarity will be safe from any strangers. Also, this camp is dangerous, volcanoes everywhere, giant carnivorous monsters, this needs to stop." Spike complained.
"Oh geez." Rainbow Dash weakly said.
"That dragon kept us up all night with his nonstop talking." Gilda complained.
"I can sense the tension and lack of prevision in your group Rainbow Dash." Luna said. "Also, your stress levels are dangerously unbalanced.
"Really!? I'm perfectly fine captain obvious, and perfectly balanced." Rainbow remarks angrily.
In the misfits cabin, "I'm bored." Snails complained. "I wish my friend Snips was here."
"How about we-" Trixie then gets cut off.
"No, I don't wanna any play any board games like battleship or monopoly."
Pinkie suddenly gasps "I LOVE PLAYING MONOPOLY!"
"Me too." Cheese said.
"I wanna play too." Sweetie Belle added. "I call the car."
"You imbecile, everypony knows fillies can't even drive." Trixie said.
"Now that's just racist." Apple Bloom replied.
Somewhere on another part of the island; "No!"
"We're sick of being your slaves." One of the interns said.
"Sí." Another one said.
"We're not sticking around for another season of your sick jokes and twisted challenges." The first one complains.
"Sí."
"We quit, no matter what our contract says we're hijacking your boat and leaving."
"Yeah you treat me like a slave." Bobei argues.
"But you are a slave." Toad said.
"C'mon guys."
Toad chuckles a bit. "They can't leave." Next minute the boat the interns hijacked explodes.
"Um Toad, what just happened?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Well my interns just died, and all my statues are broken, so its time for a challenge." Toad instructs.
"WHAT!?" Discord shockingly said. "I haven't gotten any sleep last night or any food."
"Yeah, none of us hasn't had anything to eat in three days." Fluttershy complains.
"Still don't care." Toad remarks.
"But if we don't have anything decent to eat, then that's not good." Spike insisted. "We need something to eat."
"Yeah, and so does everyone else." Rainbow added.
"Well since my interns died, they just found where I stashed the food on this island." Toad explains.
"Can we have some?" Chrysalis asked.
"Sure." Toad replied
"Thank you."
"IF you win today's challenge." Toad added.
"Seriously!?" Diamond snapped.
Diamond Tiara: I don't know why I agreed to do another season this show. In my opinion, I think being on the same team as those blank flanks without Silver Spoon by my side is the worst. If I even hear another word from Pinkie, Cheese Sandwich, Princess Luna, or especially those blank flanks I gonna stab everypony with a sharp knife.
"So what's the challenge?" Rarity asked.
"First is a bowling challenge, where you will each take turns taking a rock and throwing it the furthest." Toad explains. "The team with the most points gets an advantage in the second challenge."
"Each of you will take turns throwing your smouldering piece of rock into one of five sections." Toad tells the others.
"Uh Toad, don't the Misfits need to sit two ponies out to even the teams." Rainbow Dash suggested.
"Oh right." Toad realized. "Sit two people out guys."
"Apple Bloom and Scootaloo will sit out." Diamond suggested.
"Why me?" Apple Bloom asked.
"In case you don't remember, you're terrible at bowling."
"So why am I also sitting out?" Scootaloo questioned.
"Last time we went bowling, you nearly killed somepony." Apple Bloom whispers to her.
"Fair point."
"Now with that settled let's move onto the challenge." Toad said.
Lazy Transition...
"First off with balls of fire is Discord and Snails." Toad announces. "Ready...Set...HURL!"
With a snap of fingers Discord had his rock on 5, and using magic Snails levitated his rock on column 4.
"Up next we have Fluttershy and Princess Luna." Toad announced.
Fluttershy only managed to get her rock on 1. Princess Luna levitated her rock on the farthest column: 5.
"Okay, so the Misfits are in the lead with 9 and the parasprites only have 6." Toad announces. "Next up is Rarity and Cheese Sandwich."
Rarity used her magic and hurled the rock on column 5, and Cheese Sandwich tossed the rock onto 1.
"This team is doing badly right now." Diamond said.
"Okay next up is Diamond Tiara and Rainbow Dash." Toad announced.
"Watch and learn. You could learn a trick or two." Rainbow Dash suggested. She immediately hurled her rock and rebounded off the back landing on column 4.
"Oh my goodness Rainbow Dash, I'm practically shaking with fear." Diamond said sarcastically. She threw her rock and it also rebounded off the back knocking back Rainbow Dash's rock to column 3, and her rock landed on 5.
"Okay the misfits have 15, and the parasprites are falling behind with 14." Toad announces. "Up next is Gilda and Pinkie Pie."
"I'm up against Stinky Pie, this will be easy." Gilda used all her strength hurling the rock, but rebound off the back and headed for Toad knocking him down.
"Ouch, 0 points for that." Toad responds.
Pinkie just tossed her rock landing on column 2.
"Still better than that griffon, so I not gonna complain." Diamond smirks.
"Next is Applejack and Trixie." Toad continued.
Applejack managed to get her rock on 3. On the other hand, Trixie teleported hers onto column 5.
"Up next is Spike and Twilight? Did she even show up?"
"Toad I'm right here." Twilight responded.
"Guess not."
Twilight used her magic hurling the rock on column 4. Spike barely threw his not landing on any columns.
"You can only throw one rock Spike." Toad calls out.
"I did." Spike responded.
"There's one you just threw, and one in the fourth zone, so neither team gets any points." Toad announces. "Last but not least is Chrysalis and Sweetie Belle, right now its the misfits are in the lead with 22, and the parasprites have 17."
"Ugh, it doesn't matter where my rock lands, we're gonna lose." Chrysalis grunted. She immediately teleported hers on column 5.
"Here goes." Sweetie Belle thought. All she did was lightly kick the rock on column 1.
"And with that set the Killer Misfits win the advantage with 23 points."
"Oh great." Rainbow Dash face-palmed, and then gave Spike an angry glare. "This is all your fault."
"So what's the next challenge?" Scootaloo asks.
"Probably something boring." Rainbow Dash remarks.
"Nice one Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo complimented.
Chrysalis: Hmm. That Rainbow Dash is tricky one, she conniving yet cunning. If she's gonna start pulling troops from the other team well then she's got another thing coming.
"Welcome to the next challenge, for the rest of the day all of you are my servants." Toad announces. "First I want you to fix the statues the interns broke. The Killer Misfits advantage is half of their statue is still intact."
"Wait, so we're all slaves now?" Snails questioned.
"That's right, I can make you do whatever I want."
"No!" Spike said. "There's only one person I'd prefer working with, and that's Rarity."
"Not anymore." Toad replied.
"Somepony do something." Apple Bloom commanded.
"Toad, will you mess with their team?" Diamond Tiara asked.
"Okay then, Discord kiss Rainbow Dash." Toad commanded.
"NO!" They both shouted along with Fluttershy and Scootaloo.
"Why did you say no sport?" Rainbow asked Scootaloo.
"Well if that happens, who knows what Discord would do to you." She answered.
"That's enough. As of now you are all MY slaves now." Toad ordered. " That means anyone who's already a slave tto another camper is no longer their slave for the time being."
"Aww, but being a servant to Rarity is my life." Spike said.
"Can we please just get on with the challenge its getting hot out here." Rarity whined.
"Ok, the first team to assemble my statue wins invincibility, and a delicious dinner of actual food." Toad says. "Your time starts now."
"Ok here's the-"
Applejack cuts off Spike "What we all need is a fearless leader."
"In case you forgot, I am the leader." Rainbow reminded her.
"Well I nominate anypony other than you."
"I nominate Discord." Chrysalis said.
"WHAT!?" Everyone said shockingly.
Discord: Well I knew somepony would see that I'm needed here. Especially the part where I'm not only the team leader, but soon I get to pursue Fluttershy. I will so make it to the final 3.
Chrysalis: Ugh, of course I don't want that lord of chaos as the team leader, but it's all part of my plan don't you worry now.
"Let's get building already." Gilda ordered.
"Ugh that's Toad's butt, oh wait that's only a part of his face." Applejack realized.
Gilda: Oooh burn.
"Guys this so easy, we've got this so start assembling." Diamond said to her team.
"I can help too." Sweetie Belle said.
"No you and the other blank flanks will just collapse the statue. Go wait over there with that purple thing."
"It's ME! Twilight Sparkle." Twilight angrily grunted.
"I can just use my magic to assemble the statue." Trixie suggested.
"Not so fast." Toad interrupts. "Those of you with magic can't use it for this challenge."
"Can we whistle while we work?" Spike asked.
"Let's not do that." Rainbow Dash replied.
"Guys we're nearly done, we're right where the Killer Misfits are. We still have a chance to win this." Chrysalis says.
"As team leader, I say we stop working and have Dashie finish this statue." Discord ordered.
"Um there's two things." Fluttershy interrupts. "First, that wouldn't help anything. Second of all, no pony elected you team leader, Rainbow Dash is technically still the leader."
"See? Even Fluttershy thinks I'm the leader." Rainbow said.
Fluttershy: I don't what the changeling queen is up to with Discord, but I have a feeling she's up to something. I've got to keep my eye on both of them.
"Ok we just need to-"
"Everyone look they're almost done." Gilda said pointing to Misfits.
"I was gonna say that." Spike said.
"Come on it's just one more piece guys." Diamond said.
"Wait! We can put the piece on." Sweetie Belle said.
"For the last time don't help us out."
"Hurry! This is the last piece." Chrysalis said.
"Almost got it." Sweetie struggled. "Got it." Next thing she knew the whole statue collapsed.
"Oops." She chuckled nervously.
"Seriously?" Trixie said angrily.
"Got it." Applejack called out.
"Yes we did it." Rainbow said proudly.
"Congratulations, Screaming Parasprites. You guys aren't the worst team for today." Toad said.
"YES!" Gilda proudly said.
"In the mess hall there's a delicious meal of food waiting for you. Also, you don't have to vote anyone off tonight." Toad explains.
Everyone on the Parasprites cheered for their first victory.
Toad then turns to the Misfits "As for you guys, that was awful and I'll see you all at the campfire ceremony shortly.
Scootaloo was sitting outside her cabin
"Hey kid."
"Oh hi Rainbow Dash."
"Can you do one small favor for me later?"
"Anything for you Rainbow Dash."
Bonfire Ceremony - Killer Misfits
"Okay by the way you all voted it was obviously wanted out. So here we go, since this your first elimination these marshmallows represent-"
"We already know the drill. Just hand out the marshmallows already." Diamond tells Toad.
"Geez keep your tiara on." Toad remarks to Diamond Tiara. "Marshmallows go to..."
"Apple Bloom."
"Cheese Sandwich."
"Pinkie Pie."
"Diamond Tiara."
"Snails."
"Trixie."
"Princess Luna."
"Twilight."
"Yes!" Twilight cheered. "Finally, some recognition."
"Whoever that is." Toad throw the marshmallow on the ground. "Campers the last marshmallow goes to.."
Both Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle gave each other nervous looks being the last two without a marshmallow.
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"Sc-"
"EVERYBODY STOP!" A voice called out.
Everybody on the Killer Misfits gasped at who that was.
"Spike what are doing?" Twilight asked.
"I don't want play this anymore, I want to leave the island."
"You're quitting?" Toad asks surprisingly.
"Yes, but I think my team would be better off without me." Spike replied. "So where's the exit?"
"Right this way." Toad turns back to the Misfits. "Never mind Killer Misfits, all of you are safe tonight."
"Yes!" Sweetie Belle cheered. Diamond Tiara just gave a low growl.
"Well I'm sorry you don't feel needed anymore." Toad says to Spike.
"That's alright." Spike said. "I just knew that-"
"I'm just kidding I don't care about your sob story."
"WAIT!" Two voices called out.
"Oh brother." Toad remarks.
"Spikey Wikey. You didn't tell me you were quitting." Rarity said.
"That's okay, I just realized how strong and independent you are. I just know you can win for us." Spike said.
"We'll miss you." Fluttershy said with a sad expression.
"Just remember to-" That was as far as Spike could say before Toad flung him off the island screaming.
Toad laughs "We are really getting rid of some losers now. Find out what Queen Chrysalis is up to."
"Um, what is she up to anyway?" Fluttershy asked.
"Will my interns ever come back to life? And what do I have in store for the contestants tomorrow? Find out next time on TOTAL PONY ISLAND!" Toad announces before the scene fades to black.
I'm very sorry to any Spike fans, but it was a tough call.
Also, I decided to throw in a reference from 'The Cutie Pox.'
Let me know who you want to win, and what you think of the story.