AN: Thanks again for your reviews and story alerts. This has to be one of my favourite big chorus Disney numbers. Set after 4x05 so Arthur is Aladdin; Merlin and the knights are the Genie and Gwen is the unimpressed Jasmine.

It had been several days since Arthur led his men off to battle against Queen Annis. Camelot was yet to receive any word back on what had happened between the armies. However the people remained optimistic; they knew Arthur would be a good king and no news tended to be good news. If something terrible had happened; they would have heard about it. The people in the town were going about their daily routines; selling things on the market; running errands and children were running around playing. All of this was halted by the sound of loud trumpets and everyone stopped and stared at the sight of five figures- four in chainmail and the fifth in a red jacket, brown trousers and neckerchief- on horseback yelling so loud that everyone could hear them.

"Make way for King Arthur
Say hey! It's King Arthur!"

Merlin leapt off his horse and began running through the crowd. "Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!"

Leon jumped off his horse and followed suit; "Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!"

They all began singing as the crowd parted and Arthur rode up the streets on his horse. "King Arthur! Fabulous he!
Arthur Pendragon
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!"

The crowds did bow and cursty as Arthur passed and Percival leapt off his horse too as he sang.
"Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie."

Elyan also joined in with the singing. "King Arthur!
Mighty is he!
Arthur Pendragon,
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!"

"He faced Morgana and Morgause whose hordes," Merlin commented.

"Were a thousand immortals with swords!" Gwaine boasted.

"Who sent those goons to their lords?" Leon asked.

"Why, King Arthur!" the knights and the crowd chorused. As they made their way towards the castle; the town people began following them. When they reached the grounds; the guards and courtiers stopped in their duties and listened to the song. Inside the castle maids and guards flocked to windows to see and hear it for themselves. One such maid watching out of an open window was Gwen who was watching the action with interest and curiousity.

"He's got seventy-five golden crowns." One woman commented.

"Scarlet cloaks? He's got fifty-three." Her husband added.

"When it comes to the best horses," a little boy said.

"Has he got a zoo?" his friend asked.

"I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie!" The first boy claimed.

The knights and Merlin now turned their attention to the women who were all looking at Arthur with interest. Some were fixing their hair or clothes; others were battling their eyes. It was Merlin who spotted the now-unimpressed Gwen who was still watching from her window.

"King Arthur! Handsome is he, Arthur Pendragon
That physique! How can you speak
Weak at the knees
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your dress and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at King Arthur!"

While they had been taking various women forward; the women themselves had picked up the song and were all voicing their appreciation of the handsome king.

"There's no question King Arthur's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!"

By this stage of the game, Gwen cast her eyes skyward as Arthur played up to the women's flirtations; flexing his muscles and showing off. She was still angry with him for how he'd ended their relationship like it meant nothing to him. However now it seemed as though they had somehow gone back into time and Arthur was the spoilt and arrogant brat of a prince he'd been before. Gwen gave the men one last look before scoffing and returning to her work.

"He's got ninety-five gold jousting trophies." Leon commented.

"He's got the trophies, let's see the trophies." Melrin and Gwaine added.

"And to view them he charges no fee." Elyan added.

"He's generous, so generous." People commented as Arthur reached into his money bag and began throwing coins for the crowds to have.

"He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies," Percival commented.

"Proud to work for him. We bow to his whim love serving him." Merlin and the other servants chorused. Well, Merlin wouldn't say he 'loved' serving Arthur. But there were times when Arthur showed he was a decent person. For example the way he had managed to convince Queen Annis not to go to war for what he had done and managed to ensure no lives were lost was proof that he was a good leader. Aside from that there were times when you could be mistaken for thinking that Merlin and Arthur were friends.

"They're just lousy with loyalty to Arthur! King Arthur!
King Arthur! Amorous he! Arthur Pendragon." The knights chorused.

"Who's heard your sister is a sight lovely to see." Gwaine added to Elyan. Which was true; throughout the whole thing, Arthur had been scanning the crowd for any sign of Guinevere but hadn't spotted her amongst the townspeople. The knights and Merlin continued singing; referring to the crowd as they entered the final verse.

"And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty guards, knights galore
With his servants and maids
Advisors, physicians and more
With his forty councilmen, his cooks, his bakers
Even birds that warble on key
Make way for King Arthur!"

The knights finished and Arthur jumped off his horse and looked at his castle and people. It was good to be home. Arthur reached into his pocket and traced his finger over the small flower he had picked at the roadside. There was just one more thing he had to do first.

AN: Gwen's having some trouble admitting she's in love.