Prompt: Money isn't everything

Is money the most important thing in our life? That's a difficult question. Some people believe that it's true. Others, that there are more important things, like love, effort, love, knowledge, and love. They must have watched some preposterous films when they were younger.

But in reality, money is evil! It's a tool that Winnie the Pooh uses in order to control us! The richest people in the world, they are all Pooh's loyal servants.

Pooh's has realized that subliminal messages in children cartoons only reach young kids, and in order to control the rest of the world Pooh needs to control what people wants. Kids already want honey, that's no problem for Pooh, and people who want love want their stupid films -obviously, Pooh owns all Hollywood. And what does eveybody else want? Money.

There is only a way to escape from his control: go away, far away, in spaceships, to other planets, and live happily there. With communism.

There is no other way.