+ Such a great babysitter +

Summary: What do you do when Kankri leaves you alone with his boyfriends little brother? You play twister. You didn't needs a fucking babysitter anyways… though he does have a great ass…..

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A/U: This ties up Such a Great Babysitter sadly (Not really.) but I had a little bit of fun with this. I guess the whole idea of twister sex (Even though I totally failed at it XP.) made my fan girl senses tingle with excitement. I haven't been able to get to putting up a chapter so yeah that's why I didn't this one up ASAP. I'll be posting a story soon so expect more from me with this next story I might do a couple collaborations with a few friends. So here is the final chapter of Such a Great Babysitter.

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Karkat Vantas

BEEP
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BEE-

You hissed quickly shielding your eyes from the horrid sunlight that dared to seep into your once melancholy room. You growled searching for the pesky device that woke you up and you swore once you found the infernal contraption it would die an even more painful death than the last one. You harshly slapped the snooze button almost breaking the stupid thing as you checked the time. The red numbers blinked back at you and you whined before rolling over to snuggle back into the warm cover. Are you fucking kidding me? It was only seven in the fucking. MORNING! Your alarm clock was such a jealous bitch you decided because it always just had to keep you from sleeping in your overly comfortable bed.

Your head felt like someone hung you upside down from your balcony then threw a fucking train at you. Every little noise struck your poor ears like an explosion and you felt just a tiny bit nauseous. You tried to sit up while nursing your pounding headache but your intentions of getting up were cut short when you felt a sharp pain coming from your ass and you yelped. It felt like someone jammed their foot up your ass repeatedly until you bleed. My god what happened last night?

You looked down to see not only were you pants-less but you had on a shirt that swallowed you. You thighs were covered in dark ugly looking marks and you winced as you moved them. They stung like a motherfucker. Lifting up the shirt slowly let just say you had to stifle a cry of horror as you saw your chest got the worst of the marks. Hickies flattered all the way up your chest trailing importantly below your belly button. From there they traveled upwards and stopped right at your chin. You neck was significantly marked with delicacy and you could make out a few bite marks here and there.

Holy shit what the fuck happened. Maybe you had a party at Terezi's with Sollux? No. You're grounded from ever going out without Kankri's supervision until you could prove to him you were responsible enough to handle being alone. Heh like that's going to happen. As your brain raced to remember what happened yesterday night you heard the sound of pots and pans being moved from downstairs.

Oh. Oh shit. You completely forgot about him. Yeah way to go Karkat you're trying to get Kankri to loosen up your punishment by screwing his boyfriends little brother. Yep smart. Kankri is going to crap himself if he ever hears of what you two did in your bed. After all having Gamzee wake you up for three more rounds last night took a great toll on you. Yeah he totally didn't have to know but knowing Kurloz the creep would probably smile and give Gamzee a thumbs up and a high five. Eh you would rather have Kurloz rather than Cronus any day. You got up and went to your closet getting a simple sweater and some sweats before taking Gamzee's shirt off. You shifted a little then froze. There was some sticky substance between your legs. You trailed you fingers down there and scrunched up your face appalled by what you saw when you brought your hand back up. It was semen and it was all over down there. Quickly throwing on the sweater and sweats you would have flown out of the room and down the stairs if it had not been for the ridiculous pain in your ass.

Holy mother of fucking bullshit.

Arriving into the door way of the kitchen you were hit with the mouthwatering smell of bacon and you licked your lips. You grimaced as you saw a half naked Gamzee by the stove smoking a cigarette with that stupid feline he found yesterday rubbing itself against his ankles. What you grimaced at was the horrid scratch marks that ran jagged across his back. It looks like he had sex with a rabid animal… that happened to be you. Flashes of last nights event rushed threw your head making your burn a bright red. Sweaty bodies dancing against each other in ecstasy sharing one of the many passionate kisses of that night as the bottom of the pair moaned for more.

"Karkat?" Gamzee broke you out of your thoughts. He was turned around to face you and you saw the damage that was done to his neck. He smirked at you then strode over to you and being a man of great stature he had to lean down a little bit to kiss your short ass. He didn't smell of marijuana and Faygo so you guessed that was a good thing but you could faintly smell the cigarette he had been smoking. Maybe he was sober? Gamzee lifted you up before placing you on the counter. Moving his way between your legs he nuzzled your neck.

"We have a couple hours before they come home." He purred out drawing circles onto your thigh with his index fingers. His tone held a rather suggestive sound to it and as tempted as you were you couldn't. Lightly pushing him away you looked at him. His face paint was slightly smudged and you could see hints of a couple large scars on his face. He looked at you with his beautiful indigo eyes and you almost melted into his arms like a love sick woman. He was extremely good looking for someone as young as he was and you wonder why he even liked someone as freakish as you. Not only were you short as hell standing at about five foot six to his six foot two frame but you were a fucking albino. You know dark brown hair and disgusting red eyes that always had bags under them because of your constant night terrors.

Gamzee leaned in and brushed his lip to yours and you let out a sigh closing your eyes you leaned into him opening your mouth Gamzee immediately pushed his tongue in twirling it around your as your lips morphed together. You felt Gamzee deepen the kiss further when you felt his hand on your chin and your heart fluttered. Maybe this could be something new? Just shut up you know this is only a one time thing. Great now you were talking to yourself. Fuck this. Even if you two DID start something Kankri would flip his shit. He may seem like the mellowest of the pair but if you mess with or even try to hit on the baby Vantas he will chew you out without a second thought and Gamzee did technically steal your virginity, with your consent of course. That wouldn't really look too good to Kankri if he knew Gamzee fucked his little brother when he was supposed to be keeping you out of trouble.

Gamzee went back to the stove putting some eggs and bacon on a plate then handed it to you. You just looked down at it with surprise. You seriously didn't think the fuckass could cook. Oh well it smelt fucking amazing. So you dug in with out a second thought. You finished first, surprisingly, and you put your dish in the sink avoiding the look Gamzee gave you while he ate silently. The silence between you two was less awkward than you thought I mean, what the hell were you supposed to say to the person you just banged? You went to the counter and picked up the forgotten soft indigo shirt that you had forgotten about earlier and you found yourself slightly hesitant to give it back to the owner. Tossing it to him you bit your lip as he caught it.

"Your shirt… you, you may want to cover up before they get home." Gamzee nodded to you then put the shirt on smoothing it down where you wrinkled it up when you slept. He pulled the collar of the shirt up to smell it and you looked to him confused. He only smiled at you.

"It smells like you." Creep.

"Yeah…." You took your phone out and checked you messages. Terezi? You'll read it later. Dave…Ew. No. Nepeta, Nah she probably just texted to tell you about her new ships and all of that shit she does in her spare time. Boy did you have a new ship for her jacked up wall. Anyways, you scrolled through the random text while you entered the living room, the little furry beast fallowing your every step meowing loudly. Where was Crabdad? You paused wondering where your favorite mutt was and you hoped he hadn't accidently gotten culled by the evil abomination that was behind you.

You heard the sounds of dishes being put in the sink and you sat down right as Gamzee walked in. You looked to your phone and almost freaked. Nine missed calls from Kankri. You tapped on the message and prepared for the worst.

Kankri Vantas: Coming home at ten. Btw I know you have your phone. I am taking it away when I get home.

Fuck. Wait what time was it? You checked the time on your phone and sat up quickly. It was nine thirty and not only is the kitchen crowded with empty pizza boxes but like a bazillion Faygo bottles sat there. You also had the twister thing still set up. Oh god. You didn't even want to look at the damn thing. Kankri would get you in more trouble if he saw the mess you guys had made.

Gamzee gave you a weird look as you strode right into the kitchen and fallowed you silently.

"Bro you okay?" He said.

"Ass Sponge, we have thirty minutes too clean up this catastrophe before not only mine but your brother comes here. If they see this they'll have both of our asses." You shoved an armful of Faygo bottles into his arms as he only nodded. You both cleaned with haste and even though being sprayed in the eyes with a cleaning chemical, having Gamzee not shut his fucking mouth from apologizing about being the one who sprayed you in the eyes, and having Gamzee almost slip on the wet floor, you two were surprisingly getting done with it pretty quickly. As much as you didn't want to admit it was actually pretty fun when Gamzee, much to your displeasure, pulled you into his arms swaying you around as he danced to the music he had turned on. So as you two sat down, the music still blaring into your poor eardrums you let a small smile light up your face as you heard his deep laughter as he looked down to you. He had his arm around your shoulders and the look on his face practically screamed joyful. He leaned down and pressed his forehead to yours looking into your eyes, he pulled you closer until you sat on his lap and you sat there flustered when he kissed your cheek.

"What are we?" You blurted out without thought and you instantly regretted it.

"What do you want us to be?" He smiled.

"Something…" You responded slightly timid which was to tell you the truth out of character for you. Here you were, the usually 'Badass' potty mouth Vantas blushing like a complete fool. It was the truth though. You really did want to see him again, which is bound to happen eventually I mean your brothers were together for fucks sake, and maybe become a thing.

"Then were something." Gamzee said as he kissed you. You returned the kiss happily grinding yourself down on his lap. He grabbed your hips and began to push you into his hips when the sound of jingling keys caught your attention. You almost jumped off of his lap before the door open and you were greeted by a smiling brother and a Kurloz with messier hair than usual meaning they had probably had one hell of a night. Kurloz signed to his brother who looked to you and nodded before signing back. Kankri on the other hand looked tired and only held his hand out, you scowled, then begrudgingly handed over your phone. Kankri kissed your forehead.

"It nice to see you too little brother."

Kurloz nodded to Gamzee and you guessed they had to go. Gamzee looked to you as he got his jacket and got up, winking he moved to stand beside his brother and blew a kiss to you as Kankri distracted Kurloz with a goodbye kiss. You flipped him off as he opened the door and stepped outside his brother fallowing behind him and you smiled.

Wow he was such a great babysitter. You mused with sarcasm. And right before the door closed….

"GOOD LORD IS THAT A HICKY?"

Fuck.

You could have sworn you heard laughter and the sound of two hands coming together.

The End