A/N: RAWR!!! I AM SO SORRY! I have been.. grounded… I only failed 2 classes… ;;;; Yeah… SO technicall I'm grounded until my birthday (15.8)… But WAHAHAHHAHAHAH I sneak on! RAWR! I am so sorry! TWT I wouldn't blame you for hating meh!!!!!!! e(moemoemoemoemo)

Disclaimer: I am WAY too lazy to write Harry Potter or FMA... ;;;; SoI think you get the idea. loll

PLEASE DON'T HATE MEH PEEPS!!!!!!!!

It had been one month since the boy had been found and all he could remember was that his name was Edward and that he did not like to be called short. Life so far had been hard, but he had been almost been healed and tonight would be his first appearance to the rest of the castle.

When Dumbledore had first told Ed about magic, he at first found it dodgy, but began to accept it. Only after Dumbledore turned his milk into a rat. Which was much less grotesque if you asked him… Ever since that Edward had a newfound respected the man.

The old man had told Edward that he would be able to study magic with the 3rd years, because well.. he was smart. Or at least that's when Dumbledore told him, but he had the feeling that the actual reason was that he didn't want Ed picking on the first years… or visa versa. So Ed read book after book determined not to be stuck with the stupid first years (1).

Today was no different. In the area of his white hospital (god he hated hospitals) he was burying his head into Defense against the dark arts FOR DUMMIES (sorry couldn't resist)… actually he was reading Defense against the Dark arts year 3 by… (I have no Idea… I DO have a life, you know!!!!! Or else I am too lazy to go through the Harry Potter books…you decide…)

Ed tore himself away from the book that he was reading to turn to the clock. It would be half an hour before the Headmaster would announce Edward. Might as well get ready Ed thought sighing as he got out of bed. Turning to a tiny dresser next to him he dragged out his signature clothing (Renovated by a house elf) and drew the curtain that surrounded Edward's bed. From then he took off the pajamas that he ALWAYS wore and dressed himself.

After the process of dressing was over the boy turned his head towards the clock to find that he had ten minutes before the old man would escort Ed.

The ten minutes passed by quickly as he paced from one side of the hospital wing to the other. Eventually the old man came though and they made their way to the great hall. They walked for about 5 minutes nether one of them talking. Ed just stared at the castle' s mysteries every once in a while letting out a squeal of surprise.

The old man swung open the giant doors to the great hall and stared at the chattering students. Dumbledore smiled at them then motioned Edward to follow him. It seemed like miles to the head table, but instead of getting tugs of nervousness he felt well normal- as though it were only he and Dumbledore in this grand room.

As students were being to notice Ed most of them gasped or whispered about his strange appearance. I've had worse Ed grumpily thought then as an afterthought he thought Have I?

After many painstaking minutes Ed and the headmaster finally reached the table that loomed over all of the students. When Dumbledore eventually reached his spot, Ed stood behind the headmaster's chair to look over the students.

Before saying the announcements Dumbledore cleared his throat and announced, "This year we have amongst us a new student: Edward," the old man paused than continued, "since as many of you have noticed, he has missed the sorting ceremony, so we shall sort him before our feast."

Many eyes turned with questioning looks directed at Dumbledore. Suddenly a middle aged woman appeared with a1 black hat that was in poor condition and a raggedy stool. She set the stool down and motioned Ed to come forward to put the hat on. Which made Ed look at her as though she were mad. With a sigh he complied.

Slowly the blonde walked forward and put the hat on. Ed jumped a little as he suddenly heard a voice in his ear. You're the new kid eh? Ed nodded his answer- shock written on his face. He knew magic could be freaky, but why the HELL was there a HAT talking to him!!!!!. Hmm… which house… I can't seem to get into your memories… hmm… I wonder why? Usually people with amnesia can be cured with Albus's help.. No you are a special case arean't you? Or are you just blocking the memories… You must have been through something and you're definitely tougher to sort than that Potter kid.

Suddenly the hat yelled, its voice echoing, "You shall be in GRIFFINDOR!"

The, could hear a deafening roar… But alas… took into their Griffindors, while many Slytherins (I know they don't deserve to be capitalized) liberty to glare at the cheering table and attempt to hex them. But two identical flaming red hair boys got them ten times worse.

Ed took the only place left. Which was next to a red- headed who identified herself as Ginny. The meal went on without much excitement. When the meal was over Ed followed a pack of the people who sat at his table, to their common room. The process took ages, as they had onto moving staircases and into hidden doors… Lets just say Ed was ready to kill something due to frustration and lack of sleep, before he FINALLY reached the tower in which was protected by a portrait.

When Ed entered the red and gold common room he didn't even care to look around, the first thing he did was go up even more stairs that were marked as BOYS' DORMITORY and then entered. From then he located a door that had plastered on it "3RD years". When Ed had entered the circular room he found a trunk that had EDWARD in gold scroll on top of it. Soon the blonde collapsed onto the bed with the leather trunk at its foot and fell into a long forgotten dreamless sleep.

A/N: Yes it is short… That's how I roll… For now. REVIEW GOSHDARNIT! IT IS MY HAPPY CRACK!!!!! (emoemoemeoemo) Sorry if I forgot or made it all weird sounding... I am TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: PLEASE PEEPS DON'T HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!

(1) wahahahahahahah this is how I treat the stupid freshmen…. lol