"The search for the golden ribbon hunt enters it's 10th day. Hundreds of thousands of Meldey Icing cartons are dissappearing off of store shelves as we speak. Sales have had a boost of acceleration when the first of five golden ribbons were found by it's first lucky finder. Who will find the next one? Stay tuned." said the TV.

"When are Arceus and Abomasnow coming back with more?" said Meloetta, who's stomach was growling loudly as she placed her hands on it.

"Soon. Just hold on." said Genesect.

Then, Arceus and Abomasnow return carrying more boxes of Meldey Icing. They were both tired and practically beat up. "It's crazy out there!" said Abomasnow. "You don't know what we did for these!"

"Abomy womy! Are you ok?" Meloetta said to him as she walked up and hugged him.

"Yes. I'm fine..." he replied, slightly blushing.

"Yay!" Meloetta took the box of icing and started to open them all, hoping to be a lucky golden ribbon finder.

"Whoa slow down Mel! You don't want to drink too fast! You might start burping, hiccuping, or you might even wet yourself." warned Keldeo.

"She's already wet herself like five times today." teased Genesect.

Meloetta then teased back at him. "Well excuse me for having a big bladder."

"You mean little bladder." Keldeo said.

"Yeah..." Meloetta continued searching for a golden ribbon in the icing, drinking more icing than her full stomach could handle. "Come on help me look!"

Everyone then started opening the cartons of Meldey Icing when Meloetta accidently wet herself again, forcing everyone else to step away from her when they noticed the puddle. Meloetta shrieked out of embarassment.

"I'll get a mop." Genesect went to the closet to look for one.

"Me and my 'little' bladder..." Meloetta said to herself.

"That's the last one!" said Arceus, opening the last carton of Meldey Icing.

"No! It can't be!" Meloetta said sadly.

"Don't worry Mel! We'll keep trying!" said Abomasnow. "Besides, I'm sure that only Pokemon are searching. It's not like humans are also looking for the remaning golden ribbons."

Meanwhile in a Team Rocket Factory, a bunch of Rocket Grunts in a giant room filled with boxes of Meldey Icing were opening box after box, opening up cartons after cartons of Meldey Icing, looking for at least one golden ribbon. All these grunts were being led by Team Rocket Leader Giovanni, who was in a small room above, watching them while petting his Persian. Jessie, James and their talking Meowth were there too.

"I wanted to be the first to find a golden ribbon! Them grunts ain't opening cartons fast enough!" said Meowth.

"What do you mean, I? We're in this together!" teased Jessie.

"WE wanted to be first! But were we? No!" teased James.

"Shut up, the three of you!" yelled Giovanni. "For four days now, all my grunts have been opening cartons of freaking icing! They haven't worked on stealing Pokemon since Tuesday of last week!"

"Well tell them to hurry up, or we won't be able to get you what you want!" said Meowth.

Giovanni then opened a window and yelled to his workers: "Come on you good for nothing grunts! Find that gold ribbon that is hidden in these cartons! And let me tell you this! The first grunt that finds what we're looking for, gets a 1 Pokedollar bonus in their paycheck! What do you think of that!"

All of the Rocket Grunts start working harder, opening more cartons of icing as the floor and the tables became sticky from the wasted icing.

"Hey Meowth, how did you even get the boss to do this for you?" asked James.

"Yeah, he'd never do a thing like this for us! He's the one who has more power over us because he's OUR boss! We could get fired if you push him!" Jessie complained.

"I'll tell you." said Meowth with a mischevous smile. "I promised him that we would get him an extremely rare Pokemon named Meloetta."

"WHAT! But that Pokemon hasn't even been released into the Pokemon video games yet! It hasn't even appeared in the anime yet!" yelled Jessie.

"How dare you promise the boss something that isn't out yet! You're CRAZY!" yelled James, grabbing Meowth by the throat.

"Let me go!" Meowth pushes James away, gasping for air. "It just so happens that I know where I can get this Pokemon."

"Where?"

"Well, Meloetta is going to be the last golden ribbon finder. And she's going to the Icing Factory."

"How do you know that?" asked Jessie.

"Because it says so in the title of this fanfic." said Meowth. "Hey boss, hurry it up!"

"I can't push them any harder!" he said. "21,000 cartons of icing an hour they're opening, 777,000 they've done so far!"

"You promised I'd have it by now! You're a rotten mean boss! You never give us anything we want! And I won't go off stealing Pikachu from those twerps 'till we have it!" Meowth said, then Jessie and James covered his mouth with both their hands.

"MEOWTH! DON'T SAY THOSE THINGS TO OUR BOSS!" yelled James.

"WE'LL GET FIRED! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID FELINE!" yelled Jessie.

Meowth then scratched both of them with his Fury Swipes. "So? Veruca Salt said the same thing to her dad."

"ENOUGH! ALL THREE OF YOU!" yelled Giovanni. "We'll find what you're looking for when we find it! I don't care how long it takes, and neither should a bunch of failures like you! Just promise me you'll get me that rare pokemon when we do find it, or you're all fired!"

The three of them suddenly fell to the power he had over them and got on their knees begging for forgiveness.

"We're sorry!" they said.

"That's better." Giovanni said sternly with his arms crossed.

Twenty seconds later...

"I found it!" said a voice. "I found a golden ribbon!" yelled one of the Rocket Grunts among the crowd. He was completely covered in icing of many different flavors and holding a golden ribbon in the air.

"Well it's about darn time!" said Meowth as he got up.

"Hey! Come back!" said James.

Meowth ran down the stairs and through the mess of icing and he swiped the golden ribbon from the Rocket Grunt, then ran back to Jessie and James. "I've got it! I've got a golden ribbon!" he said.

"It's so beautiful!" Jessie said, looking at it with big cute eyes like in the anime.

"Yes! And to think it's rarer than my entire bottlecap collection!" James said, also looking at it.

"There. You got what you wanted. Now you must get me that rare Pokemon for my collection, and nothing else! And don't fail me!" said Giovanni in a strict voice while petting his Persian.

"Yes sir!" said Meowth scaredly.

"Hey, if we win the lifetime supply of icing, we can sell it all and we can pay back the boss for all the money he's spent looking for this gold ribbon!" said James.

"Yeah but we can catch Meloetta for the boss, we can keep all that money for ourselves and we'll be rich!" Jessie said, imagining herself, James and Meowth in a fantasy with piles of gold coins and money raining down from above, the three of them smiling greedily.

Then, a man who looked a lot like the man back at Sinnoh whispered into their ears, and the three of them had greedier looks on their faces.

"The search for golden ribbons enters it's 43rd day, and stores everywhere are showing signs of anxiety. New shipments of Meldey Icing cartons are coming every hour on the hour. But they are not moving fast enough as more Pokemon everywhere are getting desperate." said the Magmortar on TV. "Even legendary Pokemon are going crazy! Groudon and Kyogre are causing harsh droughts and rainstorms all around the Hoenn region, while Rayquaza tries his hardest to get them to stop! Dialga and Palkia are bending time and space all around the Sinnoh region as Giratina sends boxes of Meldey Icing into the Distortion World for itself! Tornadus and Thundurus are causing thunderstorms all around the Unova region as Landorus goes crazy trying to stop them!"

"This is crazy!" said Keldeo.

"Yeah..." said Meloetta in a soft voice. She has been more down than ever since the second golden ribbon was found. She really wanted to find one, but she never could. She has gone through many different fetishes with icing between searches the past 43 days. She has...hey, did you even read Yoshizilla-rhedosaurus's Meloetta Fetish fics yet? If not, then do it NAO!