A/N: Nothing new, disclaimer in summary still applies.
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Big the Cat sat down at a library computer, eager to try something out that he had heard.
"I'm gonna do an internet!" he announced.
This was met by a "shhh" from the librarian, and Big chuckled quietly in embarrassment, pressing the spacebar.
Suddenly, a rainbow beam shot out of the screen, nearly blowing him away.
"WHOAAAAAA!" he shouted, hanging on to the edge of the desk to avoid being launched.
Bokkun, sitting across the library, was not so impressed. "Oh yeah?" he retorted. "Well, I'm gonna do a book!"
He then tried pressing the text on the page, only to be met with nothing.
"Awww..."
*The Science Show!*
"Pianos!" Chris announced to the empty baseball field, only to get smashed by one falling from the sky.
However, true to his cartoon character status, he survived (relatively) unharmed.
"Whose idea was this, anyways?" he complained, climbing out of the wreckage.
The President was hard at work in his office when suddenly, the phone rang.
"Hello?" he answered, picking it up.
"This is a robbery." the unknown caller threatened.
*Dun Dun Dun Du-*
The dramatic music was cut short by the President hanging up the phone, tired of these prank callers.
Meanwhile, over in a public phone booth, Shadow hung up, wondering what in the world had incited him to do that.
"...and then that weird train came by again." Sonic finished, as he sat with Tails in a coffee shop. (Sonic had ordered decaf, of course. After the incident with that chip in his ear, he did NOT want to re-experience externally induced endless running.) "So, buddy, what's been going on with you?"
"Not that much, but the day got a hundred times better now that you're here!" Tails announced in an oddly perky fashion, something that did not escape the blue hedgehog's notice.
"Funny," he commented. "That sounds like something Amy would say, not you, Tails." Glancing out the window, he just happened to see Tails... loading parts into the X-Tornado. That just confirmed his suspicions, but he chose not to say anything.
"That's because it is me!" the pink hedgehog responded, unzipping the head of the Tails costume and climbing out through its mouth. "And you just went on a date with me!"
"Oh." Sonic replied, a deadpan look on his face. Well, since she wasn't being all clingy, I guess it wasn't too bad, he mused. "Well, gotta run!"
He dashed off, leaving Amy all starry-eyed and swooning.
"Hey, Charmy! You can't skateboard there!" Vector yelled at the hyperactive bee.
"You can't tell me what to do!" Charmy replied, only to board straight into a hanging sandbag.
"That's why." Espio chimed in, walking over to inspect the damage to his ninja training equipment.
"Man, this pie is great!" Sonic commented, downing another slice of Ella's dessert. "I wish I could be a pie."
Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and Sonic no longer stood there. In his place was an oven with a pie baking inside.
"SONIC, NO!" Chris yelled, dumbfounded that the wish actually worked.
Meanwhile, in Amy's house, the glow of Chaos Control faded, just as Amy came in to see Sonic standing where her oven had been.
"Alright, what did you do with my oven and pie?" she demanded, summoning her Piko Piko hammer as Sonic sweatdropped.
Rouge flew up to the Master Emerald shrine, wearing a top hat. Knuckles, seeing her, sarcastically stated, "Nice hat."
The bat, like the sneak she was, deliberately ignored the sarcasm. "Thanks. I knew that someday you'd notice my impeccable fashion sense."
As his temper flared, a vein stuck out on Knuckles' forehead. "I was being sarcastic." he growled.
"Well, I stole the Master Emerald." Rouge answered, prompting Knuckles to look and see that the jewel was, in fact, gone. "Later, knucklehead."
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!"
"How do you like my new spleen?" Dark Oak asked his Metarex Generals.
"You are a plant in a robotic suit, Commander." Black Narcissus pointed out.
"I can dream, Narcissus!"
On a grassy plain, untouched by human hands, a vaguely gumball-machine shaped device warped into view.
A robotic drone soon exited, its cameras sweeping the area.
Back on the other end...
"It worked! My time machine worked!" Doctor Eggman yelled, busy monitoring the feeds from his drone.
Suddenly, all but the audio feeds failed after the image of a giant foot appeared on the "visuals" screen.
"I am a Steg-O-Saurus!" a voice announced to the room before the machine died altogether.
Sonic ran up to Knuckles, his mind racing. Ever since Tanaka used that car remote, I haven't been able to stop running! And to top it off, ever since I destroyed that robot, this thing in my ear has been driving me CRAZY!
He managed to still his feet long enough to yell, "Hey, Knuckles! Quick, hit me in the face!" Maybe that'll dislodge the thing from my ear, and I can figure out how to stop running!
Knuckles was only too happy to oblige, immediately walloping Sonic with a devastating haymaker.
Unfortunately, that test did not have the desired effect, as Sonic dashed off, able to stand still no longer.
And thus, Chris, Chuck, Amy, Tails, and the rest had to figure out How to Catch a Hedgehog.
Cream the Rabbit was walking home from the grocery store with a bag of food supplies for her mother Vanilla.
However, her cheerful walk was soon brought to a halt when she heard a familiar voice say, "You're gettin' mugged, kid!"
Afraid to turn around, she glanced in a store window to see Sonic behind her, looking as if he was trying hard not to laugh.
Realizing that he was just playing around, she decided to turn the tables on him. She then pulled a roll of salami out of the shopping bag and turned around, pointing the tube of meat at the hedgehog.
"No, you're getting mugged!" she answered, a comical "serious glare" on her face.
Sonic, deciding to ham it up some, threw his hands up in mock despair, tossing away the foam dart pistol he was holding.
"Agh! How in the world does that even work? I guess you win this round, kid." Sonic backed away, retrieved the dart gun, and ran off to find a little kid to give it to.
Cream returned the salami to the grocery bag, continuing on her way as if nothing had happened. But boy, did she have a story to tell her mom when she got home!
The next day, Cream and Cheese were playing catch in the Station Square Park. As Cream turned around to pick up the ball, a strange laser came out of the sky and shrunk Cheese.
Cream, seeing Cheese's smaller size and assuming it was due to distance, yelled, "Hey, Cheese! Catch!" and threw the ball high up into the air.
"Chao chao chao, chao chao!" Cheese announced, which Cream translated as, "Alright, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it!"
Thus, she was extremely surprised when the ball landed quite near her, smushing Cheese and revealing the size difference as it did so.
"Oh, no! Cheese!" the distraught rabbit cried, picking up the chao, who had escaped unscathed because of cartoon physics.
The effects of the shrink ray then wore off, and Cheese grew back to normal size.
"Banana fight!" Sonic yelled, holding up the aforementioned fruit.
However, his intended opponent would have none of that.
"No!" Shadow replied vehemently, backing up his answer with a Chaos Spear.
"Ooh hoo ha ha! The Metarex have you trapped now!" the ape-like Metarex drone gloated, seeing Cream, Cosmo and Amy stuck in his vine noose trap.
THROW THE CHEESE! Cream yelled mentally, throwing Cheese at the Metarex.
"Yeah!" Cheese cheered in chao language as the girls extracted themselves from the vine.
"When I get time off, I wanna visit the moon!" Bokkun told Doctor Eggman, seriously annoying him. After all, genius needs peace and quiet in which to work!
"Why wait?" Eggman questioned, snapping his fingers. On cue, an Egg Pawn grabbed Bokkun and threw him straight up into the sky.
The moon, huh? Eggman mused, rubbing his mustache. That gives me an idea... He snickered evilly, his eggcentric mind formulating a plan involving giant lasers, glowing orbs, and mind control messages.
A/N: And that's it for this episode of ASDF, Sonic Style! Hope you enjoyed it!