Under Investigation IV

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North Italy was hiding in the bathroom.

Romano was running down the street, being chased down by security vans and news vans.

The reporters had forced their way into the Italian's room, and Romano had jumped out the window screaming "AMERICAN MEDIA BAAAASTAAAAAAAAARDSSSS!" Until he had hit the pavement below.

Italy was crying softly, the giddy reporters and even a cop was now banging on the door. "Mr Italy, do you have anything to say?!" "Mr. Italy, show your face!" "Mr. Italy!"

He continued whining, and then screamed out "Go awayyyyy~!"

"Go chase my brother! Leave me alone!"

Meanwhile,

Romano had finally been run down by three men in security armor carrying assault rifles.

They all tackled him, applied handcuffs, and threw him in the black SUV, the whole time he screamed obscenities and profanity the author won't replicate in polite company.

Eventually, after he had begged for pasta or food for 3 hours, the van stopped, and they herded Romano out of the van. "Keep moving sir."

"What are you going to do to me, hamburger-security-armor-wearing, assault-rifle-toting-bastards!?"

"We just wanna run some diagnostics, asshole." "Screw your diagnostics! Lemme go!" The South Italian fought the whole time as he was dragged towards a white, cinder block building.

Eventually, Romano was thrown into a room, of which contained lots of expensive equipment, fifty scientists, and the thing Romano noticed first.. Thirteen boxes of pasta, and an oven.

"Hello, South Italy." "Why you bring-a me here!?" The lead scientist readjusted his glasses. "Like the security said, run diagnostics."

Two men in security armor rushed Romano, and held him up by both arms as a scientist walked up cautiously with a needle. Romano, terrified on needles, kicked and screamed unceremoniously.

Meanwhile Meanwhile,

North Italy cried more as the door was now hanging on by a single hinge. "Go away!"

Italy heard some shouting, a few punches, some yelling, a few German curses, before something kicked the door down. Italy shrieked, and stood up in his best fighting stance.

The sight he never expected was before him. 14 reporters lie on the floor, out cold. "Come on!" Germany yelled. Germany and Prussia dragged Italy, as Japan tailed them both.

They ran until they reached the front, and then they walked casually out the doors, trying their best to look like casual, obsessed reporters.

Prussia had called a cab, and just as someone had seen Germany's iron cross necklace and put two and two together, yelled and pointed him out, the cab pulled up.

"Where you going sirs?" "AWAY FROM HERE, STEP ON IT!" Prussia yelled.

Japan squirmed uncomfortably, being squished by the three other men in the cab's backseat. "Where's Romano?" "He ran off. I'm sure he's okay. He is invulnerable after all." Italy smiled.

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile,

Romano had tired, and his blood had been taken. The scientist walked away, put the blood on a piece of glass, slid piece of glass into a machine which released some bleeps and bloops, until a small slip of paper, almost receipt like. One scientist nodded to another.

Romano hadn't noticed due to the numbness in his arm that another scientist had poked his arm, but was injecting something. Then the scientist smiled and said "Come again."

"What?"

"Come again. This is a hospital."

"WHAT!? Why did you need to drag me here by security!?"

"You haven't been vaccinated for hundreds of years right?"

It slowly dawned on the Sicilian that maybe he WAS as dumb as he looked.

The scientist nodded slightly, grinning sheepishly. "Yes.. The guards and the cuffs may have been a bit excessive, but.. Technically you were a walking bio-hazard. You've probably made a lot of people very sick. Trust me, I'm a doctor. I'd know a thing or two about that."

South Italy facepalmed. "Stupid Medic-bastard..." He whispered under his breath, as he walked out the glass doors, and slowly questioned he how he'd missed the MASSIVE sign that said "Charlotte memorial hospital", and the giant Red Cross.

Lol, sorry, my Romano is stupid. I love writing him out to be an idiot. Anyways, thanks readers!