DISCLAIMER: OK Neji, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 4 without further preamble:-
ANGEL WINGS
Chapter 4
'Reunion In Time?' or 'Closing Problems- Again?'
"We just finished locking up those four Ninja loonies and then we gave Doc Phibes ('Q's' assistant at 3WA HQ's 'Q' labs) all of their stuff including their little toys but they all refused to take off their headbands so we let 'em keep the Fxxxing things! That shadow freak Sensei of theirs flat out would not give up his mask and after seeing oro's under it I was glad to let him keep it on, Boss! Did we miss much?" reported Revy Roberts.
"Nai. Now shut up and sit down, Revy!" growled Kei O'Halloran. Doctor 'Q' resumed his speechmaking.
"As you've all probably guessed by now, the 'Shenron Jr.' wishing bit didn't work out completely for us. Why it did not is simple. Some of your displaced souls have decided to remain in this particular time era which threw the continuum into a tizzy. To correct this we must er re-open a small rift in the continuum wall. (This startling revelation was met with a general hubbub of yelling, cursing and shouting until Don Poporo shut them all up) Wait! Hear me out onegai! We still have that 'zero room' on one of the sublevels of the 'Lovely Angel 2' so anyone who 'definitely' wants to stay in this time era (23rd Century) who is not 'originally' from this era will be sealed in that room until the rift closes up again. So- tell anyone concerned oro I have just now told you and have them aboard the 'Angel' by 1600 (4 PM) hours ashita (tomorrow) afternoon. That is when the Doctor here will enclose Kerry's (Doc 'Q' always called the Boss 'Kerry' for some unKamily (ungodly) reason) ship within his TARDIS and transport it and all aboard her to a neutral site outside of time and space itself- 'Warriors' Gate'- where it will remain for an entire solar week. Anyone who wants to be returned to their own time era will be billetted here in the 'Calypso Dorm Wing' of this Academy. (Where the Ninja gang was being kept) Then the continuum's tensile fabric of space/time will be breached and held open for a single solar hour before it is resealed. This will work, folks. I know it will." explained Doctor 'Q'.
"And just how the Fxxx do ya know that, Doc?" demanded Revy, putting her feet up on the conference table.
"Because earlier today Phibes and I conducted a little experiment by breaching the continuum wall and holding it open for a single minute before we again sealed it shut. That must have been when your Ninjas came through." he replied quietly and Kei went bonkers!
"Oro the Fxxx did you just say, Doc? You mean after all the shit I went through to blow that shimatta rift closed with the 'God Gun', Dragon Balls, magical mumbo jumbo and kami knows oro the Hell else you two lunatics reopened it just for the Fxxxing Hell of it!" yelled the Boss.
Revy's feet hitting the floor sounded like gunshots in the silent room. She leaped across the table, slammed the astonished scientist against the wall and then shoved one of her 'Cutlass' automatics into his throat!
"Wait, my child- there's more!" he added
"Well? Let's hear it, dammit!" growled Revy.
"The Ninjas weren't the only ones to come through. The 'WOOHP' ('World Organization of Humman Protection') Spygirls Alex, Sammy and Clover are here and so's their boss (Jerry Lewis) and 'Gladys' (their own 'Artok', 'Orson' or 'CC'). Michaelangelo, Donnatella, Leonardo and Raphael, Master Splinter, casey Jones, April O'Neal and even the 'Shredder' (The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', their sensei, their adopted brother and sister and their worst enemy) are all here as well." answered 'Q'.
"Anyone else you forgot to mention?" demanded Kei.
"The 'Pokemon' kids, 'Team Rocket', the 'Mooneyites' (Sailor Moon and her scouts), some of InuYasha's crowd, Ivanhoe's bunch, the Elf and the Treasure Hunters and er Solo's late father-in-law (Darth Vader formerly Annakin Skywalker). Oh yeah- I almost forgot about Rukia Kuchski and Ichigo Kurosawa (Soul Reapers from Bleach) and Light Yagami (Death Note) and Ryuuk (Light's shinigami 'death god') and er they're just the ones we've definitely confirmed, Kerry." he replied sheepishly.
"Ya mean there may be even more, old man?" cried out Kome Sawaguchi.
"Quite possibly, dear child." he answered.
"How do we round 'em up and get their asses over here, Doc?" growled Kei.
"You don't have to, Kerry. They all came through to the Academy." replied 'Q' mysteriously.
"How'd ya manage that one, Doc?" asked Revy.
"The er continuum's wall is everywhere and it can be breached anywhere. Of course it's invisible except under strong infrared and ultraviolet light when they're combined with each other. Oro we did was that instead of using a heavy blast of ionic energy like Kerry did with her 'God Gun' we used a much lighter but more concentrated ionic charge and we achieved this by mixing several streams of ions together and then aiming them at a particular spot on the 'wall'. Then we fired a miniscule ionic discharge blast using a small 'MiniMark 3-F'. (Puzzled expressions all round greeted this news) That's just an ordinary run-of-the-mill laser sword. We thrust its beam release jet into the spot where all the beams met. Thus we were able to open a very minute rift in the wall. Then we simply resealed it." explained the researcher.
"How?" asked Kome.
"By reversing the polarity field of course." he replied.
"Huh?" said Revy.
"They turned off the sword. As simple as that. Right Doc?" suggested Mar and he nodded.
"And just how in the Hell are ya gonna keep the same thing from happening this time and bringing even more souls through the opening, sir?" asked Andy Gooley.
"By erecting a force beam barrier field across the opening." said Mar.
"Exactly, my dear." replied 'Q'.
"That'll keep the new ones from getting in but how do the old ones get through the barrier and into the vortex hole to go back home?" asked Charlie Garner. This 'rocket science' crap was way beyond the likes of Kome, Revy and the Boss but not Mar.
"The field blocks positive ionic energy but it does not block negative ionic energy. Sort of like old-fashioned Terran radio waves which could be admitted or blocked depending on their frequency, pitch, speed and polarity. Some could get through a barrier while others could not. However, to even block a tiny pinprick in the continuum wall's fabric will still require a tremendous barrier field- a Helluva lot more powerful and stable than anything we can possibly generate, Doc. Right?" said the ever practical blonde.
"Correct Blondie for a force beam barrier field but not for a sealing barrier like we used on Gaara." said Blue and Izumi nodded.
"Hmmn- a sealing barrier rather than a sealing circle. Clever, Mr. B. and it just might work at that." agreed the alchemy sensei woman.
"That is the same idea that Anton (Doctor Phibes- Doc 'Q's research assistant) had, Miss Izumi." admitted 'Q'.
"But would a sealing barrier like that be stable enough to hold together for a whole solar hour?" wondered Chief Gazelle.
"We'll need myself, Mr. B. here, Edward, Alphonse, Zoe Morton, Roy Mustang and another either alchemist or BetaZoid of at least a Level Six to pull it off and create a strong and stable enough variance to hold together for an hour or so but the question is- where do we find such a person?" asked Izumi grimly.
"On Tory Zulu's 'Stargazer', Miss. You need Commander Deanna Troi from 'Starfleet', kiddo. She's a BetaZoid Master- a Level Nine." said a new voice. Captain Kiva Nerese was standing in the doorway, cradling a plasma rifle. Of course Kiva was still commanding the starship the 'USS Coriander' for 'Starfleet Command'. Flanking her were newly promoted Lieutenant George Armstrong and newly promoted Ensign Treanna Knox who were both similarly armed. "Khan's back." explained Kiva to explain the artillery.
"You guys need Troi that's for sure, however, I doubt if 'Starfleet' will be willing to give her up oro with Khan now on the loose again." she added.
"We'll just see about that, Captain. 'Starfleet' does oroever the Hell I tell them to do!" said Uncle Vito Galadriel who always lived up to his nickname- 'God of the 'UG' and the 3WA'. "Your 'Starfleet' is controlled by my 'UG', Captain and I hereby relegate all 'UG' command to my new 'Galactic Commissioner'- Marshall Keirran O'Halloran- effective immediately. Katie, get Commander Troi back here by 2100 (9 PM) hours tonight." ordered Vito Galadriel.
"She can't possibly do that, Mr. Galadriel. The 'Stargazer' is six full lightyears away from here. The soonest they can get her here is 0900 (9 AM) hours ashita no yobi (the day after tomorrow). Gomen er sorry, sir." volunteered Kiva.
"Bullshit! We need her here now! Kome, put a relay call through to the 'Lady Foucault' (Bulma Brief's timeship) and have Bulma bring those two trained baboons of hers here stat! Tell her I want 'em here before 2030 (8:30 PM) tonight and I won't take nai (no) for an answer! Oro the Fxxx! I forgot that Saiyaans have 'instant transmission' so have Bulma get her hubby (Vegeeta Brief) and Goku (another Saiyaan tomo of theirs) to flash over to (Kei looked a question at Kiva who said 'They're on 'Gar 6' in the 'Chi' quadrant') 'Gar 6' in 'Chi' and zap Deanna Troi right back here to us sat! Bulma can bring the 'Lady Foucault' here ashita (tomorrow). (Kei frowned and sat down again) And you tell them it's absolutely vital that we get Troi back here soon. Send it, Kome. Then reroute all incoming calls to my office. Yuri, since we ain't got no brig here, oro's our most secure area?" said the Boss.
"The er medical quarantine complex ten levels beneath us. Why?" asked a nervous Wing Commander.
"Because that's where we'll build the sealing barrier and then breach the continuum. Doc 'Q' said the shimatta thing's everywhere and you can bust through it anywhere, didn't he? Rio! Marina! Make yourselves useful and get Naomi Armitage over here 'cause I wanna list of who's going and who's staying- got it? (Rio and Marina nodded nervously) OK. Good. Kome, announce 'Q's instructions on the squawkboxes and tell 'em they're my orders. Mar, start delegating dorm rooms for our departing guests. Rock? I want you and Tomah (Jordan) to start filling up my 'Angel 2's 'zero room' with our guests who wanna stay here. Naomi will tell ya who they are and for Kami's sake don't forget to get word to Lt. Nat (Edwards nee Badgiruel- she was married to Tracey Edwards now), Flay (Allster) and Cagalli (Athna). They're on Gene 's (Starwind) 'Outlaw Star' over around Mars I think. Folks- we're all eating in here so start repping or ordering chow from the commissary downstairs. Revy? Get together some er 'volunteers' and start sweeping the campus for stragglers. Ella? I wanna complete manifest of who exactly is on this (Academy) complex- anywhere. 'Artok'? Mugghi? Nammo? Prep the ship for an immediate departure. Lay in a month's worth of supplies. Then run a complte diagnostic check on all systems. Don't forget to load our weapons and hai (yeah)- make sure the 'God Gun' is fully functional and ready to fire. 'Orson'? I want crews for the 'Angel' as well as for the 'Mikey', the 'Leo', the 'Donnie' and the 'Raph' stat! We'll be needing those shuttles to get everyone to the ship. Kiva? Your 'Coriander' and your crew come with us. That goes for the 'Lady F' too so tell Bulma when she gets here, Kome. OK folks- you all got your orders now so let's hustle! Move it! Move it! Move it!" barked the green-aizued redheaded Amazonian firebrand Hellcat.
END of Ch 4. Ch 5 coming soon. R/R/S away and Kami bless you all. SYS and SFN. Ja mata and have a super weekend. Toodles-K&K