Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Our teams entered the relaxing Shy Guy Spring where they dived into water activities. Some of the teams got close to each other but there was a HUGE amount of mischief when Fawful and Mimi posed as Muscle Man and High Five Ghost and broke Boo's heart. I know, it's strange that ghosts like boos have hearts. But always remember the three rules of the Cartoon Crafts stories!
Ed: (Popping up next to Don) What are those rules?
Don: Just look at the list.
[CARTOON CRAFS: STORY RULES]
Rule 001: Never trust anything and anyone completely.
Rule 002: Never expect anything normal to happen.
Rule 003: Always enjoy the show!
[END RULES LIST]
Eddy: (Popping up on the other side of Don) Cool rules.
Don: Thanks, it creates a…HEY! What are you even doing here!?
Eddy: Oh, we're just taking a break from this weeks' location. If Ed stayed in there for a minute longer, he would have gone on a sugar high rampage.
Ed: I love that place! We had so much fun at the…
Don: Don't spoil it too early! (Sighs) Let's just get to the action with this episode of…..
All three: THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Don: Hey! Don't join in on the intro.
Eddy: (Runs away) The author allowed it!
Ed: (Follows Eddy) See you later!
Don: (Sighs) I need to get a raise for this job.
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[RELAXATION CHAMBER]
Ah, relaxation is a fine thing indeed. All of the remaining teams were chilling out in the relaxation chamber. Coco and Baljeet were engaged in an online role playing game. Bender started a group party dance as he was dancing with Fry, Buford, Star and Max. Billy was seen cutting sandwiches in half with a scythe with Kat, Ana, Toadette, Captain Toad and 9 Volt watching.
Billy: And voila! Perfectly cut sandwiches. (Everyone takes a sandwich and starts eating them) This scythe is amazing!
Ana: These sandwiches are delicious!
Kat: Where did you get a scythe like that?
Billy: Oh, it doesn't officially belong to me. It belongs to my friend THE GRIM REAPER!
Grim: (Walks in and notices Billy) BILLY! (Takes the scythe away from the others) I told you not to use my scythe for sandwich cutting.
Grim walked away leaving the others alone.
9 Volt: He's definitely a grumpy man.
Billy: He's already dead. Putting up with an eternity of hell is a pain sometimes.
[CONFESSIONAL: Kat & Ana]
Kat: That skeleton guy was really stubborn.
Ana: Good thing we have our own katanas as weapons. But I was wondering how Billy was born like that.
Kat: Huh?
Ana: I mean, no normal person should have a nose that big!
Kat: Emphasis on the word 'normal.'
Ana: Oh!
[SWITCH SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Grim Reaper]
Grim: (Sharpening his scythe) Stupid Billy and kids messing with me scythe! This thing is fragile and precious!
[END SOLO CONFESSIONAL]
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The remaining 23 teams were now standing outside the Mega Tele-Vortex. A Floating megaphone attached to a speaker device floated down and Reporter's voice was heard.
Reporter: Alright. Don is waiting for you at this week's location. Just hop in when I say go…
Buford: Get on with it!
Reporter: Sorry. Dropped my microphone. GO!
The teams dived into the portal flowing through the Cartoon Crafts Stream.
Bender: Hey Fry look! (Starts to pretend to swim through the vortex) I'm swimming! HAHAHAHAHA! (Gets hit by a flying rock) OW!
Fry: Hehe. Karma.
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The teams landed inside what looked like a factory. It was producing many colourful jawbreakers. Don was standing next to a bunch of doors. Edd was standing next to him looking at some sort of tracker.
Don: Welcome to the Jawbreaker Creation Factory!
Isabella: A jawbreaker factory?
Wander: Ooh! I love jawbreakers!
Don: Yes. This place creates thousands of jawbreakers each day but this one can create any type of jawbreaker that will suit to your desires!
Edd: This place is great. Eddy, Ed and I love jawbreakers. But I can resist the urge sometimes.
Omi: But what is up with the personal place description.
Don: Because it gives us a change in place. Search around the factory to find the first Tycho Talk Box. Oh, and another thing. Ed and Eddy, two previous contestants from last season found their way into this place so watch out for them.
Edd: They are always so random.
Raimundo: I know how you feel Sockhead.
Edd: You should have seen what they were like when they found the main creation station.
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[FLASHBACK]
Ed and Eddy were running around the factory like children as they found themselves in jawbreaker heaven. They entered a room full of jawbreakers piled up with a dispenser device on the ceiling that was dropping jawbreakers into the room. The two boys yelled with joy as they dove into the pile of jawbreakers.
Eddy: I never want to leave this place.
Ed: I know, but what would happen if they created jawbreakers with….
The dispenser dropped two jawbreakers that landed on the two Eds' heads. They groaned as they looked at the jawbreakers. Ed had a brown and green one with a swirly pattern while Eddy had one that was golden with green rectangles on it.
Ed: Hmm? That's strange. (Sniffs the jawbreaker and his eyes widen before licking it) This jawbreaker….IS GRAVY FLAVOURED!
Eddy: (Tries to eat his jawbreaker but it cracks a little before it splits in half releasing a load of dollar bills and quarters) A…money filled….jawbreaker.
Ed: …..
Eddy: …
The two were now seen with the camera spinning around them as they held their jawbreakers in the air and spun them around while singing.
Ed: Suddenly! Life has new meaning, to me!
Eddy: There's beauty up above! And things we never take notice of!
Ed: You wake up…..
Eddy: And suddenly…..
Both: You're in love! With JAWBREAKERS!
[END FLASHBACK]
Everyone looked like they just saw a ghost.
Edd: Yes. It happened in that exact order and every word was true.
Don: I have a headache now.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: We should make an album sometime and sell it for cash.
Ed: Along with gravy scented JAWBREAKERS!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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MONTAGE TIME!
The gang rushed around the factory in search of the Tycho Talk Box. There were a series of doors leading to random rooms. Danny and Sam Manson opened one door and saw people juggling jawbreakers. Phineas and Isabella opened a different door and Jawbreakers being used as basketballs in a basketball court and Kim and Ron opened a door and saw Ed riding a mechanical bull while Eddy was rolling around on a giant jawbreaker. Kim and Ron closed the door and they were sweating a lot.
[CONFESSIONAL: Kim & Ron]
Kim: The levels of craziness in this show…can stretch across the Great Wall of China.
Ron: (Fanning himself) Uh huh. Too much to handle.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Eventually, everyone entered a room where a pile of jawbreakers were situated on each side of the room followed by a series of coloured waters running down a system. A Tycho Talk Box was in there.
Bender: (Presses the box first) Oh yeah! Bender gets it first. Alright wise guy, what's the challenge?
Tycho: Welcome you crazy bunch. This is a Connect and Collide challenge!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Sylvia: This sounds new.
Tycho: Oh it is. A Connect and Collide challenge consists of three phases. Stage one requires you to crack open the jawbreakers on the left side to find a key. Stage two requires you to stack up the jawbreakers on the right side into boxes. And stage three requires you to use any means possible to travel down the coloured water system to where the next Tycho Talk Box is. The key allows you to access a storeroom near the water but it will ONLY WORK if you complete stage one and two so don't be lazy! That is all.
Buford: Dang it. Well, there goes my first quick plan.
Baljeet: Can it be considered a 'plan?'
Buford knocked Baljeet onto the floor and Coco picked him up while groaning at Buford.
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[STAGE ONE – CRACKING CANDY]
The gang were cracking into the first stage. Sam and Max blasted their jawbreakers with their guns. Bender joined in on the action by getting a gun out of his compartment and blasting away with Fry behind him. Sandy and Karate Joe karate chopped the jawbreakers in half. Marco did the same but Star blasted them with her wand. Coco and Baljeet threw some jawbreakers in the air and Buford smashed them open while Crash spun into them slicing them into pieces. Mac and Bloo were smashing jawbreakers onto the ground and Megan was doing the same looking at Mac but not noticing Jack Spicer looking at her while smiling with a happy yet amusing expression. Raimundo and Omi used martial art moves on the jawbreakers destroying them.
[CONFESSIONAL: Don]
Don: It's getting pretty basic here. Let's move on to the next stage.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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[STAGE TWO – STACK IT UP]
The teams were stacking up jawbreakers into crates. Some of the teams took their time packaging jawbreakers like Candy and Grenda. Boo was bouncing jawbreakers off of her head into crates. Wander and Sylvia were working together while Lord Hater kept throwing jawbreakers at Peepers focusing on beating Wander at his own game.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Peepers]
Peepers: (In bandages) Ugh. I NEED to sort out this thing with Lord Hater. But who could help me in a situation like this. I need a magical miracle…THAT'S IT!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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9 Volt: Hey 18 Volt!
18 Volt: What is it buddy?
9 Volt: We're just about done here but this is boring. Can you do something to bring things up to a new level?
18 Volt: Hmm. I can juggle pretty good. (Begins to juggle three jawbreakers around) See? No problem at all.
9 Volt: Not bad!
Kat: That's so COOL!
Ana: I wish I was one of those jawbreakers!
18 Volt: No problem! (Grabs Kat and Ana and adds them to the juggling pile) Around and around we go!
9 Volt: Room for one more! (Joins in with the others) Yeah!
18 Volt: Okay. Better not overload this or we'll all fall down and…..
Toadette: Cool! Juggling party!
Toadette, Captain Toad, Mac, Bloo, Megan and Buford joined in with the juggling but it was too much for 18 Volt and everyone fell down.
Ana: Ha! That was fun! Right 9 Volt? (Notices where she is and blushes) Uh…
Ana had managed to land on top of 9 Volt who was staying silent but blushing slightly. 18 Volt groaned as he got up and dusted himself off but smiled when he saw the scene.
[CONFESSIONAL: 9 Volt & 18 Volt]
18 Volt was playing a violin and creating a romantic tune making 9 Volt hide under his helmet and run out of the confessional.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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[STAGE THREE – SCENTED SURFING]
The gang were seen getting various equipment from the storage room and were now seen looking out at the various coloured waters flowing through the system.
Raimundo: Oh yes! Time for some sweet surfing!
Omi: But why is the water filled with m any different colours?
Marco: I guess it's how they transport the flavourings into the jawbreakers.
Number 4: So weird. But we're used to that.
Isabella: So we just surf our way down there?
Eddy: Yes. Just ride the waves to victory!
Everyone saw Eddy riding Ed who's mouth was being used as a motor like one used on a boat. They zoomed around nearby them before riding through the system out of sight.
Eddy: Use any means possible! That's the Cartoon Crafts way!
Bender: You heard the freaky kid. Let's ride through the system! Woo-hoo!
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All 23 teams were surfing down the system. Bender and Fry were on a metal surfboard bent into shape by Bender. The two cheered as they zoomed past Number 4 and Number 3 who was on Number 4's shoulders as the two surfed down the system. Mac and Bloo surfed past Jack Spicer and Megan. Mac waved to Megan who waved back while blushing.
Jack Spicer: So, Mac huh? Sounds like a good person to be related to. When is the wedding?
Megan: (Blushing furiously) N-No. What makes you think I like him?
Jack Spicer: The expression on your face and Omi.
Megan: (Embarrassed) D-Don't annoy me with this.
Jack Spicer: I won't. You don't annoy me and I won't annoy you. Just try to find the right time to ask him out.
Megan: Hmm.
Phineas and Isabella zoomed past the two Spicers. Phineas had his arms around Isabella to keep her safe which made Isabella blush. Buford zoomed past using Baljeet as a surfboard. Buford had his hands raised in the air as he was having fun until wumpa fruits were shot at Buford throwing him off balance and into the system. Coco was revealed to be the one firing the wumpa fruits Crash and Coco they zoomed past the two and grabbed Baljeet onto the surfboard.
[CONFESSIONAL: Crash & Coco]
Coco: I like Baljeet as a friend so I don't want Buford to keep bullying him all the time.
Crash made a cheering noise as he gave a thumbs up sign.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Buford & Baljeet]
Baljeet: Coco is nice. I like her.
Buford: I hate her.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Mimi transformed her legs into a surfboard as she and Fawful rode the waves. The two laughed in a sort of disturbing tone. Sam and Max rode their surfboard across the waves like they were riding a rampaging bull. Todd and Maurecia rode past them on a surfboard with wheels attached to it as they were driving on water.
[CONFESSIONAL: Todd & Maurecia]
Todd: Anything that gets Maurecia energetic requires wheels. It's one of her main things in life.
Maurecia: WHEELS EXTREME!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Raimundo rode the waves with style on his surfboard as Omi made big waves to travel on behind him using his abilities as the Dragon of Water. Candy was sitting on her surfboard that was huge with a treadmill that Grenda was running on to power the surfboard as it had propellers on the bottom.
[CONFESSIONAL: Candy & Grenda]
Candy: You'd be surprised what you could find in that storage room.
Grenda: And I got to run a lot! Yeah!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Sandy and Karate Joe rode past the two girls on a surfboard. Sandy was cheering like she was back in Texas while Karate Joe had a calm but serious look. All of the other teams were seen riding together but Boo and Kamek were on a floating surfboard. Lord Hater saw Wander and Sylvia zoom past them and got angry as he ran across the water without falling into it and firing green laser blasts. Peepers sighed and saw Boo and Kamek floating by. He used a grappling gun to get onto Kamek's floating surfboard.
Peepers: Kamek. Just the wizard I wanted to see.
Kamek: Wow. Good job getting up here. What do you need?
Peepers: Well Lord Hater's obsession with beating Wander is getting WAY out of hand. Do you have some sort of magical device to help me in this situation?
Boo: Ooh! Give him the Spirit Shocker!
Peepers: The what now?
Kamek: (Gives Peepers a collar that had a flashing light shaped like a Boo ghost) It's the Spirit Shocker. Put this on Lord Hater's neck and every time he gets out of hand, it'll shock him like a person dying and turning into a ghost.
Peepers: A bit extreme but I will give it a go. Thanks.
Kamek: No problem.
[CONFESSIONAL: Boo & Kamek]
Boo: Do you think that collar will work?
Kamek: Just until Lord Hater gets so angry with it, he'll go on a rampage and end up eliminating himself.
Boo: Do you think that will happen?
Kamek: Don't know for sure (Smirks) but anything is possible on this show!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Everyone ended up falling out of the end of the system and landed on the floor. They all groaned as they all got up and saw that they were ina gigantic room that was designed like a bowling alley. Lines were everywhere with skittles lined up in a triangle and jawbreakers that were as hard as bowling balls. A Tycho Talk Box was at the reception desk. Maurecia skated over and pressed the button but only a 'DING DONG' sound was heard.
Maurecia: Huh? Where's the voice.
Ed and Eddy popped up out of the reception desk dressed in what looked like bowling uniforms. Everyone was surprised by this but no one noticed Peepers who was attaching the Spirit Shocker Collar to Lord Hater.
Eddy: Welcome to the Sugar Rush Lanes! Where bowling is SWEET!
Raimundo: Ugh. That was a terrible joke.
Eddy: Hey, you try sticking to the script all the time. Anyway, we're here to tell you the challenge. It's an All In challenge that is simple.
Ed: Get a strike. From BOTH team members.
Eddy: You can use the jawbreakers or go nuts with whatever you have but BOTH tem members have to get a strike. Once you've done that, exit through the double doors at the end of the bowling room and race to the chill zone outside the back of this factory. All of the other usual annoying statements and last team there….
Ed: COULD be heading home! (Notices Eddy's glare and shrugs his hsoulders) What? I wanted to say part of the challenge information.
Eddy: Whatever. Any questions?
Toadette: Yes. Why do you two pop up everywhere?
Eddy: Three words. Cameos and jawbreakers.
Ed: Let's get BOWLING!
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The teams began to bowl to try and get strikes. Jawbreakers were seen rolling down the lanes hitting pins that were falling over. Wander was bowling a lot of jawbreakers and Lord Hater was trying to beat him at his own game but was getting shocked every time he tried to fire jawbreakers at Wander.
Lord Hater: (Getting shocked again) Argh! Peepers! Why am I getting shocked all of a sudden!? (Notices the collar) And what is this ugly thing!?
Peepers: It's a Spirit Shocker Collar sir! You're obsession with destroying Wander has gotten out of hand! I took action and you will keep feeling those electric shocks unless you FOCUS ON THE GAME AND WIN! WIN AND CONQUER THIS COMPETITON LIKE A TRUE LORD HATER!
Lord Hater: …. (Quietly) O-Ok.
Lord Hater focused his thoughts away from Wander and bowled a strike without any problems. The collar did not shock him making him feel impressed.
Lord Hater: Wow. This collar really does work! Thanks Peepers! Now that I'm done, I can destroy WANDER and (Gets shocked again) Ack! I mean wait until you have bowled a strike! (Nervously) Hehe.
Peepers: Good to hear that sir.
[CONFESSIONAL: Lord Hater & Peepers]
Peepers: (Looking at Lord Hater who is in a meditating position trying to draw out all thoughts of Wander) Seems like it's working. This will be great! Lord Hater will stop focusing on Wander and we'll progress until we win this game! What could possibly go wrong!?
The words FORESHADOWING appeared onscreen below Lord Hater and Peepers.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The scene was now focused on the Grim Reaper and Billy. The Grim Reaper just bowled a strike with a jawbreaker.
Grim Reaper: Alright Billy. I got the first strike so now it's your turn. Get a jawbreaker and bowl us the second strike.
Billy: (Burps as he was seen eating the rest of the jawbreakers in their pile) Ah, those were good jawbreakers.
Grim Reaper: Billy! Those were rock hard jawbreakers! Now what are you going to bowl with?
Billy: Hmm…I know! (Takes off Grim's skull) Let's bowl!
Grim Reaper: BILLY! Stop using my head as a bowling *Gets rolled into the pins knocking them down) Ow!
The two didn't notice a jawbreaker breaking into the rest of Grim's body making the bones fall apart and scatter around the bowling room on their own will. Grim's skull returned out of a ball dispenser and Billy picked his skull up into his hands.
Billy: Ta da! A perfect strike!
Grim: (Sighs) Whatever. Just put my skull back on my (notices the rest of his body is gone) My body! Billy! We need to find the rest of me!
Billy: No time! We need to reach the chill zone! Let's roll!
Grim Reaper: WAIT!
Billy didn't listen as he ran off with Grim's skull. No one noticed a green figure in a dress walking away while smirking.
[CONFESSIONAL: Fawful & Mimi]
Mimi: Got two strikes for the price of one! Ha! One by one they will all go down! And then WE WILL REIGN SUPREME! YEAH!
Fawful: (Notices the insane look in Mimi's eyes) Fawful is concerned about the insanity levels of the chaotic yet charming Mimi but Fawful will take the pain train for now and see where the chortles will lead Fawful and Mimi too.
Mimi: (Sees Fawful exiting the confessional and blushes) C-Charming!? I'm charming? (Blushes and smiles obliviously to the camera) Mimi has someone special in her life!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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At the chill zone, Don was waiting for the teams to arrive. Billy and Grim arrived at the chill zone.
Don: Hey guys! (Notices Grim) Woah! Where is the rest of you?
Grim Reaper: Somewhere inside the bowling room but we're her so we're first!
Billy: YES!
Don: I'm afraid that isn't the case.
Grim Reaper: What?
Don: Since you are not fully assembled, every part of your team isn't at the chill zone. You'll have to reassemble Grim and get back here to score a place.
Grim Reaper: ARGH! Come on Billy! We need to find my parts!
Billy: (Sighs) On it!
The two ran back inside as Buford, Baljeet, Crash and Coco ran up to the chill zone.
Don: Nice work you four! First and second place!
Coco: Yes! (Hugs Baljeet and Crash) We did it!
Buford: Ugh. Buford doesn't like hugs a lot.
Baljeet: (Smiles) Just deal with it.
[CONFESSIONAL: Crash & Coco]
Coco: We formed an alliance earlier! Crash, Buford, (Blushing) Baljeet and I will try to dominate this game!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
More teams appeared onscreen in rectangles with multiple colours.
3rd [Fawful & Mimi]
4th [Star & Marco]
5th [Todd & Maurecia]
6th [Lord Hater & Peepers]
7th [Fry & Bender]
8th [Sandy & Karate Joe]
9th [Number 3 & Number 4]
10th [Wander & Sylvia]
Billy was seen onscreen reassembling the Grim Reaper bit by bit.
11th [9 Volt & 18 Volt]
12th [Sam & Max]
13th [Boo & Kamek]
14th [Candy & Grenda]
15th [Danny & Sam Manson]
16th [Captain Toad & Toadette]
17th [Ami & Yumi]
18th [Raimundo & Omi]
19th [Jack Spicer & Megan]
20th [Phineas & Isabella]
21st [Mac & Bloo]
22nd [Kim & Ron]
Billy and a fully reassembled Grim Reaper ran up to the chill zone.
Grim Reaper: We're back and fully assembled! Are we too late!?
Billy: Don't bring us into suspense!
Don: Sorry boys. Your setback has made you come in last. It's over for you two.
Billy: (Sighs) Why did you fall apart?
Don: Well I don't want to accuse people but there MIGHT be one team sabotaging people to eliminate them but I'm sure that they won't strike again and again. Right?
The words FORESHADOWING appeared onscreen again.
Grim Reaper: Whatever. Let's go get some ice cream Billy.
Billy: YES! ICE CREAM!
The two walked away from the scene.
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[ELIMINATION RECAP: Grim Reaper & Billy]
Scenes involving the Grim Reaper and Billy rolled by.
Grim Reaper: That race was ok but nothing beats the insanity of Endsville!
Billy: So many crazy adventures and this one will get added to the long list!
Grim Reaper: But for us, the worst painful event has yet to come.
Billy: So true. The wrath of Mandy awaits for us back home.
Grim Reaper: But we'll survive it. Just like we always do!
Billy: Yeah!
The two were scene rolling on jawbreakers down the road.
Grim Reaper: Finally a chance for some peace.
Billy: You want to sing road trip songs on the way back?
Grim Reaper: …..Don't spoil the silence Billy.
Billy: (giggles) Ok Grim.
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Don: Well that was interesting. Come back for more epic action right here on…
Ed & Eddy: (Popping up next to Don) THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Don: Stop stealing my lines!
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END OF EPISODE