Author's Note: I humbly apologize to all my readers, followers, and reviewers (I love you all for sticking with my story despite the lousily slow updates) as I have been so slow in bringing this out. Reviewers had requested this, and it was pretty popular in the poll too, so here it is. I hope you enjoy, and I'll try to bring out the next chapter ASAP. Those of you interested may check out my other 7 Minutes In HEaven series: Bleach style! which is longer than this (9 characters out now).


A Green Sword

You got: Claude Faustus!

"How the hell did that even fit in there?" You said out loud, as you pulled out a huge-ass green sword from the hat. Ciel shrugged. "Don't ask." You smirked and waved it about, then handed it to Lizzy. "So, Lizzy, who's making out with me?" Lizzy chuckled. "Claude? Isn't that yours?!" Alois exclaimed, popping out of nowhere all of a sudden. Lizzy handed Laevateinn to Hannah as she ran to drag Claude out of the crowd. You remained calm on the outside, but inside, you were tearing yourself apart. Score, you thought, I wanted any one of the black butlers anyways…You stepped inside before Claude, as Alois joyfully said, "Have a good time!", winked and bolted the door. Once you two were drenched in darkness, you decided to make small talk. "So…Claude…what up?" you asked. Since you got no reply, you frowned. "Hey, I'm talking to you, butler-boy!" In the darkness, his golden eyes picked you out. You grinned. "So, Claude-y…or should I call you Cloudy…" you pondered out aloud. "Yeee…Cloudy's good enough." He kept staring at you. "Still not saying anything? What a shame…" you groaned. "And here I thought I'd go slow and merciful on you…" Without any further ado, you rushed into him, knocking him to the wall of the closet with a loud thunk. You could hear cat calls from outside. You went up on your toes and sealed your lips to his. Claude remained motionless. Seriously? You're getting kissed here! Do something, ya stick! You screamed in your head. You pressed your body closer to him, pressing your lips even more roughly against his ones. You heard the smallest, most inaudible groan in the world as he finally responded to your body crushing into his own. You pulled your lips away. "Ready to say something, Cloudy?" His eyes narrowed in the slightest. You chuckled, bringing your lips into contact with his once more in a searing kiss. You ran your tongue along his lower lip. No reaction. You forced through his lips. No resistance. You scanned the entirety of his mouth. No nothing. You undid the buttons of his tailcoat as you continued to kiss him. The shirt buttons soon followed, leaving his chest partially exposed to your touch. Still nothing? You thought. But there's one last ace up my sleeve. You fiddled with the buckle on his belt, pulling it out in one fell swoop. He looked down at your fingers, as you smirked at him. You grabbed his lower face with two fingers and thumb, and brought it to face you. "What's wrong, Claude?" And with that, you opened the button to his pants.

Before you knew what was going on, your found yourself shoved against the wall opposite to the one you'd pushed claude against with another loud thunk.. Cue catcalls from outside. Clasping your wrists behind your back in one gloved palm, Claude was breathing down on your neck. "Are you trying my patience, (y/n)?" You chuckled. "Of course, I am." You replied calmly. You turned angled your head to look behind your shoulder, at Claude's handsome face, and winked. Claude continued to look at you with slightly narrowed golden eyes, when you ran your leg up the inside of his leg, all the way up his inner thigh. It ran up and up, and that was it. It came to a point where you threw him off the edge. And before long, you found yourself sprawled on the ground. An almost demonic fury had overcome the butler as he bit that certain point in your neck which made you moan loudly. "Tch." Claude looked at you, straightening his glasses with the hand that wasn't supporting him above you. "You're too loud." You smirked as he continued to nibble at that point, creating a fairly visible hickey. He undid the front of your dress, clearly displeased at being the only one exposed so far. His hand caressed your chest, and went down to the sides as he leaned in and kissed you roughly. He was about to pull back when you grasped his hair and pushed your lips against him even harder. You grabbed either side of his waist between your knees and flipped over so that he was beneath you. Your tongues fought a battle of dominance. You heard a loud moan from yourself, and a short, almost inaudible groan from Claude. He now mimicked your trick, flipping you two over till you were lying beneath him on your back (how big is this closet anyways?).

When Alois and Lizzy yelled "times up" in unison, Claude looked at you. "Perfect butler, do something!" you feigned agony. "We're not done with this fight yet!"

When Grell threw open the large doors, all that remained in the closet was a discarded tailcoat. "Will these people quit doing that?" Ciel grumbled.


A/N: So, whatcha think? R&R! 3