I totes flew away as fast as I cud from my parents. I felt a mixter of feelins. A part of me wos happi becos I had bin reunited wif my faver. But I wos also sad because he wanted me to go and becum the dragon picrunes! I dident wont to be the dragon princess. I wanted to go to totally school wif my bffls – Elisif, Byrnjolf, and my totes boyfriend Farkas. I smiled when I thinked abowt my totes bf. Him eyes were silver, the colour of werewolf. He totes was so cuuuute – wait, ive gotten derstracted from the story! Ok where totes was I? oh yeah I was totes flying away.

I kwickly flew to my totes bf's house. He lived in the grate hole with the rest of the companyens, theyre sharehousing. I said hi to Aela the Huntress, his housemate.

"sup aela?"

"Omg like 20 ppl want to marry me today," she complained. Every1 wants to marry Aela becos she is a totally cool badass womana.

"Farkas will you help me. My parents want to take me away!"

He looked surprise, I saw him totally silver eyes totally widen with fear. "Oh no! Where?"

"To the dragon kingdom to be the dragon prinsess!"

"Noooo! Carnt they just have another bby to be princess instead?"

"Hmm that's a gud ideea. Wait, I have an even better idea!"

"Ok I need to run away!"

"But dident you want to be with ur friends and school?'

"Ok, Frraeks, you need to lissen carefully. We need to smuggle Skyrim High School out of the country!"

"Umm aren't schools big? How are you gonna do that?"

"Farkass, im a dragon. And ur a werewolf, werewolfs are strong. Why don't you get your totally housemates to help smuggle it? Theyre all totes strong."

Farkas looked think for a moment. He isn't very smart, so it took him a moment to totally complete his thinking. "Ok, he totes agreed."

It was the middle of the totally night. Me and my totally frends were all outside Skyrim High. We were gonna move it to Akavir, so it wud never be found. First we had to dig it out of the totally ground so we could like, totally move it. All the camponions turnt into totally werewlves . Every1 knew that they were all totally werewolfs anyway, so no one midned. Totes Farkas came up to me in werewolf form and sniffed me. Aww, it was so totally cute, like a puppy. I petted him. "ok farkas get back to work," I sed, "ill give u a treat," I said making fun of the fact he is a totally werewolf, which is like a wolf, which is like a dog and dogs like treats.

When we were totally done digging up the skewl, we totes carried it to the docks at Solitude and put it on a boat which was totally going to saiel to Akavir, which is a totes continent. Then I realized I had to totally notifie the rest of the skewl.

I hopped on the totally website, . (AN: this isnet a real website don't try to go on it) and wrote.

Deer Staves and Stutents.

The school has bin moved to Akarvir. Don't ask why. Pls catch a boat from Soltitude or rigten to get there. I hope this sint a totally… wait I crossed out the totally so they didn't know it was me – inconvicnec.

-the school

I knew how to hack in and totally pretend to be a staff, because im totally very good at lots of things like a protagonist of a fanfic like this totally should be. Oops I broke the fourth wall again, I mean like I totally dropped it when I was flying with the building in my talons. I quickly repaired the foruth wall with a repair hammer which I stole out of Cyrodiil because we totally donet have any in skyrim. In skyrim nothing breaks, not even my nale varnesh.

I totally went to school on Monday. No one was there, except of course for my totally frends.

"Why is no one here?" I ttotlaly complayned.

"Well Akavir is very far away. They probably just haven't arrived yet." Sed Elsiif, she is smart and logic.

I totes decided to start building dorms while I waited. I figured we would totes need them since the schul was now so far away. I made a cute designer dorm with totes pastel colours on the curtains. But by 3.00pm, time to go home, no one had still turnt up. I sat down and cri. Then I totally pulled out my phone.

I totes went on the news page. It sed

SKYRIM HIGH SCHOOL DISAPPEARS OVERNIGT! STUDENTS CONFUSED OVER SUDDEN DISAPPEAR!

Well I left a note damn

I totes check the school site, some1 had taken down my note. Omg I wos annoyed I put it back up.

I was totes stressed out, so I did some homework. I cudent beliv no1 had totally come. I was offended. I went to my pastel dorm and went to sleep, I had a weird dreem it wos abowt my dog Punksi. He turned into a totally dragbon – totes Alduin and eated my boyfriend Farkas. I woke up cryng. I don't want my totes bf to die, we have the best relationsubmarine ever.

I totes saw I had a missed call. It was from mum. Where are you? She totally left on my voice mail. Pls come back was the text. I totes deleted the messages. I dident want my parents to come. I wanted t be free and totally stay with my friends. When I totally left my dorm, I saw that a cupple of ppl had arrived. I totally went to go greet them. I let them pick their totes dorms.

"Thanks," said Miranda an argonian, "ur the best school caption ever!"

I totally went to my frist class for the day, which was religions. I totally waited patiently alone in the classroom for my totes teacher, Heimskr. Wtf, he didn't come. I totally went on my school website and sent an email to the principle, Titus Mede to complain.

"Ur teechers are useless, they don't evan come to classes! You nede to hire some new ones!"

2 mins later I got a reply. "They carnt find the skewl, where is it?"

"In Akavir, didn't u reed the note?"

"Wtf wuts it doing there? Hildreannaleena you moved it didn't you. That's, it ur getting a SUSPENSION!"

I gasped. I didn't want to be suspend fgrom my totally high school. "u carnt do that,, that's totally mean!"

"Hildreannaleena, you're a truble maker, you always fus ro dah and kill totally people."

I slammed the lid of my totally laptop down and stomred off to my dorm. The stupid printapel cudent suspense me if he wasn't even hare.

My phone started ringing, it was the totally police, the Whiterun Guard.

"Hildreannaleena please bring the school back," begged they. I hung up. I turnt arownd and saw a totally guard in my dorm!

"excuse me this is my dorm, get out."

"I am totally Kyler, from the Whirerun Guard. I am here to ask you to pls return the totally school! I know that's a lot of effort but we will help!"

"Kyler if you don't totally get out I'll set you on fire."

"No please Hildraennaleena, you need to return the school."

I was totes annoyed so I set him on totally fire. He broke his leg. Then I heard a noise outside. Oh my totes nein divines, they were totally stealing the school!