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A/N: Chronologically this is the first mission, but it was shown as Episode 4
The Almighty Utensil
"I can't believe this!" exclaimed Kim. "It's Friday night and I'm stuck home watching the tweebs!"
"Kim why don't you go in the Kitchen and phone a friend, a female friend." advised Naruto.
"Whatever." grumbled Kim as she marched away.
"What's her problem?" questioned Tim.
"Yeah, even she's usually not this Bi-" added Jim
Naruto cut them off before they got into even more trouble, "Bonnieish? Yeah, she technically lost in her fight with Shego the other day and has been moody about it ever since."
Jim smirked at him, "Shego?"
Tim followed up, "Is that the one girl you're always-"
Naruto quickly changed the subject, "Did I ever tell you guys about our first time going up against Drakken? That guy is one of the most pathetic villains of all time. The case all started..."
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"Excuse me! Sorry! Coming through here! In a hurry!" hollered Kim as she raced through the halls towards her locker.
"Whoa-Ah!" exclaimed a dark haired guy as Kim sent him spinning like a top.
"Sorry about that!" apologized Kim without looking back as she rapidly entered her locker combination. As soon as her locker opened, she jammed a floppy disk into the computer and hit the print button.
The first paper quickly printed out, however, it was not apart of her term paper as she expected, "What is this!"
As if on cue, Naruto appeared and snatched the paper from her, "All you can eat coupons for the grand opening of Konichiwa Ramen in Denver. A feast fit for a king.."
"Yum-yum!" added Rufus in agreement.
"Na-ru-to!" growled Kim as she grabbed him by the collar. "I have only half a minute to print my history paper!"
The instant she uttered this, the next paper printing out came out crumpled and the printer halted.
Naruto released himself from her grip, "Paper Jam. Looks like you're in need of a Rufus service call."
"Be serious, Naruto! This is my term paper!" yelled Kim.
The blond waved off her concern, "Rufus! There's an extra slice of swiss at lunch if you fix Kim's printer in under half a minute."
The mole rat was instantly on alert, his eyes becoming cheese slices for moment before he dove in with an exclamation of, "Queso!"
"Come on..." pleaded Kim.
Naruto gave her a reassuring pat on the shoulder, "Kim no need to worry, Rufus is the tweebs go to fix-it guy."
"Not helping Naruto." she replied with a glare.
"Done!" squeaked Rufus as he popped up out the top of the printer. He gave the printer a kick and it started printing again.
"It's all here!" exclaimed Kim as she picked up the rapidly printing papers. "You rock, Rufus! Now, I need to hurry before I'm late!"
After slamming her locker closed, she took off around the corner only for the bell to ring and the redhead to slam right into the chest of one Vice Principal Steve Barkin.
"Looks like your tardy again there, Ms. Possible. What's that, the third time this semester?" questioned Mr. Barkin.
"I'm not sure." nervously replied Kim.
"Looks like I'll be seeing you after school tomorrow." stated Mr. Barkin.
"At cheer leading practice?" hesitantly asked Kim.
"AT DETENTION!" bellowed Mr. Barkin.
Kim gave him a look of horror, "Detention?"
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Kim let out a sigh as she played with the food on her dinner plate. She was completely oblivious to the war of peas her brothers were engaging in across the table.
"Jim, Tim, no projectile vegetables in the house." warned James before a grin slowly formed across his face. "Go use the launch pad out in the yard."
"Excuse us!" announced both boys as they high tailed it out the door.
"Is something wrong, Kimmie?" asked Anne. "You've hardly touched any of your food."
Kim let out a depressed sigh, "Mom, you're a brain surgeon and Dad, you're a rocket scientist. And what am I? Detention girl!"
A surprised look flashed across her mother's face, "Detention?"
"A Possible has never had detention!" exclaimed James. "Well, except for your brothers, but they're little monkeys."
The three all turned their heads to look out the window after hearing a shout from Naruto.
"You may have your fancy launch pad, but I hold the ultimate vegetable launching weapon! Behold the Spoon! Fire in the hole!" yelled Naruto.
"Hickabicka boo?" questioned Tim.
"Housha! Eat spinach!" yelled Jim.
"Amateurs! Taste the sting of frozen peas!" roared Naruto.
"Ah! I'm hit!" Tim cried out.
The three shook their heads before returning to the conversation at hand.
"Tell us what happened, Kimmie." said Anne.
"I was just a little late on my way to class because I had a little trouble printing my term paper. It was no big, unless you're Mr. Three-Strikes Barkin." complained Kim.
"Sounds like this Mr. Barkin is reasonable. Tough, but fair." stated James.
"Dad, I'm a cheerleader, we don't do detention." explained Kim as if it was an obvious fact.
"Really, who exactly does do detention?" inquired Anne with amused look on her face.
"Oh, that is it! Rufus, use the sling shot!" rang the yell of Naruto from outside.
Kim gave her parents a poignant look, "I think my point is self explanatory. Naruto's always getting into trouble, I don't think there's a school rule he hasn't broken."
James smirked at her, "No wonder you two are such good friends then, you're fellow rule breakers."
Kim slunk back into her chair, "I plead the fifth."
Suddenly the Kimmunicator went off, causing Anne and James to frantically check their pagers.
"No worries, it's just the Kimmunicator." informed Kim. "What up, Wade?"
"I got hit on your website from the Amazon." informed Wade.
Kim was definitely interested now, "The Amazon?"
"Yeah, I set you up with Gustavo for a ride. Pack your insect repellent." advised Wade before he hung up.
Anne gave Kim an incredulous look, "South America?"
"On a school night?" added a glaring James.
Under the intense stares from her parents, Kim countered with her most potent weapon, the puppy dog pout.
"Oh, alright." relented Anne. "But finish your peas first."
Kim smirked, "You're tough, but fair."
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A few hours later, Team Possible found themselves touching down in the Amazon Jungle via Sea Plane.
"Thank you, so much for your assistance with the flood in our village. I only wish I could do more." thanked Gustavo.
"No big, it was easier than swim practice." replied Kim.
Naruto snorted, "Oh, yeah? Then how did Rufus end up setting the village fishing record for piranhas?"
"What can I say, you make great bait." replied Kim with a smirk.
"Yep-yep!" squeaked Rufus in agreement.
"Traitor." grumbled Naruto.
The Kimmunicator then beeped.
"Kim, I've got the security footage from Professor Akari's lab." stated Wade.
He quickly played to footage which revealed a girl in a green and black form fitting suit with long black hair and an athletic build.
"Who is she? She's good." observed Kim.
Naruto let out a wolf whistle, "Damn. Now that, is what I call a woman."
Kim scoffed, "She's also a thief."
Naruto grinned, "Good, that means we'll be seeing a whole lot of each other."
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A short time later the trio found themselves making their way through the thick foliage of the Amazon Jungle. Outside of the copious amounts of insects crawling all over the place, they ran into little trouble. The only oddity Kim noticed was her blond best friend. Naruto kept turning his head in random directions and opening his mouth and sticking his tongue out before quickly closing it. The redhead's curiosity finally got the best of her.
"What?" she asked.
"Nothing, just feeling a little froggy. Or is it toady..." replied Naruto.
Kim couldn't help but laugh, "You are such a goof."
They soon found themselves climbing ladders high into the trees to reach the lab of Professor Akari.
"Kim Possible, thank you for coming on such sort notice." greeted Professor Akari as they entered.
"You mind if a borrow of a few of these?" questioned Naruto gesturing at the insects crawling all over the lab. "I have this great idea..
Kim elbowed him in the ribs, "Not happening. Now, what exactly was stolen professor?"
"That's why I called you, I don't know. The gang is all here." responded a puzzled Professor Akari.
"Rufus, I think these guys could give you a run for your money." said Naruto as he observed the various insects crawling and hovering around the computer.
"No way." squeaked Rufus.
"Computer, huh?" pondered Kim as she took a look back at the security footage on the communicator and noticed the thief do something to it before taking out the camera. "What's on your computer?"
"Oh, well it's very experimental-" he suddenly gasped and rushed over to the computer. "Ah! My project! The took the Tick!"
"The Tick?" questioned Naruto.
"Yes! The Tick!" exclaimed Professor Akari.
Suddenly Naruto and Rufus broke out into a rendition of The Tick theme song, "Duh dweeee da-da-da dwee dow! Duh dweeee..."
Kim face-palmed, "And we've lost them..."
"Oh no, you've misunderstood. This was not The Tick." corrected Professor Akari.
Naruto and Rufus suddenly halted their song, "Awww..."
He informed, "On the disk was a digital blueprint for cyber genetic tick that would be virtually identical to the real thing."
"Why did you make it?" asked Naruto.
The professor shrugged, "Oh no particular reason, I just have a lot of time on my hands."
"At least you're more productive with it that most people." replied Kim.
Naruto gave her a sharp look, "Was that a shot?"
Kim ignored him, "Who would want or need a robot tick?"
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At top the hills of an unknown island, Shego marched across a pathway, when suddenly the ground gave way beneath her, dropping her into a tunnel slide. She slide down for a few minutes before being dropped onto a lazy-boy in the middle of Dr. Drakken's lair.
"Can't you have a normal door?" grumbled Shego.
"Did you get it?" questioned Drakken as he turned around from the fire he was standing in front of.
"I don't know why you want it, but I got it." replied Shego.
"This is fantastic! I get to build the Tick!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken before he suddenly broke into a rendition of the Tick theme song. "Duh dweeee da-da-da dwee dow! Duh dweeee da-da-da dwee dow..."
"Dr, Drakken, you do realize you are singing out loud?" interrupted Shego.
He just gave her a blank look before continuing, "Dweee dah do dah..."
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The next day after school, Kim and Naruto were gathered at his locker when Wade called.
"Make it quick, Wade. I'm in a bit of a hurry." said Kim.
"I know, cheer leading practice." replied Wade.
"No, actually it's detention." informed Kim with a grimace.
Wade frowned at her, "Cheerleaders don't get detention."
Kim changed the subject, "Back to the case, Wade!"
"I got an ID of that freeze frame from the security footage. Her name is Shego. She's wanted in eleven countries." informed Wade.
Naruto let out a wolf whistle, "Hey, wherever she go, I go. That is one foxy lady."
"Ugh, so not your type." groaned Kim.
Naruto shrugged, "I'm a 16 year-old male, KP. Any good looking female is my type unless she's a complete airhead. And even then, if she's really hot that can be tolerated."
Kim scoffed, "I didn't realize you we're so shallow."
Naruto snorted, "Josh Mankey."
Kim suddenly gained this goofy grin for minute before going back to normal.
"I think that proves my point." quipped Naruto.
"Touché." grumbled Kim as Naruto shut his locker.
It was then that Mr. Barkin approached them, "Possible, it's 1500 hours."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "It isn't boot camp Mr. B, it's just detention."
Barkin got right in his face, "You want a piece of this Stoppable!"
"Naw, I've got sprints to run." replied Naruto. "But, you won't mind if I escort my friend here to her cell. For some reason, she thinks detention is a big deal."
Both Kim and Mr. Barkin gave him flat looks, "It is a big deal."
Naruto paid them no mind as he strolled down the hall to "Yeah, yeah."
It wasn't long until they reached the detention room.
"What the dattebayo is going on people!" shouted Naruto as he stuck his head in the door to the classroom.
"Boss-man! What up!" greeted Vinnie.
"Hey Boss!" greeted Big Mike.
"Yo Boss! The vending machine is eating quarters again!" reported Junior.
"I'll get Rufus on that ASAP." replied Naruto. "Kim, this is Vinnie, Junior, and Big Mike AKA the Detention Crew."
"Dude, it's a cheer leader!" exclaimed Junior.
Vinnie elbowed him in the chest, "I told you the boss had a connection with the in-crowd."
"Who cares man? It's a cheerleader!" exclaimed Junior. "I bet her skin is all smooth and zit free, like a baby's bottom..."
"Eww..." groaned a grossed out Kim.
"Oi! Kim here knows sixteen different styles of Kung-fu. So no funny business." warned Naruto.
"Yes, boss." the trio replied simultaneously.
"Hey, I run this ship here, people! Everybody sit down and shut it!" ordered Mr. Barkin.
"And cut Mr. Barkin some slack, he didn't get his morning coffee today." added Naruto. "The rest of the faculty should have learned by now."
"Rule 23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee." grumbled Mr. Barkin. "Now scram Stoppable, unless you would like to join us..."
The blond was already gone. Kim let out a sigh as she settled into her seat next to Big Mike. She stared wistfully at the clock, trying to will the time to fly by as fast as possible. The clock suddenly started to spin very rapidly, too rapidly.
"The batteries must be on the fritz, again." muttered Mr. Barkin as yanked it off the wall to fix it.
"Did I just step into the twilight zone?" muttered Kim as she slouched into her seat.
All was quiet for the next ten minutes or so, until Mr. Barkin suddenly started sniffing around.
"Something wrong Mr. B?" asked Vinnie.
"What is that smell!" exclaimed Mr. Barkin.
Junior caught a whiff of it and gagged, "It's awful! It might be some sort of toxic fumes!"
"Yeah, a gas leak that also ruptured the sewer line! It's coming straight through the vents." added Vinnie.
Kim suddenly caught onto the situation as spotted a familiar small paw pop out the vent and give her a thumbs up.
"It might be another experiment gone wrong in the science lab!" she suggested.
"When will they ever learn! No school blows up on Steve Barkin's watch!" yelled Mr. Barkin as he hit the fire alarm. "Everybody out! We're evacuating the school! Move it people!"
'Nice save Naruto!' thought Kim as she ran out the door.
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After Kim's escape from detention, she and Naruto went to his house to work on their homework and wait for a call from Wade about the case.
"You so owe me for that, Kim." stated Naruto as he walked into his room with snacks. "The stink bomb-phony gas leak is only a one-time use detention jail break."
"Stop by Konichiwa Ramen in Denver on the way back from the next mission?" offered Kim.
Naruto just gave her a look.
Kim sighed, "I'm buying."
"Done and done!" declared Naruto.
Rufus gave him a high five, "Yeah!"
Kim gave him a smirk, "So...boss?"
"Hey, don't be dissing the D-crew. They're good guys, a little slow, but definitely good guys." retorted Naruto.
"Which begs the question of how you consistently remain at the bottom of the class rankings." quipped Kim.
Naruto shrugged, "I don't do well on paper tests. The public education system is firmly stacked against me."
Kim just shook her head, "Right..."
Wade then appeared on Naruto's computer screen.
"Hey guys!" greeted the young genius.
"Wade! Any news on our missing thief?" asked Kim.
"Yeah, I need to introduce myself to that foxy mama!" added Naruto.
Kim groaned while Wade just ignored his comment, "I did some legwork with the air traffic reports entering and leaving the area near Professor Akari's lab. I found a small jet of unknown origin whose destination was a small island in the Caribbean."
"Total villain country." remarked Kim.
"Total Jamaica Country! Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Ride! Get on up, it's bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!" exclaimed Naruto and Rufus.
"Rise and shine!" began Wade.
"It's butt whuppin time!" finished Naruto.
Kim rolled her eyes, "Is that all boys do in their spare time? Sit around and quote crappy movies?"
"First of all, no movie with John Candy is a crappy movie." stated Naruto with a serious tone.
"I've wasted many a afternoon watching Uncle Buck." wistfully added Wade.
Naruto continued, "Secondly, dude's talk about video games, sports, TV, and movies. Girls talk about gossip, fashion, and gossip. At least the made up stuff we talk about comes from the minds of people who actually have creativity."
Kim didn't have a retort, so she just pulled down her eyelid and stuck her tongue out at him.
Naruto just grinned, "That's the spirit!"
"Oh, I almost forgot. Apparently, the island the plane landed on is rumored to be haunted." informed Wade.
Kim let out a chuckle, "Yeah, like anyone actually looking for the place would be dumb enough to fall for that."
Rufus let out a yelp as he made a dive for Naruto's sock drawer.
Naruto sighed, "Rufus, I told to you not to stay up watching Scary Movie I & II. You're having nightmares about the Wayan's Brothers again aren't you. No worries, their show isn't in syndication anymore."
Rufus let out a sigh of relief, "Phew!"
"Kim, check your backpack. I got a couple of new things for you." said Wade.
"Hey! I thought I was the gadget wielder of this crime fighting organization!" exclaimed Narutp.
Kim smirked as she pulled a tube of lipstick out of her backpack and held it out towards the blond, "By all means, wield away."
Naruto scoffed, "Lipstick? That's the best you came up with, Wade? Pass."
"It's not an ordinary tube of lipstick." smugly informed Wade.
Kim opened up the tube, and some pink goo shot out onto to Naruto's face. The blond tried to wipe it off, but it was stuck to his face. Rufus burst out in laughter at the sight of his companion.
"Hm, taste like strawberry." commented Naruto.
Wade let out a chuckle, "It's an elastic constricting agent."
Kim pulled a compact mirror out of her backpack, "I've been looking for this..."
Naruto dove for cover, "What's it do, release a deadly knockout gas?"
"No, it allows me to check my face." replied Kim with a giggle.
"Great, it's even worse than I thought." retorted Naruto.
Kim blew a raspberry at him.
Naruto rolled his eyes, "Whatever, let's get a move on."
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Team Possible's infiltration of Drakken's lair had not gone as smoothly as planned. Attempting an underwater entrance in their scuba gear, they set off Drakken's intruder alert system. The mad scientist applied his own current to the waters they were trying to tread, forcing them down a hidden tunnel which dropped them onto a small platform suspended over an underground shark tank. Dr. Drakken and Shego were quite eager to meet their guests.
"I've heard of you, the world famous teen hero Kim Possible." casually stated Dr. Drakken.
"And the other guy." added Shego with a smirk.
"Hey, I am a very important member of the crime fighting team!" bellowed Naruto.
"Oh, really and what exactly is it that you do?" questioned Dr. Drakken.
Naruto scoffed, "You, obviously haven't done your homework, so why should I give all my secrets away?"
"Blast!" growled Dr. Drakken.
Shego raised an eyebrow at his response, "So, maybe he's not just the other guy."
"Yes, yes. Now perhaps you have heard of my work..." insinuated Dr. Drakken.
"Sorry." replied Kim.
"No clue." added Naruto.
"Oh, come on. It'll come to you...I'm a genius..."
"I really don't know." responded Kim.
Naruto shrugged, "Papa Smurf?"
Shego had to turn away from them as she tried to hold back her laughter, "Papa Smurf...Oh boy..."
"IT'S DR. DRAKKEN!" bellowed the blue Doc.
"Dr. Drakken, huh." muttered Kim.
"Aha! I see my reputation precedes me!" gleefully exclaimed Drakken.
"Not really, didn't know you're name until you just told it to us...Dr. Smurf!" replied Naruto, smirking as he added the last part.
Shego clamped her hand over her mouth to silence her laughter as she leaned against the wall, banging on it with her other hand.
"Silence you buffoon!" yelled Dr. Drakken.
"You have something that doesn't belong to you, Dr. Smurf!" accused Kim, unintentionally butchering his name.
"IT'S DRAKKEN!" he screamed.
Shego was now rolling along the floor laughing her ass off, unable to hold back anymore.
Kim shrugged, "Whatever. Just hand it over Dr. Sm-, wait that's not it. What was it again?"
"Dr. Dracula? No, not a vampire, but close. Oh, Dr. Acula!" declared Naruto.
"ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT!" yelled Drakken as he pulled a remote out of his pocket. "My pets are famished, perhaps you two could stay-"
"For lunch?" interrupted Kim.
"I was not going to say that!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Good, because it's actually around dinner time right now." remarked Naruto.
"Fine, stay for dinner!" yelled Drakken as he pressed the button, dropping them into the shark infested waters.
He and Shego retreated back into his lair, leaving the blond, redhead, and mole rat to their fates. The sharks circled around the trio as they came up for air. Kim then dove underwater, approaching one shark alone with her lipstick. Right as it bared its teeth to dart in for a bite, she fired the constricting agent from her lipstick, forcing its mouth shut and rendering it harmless. On the other side of the room Rufus sat patiently a top Naruto's head as he just stared down the incoming shark. Instead of baring it's teeth and moving in for the kill, the shark suddenly halted in its tracks, seemingly hesitant to continue as Naruto continued to stare at it. Naruto suddenly whipped out a spoon and flashed his teeth, making the shark turn tail and run and hid deeper underwater.
"Spoon!" roared Naruto as he thumped his chest.
"Stop fooling around, let's go!" ordered Kim.
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"Shego, I bet you've wondering, how I plan to use the Tick in my quest for world domination." stated Dr. Drakken as he worked to put the finishing touches on the device.
Shego was still having fits of laughter, "Dr. Smurf...I'm sorry what?"
He froze for a moment, but continued on, his plan to good for that to put him in a down mood, "I'm going to join the tick with a nano explosive of my own brilliant design."
Shego gave him an amused look, "Nano? Is that smurf talk?"
"Nano as in mini." explained Dr. Drakken as if he were talking to a child.
Shego let out a grunt of annoyance, "Why don't you just call it mini?"
"Because nano sounds better!" retorted Dr. Drakken. "Once the nano tick attaches to a victim, they will be at my mercy! They will have to cater to my every whim or else..."
"KABOOM!" exclaimed Shego.
"Exactly! Just imagine the possibilities..." as Drakken ranted on about all the people who had wronged him and how he could exact his revenge, Kim and Naruto slipped unnoticed into the lab and retrieved the disk with the blueprints out of the computer.
"We're definitely putting this guy in the mad scientist category." whispered Kim as they hid behind a desk.
Naruto just gave her a blank look before responding, "For some reason I have to the strong urge to give that guy a double melvin and a swirly."
"It goes away after a while." chimed in Shego as she appeared behind them with her fist engulfed in flame.
"Why do I even bother with the sharks..." grumbled Dr. Drakken as remote dropped down from the ceiling. He pressed the button suddenly laser turrets descended from the ceiling.
"Remote controlled lasers? There's only one thing to say in a time like this." declared Naruto.
Kim just gave him a dry look as she waited for her queue. What happened next surprised even her.
Naruto whipped out his trusty utensil and unleashed a battle cry, "SPOON!"
The lasers fired and Naruto used the spoon to deflect the blasts, doing some serious damage to the various lab equipment.
"How can this be! Foiled by a buffoon with a spoon!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"This place is gonna blow!" exclaimed Shego as she made a run for it, dragging Drakken along with her.
"Move it!" yelled Kim as she, Rufus, and Naruto mad their own mad dash to safety, escaping the lab and leaping off a cliff into the water surrounding the island as the lab exploded behind them.
Kim turned and gave her partner an amused look as they surfaced above water, "Spoon?"
Naruto gave her a serious look, "Both the ultimate battle cry and the ultimate weapon. It's also reinforced by Wade's top secret titanium alloy."
"Spoon!" exclaimed Rufus as he nodded in agreement.
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The next afternoon found Kim in her cheer leading uniform, returning to her normal non-detention routine after school.
"Ah, time for practice." sighed Kim as she shut her locker. When she turned around she almost got flattened by Big Mike, "Hey, Big Mike."
"Cheerleader." grunted Big Mike in response.
"What up big man!" greeted Naruto as he came around the corner.
"Hey, boss." greeted Big Mike as he moved down the hall.
Naruto gave her a pat on the shoulder, "Looks like you really connected with the D-Crew, KP."
"I did not connect with them. I am not one of your minions, Naruto." growled Kim as she turned and stomped off to practice.
"They're not my minions, Kim, they're my boys! Besides Kim, you got street cred now!" exclaimed Naruto.
The redhead gave no response as she walked away.
"Don't you realize how long it took me to build up my street cred?" grumbled Naruto.
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Kim was glad everything was back to normal. Professor Akari had just called to tank her for returning his research and now cheer leading practice was starting, "Ready, Okay-"
Bonnie alerted her to something behind her, "Um, Kim."
The redhead turned to come face to face with Mr. Barkin, holding up a closed zip-lock bag with some green liquid in it.
He got right in her face, "Found a the remnants of a stink bomb in the ventilation system. I know it's the work of your buddy Stoppable, even though I can't prove it. He'll get his in due time, but right now you're doing your time. Detention, Possible."
Bonnie scoffed, "Kim, maybe nobody informed you, but we don't get detention."
Kim dropped her pom-poms on the ground and slunk out of the gym, off to detention.
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Kim knew that a cheerleader in detention was a foreign concept, but she'd thought they'd dealt with all the weirdness yesterday. Apparently she was wrong. With the three boys all staring her, she was starting to get annoyed.
"What is it?" she asked flippantly.
Junior pointed at her nose, "I think it's a zit."
"Cheerleaders don't get zits. Weren't you the one going on and on about her perfect skin yesterday?" replied Vinnie.
"Well, what else could it be?" questioned Big Mike.
Junior started rubbing his temples, "Channeling my inner boss...It must be a tiny explosive device!"
Kim remembered Dr. Drakken's tick and whipped out her compact mirror, "I see why Naruto keeps you guys around. This is Drakken's nano tick."
Suddenly the window opened and Naruto stuck his head inside, "Kim, Wade says you got that tick thing on you! We gotta jet!"
"Sorry, Mr. B!" exclaimed Kim as she escaped through the window.
"No one leads a jailbreak on Steve Barkin's watch!" the lights suddenly dimmed on him in a dramatic fashion. "Stoppable you're going down!"
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The crime fighting duo rushed across the school grounds to Naruto's moped. Unfortunately for the teen hero pair, Drakken and Shego had returned to the remains of his lair and discovered that the tick was both intact and active. They'd tracked it all the way back to Middleton and were now right on top of the two as they got on Naruto's moped.
"Give me back my nano tick!" demanded Drakken.
"Possible! Stoppable!" yelled Mr. Barkin as he burst out the side exit of the school building with the D-Crew right behind him.
"Busted!" taunted Vinnie.
"This is just great..." groaned Kim.
"Spoon!" shouted Naruto as he hit the gas.
"Whoa!" shouted Kim as the moped zoomed off. "I thought this was a moped, not a motor cycle!"
"I let the tweebs have a crack at it!" replied Naruto.
"After them!" shouted Drakken as he and Shego pursued.
Naruto cut through the streets of Middleton as best he could, unable to shake Drakken and Shego. As Naruto tried to cut down a side street, Drakken decided to take thing sup a notch.
"You won't get away that easily! Behold the awesome might of my gravatonic ray!" declared Drakken as he yanked on a lever on the hover car dash.
An orange beam of energy emitted from the device attached to the bottom of the hover car, sucking up everything in it's path and reducing it to nothing. He aimed the beam at the moped, but Naruto hit an extra gear and they escaped from the beams grasp. Following closely behind the high speed chase was Barkin in the schools student driver car, the d-crew along for the ride.
"Suspects fleeing at high speeds, maintaining close proximity pursuit. Secondary group also giving chase, their objectives currently unknown." said Barkin to himself.
"Mr. B, I know you like to watch Cops, but-" began Vinnie.
Mr. Barkin cut him off, "There is no talking during a high speed pursuit!"
"You better watch out for that freaky crop dusting beam!" warned Junior.
"That's no crop duster, it's looks like some sort of gravatonic ray!" exclaimed Vinnie.
No sooner did he say this did the car get caught in the ray's traction.
"Looks like you were right about that gravatonic thing." blurted Junior in awe.
"Naruto, double back!" ordered Kim.
The blond turned back to see the car within Drakken's grasp, "They've got the guys? Naruto Stoppable never leaves a man behind! Rufus give it to Kim!"
The mole rat popped out of his pocket, holding out the spoon as Naruto busted a U-turn.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" questioned Kim as she took the spoon.
"Throw!" squeaked Rufus.
"You're still no match for the almighty spoon!" declared Naruto as Kim threw the spoon at the gravity ray. It made a direct hit knocking the beam off target and freeing Mr. Barkin's car from it's control.
Naruto then reengaged in evasive maneuvers, escaping from Drakken's grasp by causing him to suck up a dumpster with the gravity ray. As Shego yelled at Drakken for getting garbage dumped all over them, Naruto and Kim pulled to a stop at Bueno Nacho and quickly scrambled inside.
"You think we'll be safe here?" asked Kim.
"No, I'm all out of spoons." replied Naruto as if the answer was obvious.
"Okay, how about we focus on thing on my nose that's going to blow me up!" yelled Kim.
Drakken and Shego pulled up right above Bueno Nacho, and Shego used the gravity ray to pull the roof right off the restaurant. The green and black clad villain leaped from the hover car right into the restaurant.
"Kim Possible has something that belongs to us and we want it back!" demanded Shego.
"I don't want this thing!" retorted Kim.
Shego was surprised, "Oh, it's on you?"
"This isn't a nose ring!" shouted Kim.
"Take her whole nose if you have to!" shouted Drakken.
"Works for me!" replied Shego as she dropped into a stance. Kim followed suit, only for Naruto leap right in between them holding up a stop sign to both girls.
Shego raised an eyebrow at him, "You got a death wish?"
"I can't believe I'm actually stopping myself from watching this. It was going to be so hot..." grumbled Naruto. "Okay, a lady with freaky flame powers should stay away from the tiny explosive device on Kim's nose unless you want us all to go boom!"
"Not my problem." retorted Shego.
"Very well, you've forced my hand. I must utilize my own super power!" announced Naruto.
Shego scoffed, "You're bluffing!"
'Gotcha!' thought Naruto as he smirked. "We had Wade do a little research on the internet traffic coming from Drakken's lab. Apparently, Dr. Smurf has thing for smurfettes, really digs the blue boobies."
Shego couldn't help but explode with laughter, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Naruto waved a finger at her, "You see, Naruto Stoppable is just too funny."
"Shego!" roared an irate Drakken as he pounded his fists on the dash.
"Never take your eyes off your opponent!" shouted Kim as she nailed the distracted Shego with a vicious roundhouse kick that sent her flying through the door and into the incoming Mr. Barkin. The two of them collapsed into a heap on the sidewalk, unconscious.
"Whoa!" muttered Junior.
"Cheerleader got mad skills!" exclaimed Vinnie.
Suddenly the tick started beeping an flashing on Kim's nose.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Kim in panic.
"Drakken must have accidentally activated the explosive, this situation calls for the only utensil more powerful than even a spoon." declared Naruto.
"A fork?" suggested Vinnie.
"A bigger spoon?" suggested Big Mike.
"No, it's gotta be a knife-wrench." stated Junior.
"I need a spork, stat!" yelled Naruto. Spotting someone eating about to toss him one, he then quickly added, "A clean spork! And, can I also get a number two, no sour cream?"
"So, not the time!" yelled Kim.
Naruto waved off her concerns, "It's no sweat, KP. I've heavily trained in all forms utensil combat."
"The boss is a master of all forms of obscure weaponry. He once took down a flock of birds with only one paperclip." reassured Junior.
"This is a delicate operation." stated Naruto as he unwrapped the spork and Kim laid down flat on a table. The blond adopted a serious look as he took hold of the spork, keeping his hand steady as he inched towards the tick. Everyone in the restaurant stared at the scene in anticipation until Naruto suddenly yanked his hand back and stood up, "You know this reminds of that episode of House, where he's trying to find a tick on this girl. They look everywhere and then at the last minute he finds it in her pu-"
"Na-ru-to!" growled Kim.
"You must have missed that episode." he quickly replied before returning to the matter at hand. As everyone took a breath to prepare for the slow build up of suspense, Naruto quickly swiped his hand across Kim's face and the tick was on the edge of the spork.
"Not as dramatic as House." sighed Naruto in disappointment.
"It's still a bomb!" yelled Kim as she snatched the spork from his hands.
"Dammit, I missed my dramatic moment." cursed Naruto.
Kim proceeded to flick the tick up through the open roof into the sky where it collided with Drakken's hover car. The mad scientist managed to dive out of the flying vehicle moments before it exploded. The crime fighting teens rushed outside to find Drakken barely hanging onto the rotating Bueno Nacho sign.
"Kim Possible! You think you're all that, but you're not!" yelled Drakken.
The police and swat team then pulled up, all quickly emerging from their vehicles and aiming weapons at Drakken.
"Hey, is that a smurf?" questioned one of the SWAT.
"Damn you buffoon!" yelled Drakken.
Kim let out a sigh of relief, "I'm glad that's over with."
"Disaster avoided, stolen property returned, and the bad guys go to jail. Everybody goes home happy." declared Naruto.
"Not everybody." chimed the foreboding voice of Mr. Barkin.
"Yeah, back to detention. You're tough, but fair." reluctantly responded Kim.
"That's right! Detention for the both of you!" bellowed Mr. Barkin.
Naruto gave him a shocked look, "What did I do? There's no rule against busting your best friend out of detention to save her life."
"Your moped was illegally parked when you came to retrieve Ms. Possible. Already got you written up." replied Mr. Barkin as he handed him a detention slip.
"You win this round Mr. Barkin. But, next week you won't be so lucky." proclaimed Naruto.
Mr. Barkin grinned, "I'm always up for the challenge, Stoppable!"
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Both Naruto and Mr. Barkin couldn't figure out how detention had gone so horribly horribly wrong.
"What in the wide wide world of insanity is going on here!" exclaimed Naruto as he tried to tear his hair out.
"Detention is supposed to be a time of anguish, suffering, and silent punishment!" roared Mr. Barkin.
"And the detention crew is supposed to be some of the toughest guys in school!" added Naruto.
Across the room from them, Kim was currently painted the nails of the D-crew, starting with Big Mike.
"Can I have sparkles?" asked Big Mike.
"Save some for me, I'm next!" declared Vinnie.
"No way, I'm next!" shouted Junior as he gave him a shove.
"Hey, I asked for sparkles first!" bellowed Big Mike.
"Boys! What do we do?" scolded Kim.
"Take turns." they all groaned in response.
"Guys! What the hell! Do you what this is going to do to your street cred?" yelled Naruto.
"You may be our Boss, Boss, but she's your boss." reasoned Big Mike.
Naruto wasn't having it, "Oh, hell no! She is so not the boss of me! I'll have you know-"
Kim interrupted, "Naruto, we're stopping at Club Banana after practice tomorrow. There are these new pants I want to get."
"No problem, I'll have my Mom give us a ride." quickly replied Naruto on instinct before continuing. "That I saved the day today- Hey! Not cool!"
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"And now after every time we beat Drakken he does the, 'Kim Possible! You think you're all that, but your not!'. That mission is also why Drakken has build a spoon detector in every single one of his lairs." finished Naruto.
Both Jim and Tim were out cold, snoring on the couch. The blond looked over to Rufus to find him the same way.
"You know what? Screw you guys!" grumbled Naruto. "Last time I tell you about my awesome adventures."
Kim walked back into the family room and smiled, "Put them sleep and I didn't even have to ask you this time. You're getting better."
"Yeah, I- Hey! Stop doing that!"
I'm trying to blow these early episodes that introduce main villains relatively quickly, so I can just really go nuts down the line. Now review!...Oh, and I almost forgot. SPOON!