Chapter 4

Disclaimer: Once again, Shadow belongs to Transformers101, the other OCs belong to me, and the rest belong to Hasbro.

I have no idea how certain TV shows and holidays got to be banned for everyone except the humans, but here they are:

31. No Pokemon or Yu-gi-oh!

(I thought it would be fun to scream at Bumblebee "I choose you!")

(He really did not like that.)

(Epps and Lennox swear too much when playing Duel Monsters)

(So Diamond, Emerald and Ruby began saying those "choice words")

(Then everyone really hated me for introducing those things to the other Autobots)

32. Do not try to explain Christmas, Easter, Saint Patrick's Day, or Valentine's Day.

(Even Galloway got a valentine from Annabelle!)

(Skids and Mudflap wanted me to get drunk with them on Saint Patrick's Day)

(I really don't know how to explain the Easter Bunny or Santa Clause to my fellow Cybertronians)

33. No shooting off fireworks unless it's the Fourth of July and they're being shot off outside!!

(Apparently, Ironhide and Sideswipe thought there was a Decepticon attacking)

(There wasn't)

(I started laughing so hard I fell on my aft and nearly short circuited)

(Ratchet was very unhappy about that)

34. No Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

(Especially not the original cartoon)

(That theme song is very annoying)

(The Chevy twins and Bumblebee tried to copy some of the moves in a battle.)

(They failed miserably)

35. No buying a whole bunch of birds from the pet store and releasing them all over base!

(Way too many droppings to clean up)

(Ironhide shot a lot of them)

(Flareup, Chromia and Arcee were disgusted at the sight)

(I only did that because I was bored!)

(I had too clean up everything by myself)

36. No singing "Single Ladies" when I'm in the room!

(It was only funny the first time!)

(Bumblebee, Sam, Mikaela...)

37. Just because I learned a little bit about being a plumber from my human dad does not mean I'm qualified to help Sarah Lennox fix the showers on base!

(I accidentally turned the water on and sprayed myself)

(It took 10 minutes to find the shut off valve in the basement)

(When I transformed back into robot mode from my human mode, I got electrocuted really badly)

(Ratchet was not happy that he had to drain the water out of my system)

38. Never, ever say the following things randomly:

"Pizza!"

"Noodles!"

"Don't touch me!"

(I really hate people questioning my mental state)

39. Don't mention adult subjects around sparklings or human children!!!

(At all!)

(Diamond asked Shadow what a "disco stick" was)

(She didn't bother to answer)

(Annabelle asked me where Cybertronians come from a.k.a about reproduction)

(I told her to ask Ratchet)

(I don't know if he told her yet.)

40. Robot Chicken, Family guy and South Park are banned for eternity!

(Optimus Prime is not Jewish, he does not have a prostate and humans don't digest food backwards!!!)

(Ratchet was disgusted by the last thing)

(Need I say more?)

Author's note: I know these probably aren't very funny but they're what I could come up with.