September first
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I woke up and looked around in confusion I never wake up this early (after I looked at the clock to see that it was 5:39) I then remembered that I was September first and Harry and I would be going off to Hogwart's and we can get started with the animagus potion. I jumped out of bed and walked over to the closet. I picked out a dark purple shirt with 'We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -Elayne Boosler' in black righting and then a pair of baggy blue jeans. I then walked down the stairs to see Harry getting yelled at by the weasel and the twit. He was wearing black jeans and a blue shirt that looked like it was painted on him. Harry looked up and saw me standing at the top of the stairs smirking down at him; he rolled his eyes and then went back to tuning out the other two. I walked down the stairs and sat down in one of the chairs and just waited until everyone shut up. After about 13 minutes the two shut up and I said,
"As amusing as that was if we don't leave know we will miss the train."
"Miss. Sparrow you are actually going to floo into Hogwarts today."
I turned around and saw Dumbledore was the one that talked. I grunted and then walked over to the fire place and said,
"Ok old man where do you want us to floo to?"
"My office."
I grabbed a handful of floo powder and said,
"My trunk is already packed so I want to see that nothing was touched, Hogwarts Headmasters office!"
I fell out of the fireplace and landed on the carpet and had just enough time to dust the soot off and half way to the door when Harry fell out of the fireplace.
"Wow you have great balance Harry I'm impressed."
"Shut the fuck up you bitch."
"Yes sir sorry sir." I shot back and then ran out of the room before Harry could get back up. I reached the bottom step when a huge shard of ice went flying right by my head.
"You ass are you trying to kill me?"
"No but my aim is getting better just thought you should now."
I glared at Harry when we herd someone come out of the floo and I grinned and said,
"How would you like to play a game?"
"What kind of game?"
"We play hid and go seek with the adults and try to stay away from them as long as we can and then we crass the opining feast."
"I am so in when do we start?"
"Well right... about… NOW!" I shouted and then ran as Dumbledore started to come down the stairs and ran down the hall. Harry swore and then ran after me. We ran up and down halls, stairs and almost blow the south wall off when I pissed Harry off and he made a small earthquake.
When the kids where coming in we waited and then when they where all in we started a mock battle and threw insults and ice or fire shards at each other and then took it into the great hall and then Harry sent a small tsunami at me and I ducked to the side and it ended up hitting Dumbledore instead.
"You moron I thought you said your aim was getting better."
"Sorry twinkle toes but who said I was aiming for you?"
"Harry your not suppose to hurt the teachers."
"He's not a teacher he's the headmaster, big difference."
"He was a teacher once Dwarf Lord."
"Don't call me short." Harry snapped and sent a wall of fire at me fallowed up by a 30 big shards of ice and lightning. I managed to get rid of the fire wall and half of the shards of ice when I had to shadow jump out of the way of having my head impaled by lightning.
"Dude not cool you almost blew my head off!"
"Dose it look like I care?"
"No but you could pretend to." I said and then conquered a gallon of pink paint and flung it at him. Harry ducked and the paint went all over the 6-7th year Gryffindor's. Harry sent a silent spell at me that when I dove to the side hit the Ravenclaw forth years and turned them into frogs.
"Well that's original." I said dryly.
"No need to get sarcastic on me you would have looked better anyway." Harry snapped back.
"Oh is the little guy mad that I called him short."
"You're shorter then me."
"By an inch!"
"Your still shorter then me."
I glared at Harry when we herd someone clear there throat behind us, we spin around to see Dumble's glaring at us from the teacher's table.
"Um sorry," Harry said not sounding sorry at all.
"Yes well Miss. Sparrow it's your tern to get sorted now." Dumbledore said.
I walked over to the three legged stool and said,
"There is no why in hell am I getting on that it's just unsafe," And promptly sat on the ground after stealing the hat from McGonagall.
'Ah miss. Sparrow so nice to meet you.'
Harry forgot to tell me that the stupid thing talked to you so when it did I screamed and through it off my head and looked at I in shock until I herd Harry laughing. I glared at him and then snapped,
"You could have at least told me that it talked." And put the stupid hat back on.
'Sorry to startle you, now on with the sorting… Hmmm well I would have never expected this Mr. Potter is you keeper… well it better be Slytherin!"