We dragged the thing out and used our phone light to get a good look at it.
"Rah! What is that cuz!" Jerome said looking at the thing.
"That ain't no is. That's a was blood." Pest said also examing the body.
"I told you, some exotic creature, like a monkey thing..." Biggz said as we started dragging the thing.
"That fell out of the sky bruv! You tellin' me it's rainin' monkeys?" Pest said.
"That ain't no monkey, monkeys ain't bald is it?" Dennis
"Somebody shaved it then." Biggz
"Who in their right mind would shave a monkey?" I told him.
"Astronauts get bored innit." Biggz
"Dat's some weird fing fam. I don't even know what dat is. I'm not even gonna say." Jerome said
"You know what that is? I'll tell you what that is. That's a alien bruv. Believe it. It came from outer space, tryin' to take over the earth, but it went and landed in the wrong place, you
get me? The wrong place!" Pest said adding emphasis on wrong. We all laughed.
"Straight! Moses, bredren, you killed a alien!" Dennis said.
You saved the planet earth from a alien invasion! You're a legend man!" Biggz said.
"Your Will Smith man!" I told them and they laughed.
"Welcome to London motherfucker!" Dennis said.
"Welcome to the ends!" I told them
"This is the block man." Pest said. "Nobody fucks with the block!"
"The B-L-O-C-K!" Biggz said.
"BRAPP! BRAPP! BRAPP!" We all said Moses in the middle holding the carcass of the alien thing.