Annoying Xemnas
Well We cant let the leader of organization 13 off easy can we? I own no one here save for myself.
The superior was sitting in his office with the door open. It had been a quiet day, too quiet in fact, he just knew something was going to happen. As soon as he sat down he spotted a small gift wrapped box. How thoughtful of whomever, had left it for him, it was rare that they got any gifts at all. His shadow of joy soon turned to annoyance, for when he opened it , he was showered in glitter.
"Someone will pay." Xemnas grumbled.
He then summoned a dusk to clean up the mess, and brushed the glitter off his desk.
"Hey superior." Came the voice of Demyx. "I brought you some coffee."
"Thank you." Xemnas replied taking the cup, and watching Demyx leave the room.
He took a sip, it was not bad freshly brewed too, he then felt something bump his lips unexpectedly. Looking down he saw a spider, spewing the coffee he threw the cup to the floor. Turns out the spider was fake, but it irked him one. Sighing he felt a slight headache coming on, and wandered out into the hallway.
"So how is our target doing?" Questioned Roxas
"You are going to make him mad." Cried Demyx.
"So this is fun, lets keep filming. Axel chimed in.
"Hey superior." Called Invader. "Want some cake?"
"Why should I trust you?" They growled.
"What?" Invader replied confused. "It is just cake, Xaldin made some, Well I kinda stole a slice when they were not looking."
At that moment, Xaldin showed up, and was holding a few pieces.
"I thought that was you." Xalden called smirking. "The kitchen bandit."
"Hey, I was helping you give it out." Invader called back.
"Oh in that case, yes I would like some." The superior called.
Invader handed over the cake slice, while smirking at Xaldin. The two of them left not letting the superior know it was laced with some hot pepper sauce. Invader just gave Xaldin a high five, while Axel, Roxas and Demyx lay in wait. The cake was rather good, till he hit the spicy part . If steam could have shot out of his ears, it would have.
"Burn baby burn." Snicked Axel while filming.
Xemans raced for a water fountain nearly, running into Demyx. He freaked out causing the water to rush though the pipes drenching the superior. He hair was plastered to his face, water dripping down his neck.
"Demyx!" He yelled. "Come here and clean this up at once!"
"Sorry s..superior." Demyx stuttered, grabbing a mop.
Storming off to his room, he ran into some shrink wrap across the door, ripping it off, he then changed into some dry clothes. Xemnas walked down the hallway, till he felt something crawling on him. Alarmed he stripped off his coat and shook it, then he flet more crawling on him. Eventually he was standing in the hallway down to his boxer shorts. Xigbar happened to be walking by, and got wide eyed, staring in shock. Inside his clothes were some fake spiders on a string, lots of them.
"Are.. you ... ok?" He asked.
"This is not what it looks like." Xemnas replied.
"Well , nice to have a free show." Larxene mused.
Nearby Axel had the camera in hand, trying hard not to giggle.
"My eyes.." Moaned Roxas.
"Don't worry little buddy, I know someone who can fix that." He mused.
That was it, he was not talking to anyone , for the rest of the day. Xemnas gathered up his clothes, and stormed back to his room. Closing the door, he sat on his bed wondering who to kill first. There came a knock at the door, who could that be.
"If you are looking for me, the answer is no!" Bellowed Xemnas.
"Superior..I need to tell you something." Came the voice of Saix.
"No!" Was the reply.
"Superior this is serious." Saix protested.
" I don't care!" Xemnas fumed.
"Fine..." Came the voice of Saix who now turned away from the door.
Well it was not his fault, that someone had given the equivalent of catnip to the dusks, and other lesser nobodies. Who were now racing around in a frenzy, it was bad enough they had already destroyed two sofas, and a chair. Right now they were chasing anything that moved, who knows what would happen if they cornered someone. Several members were already being chased, as Marluxia sat back amused. At that moment, Lexaeus decided to have fun, and picked up their invader, tossing her one. The movement, attracted some dusks, assassins , and few berserkers. Wide eyed she ran, with an ever growing group of them chasing her. Eventually they made their way to the superiors room, pounding on the door.
"Help me!" They yelled.
"I am not falling for it." Xemnas grumbled.
Invader ran on only to run face first into a door that Vexen had opened, seeing the lesser nobodies, Vexen slammed it shut. The best thing to do was to wait it out, this was not the first time it had happened. The lesser nobodies halted, and saw the now unconscious guest. Shoving them they kept trying to get them to move, receiving no response. Zexion peeked out from the library, then made an illusion to lead the others away. Checking over Invader, they were out cold but unhurt, Zexion dragged them inside.
"Well then, I can have my revenge for the books yesterday." He cackled.
Xemnas did not come out of his room for the next few hours, when he finally did the lounge was destroyed. This was going to be a long night, someone was going to pay, and pay dearly.
The end.