Sup, my homies from the East west North n' South Side! Dis is CrimsonSkies makin' history! Cloud
Has joined the crew (Yesssss!) Up next we have…GASP!
Aerith: What's wrong CS?
CS: THIS CHAPTER HAS-HAS-
Kairi: AERITH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU! I WANT MY HAIR DONE NOW!
Aerith: Oh, dear its Kairi…
CS: Don' t worry Aerith I will help you get rid of that biocth!
Aerith: Language!
Kairi: There you are ya lazy bitch! I-
(I drop kick Kairi and put a gun to her head.)
CS: Get ready ta die! Ho!
Aerith: You can't kill Kairi!
CS: Why not?
Aerith: Cuz, without her there's no story. And then you'll have to think of a new chapter!
CS: Damn! (Takes gun from Kairi's head and puts back inside my pants) Your lucky I hate to think!
DISCLAIMOR: I do not own KHD, because they are stingy and won't allow me to by Sora and Riku for three fidy. (Three dollars and fifty cents)
Warning in this chapter, there will be whores, well only one. There will be Kairi bashing. And there will be Haikus. A lot of haikus.Oh, P.S. I'm decided to upload 3 chaps because I was so late...Sorry for the delay, enjoy. Beware of Hiakus...
"Oh yeah, here ya are Steven-kins!" Rikku giggled handing Sora a metal spoon. The object confused both Sora and Riku. "Um, Rikku what the hell, is that suppose to be!" Riku exclaimed taking the spoon from Sora's hands. Rikku had just gotten through hugging Cloud after the little laughing fit in the last chapter; she walked over to the sliver teen. "Uh, you told me to find something kids like. Don't kids like spoons anymore?" "Rikku, what is he gonna do with a goddamn SPOON?" Riku threw said object at cloud's head.
"Ow!"
"And you! Get to work broom boy!"
"Doing what?"
"Clean up the floor. It's dirty."
Cloud glanced down at the marble floor, the shone and twinkled in the light. "It looks pretty damn clean to me." Riku grabbed a near by plant and threw it on the floor. The ceramic pottery shattered into tiny pieces that mixed with the dirty and the roots of the hibiscus flower. "No its not. Get to work!" Riku threw Cloud a broom; the blonde caught it with ease. Cloud mumbled some curse words under his breath. And started sweeping the dirt and pottery chunks.
"Riku! You didn't have to do that! That was mean!" Sora said turning around to face him. Riku glared at the boy, sending chills down Sora's spine. He slowly turned around without another word. "Yes, Riku I agree. It cost me 20 munny for that plant!" Aerith said picking up the withering flower with a sorrowed expression. "Aw, I'm so Aer. Hey broom boy! When you're done with that go buy Aerith a new plant!" The blonde looked over at the platinum blonde. "What the hell have you been smoking? Be-a-bitch-juana!" Riku ignored the comment and continued on Sora hair.
Yuffie having nothing to do stared at the slivered hair man. Her brown eyes burning a hole in Riku's neck. "Yuffie, if you keep staring at me-so help me I will-!" "Riku why are you always so mad?" the pedicurist asked interrupting the threat. "Why I'm always mad? Hmm that sounds like a haiku." Riku cleared before starting. 'Why I'm always mad. Because of you Yuffie dear. You suck bitch ass fuck." Cloud and Sora couldn't help but giggle a little. Come on that was pretty funny. "Ah, so you think you can out haiku me, huh. I call this 'Riku is a bitch.' Ahem. 'Riku is a bitch. I think he is even gay. He wants to fuck cloud.' "
Yuffie smiled at her poem. Riku look at Cloud and Cloud looked at Riku. Both having a sickened look on their faces. "Ewwww!" They said in unison.
"Truth be told Yuffie, Riku's not as mean as you-know-who." Leon said. "Oh yeah! Totally agree with that one!" Yuffie folded her arms and nodded. "Whose you-know-who?" Sora asked looking up at Riku was currently putting a white cream on the chocolate spikes. "You ask a lot of questions you know that?" "Yes, I know. But who is it?" When Riku was about to respond the doorbell chimed and in walked the skimpiest sluttish thing Sora had ever seen. "AERITH! I want my hair done NOW!" The girl (that is a girl right? Not an old whore?) Shouted. The newest person to arrive had long red hair. She wore the shortest red mini skirt as though she had cut it to make it a mini, mini skirt. A black tube top to show off who knows what! Along with high heel. Don't even get me started on the face her face was cover with make-up. Lots, and lots of make-up.
"Oh! Kairi! It must have slipped my mind. I forgot you were coming." Said Aerith not making eye contact. "Yeah, that's what I know that's why I came here! To remind your stupid little ass." Aerith didn't say anything. But her eyes did. She looked so sad and miserable. Though her face showed a bright happy smile.
"Well, since you're here come on over and I'll start your hair." Kairi began walking and stopped. She snapped her fingers and shouted, "Naminé! In here now!"
And in rushed and a skinny pale girl. Her hair was blonde and long. She wore no make up or a slut outfit, but a long white simple dress that brought out her blue eyes. That were, at the time looked uneasy and scared. "I'm here Kairi what do you need?" "Sit in one of the chairs while get my hair done." The blonde obliged grabbing a magazine from the table.
Kairi walked over to Aerith's chair sitting down. Aerith walked toward the back to get a throw over cloth. The red head looked over toward Riku, "Hey, you. Whose the cutie your working on?"
The sliver haired man sighed heavy, " You've been coming here for months you should know my goddamn name by now!" "What's the point of knowing names, when your going to leave and never seen each other for months at a time." "Kairi's that's the sluttiest thing I've heard from you yet." Cloud said finally finished sweeping the floor.
"How dare you! You gay fag!" Kairi hated to be called a slut. Everywhere she went she'd hear girl after girl whisper 'what a slut' or 'she's such a whore'. She was getting sick of it. I mean if a man was going to pay you to lie down and fuck you, that's not being a whore. It was being useful. And obviously, very attracted.
Aerith arrived with a pink sheet, and wrapped it around Kairi's neck nice and loose. She put on some gloves on and began massaging her hair. "Hey sexy what's your name?" Kairi asked putting a hand on Sora's leg causing him to jump a little. "Its Riku if you must know." Riku said smirking. Kairi gave him a pissed look. "Not you, the hot burnet." "Oh, that's Leon, but I think he's already taken by broom boy." The young stylist said smiling.
"Look ya damn pansy I don't care about you our any boy in here." "Then why do you want to know his name if you don't care?" Cloud asked. Kairi gave up on finding out the boy's name knowing she obviously was not going to obtain it.
"Anyway, so Yuffie where were we again? Something about me being gay, and wanting to fuck Cloud?" Riku asked smirking her way. She was currently filing her nails. "Uh huh, lets see you beat that." Riku thought for a moment. "Okay, here's one. Ahem. 'Kairi what the hell. What is that a mini skirt. Or some black duct tape?" Everyone laughed. Even the shy and quiet Naminé and Aerith stifled a few giggles. Kairi just went red in the face. "Oh wow, that's so funny here let me try. 'You are a gay fag. You suck ass you sick mother fu- you suck ass you sick ass fu-" Kairi was never good in haikus or syllables and ended up giving up.
Even more laughing erupted at the now embarrassed and pissed Kairi. "Come on Sora, I have to wash this stuff out." Sora stood up and Riku guided him toward the sinks.
The room was smaller than the front. In the corner sat a coffee machine and the doughnuts cloud brought. Four sinks were connected to the wall. Two on one side two on the other with a small hallway leading farther back. Riku gently sat Sora down at the first sink in the far corner.
Linkin' Parks was currently playing on the radio. Riku turned the water on and let it hit Sora's head in the sink. "Its not too hot is it?" He asked gently. "Uh, no its fine." Sora said. Riku began to rinse out the white cream he had originally place on. He softly sang to the song. "Tired being what you want me to be feeling so faithless under the surface. Don't know what you're excepting of me but under the pressure of walking in your shoes…" "You have a beautiful singing voice." Riku looked down at the small teen. His eyes were closed as Riku was massaging his scalp. A small pink blush spread across his ivory skin. "Uh, thanks. I like the song. I kind of relates to me you know…" Sora sat up a little, opening his bright blue eyes to meet with sad aqua ones. "What do you mean?"
Riku gently pushed Sora back down. "What you wanna hear it in a haiku? Here. 'My father hates me. Never accepts me for me. Wishes I were dead." "Oh, like the song…why does he hate you?" Riku chuckled a little. "You ask a lot of questions." Now it was Sora's turn to look sad. "But I don't mind! I mean, I like it when you ask questions." The older boy sighed. "Its because of my, sexually interest." This made Sora sit up all the way and just stare at Riku. "YOU'RE GAY?" Riku stared at the boy and pushed him back down. "Yes I am. And quit moving around." Returning to his grumpy behavior. "Oh sorry."
There was silence for a while. Riku applied shampoo to Sora's hair creating thick lathered "Can't you see that your smothering me? Holding too tightly afraid to lose control. Cause everything that you thought I would be has fallen apart right in front of you…." The stylist began to sing again. "Riku?" "Hm." Riku Finally finished washing his hair. Turned off the water. Sora sat up fully and whispered in his ear. "I'm gay too." Riku blushed again, and smiled. "Hmm, Kairi won't be too happy with that. She hates gays, a homophobe." "Hey, that gives me an idea. If your up for it." Sora said smirking with a glint in his eyes.
Riku thought for a moment. "Hey, I'm up for anything."
Sora and Riku came from the back going back to the chair. Cloud was calling Kairi a slut, Yuffie and Rikku were instigating, Kairi was cursing, and Aerith was trying to calm everyone down. While as Leon was sitting down in a nearby chair, getting a headache. "Hey, HEY! What the hell is going on in here! I leave for 5 minutes and come back to find the place falling apart!" Riku said sarcastically. "Shut up Riku!" Kairi exclaimed. Aerith was applying a light reddish color to her hair.
Riku began combing Sora now no longer spiky hair. It was still wet, yet he could feel how much better, and softer it was before. Kairi put her hand on Sora's leg again. He jumped a little from the small action and looked at her. "Can I help you? You've been doing that for a while now." "Yes, you can. Maybe if you can give me your name and digits, we can arrange some kind of a date." She said in a seductive voice.
Sora looked at Riku, then back at Kairi. "I'm sorry but I don't think my boyfriend would like that…"
"Oh, don't worry he doesn't need to kn-wait a minute…did, did you just say boyfriend?"
"Yes, he did. Do you have a problem with that?" Riku ask coming over to Sora's side and holding his hand.
Kairi looked at the two in disgust. "Y-you and him…? Are t-together?"
"Do you doubt us?" Sora asked leaning his head against Riku's abs. "Yes, I-I do. Like he said I've been coming here for months, and this is the first time I've seen you with him!"
The two boys looked at each other. "I don't like to let him out that much." The sliver haired boy responded.
"Oooh! Prove it! Prove it!" Yuffie said finally catching on. Now this was getting everyone's attention. "Fine." Riku said flatly. He leaned in toward Sora capturing his cherry lips with his own. The kiss wasn't like an innocent first date kiss. No, this one, though it was only to get Kairi pissed was a hot passionate kiss. Riku tongue invaded Sora's mouth, touching every part of the wet cavern memorizing it. Sora moaned, when invader's tongue found his. Massaging it. "Ew! That is disgusting! I can't stay here! Naminé!" The Blonde girl was blushing as she was staring at the two boys kissing in front of her, till she was snapped out of it. "Huh?" "Come on we are leaving. Take me to Lady Chow's hair salon on the other side of town!" Kairi dragged the still staring girl toward the exit.
The two boys finally broke, a small line of saliva falling on Sora chin, his eyes were half-lidded. "Yeah? Good riddance! We don't want your nasty slut money anyway!" Riku yelled at the red head, which by the way still had on the wrap around sheet around her neck, along with the stuff Aerith had put on her head. "Shut up you damn fag! You probably influenced the kid to turn your way so he wouldn't have a real lover like me!" Sora snapping out of his half lidded expression, stood up. "Hey, Kairi." Kairi looked like a mad woman, as in an insane person. Her face was completely red and her eyes were wide with crazed look in them. " 'If I were not gay. I would not go out with you. Cuz, you are a whore." He smiled when she yelled in pure frustration running out the door leaving Naminé behind. "Umm, bye. Sorry for the trouble" She said softly, bowing. "Naminé! Come on!" Naminé followed out the door. "Bye Naminé." Everyone called out in unison.
"Glad that's over." Sora said sitting back down. "I know that's right." Riku said resuming his hair. "Wow! That was really something you two!" Rikku and Cloud said in unison. "What?" Sora blushed. "You guys kissing like that just to get Kairi out! Amazing!" "I did it as an apology toward Aerith for destroying her flower." Riku said looking over at Aerith with a sympathetic look. She smiled. "That was kind of you Riku-chan." Riku blushed, that name always made him blush whenever she said it. "Aw, is Riku blushing?" Cloud asked staring at him. "No! I'm not! And you didn't think I'd forget about you getting her a new plant did you! Go now! Your damn broom boy!" Riku exclaimed. "Aw, shit!" Cloud grumbled walking toward the door.
CS: There you have it! By the way that song, Riku was singing. Does anyone know what its called? Hell, I don't even know the CD. I know its Linkin' Park, but ya know? I could look it up my self but…as you all know…I'm lazy. Don't blame me blame my friend. She burned me hers but didn't tell me crap about it.
-. -;
Yuffie: Don't worry. We will.
CS: Thank you…Hey how'd you two get back here?
Leon: Like everyone else the door, duh.
CS: oh, anyway Review REVIEW REVIEW!
Aerith: Yes, please. So she may finally end this.
CS: Uh, was that positive or negative.
Riku: Who cares! Just hurry up and get to the end!
Cloud: Ooo, someone's a little horny, for some Sora. (Singsong voice)
Riku+blushes+ S-Shut up!
Rikku: Aw how cute!
CS: Its crazy in here….It was a hot kiss though….