(It's the end of the year so you decide to give your teacher makeup)

You: Because you're so ugly!

Teacher: Thanks, Love!

(Teacher walks out of the classroom)]

You: Now's our chance! Everyone jump out of the window!

(Everyone jumps out of the window)

Classroom: Oh well, I needed to lose some weight anyways!

Teacher: I'm back!

(All the boys in the universe surround Teacher)

Random Guy #46: So um... how old are you?

Teacher: I'm 84... but, I'm turning 85 tomorrow because I know that you all love older women. ;)

Random Student #364: TO THE WINDOW!

Teacher: D: