(It's the end of the year so you decide to give your teacher makeup)
You: Because you're so ugly!
Teacher: Thanks, Love!
(Teacher walks out of the classroom)]
You: Now's our chance! Everyone jump out of the window!
(Everyone jumps out of the window)
Classroom: Oh well, I needed to lose some weight anyways!
Teacher: I'm back!
(All the boys in the universe surround Teacher)
Random Guy #46: So um... how old are you?
Teacher: I'm 84... but, I'm turning 85 tomorrow because I know that you all love older women. ;)
Random Student #364: TO THE WINDOW!
Teacher: D:
