Note: Sorry that this story is not a lemon. I just don't have enough "imagination" to actually write one. Dude, I struggled with writing a simple kiss scene. 'Nuff said. Hah! Well, enjoy: D
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Afterwards, the two boys acted as if the kiss had never happened.
"Hey, how about we get some sea salt ice cream and forget that this ever happened." Riku suggested.
"Okay! I love ice cream!" Sora exclaimed.
Sora jumped off of his bed and walked his Riku out of his room.
"Hey did you know that 'ice-cream is 'ca rem' in Vietnamese?" Sora asked.
"No, I didn't. Geez, it's true what they say." Riku chuckled.
"What?"
"You really do learn a new thing everyday." The two boys laughed and continued to walk to the ice cream store.
"Axel?! What are you doing here?!" Sora surprisingly asked.
"I'm here to buy some sea salt ice cream, duh!" Axel replied, "What do you think I'm doing? Posing for Abercrombie and Fitch?"
"Actually, I think that you'd be a better Hollister model." Riku stated.
"Really? Why's that?"
"Well, You would look better in a sepia tone."
"That's... very... true...!"
"Wait, wait, wait! I thought you died Axel." Sora questioned.
"Oh, ha ha. No. N-O No. Got it memorized?" Axel chuckled, "That's just an illusion Square Enix wanted to you believe." he finished and tapped Sora's nose.
"Yeah. Duh Sora." Riku said hitting Sora on the head, "Don't you ever pay attention to the board meetings?"
"No, I think he was too busy putting gel in his hair." Axel mentioned.
"I know! Seriously! Why does he put so much gel in his hair."
"Ha ha. Totally!" (They talk weird.)
"I'm right here you know!" Sora exclaimed.
Riku and Axel just stared at Sora and blinked.
"Hey Sora. Do you think that we should tell Axel what we found online." Riku nudged at Sora.
"I thought we were going to forget about it!" Sora whined.
"I know, but he does have the right to know."
"Know what?" Axel interrupted.
"Online these fan girls are drawing gay pictures of Sora and me."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh, that reminds me. I found pictures of Roxas and me doing 'it' as well."
"Well, you do imply that you are gay."
"WHAT?!"
"You do. Um, hey author! Can we have flashback to the moments were Axel implies that he's gay." Sora shouted to the bush.
"Ah!" I screamed, "How did you know that I was here?!"
"Aren't we supposed to know."
"Um... I love you Sora!"
Sora blinked, "Riiight.. Can we have our flashback."
"Okay Sora!" I said and came a flashback.
-Flashback-
"You get on their bad side and they'll destory you!" Axel bawled.
"No one would miss me."
"That's not true..." Axel sighed, "I would..."
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"He made me feel like I actually had a heart.."
-End Flashback-
"Ha! You see!" Sora boasted, "Hey where did the author go?"
"I think she found a new hiding place during the flash back." Riku said.
"Oh... kay!"
(Okay, I'm getting lazy with this he said, they said, thing.)
"So anyways that was scripted. Duh Sora. Don't you ever read your script." -Axel
"There was a script involved." -Sora
"I believe so." -Axel
"Don't you remember reading a script for Kingdom Hearts One, Final Mix, Chain of Memory, and Kingdom Hearts Two?" - Riku
"No..." -Sora
Axel and Riku stared at Sora shocked.
"What?" -Sora
"You mean to say that you said all the correct lines without even knowing that what everyone else said was scripted?" -Riku
"I guess.." Sora grinned and scratched his head.
"Well, in a sense, Riku. You too imply, in a scripted way, that you are gay." Axel said.
"How so?" -Riku
"Ha! Behold. My super cool iPod nano. They new completely remastered version!" -Axel
"Sweet. You got the for Christmas didn't you?" -Sora
"Yeah... How did you know?" -Axel
"Geez. Everyone got one for Christmas!" -Riku
"Yeah.. Well, I got the (Product) Red version, and it's engraved! It's for a good cause." -Axel
"What does it say?" -Sora
"Uh.. None of your business" -Axel
"It probably says 'I love Roxas less than three, three, three." -Riku
Sora and Riku laughed with disbelief.
"It's a lie!" Axel blushed.
-Cold/Awkward wind blows by-
"Dude..." -Sora and Riku
"So yeah... A bunch of spoiled high school/middle school girls that run on their parents' credit cards probably have it too." -Riku
"... Shut up! Do you want to see the proof or not?" -Axel
"Eh. Sure." Sora shrugged.
"Crap.. I ran out of batteries." -Axel
"How sad." -Sora
"Now I can't show you the videos." -Axel
"Dude.. Those don't even play videos." -Riku
"Oh yeah..." Axel said, "Well, the main reason why it's out of batteries is because Vexen has been hogging the computer by going on My Space and crap. He has like 1665881 friends."
"That's unreal! Wait My Space? Do you have one?" -Sora
"Well, actually yeah. I do." -Axel
"Oh.. that's cool. Why haven't you friended me?" -Sora
"I didn't know that you had one. I'm Riku's friend though." -Axel
"I see... So am I." -Sora
"Mkay, when you go home friend me." -Axel
"Okay, did you put the private thing on because I don't know your last name... Do you even have a last name." -Sora
"Yeah, actually it's--" -Axel
"Sora. Your ice cream's melting." -Riku
"AH! No!" Sora bawled licking to save his poor ice cream. He slurped.
"Hey Riku, do you remember if I turned my computer off?" -Sora
"Um.. I don't think so." -Riku
"O... M... G... , no!!" Sora bellowed to the heavens.
Axel and Riku looked to the sky.
"Who are you screaming at..?" They asked Sora.