CHAPTER THREE
CHESTER'S DEJA VU
Chester looked at Norm dumbfounded. He didn't say anything.
"Well," said Norm, "didn't you hear me? I said I was a genie and I was going to grant you three wishes."
"Yeah," said Chester "I heard you. It's just....." Chester paused.
"Just what?" said the genie.
"This is going to sound crazy, but I get the feeling we've met before."
Norm smiled. This plan was coming together beautifully.
"Well," said Norm, "we have. You've had my lamp before!"
Chester looked shocked. "Then how come I don't remember it?"
"Because your memory was wiped by an evil, but dumb fairy, named Jorgen."
"Why would he do that?," asked Chester.
"Because like I said he's evil and dumb. So is your first wish to have your memory restored?"
Chester was about to say yes when Norm shushed him and said,
"Now wait a second, did I hear you say you were going to your friend Timmy's house?"
"Yeah," said Chester, "he's coming home from the hospital. Did you meet Timmy the last time."
"Oh yes," said Norm "why don't we go to Timmy's house and I'll restore your memory there. You can tell all of the people there all of the adventures you and Timmy had." Norm smiled inwardly and thought, "and reveal the fact he has Fairy Godparents to everyone and then lose them!"
"Sure," said Chester.
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A.J. was just finishing helping the girl with her complex equation It wasn't that hard for A.J., but he could understand why she might have trouble with it.
"Now," said A.J., "were you serious about making out with me."
The disguised Remy nearly gagged again, but said
"Oh yes. I meant every word." A pause. "By the way," Remy added hoping to stall the inevitable, "what's your name?"
"Alex Johnson, but people call me A.J. What's yours?"
"It's Re... Rebecca."
"Well, Rebecca, " said A.J. "I know it's not customary to kiss when you just meet, but a deal's a deal."
"I'm so going to kill that genie," thought Remy.
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Norm was about to walk off with Chester when suddenly there was a big atomic poof. Chester saw a very muscular and tall man with a big sheet. The large individual spoke in a thick Austrian accent,
"Got you, you filthy genie" as the sheet came down on top of Norm.
Norm tried to escape, but couldn't. Then he said, "Uggh, a smoof blanket."
Chester looked at this new individual stunned and then said, "Hey that's my...,"
Upon which the large man pointed a tube at Chester and a light flashed. Then the man was gone.
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"Well," said A.J., "let's get this started"
"Yeah," said Remy, feeling very sick.
A.J. was about to pucker up when suddenly Rebecca's face became Remy's face, and he was still in a dress. A.J. looked shocked then angry.
"Remy Buxaplenty," said the young genius, "you really ARE nuts!"
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Chester stood there confused. Had something happened? Why had he stopped on the sidewalk? He'd be late for Timmy's party. Where was A.J? Oh yeah, he was with that girl HELPING her with a complex equation. And that's when Chester heard A.J's voice, "HOLD ON REMY! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"
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